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Digital Short: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) - Saturday Night Live

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    Yeah
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    Backin' that ass
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    Yeah
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    Your mom says "Hi"
    Jinx!
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
    yeah yeah yeah, no, no!
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    Summertime in the city
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    And everybody's having sex
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    You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Pay-less
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    Shoe stores
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    I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots
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    Well let's help them back
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    Let's handle that
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    In two-to-six hours,
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    We'll meet back here and regroup
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    Now let's shoop
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    Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
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    Hop off the bus with the Alizé
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    Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
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    I should diggity-ask you the same
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    And she sang
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    Hey, boys I want you both
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    I hope that you think that's cool
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    (Say word?)
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    I know most guys won't freak together
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    She forgot about the golden rule — a huh huh
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    It's OK to put us in a three-way
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    It's not gay when it's in a three-way
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    With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
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    The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
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    Normally, I don't get down with dudes
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    But tonight is a special exception (Great)
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    See you're my best friend
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    Through thick and thin
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    Now it's time to make a triple connection
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    Lights off
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    Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
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    It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
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    Where her body ends (La la)
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    And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
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    This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
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    To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
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    We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
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    The new Three's Company
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    You Guys Still Here ?
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    It's OK to put us in a three-way
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    It's not gay when it's in a three-way
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    With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
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    The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
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    Fellas. Get ready.
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    Doin' us a chick
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    Helicopter dick, go!
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    Helicopter dick
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    Doin' us a chick
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    Helicopter dick
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    Well
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    And all of that was OK
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    Cause it was in a three-way
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    It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom)
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    Maybe two is enough
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    That's what they'll say
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    But we'll say, "Hell no! "
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    One, two, three-way
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    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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    The golden rule
Title:
Digital Short: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) - Saturday Night Live
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When there's two guys and only one girl just remember the golden rule. Aired 05/21/11

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:37

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