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King Star King: Watch "KSK !!!" the Pilot Episode Now

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    [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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    >> 12 TRILLION YEARS BEFORE THE
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    ALLEGED BIG BANG LIVED
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    KING STAR KING, THE GREATEST
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    HERO WHO EVER WAS, IS, OR SHALL
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    BE.
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    >> HA HA!
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    FELICITATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR
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    ME, POOZA!
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    TONIGHT I DECLARE MY LOVE FOR
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    THE PRINCESS SNOW WHITE.
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    >> FWEE!
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    HOT DIGGITY-DIGGITY ZING!
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    WOW!
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    SMART MOVE, BOSS!
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    [ SCREECHES ]
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    >> I STOP YOU, KING STAR KING.
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    FOR TODAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL!
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    >> SILENCE, DEVIL DEATH CHIMP!
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    I EXPUNGE YOUR ROTTING FACE.
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    >> AAH!
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    [ SPLAT! ]
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    RINGS FROM THE EARS OF DEATH.
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    CAN THERE BE A MORE ROMANTIC
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    GIFT?
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    >> ♪ SEXUALLY PURE ♪
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    ♪ FREE OF GUILT ♪
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    ♪ FREE OF TAINT ♪
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    ♪ UNFIDDLED WITH ♪
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    ♪ SKIN LIKE MILK ♪
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    >> FOR YOU, SNOW WHITE, THE
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    EARRINGS OF DEATH HIMSELF!
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    >> [ GASPS ]
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    KING STAR KING, I'M NAKED!
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    >> UH...
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    HM, SO YOU ARE.
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    BLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBL.
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    >> OOH!
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    [ GIGGLES ]
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    [ ENGINE IDLING ]
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    [ ENGINE REVS ]
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    HAIL, GOD STAR GOD!
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    KING STAR KING IS GAZING UPON
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    THE EROTIC NAKEDNESS OF YOUR
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    DAUGHTER IN THE ROYAL LAVATORY!
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    >> RAAH! RAAH?! NAKED?!
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    RAAAAAAAAAH!
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    >> BLBLBLBLBLBLBL.
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    >> KING STAR KING, YOU ROTTEN,
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    STINKING PERVERTOPHILE!
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    I ERASE YOUR MEMORY AND EXILE
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    YOU FROM THIS REALLY COOL PLACE!
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    [ SPLURT! ]
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    FOREVER!
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    >> KING STAR KING'S MIND WAS
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    ERASED.
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    HE WAS EXILED FROM THE HEAVENLY
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    REALM AND MAGICALLY TELEPORTED
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    INTO A DUMPSTER BEHIND AN
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    ALL-NIGHT WAFFLE RESTAURANT
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    LOCATED IN THE KRUDZONE, A
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    PLACE FILLED WITH DISEASED
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    WOMEN, TERRIBLE FOOD, AND SOME
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    MONSTERS.
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    >> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
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    SIDE OF BACON, TWO OVER EASY!
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    >> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
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    SIDE OF BACON, LET IT BE SO!
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    [ DING! ]
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    [ BELL RINGS ]
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    [ TWINKLING ]
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    >> WHAT THE HELL?
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    [ ALL GASP ]
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    HOLY PISS BUCKET, IT'S
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    SNOW WHITE IN MY WAFFLE JOINT!
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    WELCOME TO HANK'S WAFFLES,
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    PRINCESS SNOW WHITE,
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    YOUR MAJESTY.
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    WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO THE
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    KRUDZONE WITH US REPULSIVE
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    KRUDZONIANS?
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    >> WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
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    SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME.
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    YOU DON'T KNOW OF
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    KING STAR KING, DO YOU?
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    >> KING STAR KING?
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    IN THIS FART HOLE?
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    [ CHUCKLES ]
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    HEY, BIG BOOBS, FILL UP THE
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    PRINCESS' WATER GLASS.
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    YOU SEEM YOU SEEM SAD.
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    HOW 'BOUT A WAFFLE?
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    >> HOW RUDE OF ME.
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    THIS IS YOUR LIVELIHOOD.
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    YES, KIND SIR, YOUR BEST WAFFLE.
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    >> ONE SUPREME WAFFLE PLATTER
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    NOW, AND MAKE IT HOT!
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    IT'S FOR A MOTHER[BLEEP]
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    PRINCESS!
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    [ DING! ]
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    >> ORDER UP!
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    >> [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE!
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    I'VE SEARCHED THE GIGANTIVERSE
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    FOR YOU!
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    >> MADAM, MY EGGS ARE BURNING.
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    >> DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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    PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP.
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    [ MOANING ]
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    >> I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER.
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    MY MEMORY WAS ERASED.
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    >> FWEE!
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    >> RAAAAH!
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    >> I AM KING STAR KING, AND YOU
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    ARE MY BRIDE!
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    [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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    >> IT SEEMS A FAIRY-TALE ENDING
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    IS IN ORDER.
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    BUT PRINCESSES SHOULD NEVER
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    WANDER INTO THE KRUDZONE, FOR
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    WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE NO LONGER
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    PROTECTED BY THEIR ROYAL REALM.
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    >> GIVE ME ONE ORDER OF FINE
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    ROYAL POONANI TO GO!
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    >> IT'S THAT SPRING BUNNY
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    THE DUKE OF WRONG!
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    >> RIGHT YOU WERE, MEGA MELONS.
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    >> SPRING BUNNY?
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    WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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    >> GET YOUR HOOCHIE OVER HERE,
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    SNOW WHITE.
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    >> UNHAND SNOW WHITE,
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    EVIL BUNNY, FOR I AM KING
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    [ GRUNTING ]
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    [ GRUNTS ]
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    >> KING STAR KING!
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    OOMF!
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    >> NEXT STOP, VIRGIN-POWERED
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    EVIL ROBOT!
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    HAVE AN EASTER EGG...
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    [ GROANS ]
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    ...KING STAR KING.
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    [ SNIFFS ]
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    [ SIGHS ]
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    MOTHER[BLEEP]!
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    [ WHISTLE! BOOM! ]
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    >> OH, I'M BLEEDING.
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    ALMOST DEAD. HELP!
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    >> I SUMMON MY GALACTIC ROYAL
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    ENCHANTMENTS AND SORTILEGES.
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    [ INHALES DEEPLY, GULPS ]
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    [ CHA-CHING! ]
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    EXTRUDE THESE BULLETS!
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    AND AMELIORATE MY WOUNDS!
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    >> YEAH, DO THAT TO ME, PLEASE.
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    AT LEAST STOP THE BLEEDING.
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    >> TAKE HEART, HANK WAFFLES.
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    WE CAN SAVE THE PRINCESS.
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    I MUST AGGLOMERATE A TEAM OF
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    INCREDIBLE HEROES!
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    [ SQUISH! ]
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    I SUMMON...POOZA THE WIZARD!
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    >> ZWING!
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    KING STAR KING, WHERE HAVE YOU
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    BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!
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    >> IT IS A PROLONGED ABNORMAL
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    TALE, OLD FRIEND POOZA, MAGIC
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    CHUM.
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    CAN YOU SAVE THIS LONELY HUMAN
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    AND MAKE HIM UNSCATHED AS
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    BEFORE?
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    >> [ Weakly ] YES, PLEASE.
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    JUST MAKE ME UNSCATHED.
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    >> MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!
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    >> PUT THE SOUL OF HANK WAFFLES
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    INTO HIS BELOVED WAFFLE MASCOT
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    AND LEAVE HIS CRETINOUS HUMAN
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    SHELL BEHIND!
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    >> I LIKE MY CRETINOUS HUMAN
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    SHELL, PLEASE.
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    >> WAZOO! WAZOO!
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    >> AAAAAAAH!
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    WHAT THE HELL?!
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    >> HA HA! NOW YOU ARE A HERO!
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    >> AAH!
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    THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
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    I'M WATCHING MYSELF BE DEVOURED
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    BY MAGGOTS!
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    [BLEEP] YOU!
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    YOU RUINED MY RESTAURANT!
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    YOU TURNED ME INTO A BIG-HEADED
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    FREAK WITH NO TESTICLES!
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    >> WELCOME TO THE TEAM!
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    [ CHUCKLES ]
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    [ BUBBLING ]
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    [ GULP! ]
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    [ SNIFFS ]
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    THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE!
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    POOZA, SPRING BUNNY HAS CAPTURED
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    SNOW WHITE.
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    WE MUST SUMMON GURBLES, MY
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    FLYING ROBOT BEAR.
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    >> MAGIC!
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    >> HEY, GURBLES, WELCOME.
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    >> GET THIS MOTHER[BLEEP] THING
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    OFF OF ME!
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    >> [ CHUCKLES ]
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    HE THINKS YOU ARE A REAL
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    WAFFLE.
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    WHAT A JOCULAR TEAM I HAVE
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    ASSEMBLED!
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    GURBLES, SIT!
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    >> [ SLURPING ]
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    [ GIGGLES ]
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    >> COME, HANK WAFFLE.
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    >> OOH!
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    [BLEEP] YOU!
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    DID YOU SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT
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    RABBIT KILLED?
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    I'M OUT OF HERE!
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    >> NOT EVERY TIME IS A TIME FOR
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    HORSEPLAY, HANK WAFFLES.
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    >> OOOOH!
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    >> NOW THINK.
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    WHERE COULD SPRING BUNNY BE?
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    >> SNOW WHITE, ARE YOU READY?
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    HERE WE GO!
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    [ GIGGLES ]
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    LOOK, THE SCHIZOID ROBOT OF
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    DEATH, SCROD!
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    >> MEANWHILE, THIS BUNNY WAS
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    USING THE PRINCESS FOR A VERY
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    EVIL PLAN!
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    >> I NEED YOUR VIRGIN SWEETNESS
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    TO POWER HIM.
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    >> HER VIRGINITY POWERED THE
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    ROBOT.
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    AND WHY?
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    TO GET THE CROWN OF GOD!
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    >> [ CACKLES ]
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    NEVER MIND.
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    >> AAAH!
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    OOH, OOH, OOH!
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    >> THIS CHAIR WILL USE YOUR
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    VIRGINITY TO POWER SCROD!
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    >> OOH!
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    >> [ GIGGLES ]
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    YOU ARE A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
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    >> YES.
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    >> GOOD.
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    YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER TO BE
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    HONEST NOW THAN TO HAVE IT COME
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    OUT LATER.
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    >> YES!
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    >> GREAT!
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    >> OOOOOOH!
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    >> NOW LET'S POWER UP SCROD SO I
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    CAN GET TO THE CROWN OF GOD.
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    [ CRACKLING ]
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    >> AAAAH!
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    [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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    >> [ ROARS ]
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    [ ROARS ]
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    >> NOW I FEEL THE POWER OF GOD!
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    WAH-HEE-HEE-HEE!
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    >> THAT ROBOT REQUIRES A VIRGIN
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    FUEL SOURCE, BUT WHO COULD IT
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    BE?
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    SNOW WHITE!
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    I KNOW WHAT SPRING BUNNY IS
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    AFTER THE CROWN OF GOD!
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    >> GOD STAR GOD, YOU JUST LOST
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    YOUR JOB STAR JOB.
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    [ CACKLES ]
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    >> MY CROWN!
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    I NEED THAT TO RUN THE UNIV
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    AAH!
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    >> I'LL TAKE THAT AND BECOME GOD
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    MYSELF!
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    >> NO CROWN FOR YOU,
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    SPRING BUNNY!
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    INSTEAD I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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    >> KING STAR KING?!
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    >> HANK, YOU OCCUPY SCROD!
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    >> I DON'T CARE. LET HIM WIN.
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    >> IF WE DON'T DEFEAT
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    SPRING BUNNY'S ROBOT, HE'LL
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    CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!
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    >> NO, IT'S [BLEEP] EATING ME.
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    AAAH!
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    >> OUTSTANDING, HANK WAFFLES!
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    KEEP HIS MOUTH BUSY!
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    STOP THIS INSANE QUEST, BUNNY.
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    >> KING STAR KING!
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    >> [ GRUNTS ]
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    [ SNIFFS ]
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    [ GURGLING ]
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    AAH!
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    [ FLUSHES ]
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    >> I MUST DESTROY HIS VIRGIN
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    FUEL SOURCE BY HAVING SEX WITH
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    SNOW WHITE!
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    >> KING STAR KING!
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    [ SIGHS ]
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    OH! OH! OOH!
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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    >> WHO ARE THESE STRANGE
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    HEROES?!
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    THEY RETURNED MY CROWN AND
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    RESTORED MY GODHOOD!
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    SNOW WHITE?!
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    >> GOD STAR GOD.
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    >> YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN!
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    >> FATHER!
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    >> YOU WEAR THE MUSTACHE OF
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    SHAME!
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    >> I HAD TO, FATHER, TO SAVE THE
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    CROWN.
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    >> GRAAAH!
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    >> AAAAAH!
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    >> SNOW WHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-TE!
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    >> KING STAR KING, I WILL BLAST
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    YOU!
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    >> SNOW WHI-I-I-I-TE!
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    >> AND SO, GOD STAR GOD LEFT OUR
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    HEROES TO HUNT THE GIGANTIVERSE
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    FOR THE NOW-MUSTACHED
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    SNOW WHITE!
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Title:
King Star King: Watch "KSK !!!" the Pilot Episode Now
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
11:16

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