KNASTERBART - Gossenabitur (offizielles Video) | Branntwein für alle

Mommy told me once,
I should make something out of myself,

and not become a down-and-out rowdy.

(Wo-oh!)

If I won't learn anything,
I'd put myself in danger

and reserve a life in poverty.

I should pray diligently,
go to school

and be a well-behaved teacher's pet.

(Wo-oh!)

I should kiss asses
and beg for forgiveness,

if life handed me something bad.

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation!

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation.

Daddy always urged me
to take up work

as a diligent scholar of medicine.

(Wo-oh!)

Then I would be able
to prescribe myself pills.

I'd always be financially sound.

No dame would act coyly
when trying to get a massage,

they all like to go to the good doctor.

(Wo-oh!)

But I don't wanna lose myself
in fantasies any longer:

Here in the gutter it's pretty nice as well.

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation!

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation.

And so that nobody can claim

we didn't get the hang of this

we issue ourselves poor testimonials.

I'm partially proficient in Scrounging,
lousy in Snapping Lice,

and gifted in Street Fencing.

I only failed in Criminal and Taxation Law,

but I have a B in Bar Fights!

In Pub Politics I'm the valedictorian,

have a C in Police Bribery.

Also, I have the monopoly for A's

in Secretely Peeing Against The Counter.

I'm good in Pub-ology,
I can't complain,

I really like Advanced Boozing.

There I have a B in Emptying Mugs

and an A+ in Quaffing Schnapps!

My favourite classes are Cussing and Bilking

and Bum Poetry at the pink counter.

And in Love Skills, I freely admit,

I would have loved to be satisfactory.

Comments on Working and Social Behaviour?

Well, what can I say?

Is that really relevant in life?

Our testimonials conclude,

if anybody should ask,

'They always tried their best'.

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation!

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation.

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation!

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation.

Well, he'll rather thrust
some schnapps into his frame

and learn for his hobo graduation!

Well, he'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for his hobo graduation

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation!

Well, I'll rather thrust
some schnapps into my frame

and learn for my hobo graduation.

Aaaaah!

Idea: Simon Erichsen

Music: Knasterbart

Director: Henning Hammoor

Camera:
Henning Hemmoor
Leonie Lohmann
Lars Bethge

Special Thanks to our friends and artists:

Martin Lendt
Andreas Macherauch
(Cobblestones)

Shawn Hellmann
(Kilkenny Band)

Buckteeth Bannock &
One-Eyed Morgan
(Mr. Hurley & Die Pulveraffen)

Ratz von der Planke
(Vroudenspil)

Brother Rectus

McRogan

Death

Knasterbart sincerely thank all contributors!

More hits from the gutter
on the new album "Branntwein für alle!"

Available in our gutter store only!

www.knasterbart.de

Order now!