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Footballers Attempt: David Beckham's halfway line winder-goal!
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It’s David Beckham... And Beckham saw Sullivan off his line… That is absolutely phenomenal!
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It’s almost as staggering as Beckham centre-parting!
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CRISTANO RONALDO
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his is Footballers Attempt David Beckham’s Halfway Line Wonder Goal,
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not Footballers Attempt Victoria Beckham’s Hair
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Shut up Luis…
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- Pass!
- Sii!
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- And a bonus point for wearing a Victoria Beckham wig...
- What? It’s not a -
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RYAN GIGGS
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Ryan Giggs!
Where the bloody hell is he?
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- Police please! Someone’s broken into my house.
- For the record, I smashed her back doors in!
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NEYMAR JNR
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- Fail!
- What! No way! Var!
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- Handball
- Ball to hand!
- Fail!
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JADON SANCHO
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Wait wait wait! If you’re going to do this, at least do it properly…
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Wow, you look amazing in that Man Utd kit… doesn’t he Becks?
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Er, I guess so…
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- The number 10 as well, perfect. Go on, try it out…
- Okay
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Pass!
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Wow. This already bringing out the best in you. Isn’t it Becks?
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- Er, I guess so…
- How about we make this permanent?
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- What do you think Becks?
- Er, I guess so…
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- Okay, let's do it…
- YES!
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- It’s a good stepping stone…
- What?
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ROY KEANE
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Get the feck in!
Now!
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- FAIL!
- What was that you-fame-hungry-feckin-flute?
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- You didn’t kick it! Ow!... PASS!
- Now that’s more fecking like it!
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LUIS SUAREZ
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Erm, David! Can we put the goalie in a Norwich kit please?
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- Get on with it…
- Oh, someone's on their period...
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- Fail
- Sh*t… I usually start a little closer…
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And I usually start a little further away…
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PASS!
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YES! Just like my goal vs Newcastle! Even further out than Becks!
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I didn’t need the goalkeeper to fall over though, did I?
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And neither did I…
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- PASS!
- F*ck you piss flaps!
- There’s no need for that...
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DIEGO SIMEONE
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Ow! Beckham kicked me! Son of a b*tch! Ow!
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What? Not again.
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Works every time!
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Works every time.
