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The Five Stages Of A Giraffe In Quicksand www keepvid com

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    Uh oh.
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    It's no big deal.
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    It's probably not even
    quicksand.
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    Huh, I'm gonna have a good laugh
    about this tonight with the guys.
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    (laughs)
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    Well, this is
    just ..perfect!
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    Stupid quicksand!
    Stupid jungle!
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    Ah, I wanna bite someone
    in the face,
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    mother (beep) mother (beep)
    mother (beep) Ah!
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    (beep) That stupid
    jungle, oh uh!
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    (beep)
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    Are you there God?
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    It's me, Giraffe.
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    Li-listen, if you would
    just give me a mulligan on
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    this quicksand thing I
    promise, I promise no more
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    peeing on your
    shorter creatures.
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    Eh-eh, we got a deal?
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    Ooohhhhhh-ahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha
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    -ha.
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    Ooohhhhh-ahhhhh,
    ha-ha-ha-ha....
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    You know something?
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    I'm cool with this.
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    I-I bet, I bet heaven has
    all the tender leaves I
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    can eat, and everyone gets
    their own slurpee machine.
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    Uh, yeah.
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    Take me sweet death, I
    await your loving embrace!
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    What?
    I think I hit the bottom.
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    (leep)
Title:
The Five Stages Of A Giraffe In Quicksand www keepvid com
Duration:
01:47

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