The Five Stages Of A Giraffe In Quicksand www keepvid com
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0:06 - 0:08Uh oh.
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0:08 - 0:11
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0:11 - 0:12It's no big deal.
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0:12 - 0:14It's probably not even
quicksand. -
0:14 - 0:16Huh, I'm gonna have a good laugh
about this tonight with the guys. -
0:16 - 0:18(laughs)
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0:22 - 0:24Well, this is
just ..perfect! -
0:24 - 0:27Stupid quicksand!
Stupid jungle! -
0:27 - 0:29Ah, I wanna bite someone
in the face, -
0:29 - 0:32mother (beep) mother (beep)
mother (beep) Ah! -
0:32 - 0:35(beep) That stupid
jungle, oh uh! -
0:35 - 0:37(beep)
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0:40 - 0:42Are you there God?
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0:42 - 0:44It's me, Giraffe.
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0:44 - 0:45Li-listen, if you would
just give me a mulligan on -
0:45 - 0:49this quicksand thing I
promise, I promise no more -
0:49 - 0:51peeing on your
shorter creatures. -
0:51 - 0:53Eh-eh, we got a deal?
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0:56 - 1:02Ooohhhhhh-ahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha
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1:02 - 1:05-ha.
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1:05 - 1:11Ooohhhhh-ahhhhh,
ha-ha-ha-ha.... -
1:16 - 1:17You know something?
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1:17 - 1:18I'm cool with this.
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1:18 - 1:21I-I bet, I bet heaven has
all the tender leaves I -
1:21 - 1:25can eat, and everyone gets
their own slurpee machine. -
1:25 - 1:26Uh, yeah.
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1:26 - 1:30Take me sweet death, I
await your loving embrace! -
1:30 - 1:35What?
I think I hit the bottom. -
1:35 - 1:36(leep)
- Title:
- The Five Stages Of A Giraffe In Quicksand www keepvid com
- Duration:
- 01:47
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