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Everybody Hates Team Building | Foil Arms and Hog

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    Sir you were looking for me?
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    I've been thinking
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    Company morale is low
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    This Covid thing has been tough on all the staff
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    But I think I've come up with a ground breaking way
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    to boost office spirits
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    Fantastic
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    A Team Building Day
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    The staff are going to love it.
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    Team building day this Thursday at 12.
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    Ah no, no please not again.
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    I know.
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    Can I work I'd prefer to just work?
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    Everyone is super excited.
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    Of course they are
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    It's going to be great fun.
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    It's like a day with your friends
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    Except they are your colleagues.
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    Now it is important to remember that
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    You shouldn't see this as work.
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    So I'm allowed to get drunk
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    and walk around in my boxers?
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    No
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    Well then it's work.
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    And no suits.
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    We want people to feel relaxed.
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    Express themselves
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    as individuals
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    Everyone is going to get a T-shirt
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    with a company logo
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    Tell them there will be spot prizes.
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    Oh yeah?
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    We'll give them something they'll really appreciate
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    Cash?
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    Eh...
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    Small novelty company branded trophies
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    Well they are going to love them.
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    But in addition to some trophy
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    I'd like to give them something that will make an actual
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    genuine difference to they're lives.
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    A raise?
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    Time off?
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    Company shares?
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    A speech.
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    What?
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    And not a short one like last year.
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    Are you sure there is no chance
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    we can do a regular work day?
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    This time
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    with Powerpoint.
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    Wow
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    They're not bringing back that freak
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    who ran the workshops last year are they?
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    I think we'll bring back Evan
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    this year.
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    Oh he was great.
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    That Native American ritual was a
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    big hit.
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    I've never seen anything
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    more inappropriate in all my life.
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    Then we'll get everyone to state their names
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    and say a silly fact about themselves.
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    That's genius.
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    The perfect icebreaker.
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    Well at least this year they can't make us all
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    hold hands and give each other massages
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    Then between 3 and 4
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    I've a special activity planned
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    that I think they'll really enjoy
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    Is it a break?
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    A scavenger hunt.
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    As long as it's not a scavenger hunt.
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    I mean that was a massacre last year.
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    And then to finish the night...
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    No!
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    No!
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    No!
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    An office dance competition.
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    Can we please just
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    Can we not just do a regular work day?
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    I'm really sorry look you'll get an email
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    with a login code that morning.
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    It's online?
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    Yeah obviously, Covid.
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    Well, so I don't have to go?
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    No you do have to go.
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    I'm going to head home.
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    Log in.
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    Makes it look like I'm there.
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    Then I'm just going to clean the kitchen
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    Cut the grass, have a few cans.
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    Everyone is really looking forward to it sir.
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    Of course they are
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    Half day Thursday. Yeah-hoo!
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    Oh and one last thing
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    Make sure everyone has their cameras on
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    I want to see their smiling faces.
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    Bollox
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    Doomdah!
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    Hey we are Foil Arms and Hog thanks for watching the video
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    We have new videos every Thursday
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    And merch
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    Merch
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    Merch available
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    And of course we are not on tour
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    That's obvious, yeah.
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    So we are not playing in the following places...
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    You know what I just thought?
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    I wanted to do the batman thing
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    with our logo
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    Didilidilidla
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    But do you want to spin me there?
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    Didilidilidla
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    Yeah it's in shot.
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    we went in a circle
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    Didilidilidla
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    Doomdah...
Title:
Everybody Hates Team Building | Foil Arms and Hog
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:03

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