The Midnight Ride - Garry's Mod 4/25/2020

okay where is this leftover from say

it's from last time when this computer

crashed yep

yeah you do you have to be you know The

Electric Company well you do like the

utilities okay so let's do this so Annie

you're up first

you're yeah so you ready to roll we are

ready to roll okay you know what the 707

[Music]

you landed on chance you're building in

loan matures you collect 150 bucks nice

chain lucky number seven you did guess

what you ready to roll

yeah all right doubles you're older for

income tax I still remember when we

played this and kanockers won cuz he had

the purple properties Yeah right

I gave him the purple properties if I

remember correctly I traded them to him

yes I had to go yeah he won the damn

anyways you're in jail or visiting he's

just visiting my turn all right oh he

got to go again yeah yeah cool

I rolled a four and immediately I have

to pay 200 bucks Rick

well it's a trend King black snake

I'm paint no I'm calling my lawyer okay

occasion III already I'm starting

already I have an offer for you

you just lost $200 to the government I

will double that for the railroad that

you have oh really you will take the

$400 I'll take all right go ahead okay

oh thank you so property two because I

think it will cost you hundred to get

yeah

so that's a very much all right you've

ended on st. Charles place you want to

buy it or take it to auction shin yes

all right

yeah cuz even the money man

and matrix your turn oh when are we

doing our thinking let's do it

the trade all right the trade the trade

hang on do you have to wait till it's

our turn

I mean I mean there we go it is I have

to click on memes I keep forgetting or

go straight and it is

you

Oh am I am I on Oh baby I'm on it

hello and welcome to the midnight ride

tonight on the midnight ride your host

God of knockers will be doing Garry's

Mod as you can see he was playing an old

one in the theater plots of gmod but

there's so many different things to do I

remember in the heyday ah poop aroun

pooping my dear poopy would kill me

within a second in prop hunt I don't

know how he did it I don't know how he

knew what I was but he always killed my

ass like in a half of a second anyway

okay I'm better now so sit back relax

and enjoy the ride because there's gonna

be a lot of fun tonight all right Big

Daddy take it away thank you my dear

greetings and salutations everyone

design your hosts cut of knockers

welcome to another multiplayer night

here along the midnight right we're

doing the Jean line but during the Jean

line what did we tell you the Sun can't

tell me son

it's an ocean shit where we play gmod

and years and what your son earlier it

was the cinema mode for Garry's Mod and

that was the video of all of us during

the earlier days of twitch and they were

all playing Westwood monopoly I can't

get to run again sorry

it's shit

but good times good times good memories

so yes that's exactly what everyone need

to hear at that particular Junction all

right so let's get down to the business

please cue this sexy transition not that

sexy

oh by the way and call we have Joey wood

82 we have mr. bell this is trouble in

terrorist town one of us is a terrorist

the rest not so much we have to find out

who it is and we must look yeah they can

actually just jump on in and stuff if

you right-click on knockers game in

steam you can you just join straight in

no I'm not I'm not gonna join without a

proper invitation oh you're welcome to

join us mr. pillow but you like to play

this shit that's me too Joey that's why

I'm not playing tonight

I want to embarrass myself and I also

don't want to hold everybody up so dance

know how any of that works how long I am

because I don't know the buttons and

stuff and the cozy shit so what am I

gonna do just stand there

I'd rather watch you guys and have fun

watching me steal my ammo okay Jesus

bullets how many times you gonna kill

that son of a bitch

well that's other bitches Shelly for one

these boys man they just Bowsher

everywhere well I mean it's nothing

sexual something sexual Oh God well you

know you don't have to talk you just

have to sort things and be like yeah

it's like falling asleep on the couch

now it's your turn to get him back

hmm

it's chuckling terrorist yeah that's

what we're supposed to do she needs a

hug

quick here's the Huck command okay we

love you in my but yes I I know it is

something that must be done with the the

power of your billion to kill oh fuck

that's yeah sure let's go with that

Jeff dr. sniffles I will never feel in

the face again I said I couldn't feel my

face when I was with him

I loved it wait do not shoot we don't

know who's who

I see how it is on my channel soon I was

able to get a copy of personifies Royal

she said she's super excited it's very

happy about it I can tell but don't be

too excited you don't want to

accidentally claim thanks for playing

the game that's a thing that can you

don't understand that's a thing that can

happen I've seen it it's not right

I don't want that to be a thing she does

not deserve to have a reputation not of

that caliber no also this looks terrible

right now flux please why are you doing

me like this disable until sunrise

so now cuz I can afraid yes that's

actually I'm gonna return to what saw

the multiplayer ah shit okay

what's all the multiplayer stuff comes

to an end oh no yeah I can't join them

on you baby

Oh Oh No okay hold on hold on I guess

this I guess this

by Joey says them either he's been

trying okay hang on Shelly

i just right-clicked on knock ooh it's

like join yeah see every time I do that

it tells me to get Ben Oh like actually

keep it no just doesn't work if showing

us able to get in why I ain't being

kidded wait you hear shouting what's

going on

also I don't see I am beyond my lists

what it's me not good we're talking

about me dude yeah I don't know strange

shadow dude I'm trying to figure out

where everyone hey this they're showing

right Santa message center voice chance

sent for you profile why it's why can't

you them oh the one time why are you to

me like this oh well I think I'm

invisible

okay second chance when I'm mr. bell but

my friends list need steam how's that

possible

why Shambo had me as a friend on Steam

yeah I see you on the list but I can't

actually the thing yeah and where's it

in my but I don't see my body hey there

what's happening here my butt is not

online okay I'll figure this out wait

this isn't even the first thing I'm the

guy you're a woman

no I am NOT a woman oh my god

oh you won't be in the Train not

freaking out your sestra streamline why

what what is this why are you telling me

my stance we just started via phone via

console doesn't make any sense that she

was able to get right to fuck in it

what's happening here yeah I'm literally

just loaded up Garry's Mod when I was on

Garry's Mod page and steam its shorts

knock oh cool the air I just flicked up

his name and there's a play button then

I clicked it trying to I think joint

through me but you don't know try then

try that dude actually I I want to I'm

just being a dick why how do I add

people on here again that's the question

I have thunder I go I want to go add a

friend parent I have a friend codes now

to you I went to the friend page add a

friend your friend code into your

friends friend code to invite them to

connect oh there we go down there try

searching for your friend

we're all friends mr. bell

Marius he's still in the Garry's Mod

he's in menu burned invites it I can't

what okay I have now accepted sheliak as

a friend on Steam okay and my buddies my

friend done that okay

the games already launched what are you

talking about oh my god uh we ant this

all thing with and it was working in

snow so no it's like I don't want to

work and I like fucking like Cheech man

I feel like Cheech right now more like

Chong

what's the difference they were both

high as fuck

I can't what okay hold on a minute let

me really okay all right hold on let me

disconnect this bitch let's just connect

all the way the fuck out okay let's just

do that yeah yeah woman's okay so let me

try this again we start a new game right

he's got this and it's got its got this

thing right

hi guys hello

wait who's this can't tell there's my

buddy yeah those are my boys

okay don't talk too much it isn't safe

in the : mute if he wants you can hear

our hilarity yes right and he's because

I went out and bought persona 5 I swear

was it for a while don't you know a

blessing and a curse my Walmart has like

three copies left and I get so hard to

find everybody does it

hey where do you go in where do you go

in settings to change your character

model in multiplayer if you go look into

the game and I think you hold down see

and then you have to pick a man see okay

see you thing nor see see this what a

beautiful day to die okay fresh chef tab

I see Joey she's joining a server

Shelley X joining a server Annie's here

okay good

we're all trying the thing mr. bell

invite to play how do you walk w WASD

keys any the WUSA snd d WS b so i have

to have three fingers no she's not real

is forward is less he is right s is back

down org yeah tomorrow baby her fucks

thanks team

gonna take 20 years launch garrysmod

okay that's fine now they'd really

upscaled the minecraft man

he opens things so yeah so holdings he

does not change my character thing mr.

bell it's okay we can figure it out

later

it might be because you don't have

permissions to access yeah it's one of

the numbers like one through six and in

you oh Jesus we win

it was knockers yeah well I didn't even

get a weapon yet or anything okay nobody

killed you with an ELC you're all good

this is before

I deserve that assert that all right

what the hell why do you put this on the

lungs broken motor though I don't

deserve that though it is the left mouse

button to shoot or the left pant button

oh yeah well first off it around all

right okay the first thing she did was

you know you got out the wine and now

the W won't let me open the door oh you

hit me yeah he opens doors hi yeah here

I if you have something I have a gun I

know

hold on I mean okay yeah shall we heck

apparently what time oh my god called me

out for it why don't you it says it

right the thing I fell asleep on you

count full bar you shove it up your ass

Zoe let's see if this works

yo UMP is now I ever give you whatever

is giving you now

jebel nothing I just did

I was just killed oh oh right whoa

look at how do you exit I like to surf

all together

it's the escape key and choose

disconnect or Altaf pork you just want

to show it down all together oh we're

being raided little poof's is raiding

cast with a party of two

it's okay Shelly she's not gonna try and

hurt you I know what you mean fart fast

I like that shall we

I shot him in the nuts we're gonna have

to practice my curtsy like I said I

understand entirely you can tell me I

suck Georgia say before anything happens

pinata with the oryx's damn yes to

change things entertained well on the on

the burger okay they just won't play

this map again let's go back to the

McDonald's one because you can do that

you just hang VD I'm cool the Glassman

is actually breaking now yeah it's

fantastic

you shook me for it what's that nonsense

I don't know how to identify who's who

that's all wait you gotta be like a new

journey I mean it's just like no but in

the same time yes yes in my but do it

mr. Bob that's you I'm trying to

identify people are you are you the bad

guy I don't know I'm at the back are you

the bad guy are you the fuck's going on

here what are you doing shit yeah it was

me why am i telling all these weird is

poses ones this I don't know if it came

hates me hey strawberry Jim Oh could you

bend it everything better

I know right

yeah I think it was a good thing I

turned on the 40 blood well it's okay

that's not anything down mind you yes

we're all in the same are the same thing

okay the kid

yes well uh oh his MO please don't

bother dad you never say anything bad

about your mama stop it

I know 60 books and everything crimp

okay

apparently the detective can search the

court apparently that's very different

no there's no detective in this mug I

get you buddy sorry I didn't say

something earlier you're good it's all

good

we're all of these some people shit we

have showing yeah and we have mr. bell

oh I just think are you really here no

big deal

I'm a ninja yeah that's right we're just

doing them my owns the bad guy I am be

are you the bad guy me okay cuz I think

it might be nice to bail because his

name is red on my screen I mean I killed

I killed two innocent civilians them

okay that might be it - do you also have

prop hunt ready of set if not go see see

it is a beautiful date for sex I don't

know why I just said that I mean sure it

is I still thinking we should get in

that shock collar woman with all you

beautiful men so it's a lady he's

beautiful - you know what I know right

well I was initially talking about

Annie's press you know I don't like

happen yeah how are your breasts made

here are they are they delicious being

beautiful you have your massage them

lately to us you know a woman can

massage your boobs out of discomfort you

know I know about the prize

who's left who's left in this game it

looks like

yeah I am be what straighter yeah I did

I asked so politely and you said no I

never said no and you said that I'm not

the bad guy

no I said nah me nah that's isn't

necessarily mean oh yeah it could be

like punch it man punch it might be like

can't wrong no high five in my bet my

butt girlfriend that's right dude high

five

yeah why see how I have my mouth super

sensitive hey what's your division your

own private time is your own business

you don't tell us that are appreciated

what we're doing that what we gonna see

you huh all right you're just jumping

around

Janson being oh man that's if I live in

the limelight my private China's public

are you know long well not Rebecca oh

shit

get that bitch get that bitch we develop

you can watch me this weird has poses

it's happening there's no sense

what is shit boys it's now down to in my

pot mr. Pell and Joey would eat ooh

- heroness pant to have a scruff

[Applause]

Julie was the traitor Joe Joey with the

traitor okay yeah I took her some big

shots I did my but cuz I can't trust

anybody apparently no all right let me

see if I can do this can I do this I

might do this don't you know are you

okay

I can't make a change on this no wait is

it because of this stuff no at the end

everybody votes on where they want to go

and then based on the number of votes it

takes the next man Freddy running is

real I fell asleep on the camp that

we're going hosting right all right look

first off this is not an appropriate map

for TTT I wasn't officially proppant can

I switch the proper yeah now I can do it

okay

you changed over no go ahead

so there are two teams basically they're

in the hunters and basically the props

that's pop you take an item in the map

you hit e to turn in to it and then

that's Ryan hi does that drop okay I

couldn't remember what button they use

be very careful because sometimes you

can turn to things like entire tables

have you ever played the sexy team which

something should have June

I don't know but let me know what you

guys are all on and then we shoes well

I'm in but like I didn't like it's good

fast the July steam crap what team

you're on because then they know and

they'll go yes I know like you fast that

for me - add you to it yeah no prob

it's a try it's always a try everyone

always loses in a while and access sure

let me make sure it's updated he's gonna

check he wants to join is that Alright

okay you have to ask you have to add

right yes my name look like thinking up

so I had to quit all right my username

on Steam is God of knockers look for an

icon that says P BMG okay it's purple

and black

Wow steam broke entirely oh shit shit

boobies Oh Joey has to sit down - he

says lag oh did you make sure your VPN

was off well things seem broke entirely

for me holy SH an steam steam to picket

oh my god I'll crop your ass and live

steam but I like that I believe so

get some kids bed so here's so here's

hoping I can join don't wait okay then

well we've got pretty bit get in here

8-bit says oh my god you're on gmod yeah

I guess it's because you guys are

already on a game going you should be

able to join spectator temporarily until

the end or it'll put you on Larry I was

able to join out for you the first time

do you want to play mark you're welcome

to join us

yeah it's been around the walks but we

got it going

you know I know I saw mark and mr. belt

playing it the other day they were

building themselves a little house on

4/20 all right nice a sexy house and

then they started flying around on

penises and stuff they got kind of weird

that's how it should be a joint game and

server's not responding what's that even

mean game why are you doing like this so

are there any controls I don't know

about well they're saying yeah yeah it's

not really if you're the hunter you have

your various weapons if you shoot

objects that aren't in a player you lose

health well damn if you're the object

you hit e to turn into something and you

can do that as many times as you don't

get stuck yeah whoever did the wrong

thing gets stuck Dressel ah yeah oh my

god I'm trying to pop an ass also what

was his chip said I'm looking at I know

what's even again knockers considering

the age of this game that computer

doesn't have lady

Oh Oh nicely done oh that was a nice one

you wanted to check it out and I told

you in the game of them maverick sorry

why are you being a douchebag steam

serious

oh they won't let me they won't let me

join the game

okay sure doctors we thought it didn't

you Oh like I said the next one left

just mr. B I'll find you no wonder I was

weird I know exactly where you are

sweetness I know this matter well stupid

scheme fuck you wanna play I didn't want

to play anyway yes

I'm impressed mr. B finds you so mark

says that okay and you're able to join

that is cool yes I think what I'll do is

a marker comment we don't get the

commentary but maybe you did that little

dude says start shooting randomly

knockers oh my god is it real

the props win props to us good

goddammit oh I'm the man okay

of the rare times he gets to say that in

life

all right well remember he's not a man

so I gotta I've gotta minimized your

stream I got your stream up on my second

monitor so he was like I'm not a man so

what are you knocker you're an alien I

am a spicy slighted the spiciest slut

you're ever going to meet I don't wear

underwear which makes it easy access for

my girlfriend mm-hmm yeah you're not

even making sense anymore well I can't

say that it was easy access for people

in general in any loving relationship

your mark what is how's the Funky Bunch

Mike and I just joined off the movement

it's really weird when I got a hook into

the end but he could turn off somebody

else happy great yeah it's not letting

me to join out for anybody

what not even me mr. pal no it's not

Carrie smart how could you I am B is not

a whore she can join our games well you

know whore so that kind of puts that out

every painting soon

you know somebody tell me where you are

so I hear how should you I don't you

mean

wait that's I have a game works Oh oh

shit chili what he got me I gave my life

to victory victory

it turns you on didn't it have them

nipples tough it up me yeah just see how

does it thing you can't join others also

please don't pay attention to my friends

list okay calm down you know whenever I

try to join up somebody it's like saying

the server's not responding okay I might

take a brief intermission to figure out

how this works

oh wait I'm the one doing the thing I'm

hunting alright just the same shit

that's the same shit that was terrible

Shelly I got for the spectating camera

I'm just staring at a picture of a woman

on the wall with big boobs

there we go I shouldn't have said that I

just realized now I'm very sorry mr.

Phelps so dumb there's so stupid it's

like when haunting me like not letting

anybody join ya know understand I'll

figure it out whatever I'll be right

back I'm gonna go get a drink in my butt

we'll be right back

she's currently not in her but stupid

chairs yeah ask her for something else

what they moved me when they hit the

chair he bumped into me I was a PI that

was a fun of box of files you know the

kind of boat you keep you can say you

were but because that's what I heard no

okay if I just exist I could swear I was

a boy oh my god if I wasn't if I was an

ass in Garry's Mod they meet me band off

a choice right off white immediately

Shelly this is not your best work

Thanks so it's not just me that looks

first of all that's rude of you to

assume that that's me automatically well

now here's his route sometimes dogs

sometimes

mr. bell knock well done mr. bell way to

waste some time now yes the fly and me

yeah what I killed him with a crossbow

crossbows white it's one of the weapons

that I'm not a big fan of but it seems

to be working for me I'm sorry but it's

fun to shoot a guy in you know impale

them on the Billboard five miles away

you know you know you know what's that I

said I don't like Vincent and cheap

fucking fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh

let's not and say we did

maybe I did this round is over knockers

you could take a moment to try to see if

you could get in my butt and yes I will

try to see if I can get in mine but yes

and we're 12 year-old Shelley I know

it's so great it's just the vision the

Reverend who is she she is in my butt oh

it's just and then like I said it's 12

year old a Shelley yeah 12 year old

quite a lot yeah

knockers what what kind of what kind of

item do you expect I don't know there's

a kind of item that's like here shit

okay so I can't just flew on its own

okay

no find your sweetness and it was placed

you well I used to have the oxy clean

detergent Paul

I also remember time we Billy Mays was

alive and not dead from crack use Oh

goddamn me what the oh my god it's gonna

show me I have no idea what that was to

be alright you're in here I know you're

in here I can smell your fear your fear

is real it's real Jenna's not your own

feel it decide your own fear oh oh my

god I just thought that was you I am

wasted son I've wasted so much energy

you ding dog I know right crappy Ted

sounds kinda great

ah

no I hear gizmo

he's the worst GG I mean what do you

mean hunters win no they don't

I wouldn't let that glitter off the hunt

if all the hunters dies hunters die that

it students they somehow win yeah still

there some of these scripts aren't

really updated like they should be okay

[Music]

all right okay be careful be careful

watch your flesh sometimes sheliak

dreams about ass oh I do no such things

wait don't worry about women's asses

what about your ass I said why don't you

I dreamed about my ass no I think dreams

about ass yeah someone could fit please

I destroyed myself I accidentally saw

knockers extreme right all right Annie

just like he's a sheep fucker

yep no this is working

everything's been taken out of context

mom there's proof the proof is in the

pudding leads daddy I just realized it

wait technically lambskin condoms there

it is I don't ever want to know did the

words dick and pudding she

never ever be in the same sentence like

according to Joey he did say no I said

sometimes I didn't hear mine

yeah damn Shelley's are really fixated

on that corner yes he can't get enough

police I did before so I figured it

might be their best you so how'd you

swing all those filing cabinets are

really easy to shift when you're a small

object and hide behind and then no one

thinks to move some of them around so

mm-hmm

Stanley Park parable was $2.00 I should

totally deny it

yes you're shut with you know there's

another game that's free that's made by

the same people I have never played the

standing pair in the Stanley parable you

should give it a shot

I remember piss off a narrator what Oh

don't understand why you say that or

will you boil it down

Thank You Doyle stuff man it's not

possible for me to spoil the Stanley

parable it really is impossible don't

understand it you don't know what's

going on never understand what's

happening what stuff yes something

knockers are you saying that in my butt

doesn't understand it because she's a

woman

okay fuck I apologize oh no it's most

confusing thing you're ever going to see

you're gonna be like why tweet at the

beginning that he was a woman and he did

say in that clip that I put there that

he loved sheep oh my god

yeah it was it it sounded better in my

brains because I was killing sheep and

Catherine yo shin oh my god shin

erosion we're so glad that you're

feeling better I prayed hard for you man

when we were in the hospital how are you

doing

username on my seem 8-bit is kind of

knockers look for a purple and black

icon with the letters G okay and PBM you

still need to fix it down nobody can

join I know I'll take a brief intro with

audio a brief intermission fuck shit

Jody's wrinkled Joey says there is

nothing confusing about the Stanley

parable Shh you're giving away the

source of advice man good that's good

man

I was worried we were we were all

worried about you we love you and we

were praying for you and sending good

thoughts so thank God they heard us no

shame I know that you probably have a

huge support system we're anything but

if you ever need me or any of us you

know don't hesitate yeah see that's the

best username ever

let's find you yes it's gonna be great

yo this is anything else

another sunny oh shit why is it are you

saying like robots okay now hold on

let's try to fix this as best as we can

should I kill I sound like I'm on auto -

yes everyone on call is better okay what

happened like this shit it's fine again

let me go ahead and disconnect this

let's can either do this I'll put up the

intermission as I work on this and

hopefully should be about 5 minutes and

yes train was on 16-bit audio yeah right

that was pretty sick though to be honest

yeah I don't leave there

I'll leave the audio open so everybody

it's the talk of stuff and you're still

here us yeah

all right so let me open gmod

discussions yeah or more effectively the

sexy community hub

what I was rather handsome I like fish

what's happening mr. bell strikes again

ah ha ha clean it once in a while buddy

every time you do something you gotta

wash your hands

damn common sense now oh my god okay it

a specific server oh by the way your mic

is on so a bit everybody's hearing you I

know I also checked a lot more cautious

about the fuck yeah it's a thing you

know mark wants to know did you get his

friend request I believe I think yes you

are right thank you yeah got it and

confirmed there we go my girls are too

busy sniffing was dick smells like all

right I don't think that's sniffing my

dick y'all my dead well no no I'm really

doesn't enjoy the smell of urine after

eating asparagus the sexy asparagus

Moreira me you have to remember it legit

when when you smell it when it comes to

that smell of asparagus as it flew

Lestrade oh please don't

I think we just lost you alright alright

fine fine

[Laughter]

our brains are not meant to hold so many

passwords that science okay

firewall because I think everything

should be open properly the port should

be forward it's a pity it only does four

player four yeah I am I think I'm this

one and you should have a listing of

everything in the thing how much time we

got left on this I'm a it 51 okay

right here please okay today you know

yeah it's got everybody covered so the

balls away mm-hmm okay

so it should be working all right let me

get back the thing almost like humming

aha Madonna cue the hum of the humble

transition that's why I should make I

should make a transition where he just

goes homina homina homina homina please

don't ever do that I'm gonna for

copyright and you get taken down wait

humming aha is copyright yes

that's kind of a kick in the balls or at

least trade one my 11 recoveries every

trademark at the very least it's

unoriginal kind of creepy

yeah all right I know you can see but

I'm dabbing right now right I have

nothing against damping damping is

awesome idea yes right davin was a thing

before dabbing was a thing on the

internet don't believe me look at boys 2

men

oh my Gary's mind is doing something so

mike says I saw it well I knew you were

we try found ever since we've spent that

night together I'm a guy where is that

from poopy seams at all the fucking time

son called one night in Bangkok yeah

it's all a Bangkok all right okay so the

GMAT is up

Hey look at her

how's everything at the inn all right I

got in like as soon as you fixed it like

my v-mon did something I think what it

is is that when the server is running it

doesn't accept any connections and they

may be a security thing I don't know or

maybe there's just something I got to do

in the config files I'm not sure but if

one come on in what what up yo yo yo yo

oh my god wish she's gonna come down

here and just kick my ass that's

Brittany conjoin Nicole okay we got

three assets somebody already picked the

18 okay so I'm picking another team all

worth the Olive Garden yeah that's right

with a soup sent in breadsticks and that

one woman who bent down at one time and

you saw her underwear well she was right

no experience not though she was wearing

men's facial started Blau

yep every single vowel game is the most

loud game ever made my ears broke this

came to the Wampus why is baby back just

having a fight while my computer's doing

a bunch of shit okay okay mr. Bell I

think you may have missed a spot here

miss King Mabus says it's going alright

just eating some spicy wings oh good for

you

nice here's X hey welcome there sir may

I interest you in a drink it was good

good yeah I go back tomorrow we're not

til of 30 nope there's only five of us

right now don't yousa point here's uh

here's some bad news

I don't have the textures for this me

neither me neither I don't know it's

just the purple and black shit so that's

why I didn't even bother Oh cuz I can't

you can't see shit wrong time okay yeah

I can't see anything either okay you're

not supposed to until the timer runs out

you guys start is you're the hunters

hide and seek

close your eyes and you have to seek

yeah I don't have any other I know how

it works but I can't seek your windows

or or anything like that yeah good

that's what I'm saying but oh I'm the

same way I guess so holy shit these guys

are terrible

my god that's durable okay I think I can

switch the maps and stuffs yeah

yeah let's do that

no girl tears down no stripping this

chase is just as good so yeah she does

need to find me first before you quit

out hang on

is this you walking around as a man no

don't shoot I am me what's wrong with

you I'm NER you fix their texture now

they need to get the texture packs I

thought to sit in here any that way it

does where they blow me up I'm Jaime I'm

trying to the front door so I kind of

mess that's not me

Oh check the front door for where the

fuck are you go to your left

what go back to the front of the Olive

Garden other side so choose our friends

there's that's what they call it when

you came out the front door and we're

fate had the elgrand behind you it was

left at that time right good let's make

it right

shall we did you turn yourself the wrong

point I kind of parallel park myself in

the wrong spot this motherfucker turned

himself into a car and got stuck he's

pulling on Austin Powers okay I'll try

to be as quick damned you plan a lot oh

he's a car running my butt run I give

that the big buy you some time to hide

find a bigger thing to turn into mom

oh no I don't care

oh the new Olli froze my game froze

while I was trying to ride it in it then

I pressed Eve when I did Oh No

so what did you press E and turn

yourself into a beautiful butterfly I

can't open this door here we go watch

finder

no okay I'm just shooting randomly I

realize that but you don't understand

Oh guys I made a mistake

I made a mistake I fucked up this is uh

I fucked up I swear this actually works

it's gonna be hysterical oh my god

seriously if this actually works at this

point you through running around without

a body before we were nice to not shoot

you because that is unfair but you just

went ahead shoot shot me anyway it

wasn't who shot me last last game I'm

not entirely sure that she was in fact

that that ignorant slut and me mr.

dressup who are we I don't know

okay we know she's done goofed but how

do we not spot the done girl fitness you

were a car sideways this so she was a

car parked inside the other cars oh no

no at least okay at least at least tell

me I parallel parked I'm a black screen

I can't what this fuck up

yeah I mistakes were made

yeah shouldn't me Swisher me somewhere

around the outside thank you i

overstated knock oh oh I fucked up a

style I made any in my bus fuck up a

bigger fuck up oh wow you give promises

I'm nauseous guys look like I was fuckin

the other car so it kind of worked

time vary them nostrils I realized the

scientist has some amazing Nationals

okay I think it is safe to switch to the

other stuffs so let me just do the prop

hunt thing and trying to find one it

doesn't suck

the floating island map would be so cool

do I have to flip I have Island House

which is for hookers yeah you probably

don't have a falling out it's something

uh something that a to tears and I we

build forts and have - matches on this

floating island map oh I'll send you a

link to it sometime knockers if you want

to explore it's pretty cool oh yes yes

by all means can we play this one I'll

try and see if we can switch to this one

oh that felt nice that feels really good

well GJ yeah it's okay I watched my

elbow and it's just I felt been okay I

forgot controls I know x8b I don't know

we've ever played the island map before

dogs it's nice though I know you have it

you know I just realized the general

camaraderie between you and a prett you

guys I mean so much yo and dudes it's

nice I like it all right so let me know

you guys are on the things and then

we'll do the linkage a I instantly see

missing textures I have to get in game

see how bad it is five images I see

missing textures as well what it's okay

there used to be a way I could do this

and that's what I'm gonna have to make a

new section into this court okay prop

everyone loses we know we know we know I

I got a look around and I think it just

might be the floors of the ceiling yeah

you know moderately bad but I can handle

says EXO's

same thing okay she's like starting an

old lawnmower

Oh talk about you know any are you so

with us my dear

yeah okay oh I like the Sun and now this

portion of the vaad is muted yeah wait

wait a second knockers are you are you a

hunter yes can you please come here I'm

upstairs you need to come here okay

well it's stuck in the other textures

what knockers can you go out of out of

that room the way you came in yeah

that'll go past the staircase compress

the staircase go straight straight

straight into that room and look up in

the desk hell yeah on the wall oh yeah

yeah baby yeah I love it yo I'm pissed

about that milk thing why are you pissed

about milk what it'll do to you if you

know I find out that one of you turned

into milk I blame you for what happened

right now I am NOT milk y'all so hot in

this room

well if that just have a house nope

where's Shelly oh holy is that Todd

still playing yeah yeah oh my god why I

do it's a time all I know is I press the

f3 button it starts them why it's funny

sometimes wait which one is don't what

cool I remember this pinball table all

right yeah they had a family pinball

tables really good yeah I have a pot

leaf on it I think yeah hell yeah that's

cool I forgot how nice this map was

quick everyone tell your jokes as soon

as you possibly can

the song is about the end running in the

90s oh we got dirty those yours yeah Oh

some of the flash that Nancy why did

their boots in the bathroom good

question I always take my boots off

woman right answer

[Laughter]

I want my o7 bitch more than was milk

care who was milk this is so cold she

was not 8-bit 8-bit was a bench I think

it was a penis Fresh Prince right yeah

he's a Fresh Prince because he's fresh

fish

he's a fish princess of Blair that's

princess most fun I'm going on Meadows

pretty fun

and West Indian police born and raised

in a mailbox is where I spent most of my

days yeah music that time it wasn't me

but I mean the music's kick-ass yeah I

know

twitch rods have probably moved this

section but you know we're probably the

memories will live forever

all right oh that's not fog Oh God

the bass is just flavoring your pelvis

it's great

[Music]

what

mallamma

[Music]

shit

[Music]

unless you mean

oh geez shelling at me well that's what

you get from being an exploiter and

hiding behind that thing stupid little

cam oh my god I know I know just the

milk is there any way I can

there we go no no come on low shreds

right

Decca tar man fuck it into it

[Music]

okay I'm trying not to game please our

users and there is teabagging mr. veldt

what a fucking shit

[Music]

be careful so I kind of accidentally

went to the spectator and I can play

with items lol yeah ooh

I mean be got Joey they win this is

gonna be fantastic and I could tell you

right now one day we'll get Annie to

join us in this she must believe in

herself oh you know what screw it try

okay let's kill some things shit

oh the pie is the pie the pie holding up

honey

huh you can't get out here oh okay wait

why is that fooling around which one of

you is touching the thing I just learned

she was touching the thing oh just no

textures on these chairs that's some

well shit it's okay mr. B I hear you in

there

be careful

oh not the swear jar dance cold no

[Music]

oh you guys are in here and is upsetting

me

I need SWAT spectators I think you right

I think it's a right-click right-click

or left like yeah what are you doing out

of bed what we're streaming in that room

okay we'll go upstairs I'll bring it to

you go right to rebel no come on

this must be the ladies room because

there's no toilets in here

please I've never seen the inside of a

ladies room but there I don't see any

toilets because we don't have to use the

bathroom no that's not what I'm saying

I'm just saying if I've never seen it it

doesn't exist hmm interesting having had

to clean both gender bathrooms by works

importance I can confirm ladies washings

do have toilets they do not have urinals

not really yeah what the wallet what do

you mean so surprised okay so check it

technically as a woman you could use the

urinals just by sitting in them where

somebody's used yeah well okay well what

about this what if you were to just lift

one leg over top of the urinal we're not

a goddamn dog yeah I know animal

daintily that's not what I was saying

I'm saying if you just you know

what you gotta do is figure out the

angles hey where are you guys hey why

don't you just wrap your dhikr on your

head not go you know that's not possible

or is it what how where were they like

the original email bathrooms and like

they did it's too late is it yours oh

wow

perhaps win now we've got this what gets

this justice by the ass don't like where

this goes

guaranteed funnel and all there's like

the camping one where you like hey like

a boy but I'm telling you man it can be

done it should be done

dan 7/7 um okay

he probably I think he was trying to

join his the thing was going okay

when they say in this day and I'll just

happened another one okay ah no I don't

want to see where everybody is cleansing

the cleansing what Shelly's right on you

this right oh your bowels yeah listen I

see all they were a lot of rooms on the

football field that make sense

turning your food on the road Sherri's

food on the run hmm

when in the women's room you don't be

huge huge ups on your I'm Jason right

Chinese food Chinese food running away

ancient Chinese a little strong fucking

Chinese dude run run beat the kung pao

chicken be the Kung Pao challenge it

what the hell were that already go kill

the fucker

my god I've never seen anyone unload

some loose bullets oh my god you said

the death the bench is on fire

we're not insured for this Oh God we're

not assured oh no this is the same issue

that I just haven't yes before and that

issue is is that it's acting with the

props and spectator mode nanny knockers

I am be mother oh he's not hate you ball

[Music]

a strumpet man no that's not any a

knockers oh my god I don't know the

thing you shot you many prompts you lose

health for each wrong prop oh oh how did

you do that my teeth don't even you bite

the inside of your cheek you know I've

never done that

oh that's I remember just the time where

I pick my bit deep into my tone I'd bit

my tongue once I one time so hard that

it crunched yeah same here

[Music]

okay all of them yet Joey if the wood to

the one L propose win it wants to shoot

eight bit in the nuts and carries mine

yeah oh my god

in fart just those two I think she just

cost you idea fuck up oh hey that's the

way life is you know you know are for us

to learn from our mistakes we must make

mistakes first there is no such thing as

a flawless life is there such a thing as

a flawless victory if the guy that

you're fighting is an idiot yes oh yeah

oh god I haven't played that game in a

while I just want to rip something up

you know

I know I got what all combat Excel when

I play Jason Voorhees and I love him

with that fucking machete oh yeah did

you just say Queens schmeckel hot

balloon well it sounded like that's

exactly what I said you're right what no

I have no idea what you just said you

said him meet more people they said they

when people need to play to point

Hospital yeah that's a really good game

I see now that the superbug initiative

thing we have to work with other players

to do research and get extra stuff nope

nope says step on this nope that's not

anything seriously who leaves their

boots in the toilet song what what is

wrong with you oh my god this grouse

salmon right here I know baby mm-hmm see

Brittany knew I was just lifted up I'm

being lifted up dude you know for me

pocket care happen

I'm walking around here oh you could be

walking over something oh and I don't

have the texture for it it's possible

yeah use my gun yeah there's stools here

that's what's happening you're walking

over to stools also you sounded a lot

like that other guy not long ago this

afternoon here what what's going on here

pearl I kidding me I don't know who that

is

I forget who that is thanks of

complimenting sheliak on his spots

all right there's a minute 20 left to go

yeah yeah

we're gonna ramp it up Raleigh I turn on

the funk yeah

mm-hmm fuck this bitch sneer find you

kill you

oh damn it Duffy yeah

I'm piece down no vamper is you walked

in there like three times

oh did I well maybe that's my intention

maybe that was the plan Oh mr. balco's

Shoei

aha I can't see the toilet so I can see

you right behind it as I'm on where

where was where was he well round seven

I'm out

all right push him making more that's

cool

okay all right

No

boom boom Kitty fuck yeah oh how come

what they cut mine how could he know

because the one that was there was an

extra fuck yeah

sure the egg was unable to speak proper

English so we just decided to round it

up with the first two were sake Papa

Joe's brain fuck and yeah I'm an

exploiter or are you just sexy Oh God

okay no okay

he noted a sign that says push-button

for music the funk the funk

[Music]

[Music]

does actually go just as good this is a

sexy cinematography shit

[Music]

I'm back

welcome back mache welcome back I see

that you guys haven't found me yeah

[Music]

damn I just stop and think for a few

seconds she's like I'm an exploiter I've

explored I'm like what the hell you know

can't get a discord invite okay I'll be

happy to answer one second

oh he's ringing and I do this to

somebody but he hasn't picked up yet but

soon he will oh my god oh wait I already

killed oh my god who killed me Kevin

brah

you know what's that terrible noise in

your background oh I'm sorry I think

that I forgot I have that happen was it

put is that political pundits or

something the tower is watching huh

this show called Victoria before she

fell asleep it's a period piece

ah oh shit

I can't I'm stuck in the shit stinks

yo a second message me you tell me where

you're at and I really not go there and

find you I swear I swear I won't wait

just this Rex no I'm gonna I'm honestly

will dude I'm already dead Oh see I told

you I wouldn't he told me and I didn't I

just want I just want to push the talk

this is such a good spot Shelley yeah

click on the right thing I've been

trying to get out of it

let's squeeze just over a slogan that's

really funny Amy are you there okay then

a game called Animal Crossing do you

remember

[Music]

the student so fucking puppy I've left

every planet song came up that wasn't a

year uh how are you somebody are you

check the fridge no I said to one of

them

uh-huh 35 seconds sir for the round ends

oh my god I'm gonna be so pissed I

already checked behind the arcade

cabinets and stuff all right you know

what I'm hearing this shit yeah

now turn that in that movie donut movie

well hunters hunters win cards win the

game all the hunters yeah I know it's

weird okay so let me start this over

there we go here's mine

it's a prop hi great let's go home fresh

a place for a meeting this last right

clam how many giant clams time seven as

close I said seven

you got two fishes no it's fish

but that fish caught what do you think

it's called a fish kid okay it's all set

up

I'll try to join come on mr. um no mr.

Bell can get in and in trying to get

into hey Brittany how many fish do you

do you have you got hang on yeah ten

oh I forgot I was I was push-to-talk

knockers what map is this Kakariko

village oh yes you know knockers what

team you've gone beyond i'm going for

hunter okay oh my god your team so I

don't have to close down your do this

Joey we got the yeah god yeah I can

spectate because I didn't get on teams

in time it's just one man fighting

extradition

oh he just shot that money like a man

that's that's pretty gang

to be honest that's right sure money

aim for the nuts

boom boom bang this this map doesn't

seem like it's very cluttered with it

with props yeah but you can load it so

yeah for just questioning would I be

able to join I think you'd be able to

join X if I got to if we can handle it

um what's sure discord yo can you shoot

that mom and see

that would be tight oh my god it

actually that's on fire

yeah it'll explode a bomb it's the best

bomb in America I think Annie fell

asleep

don't you dare okay she didn't fall

asleep I'm sorry

oh my god okay no you're not touching it

now go upstairs

that's case you say six nine no I think

those bombs are good for the hunter so

you use them you shoot that it explodes

everything around you that way you don't

have to use your gun no I'm so close to

paying off my house my house alone

generations we talk about in the game

yeah in the game okay

oh you're actually right here I just do

this that was one the worst house alone

I am be is much too young to be paying

off a mortgage you know Jesus don't be

scared it's okay give me 48 it's on me I

could have a thing yeah but you wouldn't

have a mortgage paid off unless you you

could have a mortgage but have one in

full the different story

yeah that's I mean damn guy gee that

could be a millionaire and you guys

would careful alright I sent you a

friend request Hanks you gotta accept

your second Angie on the thing nobody

who had the money would choose to work

in a cape yeah it's true no offense but

that oh I hear that place is to work for

it's not all fun and games

what it's not what I mean you know how

is it still in business just a question

that mean what's the point of it I don't

know but I mean we well I'm surprised

like yeah

time I'm surprised we all didn't get

fired because the freaking asshole

district manager came in on Christmas

Eve and made me cry

no yeah yo and then my boss jump this

shit dairy cow alright ladies gentlemen

here's ax yes we have enough people we

do Oh cramp

I'm supposed to be hiding ok ok oh my

god Thanks

oh my go but this is a bad idea

I was scared cuz everyone was shooting

and I was a bomb that's okay it could be

worse

now you're apologizing Oh trust me I

know a bit really well he's never

sincere when you okay about on the date

question Oh better my hiding place

you'll see what whoever comes near he's

gonna see why it'd be really Oh God no I

don't want to be part of it no step shit

okay we're good

[Music]

okay you need me to read it now okay ten

get to bed ah mr. Baum huh oh my god the

bombs are real

Edna Rockets yeah

uh uh I'm gonna pay for that sorry

- look around a lot in the bomb yeah how

many prophets still see just two

actually you mr. Bell and the the fret

fresh or fish

yeah first points of Blair yeah that's

right oh okay

everybody's dancing around don't they're

running in twirling towards freedom

rolling away that's right

we still have 13 grown men shooting

busting things up

no one said goddamned thing since Jethro

they're busy

one minute 20 remaining easy clap dogs

easy clap

you seize them

ah no I'm on the ramp I'm on the ramp I

don't want to see where they are hanging

right

I lost the bomb on my rim

[Music]

quiet down to hope Jesus

perhaps win I am the best and evil once

I was yeah so I saw you roll down on the

ramp or did you maybe it was the the

fake blood or wasn't and then they were

like you know and it was like shrunk

ahead

okay that's your we see ya we're saying

what now why I love you too but you're

being a pain in the butt

all right guys I'm gonna hop off okay so

if you walk into a prop and it and it

doesn't move is that probably I think I

think that there was a yeah I think one

of them's a heart it could be a harder a

Fiat but I just thought it's a missing

somebody's missing from a what wanted

like the brown spots on the ground

okay so op though I suppose my house

well mr. belt oh that's that one right

here's where it was best saying it's a

roofie I think so yeah the roofie that

was him right here right here

you know don't you know you you you

[Music]

alright so now we gotta get Shelly a dan

the man

you know I love Dan in the call I think

it's because he's playing perhaps or

maybe it's some kind of a thing

involving a reflection so have a way and

a beam of light

also at that same instance you have to

know yeah be careful when you're running

around downtown on the upshot

Humperdinck yeah because uh I have no

idea what the hell I'm saying I'm just

trying to find these guys and my English

ain't good no more I ain't got no

learnin why is this English you speak of

well there's English and then there's

like the fucking English and the fuckin

who speak exceptionally we'll gosh

Shelley who's left

Oh dan dan the man

he was already Tanzania what's going

here huh here yeah everything from Josh

I'm Josh baby yeah thank you I believe

in you

I saw some well that motherfucker okay

oh not that way no it's not crazy here

okay let's just focus on an urgent

carving and what he sucks you know oh

man where was he spot where he was but

he was a heart god damn it I wasn't even

going for the hearts well done well done

Dan you uh played this game better no

the rest of us haven't you haven't you

know buddy just because we slum it up

every now and then just mean you're

nobody mystery our fans in special

circles send me see your real somebody

yeah

awkward or factual scotland being

awkward no no right

of course it doesn't it's true I have to

remember his fake blood or is it

yoknow

you see mr. Powell but 8-bit isn't

telling you is that secretly he was an

errand boy sent by grocery clerks to

collect the cheese that's not a secret

he knows he knows that wait so that

means do you work for the cheese man

no thank goodness

oh shit oh shit on the run oh okay oh

god no no shoot the grass that mean Oh

turkey no oh man they're more people

huh ask my people okay huh no stop it

don't show me where anything is you

bastard okay dude how come you're not in

that call you keep saying those words

but I don't think they mean we think

they mean yeah he's gonna get fed it's

like a noisy drink yeah it's just like

your fists in order to dream ah

can you imagine if that was the name of

an energy drink pissed

mr. Roboto

it doesn't just fist best part is he's

learning

oh yeah like I remember let to click the

mouse I came thinking that your mouse

will resent my position so I can see

giggle around and run

oh fish pizza bear I got I ran away and

I hid amongst the scattered pile of

other pots that almost work it almost

worked we almost got there

real pom okay

nope afraid that sorry I supposed to say

rightly possible that I'm nuts

I think what I'll do is I might look for

a better variant of the prop hunt

game-mode cause this one is still buggy

I don't think they actually updated this

yeah wouldn't surprise me no one gmod

nope I either

oh you new new new new new new Oh Dan

was right on the bones the tree all

right guys I don't think we're gonna

head to bed - I am my time okay thank

you

it's a hard no no guys there's a loose

heart we gotta get that hard okay bomb

me up the heart

you weren't the heart

wait the heart rupee the heart there's a

heart around stay I saw it was harder

well what what and what did I why did I

see a heart mr. bell chaat the heart

that turned into a ruby the heart oh

wait we can you can change items that

shit oh yeah

I'll go say Shelly that is a really good

spot thank you

oh come on with this weight you can go

inside the buildings some of them oh yes

for jackassery well anyone in the one

hey I was check yes free oh no I

shouldn't say nobody when you go in the

door teleport you to the roof and

there's another one well teleport you

another teleportation spot little port

you almost across the map a little

square in the courtyard well that's

glowing will teleport you across the

path yeah

perhaps wing oh there's a spring that's

my round Gigi's G's to the G's oh god

this isn't gonna work this is not gonna

work all right we gotta gently

we're not shit

Jesus

there

okay Baba

hello Jimmy

mr. bird something something

Otto wild NACO and his natural habitat

that's right

talking of his aunt's about Three's

Company a bit are you still here yep

hey what's up what's up

oh you know chillin Oh Tavish mcnutt's

okay yeah lacrosse was highly

inefficient in this game mode

yeah what makes it so great it's good

for the price you stood there and let me

sink like eight bolts into you before

you started to move well I thought that

you get bored and being like okay isn't

it

well no cuz it love the road there was

there was blood coming out of it not go

Oh can't even see the play

so stamping just give me a mo da I don't

want to see where everyone is you wish

you could be chica no I mean I'm G

Farben de Joie that guy Jeremy sucks of

all we suck you'll never stop with

sucking and just have to accept it I'm

sorry how much my name is he make a year

now he still sucks man can make the GTO

he of three small countries wait who

makes mommy she carving G Garvin Garvin

G Garvin he's a chef that sucks you know

I'm gonna say G Garvin he's a chef that

knock who doesn't like he sucks southern

food and that's it because of shit oh

okay here's my thing here's my thing my

definition of a chef is someone who has

a wide array of cooking experience you

know you know okay you know what I said

my point of view experience no that is

the chef but if you're saying like

culinary types that is not I'm sure each

make another wi just loves making this

other stuff right that's all he reads I

remember his show Road triple G craving

a chance to be different what does he do

he just goes to other states where they

make southern food he's laughs though

you can't be mad yeah southern food is

good but I know yeah but but people I

respect chefs more when they have a

deeper I agree I'm just saying

and call the do not a chef

just because he has that like you know

specific speciality for specialty

because he can be beheaded I'm one too

many in my day that's right

the preacher he stole a couple of

recipes from Paula Deen which is just as

bad

Paula Deen can eat a big yes all right

well yes she said she's the one that

said that incredibly oh yeah okay put

something I was like I'm pretty sure

it's Paula Deen yeah she said she's has

some pom shit fuckers

that was the longest thing ever and I

still couldn't find this bitch know when

I did the thing from initial deed that

was the longest thing ever because it

didn't end until the level ended I had

wait that's a next door since why did

the kids on fire like everything else

what do you mean this is so stupid

it's now the moon I don't remember how

to get to the other part of the map

thank you you justly get there with

noclip simple you just have to run

mother so that entire section of the map

that's like not attached to this I think

there was either a portal or a no clip

to get there who's left eggs is the last

one X were you um in a pot

I don't but which one

they possibly so that could be anything

there's all kinds of rainbows just a

double rainbow what does it mean and in

the very rare triple rainbow and of

course there's the very popular blood

rainbow the only way you're achieving

that is if you follow trials and you

know kill at least minimum three

versions I even played on that shit

knockers I got him I see him I'm dead

doe eyes

you know you gonna knock oh no I'm

taking off worth found me whenever I was

doing the big taunt hi lady all thanks

Lina's after to also knock oh yeah we

got to end it is time to end this

alright folks with that lovely strums

there's a midnight rain has come to an

end a big shout and thanks to everyone

for subbing been hanging out with us

asking you ID kingship mr. bell Britney

Dan oh my god my thing just cleared so I

have no idea who else is in here

in my but little booths thank you for

the hosts this could be a lot bigger we

could just like do the head thank you

Joey please you that the sheliak 8bit

was developed to really attend yeah a

whole bunch of other people well that's

a lot of you guys in here and shin yes

shin my dude it is good that you were

home and I sure I recover yes

thank you thank you man please take care

of yourself you're good people's we

cannot afford to lose you to this

craziness nonsense of course my lovely

girlfriend co-host the love of my life

Lina ex mom

aka any of every sweetie she me she may

follow us through yeah it's all good

alright so you can catch this and past

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mr. Bell I think mrs. Bell Shelly hick

boo prune myself in any good night

everybody

see you soon everyone thanks for letting

me play