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- Mother [bleep]!
What are you doing?! Stop!
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- [Bleep] off with this bullshit!
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♪ (industrial music) ♪
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- (FBE) Today, we're
going to do a challenge
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that we did on
our channel fairly recently.
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- Oh, jeez.
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- (FBE) This is a try
not to get mad challenge.
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- Goddamn it. (chuckling)
I'm already triggered.
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- (FBE) So same as last time,
if you get mad, you're out,
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but you'll be back in
for the next video.
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- Okay, so I need to be
like a Disneyland worker.
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(brightly) "Hi, how are you?"
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- I'm ready. (giggling)
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I'm smiling, thinking of good things,
you know, about life.
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(harsh whirring noises)
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Are they gonna screech it?
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(harsh metallic squealing)
- Oh god.
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- That's a good sound.
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(harsh metallic squealing)
- Aah!
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What is that?!
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I lost within 14 seconds.
(buzzer)
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(harsh metallic squealing)
- Like, what's the point?
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- Oh, the noise!
Wait, does that count?
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I hate that.
Okay, I'm angry.
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- I feel something on my teeth,
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like I just want
to squeeze something.
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- You know what?
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It's super cool
but I'm so triggered.
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(banging table)
Goddamn it!
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(buzzer)
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- Hey. Hey, babe,
go grab the camera.
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I'm gonna go scrape
this metal on a running disc.
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Like, what the [bleep]?
(buzzer)
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- This isn't too bad.
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This isn't the worst thing
I've ever heard.
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- I'm good.
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No, I'm not. [Bleep]!
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That made me so mad!
(buzzer)
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(harsh squealing)
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- That's okay. I'm fine with it.
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- That was lovely.
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Music to my ears.
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- That noise, it's foul!
I hate that.
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Ugh, it gives me the chills.
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♪ (Friends theme song) ♪
- Friends.
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- I love Friends!
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- ♪ So no one told you life was
gonna be this way ♪
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(song stops abruptly)
(clapping)
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(slamming table)
- Why?
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I was so ready for it.
(buzzer)
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- (singing along) ♪ ...be this way ♪
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(clapping)
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(gasping) Okay, no,
I'm not cool with that.
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(buzzer)
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- ♪ ...life was gonna be this way ♪
-
(song stops abruptly)
- Wait, that's the end?
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(annoyed) Oh,
getting a little mad now!
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(buzzer)
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- ♪ ...life was gonna be this way ♪
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- Damn it! (laughing)
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You can't just start it,
like, the best song in the world,
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and just stop it.
(buzzer)
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- (singing along)
♪ ...gonna be this way ♪
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Aah! No-ho-ho-ho.
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You cut it! No! (laughing)
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Oh my god.
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That's, like, the worst thing
you could do to someone.
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(buzzer)
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- ♪ ...gonna be this way ♪
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- I don't watch the show,
so I don't care.
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(giggling)
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- I'm upset.
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Put the clap back in!
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- ♪ You know you love me ♪
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♪ I know you care ♪
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- Yo, I'm not gonna lie,
I love this song.
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- I don't care what anyone says,
this is a banger.
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- (singing along)
♪ You are my love ♪
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♪ You are my heart ♪
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♪ And we will
never, ever, ever be apart ♪
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- ♪ And I was like... ♪
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- (singing along)
♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪
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- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪
- Is it just the song?
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This is pretty irritating.
(buzzer)
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- I don't love him,
but this doesn't make me angry.
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- ♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
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- I used to have
the same haircut as him,
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and that's what makes me mad.
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- I love Justin Bieber,
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and when everyone
was hating on him,
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I [bleep] with him.
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Okay? He's tight.
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So this song, I love.
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- I love food.
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What are you
gonna do to that cake?
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- Huh, what are you doing?
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- Oh, he's cutting a cake.
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- I'm not upset because
this is how I cut cake.
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- I definitely would
cut a cake like that.
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- Is this for all the OCD people
who are angry about that?
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- Mother [bleep]!
What are you doing?! Stop!
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That hurt!
(buzzer)
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- That's very frustrating.
Just stop.
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I never want to see
that in my life again.
-
(buzzer)
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- I mean, it's just like, why?
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- Why you gotta cut the cake
like everybody cuts the cake?
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Cut it unconventionally. Do you.
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- I hated that. Ugh.
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That made me so mad!
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No one's gonna get even portions!
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- You know how to cut a cake.
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You cut it in the same sizes.
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You can't just make
five different pieces.
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It's like the people who take
a whole bite of a Kit Kat bar.
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They can't be trusted.
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- I love Skittles.
-
- Oh, you're gonna mix Skittles
with M and M's?
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- This person is evil and I love it.
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- This is the best prank ever.
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- I don't get this shit
because why would you put
-
peanut butter M and M's
with Skittles?
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(buzzer)
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- I really want to do this,
just to make
-
other people so irritated.
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- It's fine.
-
Well, when you've got
a sweet tooth like mine,
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it doesn't matter
what kind of sweet it is.
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- It's just candy.
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That didn't bother me.
-
It's gonna go all
the same place anyways.
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I'm gonna eat it.
-
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
-
- Again?
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- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- (laughing)
-
- ♪ I know you care ♪
-
- Okay, this is a little annoying.
-
I don't want to listen to it again.
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ I know you care ♪
- Why?
-
- ♪ Just shout whenever... ♪
- But why?
-
You got me.
-
I'm really annoyed right now.
(buzzer)
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- (singing along)
♪ Just shout whenever ♪
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♪ And I'll be there ♪
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Play it all you want. It's fine.
-
I still love it!
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- ♪ And we will
never, ever, ever be apart ♪
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♪ And I was like
baby, baby, baby... ♪
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- It's more cute than anything.
-
- Are you guys just gonna
rickroll me with some JB?
-
- I see what you guys
are trying to do,
-
and it's only gonna get
better and better.
-
- That is not gonna get annoying.
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I love that song.
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- One time's okay, but two?
You're pushing it.
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(silence)
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- What is this?
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- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-
- Just get it together, man.
Just grab the Coke.
-
- Argh, that does make me mad.
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Just grab it!
(buzzer)
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- That'd piss me off
it that happened to me.
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- I don't know.
-
I don't think
I can get mad at that.
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- I'm mad at myself
that I'm getting mad at these things.
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I need to... (exhaling deeply).
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I need to go do yoga or something.
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- (Joffrey) Filthy little bitch!
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- (Sansa) No, no, stop it!
- Is this Game of Thrones?
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- (Sansa) You're spoiling it!
You're spoiling everything!
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- Hell no.
-
- Kill her.
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- (Joffrey) I got you,
you little [bleep].
-
- (screeching)
I hate Joffrey so much!!
-
I hate him. I hate Joffrey.
-
(buzzer)
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- (Joffrey) Stripped of all titles...
- Stop!!
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- (Joffrey) ...serve
the realm in permanent exile.
-
- You're evil!
-
Look at-- you guys
can't even see him,
-
but he's like... (chuckling maniacally).
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I'm still mad.
-
Dude, Ned Stark was the homie.
(buzzer)
-
- He's such a [bleep].
Like, [bleep] that kid.
-
(seagulls squawking)
- Ugh.
-
- (Joffrey) So long
as I am your king...
-
- I've never seen this,
but I already hate him.
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- (Joffrey) ...treason
shall never go unpunished.
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- I'm biting my tongue right now.
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- (Joffrey) Ser Ilyn,
bring me his head.
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- (gasping)
- (smallfolk jeering)
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- (Sansa) Stop him!
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- I don't know what's going on.
-
- I never watched the show fully,
-
but I know everybody hates him
because he's an asshole.
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- (Joffrey) Leave her face.
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I like her pretty.
-
(violent blow)
- (Sansa crying out)
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- Oh shit.
-
(unsheathing sword)
-
(Sansa crying out)
- Oh my gosh!
-
- (Joffrey) Unburden her.
-
(fabric ripping)
(Sansa sobbing)
-
- You're a piece of shit!
-
Now I see why
everybody [bleep] hates him.
-
(buzzer)
-
- (Joffrey) If you
want Rob Stark to hear...
-
- I don't want to say anything
because I want to be happy.
-
- (Sansa sobbing)
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- This guy. He's so gross.
-
- I don't know what's going on,
but it's getting kind of wild.
-
I might just have
to watch the show.
-
- I have no regrets. (chuckling)
-
He's a really horrible person.
-
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
-
- [Bleep] off with this bullshit!
-
I'm so over it!
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- UGH! (laughing)
-
No! How many more times
is this gonna happen?
-
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
- All right, [bleep] you guys.
-
That's okay. You got me.
(buzzer)
-
- ♪ You know you love me ♪
-
- (singing along)
♪ You know you care ♪
-
- You get a standing ovation
for being the best thing
-
that you are right now.
-
- ♪ You are my heart ♪
- Oh my gosh.
-
- ♪ And we will never, ever... ♪
-
- I bet this is probably
really irritating to some people.
-
- ♪ And I was like
baby, baby, baby... ♪
-
- I don't have to take this.
I lost already.
-
(buzzer)
-
- (singing along)
♪ Baby, baby, baby, oh ♪
-
♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
-
♪ Oh ♪
-
- Guess what?
It gets better the third time!
-
- ♪ Thought you'd always be mine ♪
-
- Do you know
how many girls I picked up
-
at the bowling alley,
just dancing around like that?
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That's my guy.
I owe him everything.
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So, no, I'll never get mad at that.
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- (FBE) You won!
- Second time in a row.
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Boom, you guys can't piss me off.
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I have happiness in my heart!
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- Thanks for watching this episode
of College Kids React.
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- We got React episodes
almost every day, subscribe!
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- (with attitude)
Thanks for watching. Bye.
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- Hi, everyone, I'm Kristy.
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- And I'm Ethan, and we're part
of the production team
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that put this episode together.
- Ethan, try not to get mad.
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- (both) 'Ey!
- Bye.