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#188: Illegale Taxi Chauffeurs [OPDRACHT]

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    Yo, I'm Giel
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    -Thomas
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    Stefan
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    -And today, we're taxi drivers!
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    This time you have decided that
    we have to be taxi drivers.
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    What do you need for that?
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    A car
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    a taxi sign
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    And of course
    a taxi license.
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    -But we don't have that today,
    so today we do it without those papers.
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    Actually, this is illegal.
    -no, indeed
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    But we are gonna do it.
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    We're gonna make a game of it.
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    The person who transport the most people In 1,5 hour
    from A to B wins.
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    Everybody is worth one point,
    except people older that 80:
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    they are worth two points.
    -Ok
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    You're ready for it?
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    From now, i'm a taxi driver.
    Where are a lot of people?
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    Beautiful girls, they should
    go into Thomas' cab.
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    Very hot chicks
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    Ok, talking to people at a busstop.
    It should work.
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    Hello ma'am
    -Hello
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    We're in a very good mood today.
    Can I bring you somewhere you want?
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    -No thank you.
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    You don't want to join?
    -No, i'm fine.
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    Goodbye
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    I have to find a spot
    where are many people.
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    And I know there's
    a festival today in Utrecht, if i'm right.
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    The other boys don't know
    about it I think.
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    So, i'll drive to there hoping
    some people need a taxi there.
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    May I ask you something, please?
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    I'm doing a challenge and
    I am a taxi driver for today.
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    There I have a taxi standing, and
    I have to transport people.
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    So, do you need to go somewhere?
    -Yes, we have to go somewhere.
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    All, jump in the car. Come please.
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    You can sit on each other's lap.
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    1,2,3,4,5,6,7.
    One can sit down in the front.
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    Well, that's very busy.
    Where do you need to go, family?
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    Uhu, to the Voorstraat.
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    Fu**ing bicycle, go out of may way.
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    There are asocial taxi drivers,
    normal taxi drivers...
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    An there is Thomas the taxi driver.
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    Check that ass man! Hello, look at that!
    Nice butt!
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    From what planet is that butt?
    Holy shit.
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    Well, how can you get a lot of people in
    you car as soon as possible?
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    I decided stop at the taxi stand. Instead
    of paying for it, this taxi is for free.
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    There he goes, guys. O my god.
    There are so many of them, o my god.
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    No, no, no, no. I hope the police will not
    catch me.
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    Because what we are doing today
    is very illegal.
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    Hi!
    -No boy, you are not allowed to come here.
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    -Am I not allowed to come here?
    No, you need to have a mark.
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    -But I don't have one.
    If I was you, i would be out of here...
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    ...before the police comes here.
    You will go to jail.
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    Will I go to jail? So, I'm not allowed
    to pick up people here?
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    -No.
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    What's your purpose? You are not a taxi
    with a stamp, are you?
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    What did you say?
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    You are not a taxi
    with a stamp, are you?
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    -No, i'm not.
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    I want you to leave with this car here.
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    I will open the door for you. Come please.
    Thank you.
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    -Very nice.
    I hope you have a nice day
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    I am working two minutes and the first seven
    points are in the pocket. Yes!
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    You don't trust this? That is pity.
    I'll drive trough. Alas!
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    Fu** it!
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    I though about appeal people. Maybe that
    will have effect.
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    There's no one here. That's totally crap.
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    Can I bring you to somewhere?
    -Uhum, yes but I don't know where to go.
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    Than we'll just drive around.
    -Nice. Can I join on that side please?
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    Sir, free taxi? Free taxi?
    He would also not join me.
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    What a ***** people in Utrecht!
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    You don't have to pay for the bus.
    I'll stop at the place you need to be.
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    You speak English?
    -Yes, I'm Stefan, hello.
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    Hello, free taxi?
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    I will drive a round the Dom.
    -Always nice, isn't it?
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    Yes and I've earned my point.
    -Well, it was easy to earn it.
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    Thank you for driving.
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    Goodbye!
    My first point, how easy was this one?
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    Hello sir, i have a question for you.
    Do you want to have a free taxi?
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    I offer you a free ride to your house
    for example. Free.
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    No? Ok.
    fuck it! ***
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    Hi there! I'm playing a little game:
    who is the best taxi driver?
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    Can i bring you to somewhere for free?
    -Of course.
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    Come in. My name is Thomas.
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    Sir, can I bring you somewhere?
    May I bring you somewhere for free?
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    Even if it is to your home.
    -I need to go to the supermarket man.
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    Than I will bring you to there?
    -Why?
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    Because than I earn a point. Join me.
    Yes!
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    Nanana,
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    They say you can pick up people here easily
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    May I ask you something?
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    -Yes of course!
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    I'm doing a competition, to transport a lot of people in one hour
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    With this cab
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    It's priceless
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    -I have to go home
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    Then i'll bring you home?
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    It can't be true.
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    No no! This if for real
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    Nothing will happen!
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    -Allright
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    Nice, and are you number one with bringing people home?
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    No i'm 3rd.
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    I think i'll park here
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    There must be someone who needs a lift.
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    And here we have to go ...?
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    You should have ride a bigger round, haha
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    Actually I should have
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    Hey, have a nice day!
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    Yes this gives me hope
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    Because I have one point
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    Do you have a housemate to ride a bit with?
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    Yes I do
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    Probably
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    Well, then we are going to do that
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    Can I bring you somewhere for free? Please?
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    Yes, thank you very much!
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    We have a student house with 17 girls
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    Yeah, i'm in a competition
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    And i'm a taxi driver.
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    And I have to transport people as much as I can in one hour
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    So if you all would ride a block with me
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    I will get 5 points
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    Can I offer you a free ride?
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    We live just a few blocks from here
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    Doesn't matter! I will get two points
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    Yes, Please get in! I'll bring you home
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    the whole car sits under
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    Doesn't matter. It isn't my car
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    Please one ride with 5 girls
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    -Ok. Let's go
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    You are my heroes!
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    -Maybe our neighbors also like to join?
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    Do you want to join?
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    We are going to ride a block with the car
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    -Come with us girls!
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    -Does it matter how long the ride is?
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    No it doesn't matter.
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    -You can also sit on the front seat
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    Yes!
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    2 points!
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    Yeah, we have to go to the Voorstraat
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    Well, amazing. Get in
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    Oh, haha, Sorry
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    Does it work now?
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    No
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    How can that happen?
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    Oh well, this one works
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    So if you can get in now please
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    No never mind. We aren;t going to do this.
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    No seriously? Why? Why?
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    We don't trust it.
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    No fuck!
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    Hallo ma'am! -Hi sir
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    Can;t I drop you at your home?
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    Yeah, But I leave near by?
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    Doen;t matter. Even though..
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    -Well, why are you doing this?
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    For recordings for a program
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    Well, allright then.
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    Yes. I like it.
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    Thank you
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    Alright. It;s time!
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    6 points
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    I hope it's enough
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    Hello, may I ask you something?
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    I'm in a competition with 2 friends
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    May I bring you somewhere?
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    -Yes
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    Well get in!
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    Nice timing, I just have sported.
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    That's nice.
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    A nice work-out
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    Hi, i'm Stefan
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    Where do you have to go?
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    To the ****
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    Alright. I also run a lot. I have to say
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    I do like it.
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    Running at the beach, and before you realize it you're at Zandvoord
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    Something like that, you know?
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    Yeah, that's also nice.
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    It's also windy at the beach.
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    Yes, let me see..
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    Go into this street and at the end to right
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    End then you are at the ...street
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    Hey, something totally else.
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    We're going to cut this out.
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    But would you like it to drink something with me once? Somewhere in Utrecht
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    Uhm.. I've a boyfriend
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    A boyfriend?...
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    Yes. All ready 2 years.
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    Ah.. That's shitty
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    And have a nice day!
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    Yeah, thanks
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    Bye!
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    Well, at least 7 points. Not bad. Not at all!
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    I'm curious about who the winner is.
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    So, we are back.
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    Yeah. How did it went?
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    Yes good. For sure.
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    Yes. For sure good.
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    Because I know who already won.
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    Also I know who won
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    I have 6 points.
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    i've 7
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    I've 11
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    How much did you have? -7
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    You? -6
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    Yeah, but one little thing Thomas
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    At the begin of this episode I said to transport people from A to B
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    Because that's what a taxi driver does.
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    You just drove blocks with people
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    And that means you drove from A to A
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    One block please, then i'll get 5 points. Then i'll win
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    So basically you lose 5 points
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    You lost!
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    So that means you have lost
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    -No,no
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    You only have two points!
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    Really, i've said it..
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    I thought about it, but I did;t know you would blow it al up like this.
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    Yeah sure I will.
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    So behind me there's the cab we've used today.
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    Giel and I are going to make it dirty and Thomas may clean it up
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    Amazing day. - Yeah - Amazing
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    Enjoy it. Good luck!
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    So nice..
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    Oh and here. You have some money, or else you can;t was your car
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    Thomas. Goodluck !
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    That side
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    There;s still something
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    This was a stupid idea..
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    Alright. Did you like this amazing challenge?
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    Show it to us!
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    I would like it to have 60.000 thumbs up in 70 hours
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    That's a good challenge.
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    Shall we help Thomas?
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    Ehm.. No. I think we have to check our agenda
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    Ah yeah, you're right.
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    It's going to be a nice summer!
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    Ah well, we have enough time.
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    Bye! - Bye
Title:
#188: Illegale Taxi Chauffeurs [OPDRACHT]
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Video Language:
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11:50

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