NORMAN - LES AVENTURES HIPSTERS
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0:03 - 0:06Hipster: Individuals that want to voluntarily set themselves apart from others by adopting an attitude that claims to be trendy, cool, and chic.
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0:06 - 0:10I'm preparing a before-appetizer with cherry tomatoes.
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0:10 - 0:12You're gonna love it!
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0:12 - 0:14Ouch, oh no!
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0:14 - 0:17I cut myself, it's peeing blood!
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0:17 - 0:19I'm going to die, it's excellent.
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0:21 - 0:23Hey, what are you doing?
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0:23 - 0:23What, this?
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0:23 - 0:24Yeah, do it again!
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0:24 - 0:25Like this?
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0:25 - 0:26Yeah, like that again!
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0:26 - 0:29I'm hemorrhaging here! Don't you want to call an ambulance?
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0:29 - 0:31Wait, don't you want to organise a little exhibition here first?
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0:31 - 0:33I adore the concept.
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0:35 - 0:37Oh, yeah...excellent.
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0:38 - 0:41HIPSTER ADVENTURES
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0:41 - 0:44I'm starving!
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0:44 - 0:47Iznogoud, what did you simmer up for us?
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0:47 - 0:51Listen, I was a little late, so I just threw something together.
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0:51 - 0:51It's a Baltic Alaskan fish fillet.
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0:51 - 0:52Wow.
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0:52 - 0:54It's cooked in lemongrass sauce.
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0:54 - 0:54Awesome.
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0:54 - 0:56And it's breaded with Guerande salt.
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0:56 - 0:57I adore it.
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0:57 - 0:59Wow, it's excellent.
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1:06 - 1:11Wow, phenomenal, your board! Let's trade.
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1:11 - 1:13I adore the concept.
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1:13 - 1:15Where does this come from? California?
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1:21 - 1:23Wait, I don't understand.
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1:24 - 1:25It's a top secret meetup.
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1:25 - 1:29I got the text and it brought me to Google Maps.
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1:29 - 1:31We're should already be there.
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1:31 - 1:33There's definitely a problem. Either it isn't here at all, or
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1:33 - 1:35we're super-early.
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1:36 - 1:38Unless.... noooo!
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1:40 - 1:41I adore the concept.
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1:41 - 1:43Yeah, it's clearly excellent.
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1:50 - 1:53Well, it's time for her nap.
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1:53 - 1:54Wait, don't get up, we can do it.
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1:55 - 1:56Yeah, you must be tired!
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1:56 - 1:58Don't worry, we can manage!
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2:00 - 2:0110 minutes later
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2:01 - 2:04Do you hear us, Lisa? Do you hear us?
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2:04 - 2:06If you can hear us, eff you!
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2:07 - 2:08Your turn!
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2:10 - 2:12She isn't very receptive.
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2:12 - 2:13Definitely not.
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2:21 - 2:22Excellent.
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2:25 - 2:27Ah... she doesn't speak English?
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2:27 - 2:29My mistake!
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2:29 - 2:33It's ridiculous. What language does she speak then?
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2:35 - 2:38I love this beat.
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2:38 - 2:40It's excellent. Who is this guy?
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2:40 - 2:43I don't know, but his album is a must-have. Clearly.
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2:50 - 2:51The concert hasn't started, guys.
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2:54 - 2:56Where are you taking us?
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2:56 - 2:57It's a barbeque.
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3:00 - 3:03Wow, there are only hipsters here.
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3:04 - 3:07I don't hang around with hipsters. I'd rather go to Badaboum (Paris nightclub).
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3:11 - 3:13Wow. Did you see those hipsters that came in?
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3:13 - 3:15Who do they think they are?
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3:20 - 3:23Can I help you sir?
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3:23 - 3:27I’m looking for organic coffee, but without caffeine...
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3:27 - 3:29obviously from a free-trade supplier,
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3:29 - 3:32and if possible, with a slightly minty flavor.
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3:32 - 3:34So.....you want tea.
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3:35 - 3:36Yeah, yeah, tea.
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3:36 - 3:38Tea but without theine.
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3:38 - 3:43There is something that might work for you that doesn't have caffeine or theine.
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3:43 - 3:44It's hot water.
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3:46 - 3:48Good evening sirs, can I help you?
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3:48 - 3:49You don't really need to help us.
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3:49 - 3:51Do you know who we are? We have a blog, so...
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3:52 - 3:55Well, we're on the list.
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3:56 - 3:59We were invited by CassioP. There shouldn't be a problem.
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3:59 - 4:01Sorry guys, but there's no list here. You can go ahead in.
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4:01 - 4:06Ah, ok, I get it. It's a open-house party. I love the concept.
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4:18 - 4:23So you see Gloria? That's the perspective of Rohmer, a cinematic genius!
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4:23 - 4:26Sure, you could say that... but this is clearly a porn scene.
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4:26 - 4:29This is his New Wave period, a little sexy, but not too much. Excellent!
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4:30 - 4:33Are you guys sick?! She's a child!
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4:33 - 4:34What?
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4:35 - 4:37Apparently, she adores the concept!
- Title:
- NORMAN - LES AVENTURES HIPSTERS
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LE BÊTISIER DISPO ICI: http://www.normanfaitdesvideos.com/2014/04/10/betisier-les-aventures-hipsters/
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MON SITE: http://www.normanfaitdesvideos.comMerci à Akim Omiri (https://www.facebook.com/akimomiricomedie), Thomas VDB, Caline Aleksa & Gloria, Hugo, Yvick, Quentin Caffier (https://www.facebook.com/quentin.caffier), Pierre Lapin, Anis Nackache et le Bus Palladium
- Video Language:
- French
- Duration:
- 04:56
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