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NORMAN - LES AVENTURES HIPSTERS

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    Hipster: Individuals that want to voluntarily set themselves apart from others by adopting an attitude that claims to be trendy, cool, and chic.
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    I'm preparing a before-appetizer with cherry tomatoes.
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    You're gonna love it!
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    Ouch, oh no!
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    I cut myself, it's peeing blood!
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    I'm going to die, it's excellent.
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    Hey, what are you doing?
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    What, this?
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    Yeah, do it again!
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    Like this?
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    Yeah, like that again!
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    I'm hemorrhaging here! Don't you want to call an ambulance?
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    Wait, don't you want to organise a little exhibition here first?
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    I adore the concept.
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    Oh, yeah...excellent.
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    HIPSTER ADVENTURES
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    I'm starving!
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    Iznogoud, what did you simmer up for us?
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    Listen, I was a little late, so I just threw something together.
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    It's a Baltic Alaskan fish fillet.
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    Wow.
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    It's cooked in lemongrass sauce.
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    Awesome.
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    And it's breaded with Guerande salt.
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    I adore it.
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    Wow, it's excellent.
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    Wow, phenomenal, your board! Let's trade.
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    I adore the concept.
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    Where does this come from? California?
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    Wait, I don't understand.
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    It's a top secret meetup.
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    I got the text and it brought me to Google Maps.
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    We're should already be there.
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    There's definitely a problem. Either it isn't here at all, or
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    we're super-early.
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    Unless.... noooo!
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    I adore the concept.
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    Yeah, it's clearly excellent.
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    Well, it's time for her nap.
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    Wait, don't get up, we can do it.
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    Yeah, you must be tired!
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    Don't worry, we can manage!
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    10 minutes later
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    Do you hear us, Lisa? Do you hear us?
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    If you can hear us, eff you!
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    Your turn!
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    She isn't very receptive.
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    Definitely not.
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    Excellent.
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    Ah... she doesn't speak English?
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    My mistake!
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    It's ridiculous. What language does she speak then?
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    I love this beat.
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    It's excellent. Who is this guy?
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    I don't know, but his album is a must-have. Clearly.
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    The concert hasn't started, guys.
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    Where are you taking us?
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    It's a barbeque.
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    Wow, there are only hipsters here.
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    I don't hang around with hipsters. I'd rather go to Badaboum (Paris nightclub).
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    Wow. Did you see those hipsters that came in?
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    Who do they think they are?
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    Can I help you sir?
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    I’m looking for organic coffee, but without caffeine...
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    obviously from a free-trade supplier,
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    and if possible, with a slightly minty flavor.
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    So.....you want tea.
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    Yeah, yeah, tea.
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    Tea but without theine.
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    There is something that might work for you that doesn't have caffeine or theine.
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    It's hot water.
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    Good evening sirs, can I help you?
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    You don't really need to help us.
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    Do you know who we are? We have a blog, so...
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    Well, we're on the list.
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    We were invited by CassioP. There shouldn't be a problem.
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    Sorry guys, but there's no list here. You can go ahead in.
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    Ah, ok, I get it. It's a open-house party. I love the concept.
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    So you see Gloria? That's the perspective of Rohmer, a cinematic genius!
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    Sure, you could say that... but this is clearly a porn scene.
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    This is his New Wave period, a little sexy, but not too much. Excellent!
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    Are you guys sick?! She's a child!
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    What?
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    Apparently, she adores the concept!
Title:
NORMAN - LES AVENTURES HIPSTERS
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Merci à Akim Omiri (https://www.facebook.com/akimomiricomedie), Thomas VDB, Caline Aleksa & Gloria, Hugo, Yvick, Quentin Caffier (https://www.facebook.com/quentin.caffier), Pierre Lapin, Anis Nackache et le Bus Palladium

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Video Language:
French
Duration:
04:56

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