【日本語和訳字幕】ヘルヴァボス ２期１話 サーカス【設定で字幕表示】 HELLUVA BOSS - THE CIRCUS // S2: Episode 1

[Stolas yawns]

My Birthday! My Birthday!! It's my Birthday!!!

YAY! Birthday Birthday! Woohoo!!

Birthday timeee!!

Butler: Calm yourself young Prince, you know excitement is unbecoming of a Goetia.

Oh right!

[Deep breath]

But father told me today is the day I am old enough to know my purpose and responsibility!

Of course, I am sure it will be wonderful.

[Demon growling]

Paimon: Ahh! There is my little.. ahh..

[To the butler] Which son is this one? ...There are so fucking many..

Butler: Stolas, your highness.

Stolas!! Yes. Heh, right!

Right, heh heh..

That's the one, the owl boy.

Well, my little one, it is finally your day of becoming a true part of the Goetia Family.

How good for you.

Are you ready to know what you'll be meant to do to serve Hell?

Yes, Father!

You will be entrusted with the study of the Earth skies.

The stars. The prophecies, they hold.

All that stuff..

Isn't that fuuunnn?

You will begin studies of your Grimoire.

Which will grant you access to the mortal realm.

To study and observe, and you will grow to be a mighty Prince of Hell.

With your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to.

I will do my best, Father!!

Wonderful!

Also, son you were destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia family.

So you are now engaged!

Congratulations!!

Isn't she charming?

[Cying begins]

Oh! That's an ugly noise, son..

Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?

[Crying louder]

Huh, that usually works...

Would you like it if I took you to the circus in town?

Children enjoy the circus! Right?

Would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriage?

[Circus music]

Paimon: Is there a spot that is close to the front?

But also far enough that I don't have to..

[Gags]

Smell the poor!

[Crowd cheers]

Ohh hoo hoo hoo ho hoooo!

Wooo hoo woohoo woohoo woo hoo hoo hooo

Ringleader: Now! Everyone's favorite thing about circus shit!

THE MOTHAFUCKIN CLOWNS!!

Fizzarolli: You ready Blitzo?

Blitzo: Born ready!

TA!

DAAAA!

[Blitzo giggles]

Heya folks! Wanna see me make a horse?

[POP]

Crap..

[POP]

[POP]

[POP]

[POP]

[POP]

[Singing] Dee dee de deeee do do doot do dooo diiiggaehh ahhhaaeheeeahh hehe heh hehh...

Uhh.. hehhheh..

Horse!!

[Awkward silence]

Well.. Heh.

It was a horse!

But then it ate too much sugar and it's legs stopped working!

So they had to amputate.

Nooow, it's a gross Worm Horse!

Stolas: Hahaha hehe

See! He gets it.

This horses, they make no sense!

Fizzarolli: Okay, Blitzo!

That's enough horsin' around!

Hey everybody! Look at this!!

It's Banana Pudding the clown horsey!!

Neighhhh!

[Crowd cheers]

I liked his broken horse joke..

It was funny.

Their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar..

..It's called, laminitis.

Paimon: What a show!! HA HA

That was.. real great.

So, ah hem- that little clown ya have, my son really enjoyed that one.

I was wondering if I could buy him?

Ringleader: Buy him??

Purchase him, yes.

Accurate.

[Claps]

My son doesn't have any friends, you see.

And he liked the little clown boy.

It's his birthday..

He's so sad and I don't want to deal with him.

Can I write a check?

Well, Fizzarolli is a big draw.

He has a few more shows to be in today.

So, it would be pretty expensive.

Oh! No no, the other one..

BLITZO?!

Correct! How much?

Uh uh well.. He's my son so...

Mmmm.. Eh, how much you got in your pocket?

Uhhehhh a wadded up $5 and a slim fit condom..

Ahhh, that's plenty.

Done.

Splendid!

Fetch him for me, and we will be on our way.

[Claps]

[Explodes]

Banana Pudding: I'm Banana Pudding and I like to dance!

Worm Horse: I am Worm Horse and I.. I am sad.

Why are you sad Worm Horse?

Because I have no legs!

Oh well, that's okay!

I lost my legs in the war!!

[GASP] The war?!

Yes, The Great Pirate War!

No. No pirates.

The great pirate WAARRR!!

Fizzarolli: If you keep talking about pirates I will punch you.

I fought bravely but I could not run fast enough..

They took my legs... There was blood everywhere!

Haha! Oh no! Ew! No blood!

Blood is disgusting!

Blitzo: No! It's cool!

HA HA HA HA HA HAAA

Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day!

With his magical feet he dances around with!

He will dance all over Worm Horse and make him feel better!

And thennnn..

There will be more BLOOD!! Mwah ha ha ha!

Blitzo!! That's so gross!! Stop!! Hahaha

NEVER!!!!!

Cash: Boy! I've got a job for you.

You're gonna spend the day with one of the Goetia Princes.

Ew.. Why?

Because, MONEY!

Now, listen carefully!

You are being bought out to be his playmate.

But I want ya to steal as much from those rich fuckers as ya possibly can.

Steal..?

But.. What if I get caught?

Don't ya want ya family to be able to buy a bigger tent? Better food?

Don't ya wanna be able to help me and your Mama out?

Of course I wanna help Mama!

Then ya gotta do this! Everything those rich fucks have will be worth a fortune!

[Hiccup]

But if I'm caught..

I'm scared, Dad..

There are scarier things...

Aren't there, son.

But..

Yes, Papa..

Paimon: Here is your new friend, my son.

Happy Birthday.

A FRIEND?!

I guess..

Hi.. Uh.. I'm Blitzo.

I'm Stolas!

It's nice to- ouch!

Don't bow to that one! He bows to us!

Idiot!

Oh.. Right.. Sorry, Father.

I'm so good at daddyingg!

Stolas: This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads!

There's a lot of differences!

And this is my book on plants and herbs!

Did you know, plants can hear you??

Plants are boring!

This is all boring stuff!

Oh.. I'm sorry..

I've never had a friend to share my books with..

You know what would be fun?

A game!

Let's play Treasure Hunt.

What's that?

It's where, we pretend we are pirates!

And we go around the house collecting all the nicest things!

And then, we throw them out the window!!

We.. Throw them out the window..?

Yes.

Since when did pirates throw things out windows..?

Since like.. The dawn of time!

Come on! Pirates are always throwing stuff out windows.

I.. Don't think they had windows..

What? Did your book say that?

Yes, actually.. Several.

Well, in this game we're throwing them out the window.

Because it's funnnn!!

Well, that's an odd game.

Huh!! Is this an Imp game??

Sureeeee...

Why not?

Well.. If it's what you want to play..

Let's do it!

[Blitzo and Stolas giggle]

Come on come on come on!

[Breathless]

hehehe

hahaha

hahahehe

wooooooo

oooo woah! hahaha!

WOOO YAY HAHAHA YEAH HEHE OOOOH AHH

Stolas: Blitzo! Over here!

[Blitzo struggles]

So, what is that?

Your diary?

No!

This is my new Grimoire!

It's a spell book.

I have to learn it so that I can access the living world.

The living world??

Like the one with humans and stuff?

Where the sinners come from?

Mmhm!

That's cool!!

Yes! I'm supposed to learn to use it to study the sky!

Why?

My dad says I can find prophecies.

But.. I don't really know..

But, I'm supposed to, that's what my job will be when I grow up.

To join the rest of the Goetia family.

Well, you know what I'm gonna do when I grow up?

I'm gonna run my own circus!

And I'm gonna be the most famous Imp ever!

And I'll be able to do what I wanna do!

All day!!

I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building with a big office!

A big office?

For a circus?

Yeah! A BIG office!!

Circus business with clowns and horses!!

And the horses will all have good names!

Like Stapler! And Biscuit Queen!!

Hehe, I'm sure you will!

That sounds like a good business.

Yeah!! And if you apply, I'll hire you!

.. Maybe.

HAHA you'll hire me?

Yeah, if I feel like it.

Well! I hope I qualify! Hehe

You'd be a good boss.

You say that with sarcasm.. But I totes would!

[Both laugh]

[Stolas Groans]

[Stella yells in another room]

I know still being married isn't a big enough occasion.

But to be fair, it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas!

Stella. What in Hell is this?!

Ugh! Stolas, you know I like throwing parties!

Plus, it's true. So, you can come if you want..

[Stella laughs loudly]

No! Stolas is terrible in bed!!

I swear to fuck, he just lays there staring at the wall, and I have to do everything.

It's EMBARASSING!

I'm glad one egg fell out of me so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass!

HAHAHAH

Ha HAha haha

What a pathetic fucking man! Ha.

[Snarls]

Do you have anything stronger than this?

We have absinthe, your highness.

Bring me all of it.

[Stella complains loudly about poor people from across the room]

Security: Stolas! Sir!

[Gags]

I'm fine.

We caught this nasty Imp trying to sneak into your chambers.

What should we do with him?

Into MY chambers, really?

Oh, well.. that is.. concerning.

Ahem, leave him to me. I will handle him, accordingly.

Follow me, Imp.

Look, I-I didn't mean to interrupt, you're whatever.. party..

I was just trying to-

Dooon't bother with excuses, I know why you are here.

You do..

Yes, you were here to ravish me weren't you?

Uhhhh.. Ew.

Why else would you be breaking into my room?

You could have asked to visit you know.

It's been a long time but I have a very good memory.

Oh yeah..!

[Sexy music]

Yeah well uh ya know, I figured since you're a Prince and all.

It might be easier to just scale the walls and slip on in..

It certainly is easier than going through your fuckin' staff.

One would think you might be here for nefarious reasons.

If you are sneaking in, during the cover of night.

Oh I wanted to crash the party and it's always more fun ya know to make an entrance.

I recall how you enjoy making an entrance.

So, over two decades since I last saw you.

Are you still a circus clown?

Psh oh no, not anymore.

No, I kill people now.

Oh.. heh heh..

How afraid should I be..?

Well.. I mean..

How afraid do you wanna be...?

Oh well umm well I uhh, ya know

I was teasing.. I don't really-

You seem pretty tense.

How 'bout I help you out there.

Ehh ummm.. Heh..

Ya know, this is umm getting a wee bit..

Is it hot??

I'm starting to feel it getting very hot..

Oooh, what are you doing? I barely remember your name!

It's Blitz.

Oh, didn't it have an O at the end?

Like a clown name? I remember-

Ooooof

Yeah, well it's silent now, kay?

So, call me, Blitz.

Okay.. Blitz.

What are you doing to me?

What.. Do you want me to do to you?

I.. Uh.. Well..

[Biiig chomp]

Ahhh! OHH! Oh my!

FUUUCK!!

WOW!

Ohh ahh, you are so forward, Blitz!

Ohh! What are we doing??

No no! Stay down, Damnit!

Ohh so you like to command.

You like being in charge, hmm?

Yeah.. I sure do.

Ohh so you're a kinky little Imp are you?

Do you like it when I talk to you dirty?

I want you to [bleep bleep] me with your [bleep bleep]

Imp [bleep bleep] get it all the way [bleep bleep]

Get it all the way through me you [bleep bleep bleeeep]

Euhh.. Stop it.

Yess, if that's what Blitzy wants!

Blitzy! OH MY

YESSSSS

Oh, I've never had anyone want me this way..

You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion.

And how much it means..

That the one who wants me is..

My first ever friendddd.

Ughh.. Alright fine.

Uhh. I can do this real fast.

[CRASH]

Blitz: Sorry! I fucked your husband!

Stella: WHAT..

THE FUCK!

WAS THAT, STOLAS?!

That was the sound, of a

FUCKING DIVORCE!!

[Crazy laugh]

[Stolas groans]

[More groans]

[Stolas Sings]

Owl, in a cage~

you show your age~

your sweetness has run fowl~

without a change, you're lost exhausted~

by your time on~

Stage.

Then you walked in my room~

and like sparks in the dark~

life was suddenly thrilling and new~

what's between you and I~

just a comfortable lie~

I'm the fool~

who believes~

when you look in my eyes~

Prince~

all alone~

upon your thrown~

you're power~

is so~

Frail~

you raise your voice~

you have no choice~

inside your gilded~

Jail.

Stella: The fuck are you doing!?

Reflecting.

Well stop!

It's annoying to hear you screeching your silly woes.

All the time!

Why are you still here?

You leave with Via on weekends, but then you stay around the house despite everything.

I like tormenting you!

I want to keep reminding you of what you did.

I know what I did!

I would feel bad if I hurt you.

But we both know, I didn't do that.

You and I were arranged for one reason.

To birth a precautionary heir.

To the Goetia family.

Nothing more!

I tried, so many years to make it comfortable for us, to have this family.

But it was never enough.

The only reason I endured your constant insults and cruelty.

Was for that girl to have a normal life!

I cannot do this anymore!

I want you out.

Now!

What do you mean... Out?

I mean out!

Out of this palace.

Out of my life.

We are getting the,

DIVORCE!

How dare you!

What do you think the rest of the Goetia family will think?

And Andrealphus!

I don't care! What your arrogant brother thinks!!

And the only thing the Goetia family wanted from our marriage,

Is already 17.

So it's over! I'm done!

Fine.

I have no desire to stay in the place of a traitorous embarrassment.

You have fallen from what little grace you had.

And I know, you'll pay for it.

[Sighs]