Seinfeld Cross Cultural Differences

You got a raise?!

I don't fool around, baby!

I thought you said Pendant was in
financial trouble?

They were but they're being
absorbed by Matsushimi,

that big Japanese conglomerate.

Wow, when did that happen?

They're signing the papers
next week.

Does this mean they're going
to be publishing Cramer's

coffee table book?

Ya! They'll definitely do it now.

Hey boss.
Cramer, come in.

How you doing there big guy?

Ya, have a seat.

Alrighty. You got yourself a cold?

[Sneeze, muffled noise]

Well, that's quite a honk.

Thank you.

Get yourself some vitamin C,
with rosehips and bioflavenoids.

Well the reason I asked you in
here is I caught your appearance

on Regis and Kathy Lee the other day.

That was pretty good huh?

[Sneeze and cough]

Anyway, the thinking here is
that it would be best if you, uh

didn't do any more of these shows.

What, because of the coffee thing?

Cramer, I'm sorry. What about Sonja
Live, now you're not canceling

Sonja Live?

It's out...

She's a doctor, I got a thing for her...

[Coughing]

People from Matsushimi are here.

Oh yeah, alright tell them
I'll be right there.

Well this is it Elaine. You know, without
this merger, we'd be out on the street.

Why, they sure saved us.

Oh, [indiscerible- with mouth fill of candy] you forgot your handkerchief.

[Executives talking in Japanese]
[Sneeze]

[Executive speaks in Japanese.]

[translator] Mr. Letman, it is with great pride
that we undertake this partnership

with your company.

I'm sorry, I can't shake your hand
right now. Germs.

[Translator speaks Japanese].

[Executive speaks in Japanese - tone of voice
demonstrates his anger.]

I must have had at least 8 in
my mouth, I couldn't talk.

Why'd you have to eat so many?

Because they're Jujifruit. I like them.

I didn't know it would start a
chain reaction that would lead

to the end of Pendant publishing.

Not to mention the end of
Cramer's coffee table book.

Ya, you knew he had a cold,
how'd you expect him to blow his nose?