HOW TO BECOME CHUCK NORRIS (REACT: Advice #78)

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- Tiffany Blue wants to know:

- "My husband is really jealous.

How do I get him to relax and trust me?"

- I have zero experience
with this because I'm 17.

- Give him something that he likes.

Give him peanuts!

- Get something he really likes.

Get if for him and just make it say,

"This is for you and I really love you."

You get his favorite food
and he'll be like,

"Oh, okay. I'll trust you now."

- That's hard, Tiffany,
because you're probably a hottie

and hotties attract men
like flies to a turd.

As long as you hang onto that guy
and do things for him,

he'll trust you more and more every day.

- You need to show him
that he could trust you.

So, for instance, don't lock your cellphone.

There's no reason to have a code.

If you're not doing anything,
why have a code on your cellphone?

- For him to not be jealous,

let him know more--
what's going on and communicate--

and he has nothing to worry about.

- Spend more time with your husband,

then he's not gonna be jealous.

- If he's jealous of the amount
of guy friends you have,

I would try and include him.

- He needs to find some security in himself.

You've gotta make sure you're saying,
"You know I love you."

- You show him you love him...

and don't do things
that would provoke jealousy.

- You have to build that trust wall.

You can't just build it up,
and then it falls back down--

it can't just build up that quick.

You have to earn it.

- Harry Evans asks:

- "What is the best superhero?"

- I don't really have a superhero.

Eleanor Roosevelt would be my superhero.

- The superhero that you can connect with
is the best superhero.

- Probably the smartest one?

They're just able to utilize
their power in the best way.

- Go see the movies,
read the comic books,

and see the one that you like the best.

- Kid Flash!

- Cat Girl!

- The Wolverine...

'cause he has, like, healing powers.

Do you have healing powers?
(sassily) I don't think so.

- I personally like Iron Man
'cause he's really funny.

Batman. He has a Batmobile!

- Batman is awesome!

- Batman. Easy.

There's, like, no further discussion.

He's the only normal guy
that's bad ass just by him doing

cool stuff on his own.

- By far, it has to be Superman.

He's got the speed of lightening.

- Superman's gotta be my favorite superhero.

He can do just about anything.

And he's got a good heart.

He tries to stop crime wherever he goes.

- Superman.

You know, Superman
is the best ever superhero ever.

- I'm just gonna say Superman
'cause how can you really beat Superman?

Superman versus Batman
is, like, the stupidest thing ever

because if Superman
can fly around the Earth

and [bleep] reverse time,
I'm pretty sure Batman can't do [bleep].

- Pussans wants to know:

- "How can I get to sleep
when I have noisy neighbors?"

- You start making noise
as close to their house as possible

and see how they like it.

- You move your bed to a different room.

- Shut your windows and put earmuffs on.

- Get some ear plugs!

If that doesn't work, then move.

- I just listen to music,
so put in headphones

and kinda just listen to that.

- Sometimes a ceiling fan works, or a fan.

That could tune out some of the sounds.

- Communication is always
the best first attempt.

Other than that, if that's not working,

call the cops on them.

- You go to them and you tell them,

"You'd better quiet down
or else I'll call the police."

And trust me, they'll
never ever be noisy again.

- Depending on the time,
you can call the police.

I've had noisy neighbors as well.

I've been the noisy neighbor
when I've been in bands.

- I feel you!

My neighbors, they have
five tiny, little dogs

and they have a huge parrot
that screams out, "Hello!"

Go over and be super polite
and super nice to them.

Be like, "Hello.

I get that you guys are doing your thing,

but I need to sleep
because I have class tomorrow."

- Soundproof your entire room.

That's what I did in my jam room,

and you can't hear anything in there.

We have loud music inside there,

and you go outside
and it's just the dullest thing.

You're like-- (hushed beatboxing)--

but on the inside it's like, "BWAAAAH!"

- Francisco asks:

- "How do I find happiness?"

- Smile everyday.

Look at every single rainbow.

Happiness!

- Do activities you enjoy
and you'll probably realize

one day that you're happy.

- You just find something
that you like to do

and that will make you happy!

- Finding things you love to do,

surrounding yourself with people
that care about you.

- Don't be a dick, but do what you wanna do.

You know, follow what you want to do.

It's best to look back
on your life, when you're old,

and say, "I'm glad I did all these things,"

instead of, "I wish I did all these things."

- When you love yourself,
you're gonna find happiness everywhere.

- You have to change your attitude.

That's probably one of the ways.

There are a lot of people that are happier,

and they have a lot less than others.

- It's not a matter of finding happiness.

It's a matter of creating it.

Be positive.

Always think, and do, and act in a way
that's gonna benefit you.

- Francisco, look inside yourself.

Every day, you wake up and say to yourself,

"I'm a happy man today."

- NeverEndingRadicalDude--
whoo, awesome name, brah.

- "How do I become Chuck Norris?"

- (whispering) I don't know who that is.

- I don't know what Chuck Norris is.

- I've heard Chuck Norris,
but I don't know exactly who he is.

- You don't become Chuck Norris.
Simple as that.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

- You can be the best
you can be for yourself,

but you won't become Chuck Norris.

- (laughing) You don't wanna
be Chuck Norris, do you? Really?

Be a never-ending radical dude.
That's who you should be.

- There can only be one Chuck Norris,

and Chuck Norris can't ever die,
or anything like that,

so I'm pretty sure you're
just [bleep] outta luck here, bro.

- Try to be an action star!

- Watch some old-school Western movies.

He produced a lot
and did a lot of acting in them,

so probably just study
some of his old-school movies

and they could probably help you.

- You can be a great martial artist
if you just work constantly at it.

- You're gonna need to go to a Jui-Jitsu

and Muay Thai and Aikido academy

'cause that's what
it takes to be Chuck Norris.

- If I knew this, I would know
the definition of life.

Like, what is the meaning of life?

Chuck Norris is just an overall bad ass,
so you gotta do bad ass [bleep].

Chuck Norris, he uses sandpaper
to wipe his [bleep] or some [bleep].

Yeah, do that.

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- Goodbye!

- Bye, thanks for all the questions.

Stay happy, Francisco.

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