-
>> MM, HI.
-
>> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK.
-
>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
-
PUPPY DOGGY!
-
>> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
-
>> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.
-
I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.
-
I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.
-
>> YES, BUT NO.
-
>> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL
-
TEAM AGAIN?
-
IT'S OKAY.
-
>> YES, BUT NO.
-
I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
-
YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.
-
I WANT A BADBOY.
-
>> HEY!
-
>> [ GASPS ]
-
>> LET ME IN!
-
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
-
>> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD
-
BOY.
-
HI!
-
>> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!
-
YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
-
>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!
-
>> BYE!
-
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!
-
>> NO! NO!
-
AGH! AAH!
-
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
-
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES
-
♪ GOOD BOY
-
♪ HE'S A DOG
-
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
-
DIE!
-
♪ PICKLES
-
>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
-
>> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU
-
>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
-
GOOD BOY!
-
-
HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY.
-
>> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR
-
COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO
-
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY
-
MILK.
-
>> Stanley: UGH!
-
I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN
-
IN IT.
-
>> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?
-
>> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT
-
MAKES A LADY A LADY.
-
>> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK
-
ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO
-
A LADY OVERNIGHT.
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
-
>> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]
-
MR. PICKLES.
-
DAD?
-
>> I'M MRS. MILTON.
-
MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THISONE
-
SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS
-
MORNING.
-
>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]
-
>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR
-
SHOE AGAIN?
-
>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID
-
THIS TO ME!
-
LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES
-
HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO
-
THE TRUCK.
-
HEY!
-
NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN
-
A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE
-
OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.
-
A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY
-
STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.
-
THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A
-
CAKE.
-
>> SHOW US YOUR FACE!
-
>> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS
-
MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.
-
HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP
-
WITH A CHAIN SAW!
-
>> NO! NOOO!
-
>> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS
-
ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,
-
THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A
-
BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME
-
TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE
-
STOLE MY SHOE!
-
HEY!
-
AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.
-
>> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY
-
STORIES.
-
>> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.
-
>> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY
-
ANYTIME!
-
>> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO
-
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?
-
>> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,
-
NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,
-
BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE
-
SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU
-
FEEL.
-
WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!
-
>> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!
-
I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!
-
COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
>> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S
-
FARM!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
-
>> Tommy: WHEE!
-
HI!
-
I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS
-
MR. PICKLES!
-
[ COW MOOS ]
-
[ SQUIRT! ]
-
>> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
-
>> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.
-
AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.
-
>> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS
-
GERTIE.
-
SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING
-
BAD.
-
[ SQUIRT! ]
-
OOPS!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]
-
>> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO
-
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
-
I LOVE YOU.
-
>> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA
-
STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT
-
TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
-
MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,
-
EVEN PAY THE BILLS.
-
COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.
-
[ COW COUGHS ]
-
>> Tommy: OKAY!
-
COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
>> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA
-
LA ♪
-
♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
-
>> AAH!
-
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
-
AGH, HE HIT ME!
-
HE HIT WANDA!
-
>> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID
-
NOT.
-
A-ARE YOU OKAY?
-
>> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL
-
WHERE WANDA LIVE.
-
>> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]
-
LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY
-
HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
-
>> HELP! HE HURT ME!
-
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
-
>> [ GIGGLES ]
-
WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!
-
[ GIGGLES ]
-
>> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I
-
GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.
-
>> JOBS!
-
GET YOUR JOBS HERE!
-
>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.
-
>> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!
-
>> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.
-
>> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE
-
YOU ARE!
-
RIGHT THIS WAY.
-
[ HORSE SNORTS ]
-
SORRY FOR THE MESS.
-
I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.
-
SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU
-
AFTER?
-
>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL
-
HELP ME PAY BILLS
-
'CAUSE SUZIE
-
>> SAY NO MORE!
-
[ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB
-
YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.
-
>> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]
-
WHAT HAPPENED?
-
>> NOW, IT'S OFF TO
-
JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
-
>> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON
-
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALLYOUR
-
BILLS, INCLUDING THISONE FOR
-
$20,000!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]
-
>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
-
>> OH, AND HERE!
-
FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT
-
JOB IS FREE!
-
>> [ HUMMING ]
-
>> Beverly: LINDA!
-
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?
-
>> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS
-
SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!
-
>> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?
-
>> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
-
SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?
-
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
-
MM, NO!
-
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
-
UH, SEE, THAT ISTRUE!
-
BIRDS DON'T FLY!
-
I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!
-
THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A
-
SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
>> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
-
IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?
-
DON'T WORRY.
-
I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S
-
CLASSES.
-
[ LAUGHS ]
-
OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.
-
[ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]
-
OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!
-
HERE IT COMES!
-
IT'S A...
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
IT'S A MY SHOE!
-
MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!
-
>> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]
-
HIYA, THERE!
-
>> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!
-
HOW YOU DOING TO DAMN,TOMMY!
-
>> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!
-
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
-
JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!
-
>> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW
-
ABOUT YOUR, UH HMM.
-
>> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!
-
>> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT
-
DAMN,THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'
-
JIGGLY WIGGLIES!
-
[ LAUGHS ] OH.
-
[ REINS SNAP ]
-
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE
-
AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!
-
>> Tommy: HUH?!
-
>> BOOF THEM! GO!
-
>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
-
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
-
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
-
SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!
-
HERE YOU GO!
-
>> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
-
JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!
-
>> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?
-
>> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!
-
BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
-
BOOBS! BOOBS!
-
>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!
-
OHH!
-
>> WELL, HELL-O!
-
[ LAUGHS ]
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
-
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
-
[ WHIMPERS ]
-
>> ♪ PICKLES
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING
-
DEMONICALLY ]
-
[ HORSE SNORTS ]
-
[ PANTING ]
-
>> Stanley: AH, DONE.
-
WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO
-
WORK NOW.
-
>> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY
-
FRIEND!
-
>> Stanley: UH, I
-
>> AGH, HELP ME!
-
PLEASE, YOU STAY!
-
>> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR
-
WORK.
-
GOODBYE!
-
>> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND
-
WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL
-
THEM YOU RAPED ME.
-
>> Stanley: WHAT?!
-
>> HELP, HE RAPED ME!
-
>> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!
-
LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
-
>> [ LAUGHS ]
-
>> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN S
-
BEEN MURDERED!
-
>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR
-
ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.
-
>> BUT, SIR,
-
ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS
-
ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE
-
GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!
-
>> GET HIM OUT!
-
[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]
-
>> [ LAUGHS ]
-
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
-
>> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S
-
MY FAVORITE COLOR!
-
>> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO
-
INTERESTING!
-
SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT
-
FIRST SIGHT?!
-
>> Tommy: I SURE DO!
-
I'M IN LOVE NOW!
-
>> ME TOO!
-
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!
-
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!
-
>> Tommy: THAT'S A GREATIDEA!
-
>> [ LAUGHS ]
-
I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY
-
WIFE!
-
WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND
-
MEET MY SUZIE!
-
>> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!
-
>> [ BURPS ]
-
>> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN
-
BE TOGETHER.
-
>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
-
YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE
-
5 POUNDS.
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
>> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?
-
DIE, YOU CHEATING HOLY
-
SMOKES!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
>> HUH?
-
UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME
-
OUT?
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
-
>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
-
PUPPY DOGGY!
-
>> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD
-
BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?
-
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
-
NO?!
-
IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS
-
WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,
-
MISS GOODMAN!
-
MM-HMM!
-
>> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO
-
S OH!
-
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD
-
DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME
-
FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!
-
>> Beverly: OH, DEAR!
-
>> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!
-
>> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!
-
>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
-
>> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!
-
IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!
-
>> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10
-
FINGERS?!
-
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
-
HMM, NO? SEE, THAT ISTRUE!
-
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
-
AAH!
-
>> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.
-
>> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN
-
TODAY?
-
I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.
-
[ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!
-
>> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO
-
GET TO WORK!
-
>> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE
-
IT IN TO WORK.
-
>> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
-
>> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON
-
MISS GOODMAN?!
-
>> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S
-
ALWAYS WRONG!
-
>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
-
OH!
-
>> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER
-
GO FIND MY HUSBAND.
-
STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER
-
THERE!
-
>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
-
SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED
-
THE SPACE PRINCE!
-
>> [ MOANING ]
-
>> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!
-
>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
-
HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.
-
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D
-
DOUBLE-CROSS US!
-
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
-
RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!
-
>> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL
-
THEM YOU RAPE ME!
-
[ GIGGLES ]
-
>> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH
-
ANOTHER WOMAN!
-
>> AGH, HELP ME!
-
>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
-
[ GRUNTS ]
-
>> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW
-
COULD YOU!
-
>> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!
-
>> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
-
>> HEY!
-
>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
-
>> THERE GOES MY CHEATING
-
HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!
-
>> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A
-
MINUTE!
-
>> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.
-
OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL
-
BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.
-
>> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!
-
>> SPEEDERS!
-
>> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING
-
DRUNK!
-
>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
-
>> SLOW DOWN!
-
>> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!
-
>> Grandpa: GET HER!
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT
-
COW'S LADY PARTS!
-
>> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!
-
[ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
-
>> Grandpa: OH, NO!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
-
>> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!
-
WILL YOU MARRY
-
>> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!
-
>> I HATE YOU!
-
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
-
>> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,
-
YOU SKANK!
-
>> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS
-
MY SON!
-
>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
-
>> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU
-
RAPE ME!
-
>> Tommy: HI, DAD!
-
>> Stanley: TOMMY?!
-
>> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO
-
SUZIE!
-
>> YOU CHEATING SKANK!
-
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!
-
>> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER
-
TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!
-
>> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT
-
OF CONTROL!
-
DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS
-
WOMAN?!
-
>> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU
-
DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU
-
RAPE ME!
-
>> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
-
EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!
-
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
-
NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?
-
[ ALL SIGH ]
-
>> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!
-
GERT HAS PASSED ON!
-
[ ALL SIGHS ]
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
>> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!
-
BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER
-
BABY'S COMING!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
-
>> Tommy: I THINK YOUSHOULD
-
HAVE IT, SUZIE.
-
>> AWW!
-
>> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH
-
OTHER!
-
>> [ COUGHS ]
-
>> OOPS!
-
>> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE
-
HAVING TWINS!
-
[ BETTY MOOS ]
-
>> GET OUT OF THERE!
-
>> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!
-
>> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL
-
MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?
-
>> Tommy: I DO!
-
GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!
-
>> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO
-
SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!
-
>> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES
-
SUZIE LOVE ME?
-
[ GRUNTS ]
-
RECHARGE?
-
OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME
-
MILK!
-
>> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!
-
>> Tommy: HUH?
-
>> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU
-
KNOW, UH
-
>> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!
-
LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.
-
>> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE
-
ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID
-
TO OUR SON.
-
WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN
-
THE MORNING, TOMMY.
-
>> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY
-
MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S
-
CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVEA
-
DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.
-
[ LAUGHS ]
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
-
>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!
-
>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
-
>> HUH?!
-
THEREARE MY SPECTACLES!
-
HUH?!
-
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]
-
NO!
-
>> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,
-
MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!
-
[ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT
-
MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!
-
[ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!
-
>> ♪ MR. PICKLES
-
♪ GOOD BOY
-
♪ HE'S A DOG
-
♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
-
DIE!
-
♪ PICKLES
-