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Mr. Pickles - Season 1, Episode 1: Tommy's Big Job

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    >> MM, HI.
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    >> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK.
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    >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
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    PUPPY DOGGY!
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    >> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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    >> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.
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    I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.
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    I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.
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    >> YES, BUT NO.
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    >> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL
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    TEAM AGAIN?
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    IT'S OKAY.
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    >> YES, BUT NO.
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    I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
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    YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.
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    I WANT A BADBOY.
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    >> HEY!
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    >> [ GASPS ]
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    >> LET ME IN!
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    [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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    >> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD
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    BOY.
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    HI!
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    >> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!
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    YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
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    >> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!
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    >> BYE!
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    IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!
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    >> NO! NO!
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    AGH! AAH!
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    >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
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    >> ♪ MR. PICKLES
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    ♪ GOOD BOY
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    ♪ HE'S A DOG
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    ♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
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    DIE!
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    ♪ PICKLES
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    >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
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    >> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU
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    >> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
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    GOOD BOY!
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    HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY.
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    >> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR
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    COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO
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    RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY
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    MILK.
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    >> Stanley: UGH!
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    I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN
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    IN IT.
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    >> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?
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    >> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT
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    MAKES A LADY A LADY.
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    >> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK
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    ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO
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    A LADY OVERNIGHT.
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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    >> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]
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    MR. PICKLES.
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    DAD?
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    >> I'M MRS. MILTON.
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    MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THISONE
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    SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS
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    MORNING.
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    >> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]
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    >> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR
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    SHOE AGAIN?
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    >> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID
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    THIS TO ME!
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    LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES
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    HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO
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    THE TRUCK.
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    HEY!
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    NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN
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    A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE
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    OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.
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    A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY
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    STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.
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    THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A
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    CAKE.
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    >> SHOW US YOUR FACE!
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    >> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS
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    MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.
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    HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP
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    WITH A CHAIN SAW!
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    >> NO! NOOO!
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    >> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS
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    ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,
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    THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A
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    BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME
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    TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE
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    STOLE MY SHOE!
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    HEY!
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    AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.
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    >> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY
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    STORIES.
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    >> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.
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    >> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY
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    ANYTIME!
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    >> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO
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    WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?
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    >> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,
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    NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,
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    BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE
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    SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU
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    FEEL.
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    WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!
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    >> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!
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    I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!
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    COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    >> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S
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    FARM!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
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    >> Tommy: WHEE!
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    HI!
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    I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS
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    MR. PICKLES!
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    [ COW MOOS ]
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    [ SQUIRT! ]
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    >> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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    >> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.
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    AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.
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    >> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS
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    GERTIE.
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    SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING
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    BAD.
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    [ SQUIRT! ]
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    OOPS!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]
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    >> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO
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    TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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    I LOVE YOU.
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    >> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA
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    STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT
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    TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
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    MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,
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    EVEN PAY THE BILLS.
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    COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.
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    [ COW COUGHS ]
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    >> Tommy: OKAY!
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    COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    >> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA
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    LA ♪
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    ♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
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    >> AAH!
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    [ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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    AGH, HE HIT ME!
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    HE HIT WANDA!
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    >> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID
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    NOT.
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    A-ARE YOU OKAY?
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    >> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL
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    WHERE WANDA LIVE.
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    >> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]
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    LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY
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    HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
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    >> HELP! HE HURT ME!
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    >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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    >> [ GIGGLES ]
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    WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!
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    [ GIGGLES ]
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    >> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I
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    GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.
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    >> JOBS!
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    GET YOUR JOBS HERE!
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    >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.
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    >> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!
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    >> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.
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    >> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE
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    YOU ARE!
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    RIGHT THIS WAY.
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    [ HORSE SNORTS ]
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    SORRY FOR THE MESS.
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    I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.
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    SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU
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    AFTER?
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    >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL
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    HELP ME PAY BILLS
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    'CAUSE SUZIE
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    >> SAY NO MORE!
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    [ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB
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    YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.
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    >> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]
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    WHAT HAPPENED?
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    >> NOW, IT'S OFF TO
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    JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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    >> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON
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    YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALLYOUR
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    BILLS, INCLUDING THISONE FOR
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    $20,000!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]
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    >> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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    >> OH, AND HERE!
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    FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT
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    JOB IS FREE!
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    >> [ HUMMING ]
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    >> Beverly: LINDA!
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    WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?
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    >> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS
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    SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!
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    >> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?
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    >> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
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    SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?
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    [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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    MM, NO!
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    [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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    UH, SEE, THAT ISTRUE!
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    BIRDS DON'T FLY!
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    I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!
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    THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A
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    SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    >> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
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    IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?
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    DON'T WORRY.
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    I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S
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    CLASSES.
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    [ LAUGHS ]
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    OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.
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    [ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]
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    OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!
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    HERE IT COMES!
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    IT'S A...
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    IT'S A MY SHOE!
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    MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!
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    >> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]
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    HIYA, THERE!
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    >> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!
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    HOW YOU DOING TO DAMN,TOMMY!
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    >> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!
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    DO YOU KNOW WHERE
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    JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!
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    >> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW
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    ABOUT YOUR, UH HMM.
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    >> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!
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    >> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT
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    DAMN,THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'
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    JIGGLY WIGGLIES!
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    [ LAUGHS ] OH.
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    [ REINS SNAP ]
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    >> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE
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    AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!
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    >> Tommy: HUH?!
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    >> BOOF THEM! GO!
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    >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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    [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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    [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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    SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!
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    HERE YOU GO!
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    >> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
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    JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!
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    >> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?
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    >> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!
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    BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
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    BOOBS! BOOBS!
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    >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!
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    OHH!
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    >> WELL, HELL-O!
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    [ LAUGHS ]
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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    [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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    [ WHIMPERS ]
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    >> ♪ PICKLES
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING
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    DEMONICALLY ]
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    [ HORSE SNORTS ]
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    [ PANTING ]
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    >> Stanley: AH, DONE.
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    WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO
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    WORK NOW.
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    >> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY
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    FRIEND!
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    >> Stanley: UH, I
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    >> AGH, HELP ME!
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    PLEASE, YOU STAY!
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    >> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR
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    WORK.
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    GOODBYE!
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    >> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND
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    WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL
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    THEM YOU RAPED ME.
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    >> Stanley: WHAT?!
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    >> HELP, HE RAPED ME!
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    >> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!
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    LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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    >> [ LAUGHS ]
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    >> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN S
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    BEEN MURDERED!
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    >> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR
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    ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.
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    >> BUT, SIR,
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    ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS
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    ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE
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    GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!
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    >> GET HIM OUT!
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    [ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]
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    >> [ LAUGHS ]
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    >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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    >> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S
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    MY FAVORITE COLOR!
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    >> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO
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    INTERESTING!
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    SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT
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    FIRST SIGHT?!
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    >> Tommy: I SURE DO!
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    I'M IN LOVE NOW!
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    >> ME TOO!
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    HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!
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    DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!
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    >> Tommy: THAT'S A GREATIDEA!
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    >> [ LAUGHS ]
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    I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY
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    WIFE!
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    WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND
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    MEET MY SUZIE!
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    >> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!
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    >> [ BURPS ]
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    >> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN
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    BE TOGETHER.
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    >> YEAH, WHATEVER.
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    YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE
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    5 POUNDS.
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    >> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?
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    DIE, YOU CHEATING HOLY
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    SMOKES!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    >> HUH?
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    UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME
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    OUT?
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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    >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
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    PUPPY DOGGY!
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    >> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD
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    BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?
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    [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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    NO?!
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    IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS
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    WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,
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    MISS GOODMAN!
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    MM-HMM!
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    >> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO
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    S OH!
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    >> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD
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    DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME
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    FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!
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    >> Beverly: OH, DEAR!
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    >> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!
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    >> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!
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    >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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    >> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!
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    IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!
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    >> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10
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    FINGERS?!
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    [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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    HMM, NO? SEE, THAT ISTRUE!
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    [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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    AAH!
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    >> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.
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    >> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN
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    TODAY?
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    I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.
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    [ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!
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    >> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO
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    GET TO WORK!
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    >> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE
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    IT IN TO WORK.
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    >> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
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    >> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON
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    MISS GOODMAN?!
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    >> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S
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    ALWAYS WRONG!
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    >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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    OH!
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    >> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER
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    GO FIND MY HUSBAND.
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    STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER
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    THERE!
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    >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
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    SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED
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    THE SPACE PRINCE!
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    >> [ MOANING ]
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    >> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!
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    >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
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    HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.
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    I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D
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    DOUBLE-CROSS US!
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    >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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    RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!
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    >> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL
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    THEM YOU RAPE ME!
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    [ GIGGLES ]
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    >> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH
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    ANOTHER WOMAN!
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    >> AGH, HELP ME!
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    >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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    [ GRUNTS ]
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    >> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW
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    COULD YOU!
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    >> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!
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    >> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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    >> HEY!
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    >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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    >> THERE GOES MY CHEATING
  • 8:45 - 8:46
    HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!
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    >> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A
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    MINUTE!
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    >> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.
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    OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL
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    BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.
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    >> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!
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    >> SPEEDERS!
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    >> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING
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    DRUNK!
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    >> Stanley: BEVERLY!
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    >> SLOW DOWN!
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    >> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!
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    >> Grandpa: GET HER!
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT
  • 9:04 - 9:05
    COW'S LADY PARTS!
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    >> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!
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    [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
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    >> Grandpa: OH, NO!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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    >> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!
  • 9:12 - 9:13
    WILL YOU MARRY
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    >> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!
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    >> I HATE YOU!
  • 9:15 - 9:16
    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
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    >> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,
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    YOU SKANK!
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    >> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS
  • 9:18 - 9:19
    MY SON!
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    >> Stanley: BEVERLY!
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    >> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU
  • 9:20 - 9:21
    RAPE ME!
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    >> Tommy: HI, DAD!
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    >> Stanley: TOMMY?!
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    >> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO
  • 9:24 - 9:24
    SUZIE!
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    >> YOU CHEATING SKANK!
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    YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!
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    >> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER
  • 9:28 - 9:29
    TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!
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    >> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT
  • 9:30 - 9:31
    OF CONTROL!
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    DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS
  • 9:32 - 9:33
    WOMAN?!
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    >> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU
  • 9:34 - 9:35
    DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU
  • 9:35 - 9:36
    RAPE ME!
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    >> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
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    EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!
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    [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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    NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?
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    [ ALL SIGH ]
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    >> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!
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    GERT HAS PASSED ON!
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    [ ALL SIGHS ]
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    >> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!
  • 9:51 - 9:52
    BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER
  • 9:52 - 9:54
    BABY'S COMING!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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    >> Tommy: I THINK YOUSHOULD
  • 9:57 - 9:58
    HAVE IT, SUZIE.
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    >> AWW!
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    >> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH
  • 10:00 - 10:00
    OTHER!
  • 10:00 - 10:01
    >> [ COUGHS ]
  • 10:01 - 10:02
    >> OOPS!
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    >> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE
  • 10:03 - 10:04
    HAVING TWINS!
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    [ BETTY MOOS ]
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    >> GET OUT OF THERE!
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    >> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!
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    >> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL
  • 10:12 - 10:13
    MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?
  • 10:13 - 10:14
    >> Tommy: I DO!
  • 10:14 - 10:15
    GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!
  • 10:15 - 10:16
    >> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO
  • 10:16 - 10:18
    SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!
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    >> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES
  • 10:20 - 10:21
    SUZIE LOVE ME?
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    [ GRUNTS ]
  • 10:21 - 10:22
    RECHARGE?
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    OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME
  • 10:23 - 10:24
    MILK!
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    >> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!
  • 10:25 - 10:25
    >> Tommy: HUH?
  • 10:25 - 10:27
    >> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU
  • 10:27 - 10:28
    KNOW, UH
  • 10:28 - 10:29
    >> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!
  • 10:29 - 10:31
    LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.
  • 10:31 - 10:32
    >> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE
  • 10:32 - 10:34
    ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID
  • 10:34 - 10:35
    TO OUR SON.
  • 10:35 - 10:36
    WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN
  • 10:36 - 10:37
    THE MORNING, TOMMY.
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    >> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY
  • 10:38 - 10:40
    MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S
  • 10:40 - 10:41
    CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVEA
  • 10:41 - 10:42
    DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.
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    [ LAUGHS ]
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
  • 10:44 - 10:45
    >> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!
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    >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
  • 10:48 - 10:49
    >> HUH?!
  • 10:49 - 10:51
    THEREARE MY SPECTACLES!
  • 10:51 - 10:52
    HUH?!
  • 10:52 - 10:52
    [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]
  • 10:53 - 10:53
    NO!
  • 10:53 - 10:54
    >> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,
  • 10:54 - 10:55
    MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!
  • 10:55 - 10:57
    [ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT
  • 10:57 - 10:58
    MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!
  • 10:58 - 10:59
    [ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!
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    >> ♪ MR. PICKLES
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    ♪ GOOD BOY
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    ♪ HE'S A DOG
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    ♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
  • 11:07 - 11:09
    DIE!
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    ♪ PICKLES
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Title:
Mr. Pickles - Season 1, Episode 1: Tommy's Big Job
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
11:16

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