AXE Susan Glenn Commercial

She's not A girl, she's THE girl. Fear No Susan Glenn.

I remember her, not a girl but THE girl.

The brains behind the all time top ten comic book vixens only wish they could conjure a siren the likes of Susan Glenn.

Beneath my feet my own private earthquake registered an eight when Susan Glenn was near.

In her presence all that was beautiful before she arrived turned grotesque and in her shadows others became goblinesque.

If she approached Susan Glenn didn’t walk she floated, accompanied by pyrotechnics spectacals that left me feeling a foot tall.

She embodied every desireable quality I'd ever wanted. In my mind I was a peasant before a Queen.

And so Susan Glenn and I were never a thing.

If I could do it again, I’d do it differently.