Wine and a Native Esperanto-Speaker | Vino kaj Denaskulo

Hello, everyone!

This is Evildea, your god.

And today I'm going to the Esperanto House

There will be two Esperantists
from Belgium there

one of them is a native Esperanto speaker

and I'll just meet with them,
talk a little,

of course I'll film the meeting.

So, good, let's go!

Say 'hello'!

- Hello!
- Hello!

So, it's me, Evildea,

Jerk One,

Jerk Two.

Jes, Mi estas la unua.

Now, you actually need to introduce
yourself to my viewers

So, hello, I'm Jerk One,

the most important jerk of the two,
and yes, the most handsome, of course.

Good

You've already spoken too much.

I'm the jerk's father.

So yes, we're now going to the restaurant
to find food

but it seems that everywhere
is already closed

except that little shop

So, we ate everything
and now we're going to the Esperanto house

We spoke a lot about politics, girls,
his lack of girls

- his desire for ...
- and his wife

which he loves a lot

Yes ... love a lot
love a lot

And if you're a female Esperantist,
and you're young and beautiful enough

you can become his girlfriend.

So, as you can see, they've already
been here for a day

and f**ked up everything

We haven't totally
f**ked everything

And they said they've got wine.
So, I'm here to test it.

Is it Australian or...

Australian, yes.
Very sweet. Very tasty.

For a moment I thought that
you stole it from the airoplane

- Not for you, haha!
- Not for me?

We have...

Never give me a gun.

You're now wiser.

- You're enlightened.
- I can see stars

That's what happens when you give
me a cup of wine.

I almost did it again!

Still stronger and it's... a lightsaber!

One day we will finally have lightsabers.

But that will probably be very bad,
I can imagine people

will just destroy cars in the street.

But they would be really long.

Infinitely vast.

- Yes, almost infinite.
- Oh, pardon me, airplane.

If you can make a laser, then it would
need to be one of those guns, right?

If you just shoot it would go
infinitely somewhere until it hits something.

But with the sword, it's...

And then you have to go...

And you cut your planet in half.

Probably put a hole through the moon.

Carrying on a bit...
Oh, I want to show that I love her.

And probably when you do that,
someone in the US would at the same time ...

"Hey, what are you doing? Can't you see

that I want to spell her name?"

"I'm doing it!"

Then a big dick on the moon.

Then it would be in the news,
"yes, we must repair the moon due to

too much graffiti on it"

Yes, there would be too much ...

There would be a person on the moon
with a massive brrom

And some shield ...

You can imagine that.
He's sweeping there when zzzzz

F--k you, children!
Can't you see I'm working here?!

Yes ..

If he did had a shield here, it would
probably reflect it right back.

I'll put the wine a little further away.

What's in that juice?

More wine!

Apple juice with ...

Today we're learning Esperanto
with Thomas

Juice and people use it to drink

drrrrrrrrink

with the rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrrrrroooooo

not with the French but the other
rrrrooooo

not that terrible French ...
I love you my French viewers

but not in the throat
but that rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

F**k give me the juice

I've waited too long

Good

and the other?

Ah from here

Good

I think that's too much juice
for him

We bought this juice this morning
right?

I bought two litres and thought
that would be enough for three days

Mark, right?

Ne, ne, ne a mark

a mark is a spot ...
it's ...

Ankle

Ankle?

I don't know

You're the native speaker!

Yes, and?

I don't know that word

You are the worst native speaker
I know

which I know!

Are you certain about that?

I know many more terrible speakers

I'm here with a native speaker
because I want to learn to speak Esperanto better

for the other natives,
which I just insulted

that's not true

Wait a moment, we spoke
about Star Wars, right?

You didn't see this video

There's nothing here
worth watching ....

You saw a excellent film

Jaw

Jaw!

of course the "aw"!

Jaw, I don't ...

You ruined my thing!

Damne it! You didn't see this

You saw this film and enjoyed it

Jaw

Forget everything you just saw

What you just saw, has now changed
to two bows f**king

Forget that!

Don't give juice to Esperantists
This is what happens

The wine isn't important!

The juice!
Terrible juice!

I'm asking myself,
how much will we need to pay him

in a few years to get rid of this film

He's already calculating

You remember those shares?

When they are small and them becomes
grow bigger and bigger

Doesn't bother me

If I do something
anyone can see it

except showering, and
on the toilet

Don't film that

After, in the toilet with Thomas

No ...

♪♪ Into the world came a new feeling ♪♪

No no no ... ♪♪ alone, alone! ♪♪

♪♪ I'm all alone ♪♪

Old people,
Old people, dangerous

I'm not old

Twenty nine

Forgive me

but it depends on mental age right?

and mentally I'm not that old

Mentally young,
Small minded, pea-brain, pea-brain ...

I just learned thw word, "makzelo"

and I have a native speaker here
and he's the most useless jerk

That's me!

Who are the other natives here?

but yes there's a dictionary, it is

www.kono.be/vivo

So, perhaps juice can be the international
drink of the Esperanto community

So, for example in several countries
people eat special meals or drinks

Yes ... yes ...

Juice can be ours

Do you know a country,
which is famous for juice?

No!

The Esperanto community!

But to make ...

You could be the face of the juice

But ... but to make juice
you need land

and we don't have that

There's enough dirt there
there's several small gardens

made in Esperanto houses
around the world

but for example, Belgium is
famous for its chocolate

Do we make chocolate?

Do we cultivate chocolate
in Belgium - not at all!

perhaps, we can send it
abroad

So, for example our juice could be
produced in China

but it would still belong to
the Esperanto community

- because Esperanto is everywhere!
- Esperanto is everywhere!

- So, that's a new ...
- New ideas here

Don't steal them, no stealing

Already copyrighted

For a moment, I thought you
wanted to hit me

Drink some juice!

I have an interesting story
about China

I was staying with a family

the daughter was
a native Esperanto speaker

but he [the father] never
could speak with other

Esperanto speakers, so the daughter
continued responding in Chinese

as normal

and he lost faith
and stopped

and when we visited she didn't
know Esperanto anymore

she was thirteen ... fourteen
how old?

Something like that

I was twelve

and in the morning with
your cereal

Do you want a little "nilk"?

Eh yes, yes please

Do you still want to drink
some "nilk"

Yes, yes thank you

Everyday we drank "nilk"

and on the third day, because
at first I didn't know him well

I didn't know if I would offend him
if I said it's not "nilk" but "milk"

so on the third day, however
I had to courage to say "it's milk"

"Yes, that's what I said nilk"

He couldn't hear the difference

He couldn't hear the difference

How do you teach someone the
difference between no and lo

when they can't hear the difference

and so I thought
and I said, "ah Mmmmmo"

and he "Nnnnnnno"

Nope that's not working

and afterwards, after some thinking
I thought "hold your nose"

and when it vibrates
it's no

and when it doesn't vibrate
it's lo

No .... lo .... lo ....
I didn't know that

I discovered something ...

He was probably sitting there

In the toilet ... no ... lo ...

I have an idea

Did you run out of the toilet
naked

Eureka, I have an idea
Eureka! Eureka!

Continue your story!

and then he also could feel the difference
and he could pronounce both

and after that we left

but he's probably practising
so he doesn't speak like that

because, when I teach English
to children, they have the same problem

They can't pronounce the sound L

and often when it's right before a vowel
it's a big problem for them

they always pronounce it as R

it's interesting

and now you know

Now I know how to pronounce it!

I've told you something useful

Yes thank you!

Unbelievable!

You now know how to teach ...

During years you've been teaching
while I ...

and when you are in the toilet
you invested that!

Not it wasn't in the toilet,
but the park!

It was in the toilet!

It was in the park!

and I wasn't pooing in the park!

No ... unnnnn shiiiiiit

I now know!

He needed a little more
puuuuuuush!

but perhaps ...

but maybe when I was blowing
my nose

Rrrrrrooooo
doooooooo

That's the secret to success
everything happens in the toilet

I had a really good idea
when I was in the toilet, I must admit

because it's really calming there

you sit there calmly
I sit on the toilet like erhhhhh

I will destroy the devil in my ...

A Chinese Buddhist, who owns
a monastery

Do you know it?

I heard about his podcasts
But I haven't listed to them

and we passed a night with him

we lived in a Buddhist temple

Really?

It was interesting

I needed to get out of bed
very early

No, no, no we could stay in bed longer
until four thirty!

No, five thirsty

No, no, no ... ?

You lost your sense of time

- Or he
- I don't know anymore

I exaggerate everything,
I thought, that 4:30am

sounded a lot better than ...

and yes, then when everyone was ...
I pretended to sleep a little

and then I went to the toilet
because then I knew

There was a massive toilet
twice as big as this room

with ... and you need to squat
when you go to the toilet

I went at that time to be alone
so I could do my business

While everyone else was ...

I just imagined that you
were in a massively long room of toilets

and you're squatting when a massive
fat man enters the room

and sits right next to you

Forgive me but can you sit there
on the other side of the room!

No, no, no then we can chat, right?

Is everything going good?
erhhhh

What do you think of Chinese culture?
erhhhhh

And that's all

Now it's eleven at night
and I'm heading home

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and I'll see you all
in the next film

and if you're not there
I'll milk wine in your juice!