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Un Cuento Chino

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    311, 312, 313, 314, 315, 316, 317, 318,
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    319, 320, 321, 322, 323...
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    they did it again, sons of a bitch
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    let's see, the box says 350 screws Philips
    made in Argentina...
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    of course I counted them
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    it says 350 in the box
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    I don't give a damn if the machine
    sometimes counts less and sometimes more
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    for me it's always less
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    hear me, tell your boss I am fed up
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    if he doesn't complete what is missing, I won't by again
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    fucking thieves
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    filchers, they are all filchers, sons of a bitch
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    100 grams of long headless nails
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    something else?
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    no
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    5 pesos
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    excuse me, how do you know?
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    how do I know, what?
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    that there are 100 grams?
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    you are right, I made a mistake
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    5 pesos
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    good day
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    Hi Roberto
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    How are you?
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    I brought what you ordered online
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    why don't you buy a computer?
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    no, I need it once in a year, I'll use yours
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    friday's magazine with the film
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    my sister in law is here, visiting us for a few days
    you know Mari
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    I was thinking..
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    It seems to me that you should have a..
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    bye
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    bye
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    happy birthday mamma
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    I hope you like it
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    how do I know that there are 100 grams?
    piece of shit
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    because I always give you more
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    how do I know that you are a piece of shit?
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    because you look like one
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    look the potatoes I am preparing ..
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    with real potatoes ..
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    it's not that frozen shit that eat
    a piece of shit like you
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    this one is a little more expensive
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    but this one easily deforms when heated
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    If you need to change the bulb .. si tiene que cambiar la boquilla, no la desenrosca nunca mas
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    hagame caso, por un poco mas llevase esta es mucho mejor
Title:
Un Cuento Chino
Video Language:
Spanish

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