Clubs Sicken Me!

If you've ever been to a club, you know exactly what I'm talking about -_-

http://www.youtube.com/higatv

-Hey guys, so I know what you're thinking...

Dang, Ryan's voice is so sexy right now.

Nope, I'm just sick.

In fact, I've been sick for a while now...

with Bieber Fe--[coughs]

Bieber Fev--

So I was gonna wait until I got my voice back

so I could film a video,

but it's not coming back. It's been like a week.

And I apologize in advance that this video makes no sense.

No, I don't need to apologize; I'm a grown man.

Sorry guys, I have a fever, I can't think straight.

Anyway, the reason why I think I got sick is because

I turned 21 on June 6 and I've been partying way too much.

Lately, I have been a cool kid.

You know how them cool kids do,

I've been drinking,

I've been going to clubs,

cat-daddying,

cursing left and right,

everything I do, I do it big.

No, but all jokes aside,

I have been going to clubs, not just my book club,

and let me tell you for all you kids out there

who aren't old enough to get in,

well, you're not missing out on much.

Clubs are not cool, they're sexist.

Girls don't have to wait in line;

they don't even need to pay to get in,

and they get free drinks.

You know what guys get?

A hard time.

And even when you finally get in, what can you do at clubs?

Meet people? No!

You can't even hear people because the music is so loud.

So what do you do then? Do you dance?

No! There's no room;

everybody's all rubbin' up against you

with their hairy arms and sweat and it's just so hot.

But at least you can get drinks, right? No!

You wait at a bar with 100 other people

and it takes forever to serve you,

and when you finally order, the drink costs like $10.

With that kind of money,

you could get like 20 tacos from Jack in the Box.

Ba da ba ba ba, that's the wrong slogan

So anyway, I'm done partying,

I will get back to my usual videos

as soon as my voice comes back.

Seriously though, I don't know

how I'm gonna do my teehee at the end

because I can't do it.

If you guys didn't know,

every single teehee in every video is different.

Just a fun little Nigahiga fact

that nobody really cares about,

but you know there's still gonna be all those people

who are going to all my different videos right now

and they're gonna pair all the teehees,

they're gonna grab every single one of the audio files,

bring them all together,

only to find that I was telling the truth

because they're all different, anyway, I'm done.

'Ey, yo, teehee.

[raspy voice]: Teehee!

I did my best.

Oh, you thought the video was over?

Captioned by SpongeSebastian

It is.