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-It’s the LFC-Factor
The search
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for
Jurgen Klopp’s
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replacement
Continues!
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Xabi from Leverkusen
-On behalf of myself and Liverpool fans everywhere
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You’re through to the next round!
-YES!
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-And he can speak Spanish - get in lad!
-Mikel from North L -
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-Wait wait wait - sorry, I thought this
was the auditions for the Barcelona job…
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I’ll see myself out…
-James from Brighton!
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-MILLY!
-How are we?
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-Pick me Jurgmeister! I’ll be player-manager
like Sir Kenny Dalglish was in the 80s!
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-Knowing you MIlly, you’ll be
player-manager INTO your 80s! HA!
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GIve him a contract John!
No John, please!!!
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-Why are you always begging me to
give James Milner a new contract?
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It’s not going to happen, Jurgen!
-Frank from the Job Centre
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-Which member of the stage crew dropped
the lighting rig on Frank Lampard?
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COME ON!!!
WHICH MEMBER OF THE STAGE CREW DROPPED
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THE LIGHTING RIG ON FRANK LAMPARD?!
-Brendan from Celtic…
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-I’ve sacked you once
already Brendan! - no chance!
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-What? But I’ve already told Mario Balotelli,
wee Philippe Coutinho and Welsh Xavi Joe Allen
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I’m bringing them back to the club!
Done deals and here we go!
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-De Zerbi from Brighton
-Ciao bambinos!
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-I know that’s you James
-Oh mamma mia
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-Erik from Manchester
-No! Please take him! He’s got all
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the makings of Jurgen Klopp 2.0!
-Klopp 2.0?
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-Are you having a laugh?
-How so?
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-Well, like Jurgen in 2013, Erik
is in need of a hair transplant…
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Tick!
-Ha
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-Like Jurgen in 2022
Erik almost won a
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quadruple…
-Erm…
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-What’s this guy been smoking
over there at The United Stand?
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-And like Jurgen in 2017, Erik could sign
you a world class right winger to replace Mo!
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Get in!
Damn. Bloody prats…
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Come on guys…
…next stop Barcelona
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-Steven from Saudi Arabia!
-Steven, after completely disastrous spells at
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Villa and El Whothefaq, why should we pick you?
-Erm, Because I’ve agreed to co-manage with
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another footballing hero from Liverpool!
-And who is that, Steven?
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-Erm, It’s one of my best mates who knows way
more about football than me! He’s an expert
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-It’s Jamie Carragher, nailed on.
-Smart move
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-That’s proper boss that!
-Let’s put them through to the next round.
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-YES!
-Steven and Wayne’s Liverpool army!
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-MAN CITY DON’T STAND A CHANCE!!!
-Jose, from the Job Centre!
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-I’ve also conquered Europe
Won the Premier League more than once
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(not mentioning any names)
I’m way better than Jurgen
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And I look less like a nonce
haha! Jose! Jose! Jose!
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-Imagine being managed by that egomaniac
-Imagine the amount of players he’d fall out with
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-Imagine the amount it would
cost to sack him in 3 years
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-NEXT!
-Wagner from Norwich!
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-You’re through to the next round my
best friend and best man at my wedding!
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-BOOM!
-Er, let’s not be too hasty about this Jurgen!
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-Naby Lad from Guinea
-Naby Lad!
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-How are we?
-Jurgen, I’d be the perfect replacement for you!
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-How so?
-Because like you,
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every time I make a run near the pitch
I pull a muscle…
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-Oh, I love you Naby Lad…
But no chance…
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-Xavi from Barcelona…
-We asked to see Xabi from Bayer Leverkusen,
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not Xavi from Barcelona.
-He gets my vote, Jurgen.
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-Really? Because of his tiki-taka style of
football and development of academy players?
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-Because he wouldn’t cost FSG a penny.
Xavi, you’re through to the next round!
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-JA! JA! JA!
-GET YOUR OWN CELEBRATION!
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You do know it’s going to cost you a
fortune in payments to referees right?
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-WHAT!?
-LIES!
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-Pep from the good side of Manchester
Hola! Me llamo Pep.
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-I know that’s you James
-Oh fiddlesticks
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-Knock it off with the Cosplay will ya!
-Join us in Summer 2024 for
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The Final
of
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the LFC
Factor!
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-Well done Darwin!
-Well done for what boss?
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-You didn’t miss the buzzer once. Boom!
