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(Jerry) Another cafe latte?
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(Cosmo) Hey, you better believe it
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(Jerry) Since when are you so trendy?
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(Cosmo) Hey, baby
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I set the trends.
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Who do you think started this whole cafe
latte?
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(Jerry) I don't recall you drinking cafe lattes?
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(Cosmo) I've been drinking cafe latte
since the fifth grade
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and I haven't looked back.
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(Jerry) Hey, you better finish your
little cafe latte there.
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They'll never let you in with it.
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(Cosmo) Why not?
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(Jerry) 'Cause they don't allow outside drinks
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into the movie.
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(Cosmo) Well, that's stupid.
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(Jerry) That's the rule.
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(Cosmo) Yeah, well, we'll just see if we can't
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get around that.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Excuse us.
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(Cosmo:) Coffee.
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(Cosmo in pain)
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(Employee) Hey. Hey. What's going on?
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What just happened here?
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(Cosmo) Nothing. Nothing.
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(Employee) What do you got?
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What are those, cafe latte in your shirt?
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(Cosmo) I don't have anything. What?
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Ask him.
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(Jerry motions drinking)
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(Employee) Alright, come on coffee boy.
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Bring it out. Bring it out.
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Come on. Here we go.
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Hey!
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(Jerry) Sorry, about that movie thing
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I was joking around.
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(Cosmo) Sorry? Are you kidding?
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You did me the biggest favor of my life.
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I spoke to a lawyer.
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We're suing for millions.
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(Jerry) Suing?
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What for?
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(Cosmo) The coffee was too hot.
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(Jerry) It's suppose to be hot.
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(Cosmo) Not that hot.
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(Cosmo) So, you know my friend and I
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we were going to the movies and
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we stopped off and bought this cafe latte.
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(Mr. Chiles) Oh, what is that like Italian coffee?
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(Cosmo) Yeah, that's right.
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(Mr. Chiles) Half milk, half coffee?
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(Cosmo) Yeah.
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(Mr. Chiles) You take a sip?
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(Cosmo) Yes, I did.
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(Mr. Chiles) Now, when you took the sip
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did you notice it was hot?
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Were you able to sip it
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in your normal fashion?
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(Cosmo) No, I wasn't able to sip it in my normal
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fashion.
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(Mr. Chiles) Alright, alright.
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You take big sips?
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(Cosmo) Well, I think I've taken normal sips.
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(Mr. Chisle) Okay, you take normal sips
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nothing wrong with that.
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Then what happened?
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(Cosmo) Well, you know, uh...
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They don't allow outside drinks in the
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movie theater.
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So, I had to put in my shirt to
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sneak it in.
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(Mr. Chisle) Yeah, see they like to sell their
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own coffee.
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(Cosmo) Now, is that going to be a problem?
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(Mr. Chiles) Yeah, its going to be a problem.
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It's going to be a problem for them.
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It's a clear violation of your rights
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as a consumer.
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It's an infringement on your
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constitutional rights.
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It's outrages. Egregious. Preposterous.
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(Cosmo) It's definitely preposterous.
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(Mr. Chiles) So, then what happened?
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(Cosmo) Well, uh...
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I was trying to get to my seat
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and I had to step over someone
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and I kind of got pushed
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and it spilled on me.
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(Mr. Chiles) Was there a top on it?
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(Cosmo) Yeah.
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(Mr. Chiles) Now, did you put the top on
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or did they put the top on for you?
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(Cosmo) No, they put the top on.
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(Mr. Chiles) And they made the top
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you didn't make the top, did you?
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Susie?
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I want you to go to Java world.
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Get me a cafe latte with a top.
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We gonna run some test on that top.
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Have you been to the doctor?
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(Cosmo) Uh, no. No. I haven't.
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(Mr. Chiles) Susie, call doctor Bison.
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Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer, here
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tell him its for me.
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(Cosmo) So, uh, what do you think Mr. Chiles?
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(Mr. Chiles) Jackie.
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(Cosmo) Jackie, I mean we got a chance?
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(Mr. Chiles) Do we have a chance?
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You get me one coffee drinker on that jury
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You going to walk outta there a rich man.
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You put the bomb on?
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(Mr. Chiles) Who told you to put the bomb on?
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I didn't tell you to put the bomb on.
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Why'd you put the bomb on?
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You haven't even been to see the doctor
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If you going to put the bomb on
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then doctor put the bomb on.
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(Cosmo) I guess I screwed up, huh Jackie?
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(Mr. Chiles) You damn right you screwed up.
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Where'd the hell you get that
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damn bomb anyway?
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(Cosmo) The maestro.
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(Mr. Chiles) The who?
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Who are you talking about maestro?
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(Cosmo) My friend, he's a conductor.
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(Mr. Chiles) Oh oh oh so a maestro
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tells you to put a bomb and you do it?
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(Cosmo) Well, my stomach was burning.
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I'll tell you what this is
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this is public humiliation.
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(Cosmo) Well, I didn't know the bomb was
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going to work.
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(Mr. Chiles) Do you know what a bomb is?
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You ever seen a bomb?
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Didn't you read the instructions?
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(Cosmo) Well, I was ...
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(Mr. Chiles) No one can tell what's a bomb
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going to do
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their unpredictable.
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(Cosmo) Well, I'm sorry Jackie.
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Pull over here driver
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this is it.
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(CEO) Gentlemen!
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Gentlemen, come in.
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Now, we don't want to take up
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much of your time.
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Let's make this short
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and sweet.
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We're prepared to offer you
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all the free coffee you want
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at any of our stores
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through out North America and
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Europe. Plus
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(Cosmo) I'll take it.
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(Mr. Chiles) I'll take it? I'll take it.
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Who told you to take it?
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Did I tell you to take it?
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(Cosmo) No.
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(Mr. Chiles) I know the maestro didn't tell you
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to take it. He wasn't there.
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(Cosmo) I thought we were lucky
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to get anything.
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Free coffee?
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(Cosmo) Yeah,
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(Mr. Chiles) I don't want free coffee.
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It's not hard to get coffee.
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I can get my own damn coffee.
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I wanted to hear what came after
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that plus.
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Well, I didn't hear any plus.
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(Mr. Chiles) Twenty years practice in law
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I never experienced anything like this.
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(Cosmo) Look, Java World.
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Hey listen, I'm going to get out here
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I'm going to get myself
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a free cafe latte.
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You can't put a limit on my cafe latte
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it says so right here
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and I don't want to get dirty looks
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when I come in here
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if I want a cafe latte, you get me
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a cafe latte and if I have any problems
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I'm going to get my lawyer
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Jackie Chiles down here
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you're going to be in really
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big trouble.
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(Jerry) Hey, hey, hey slow down Eddie
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what's the matter?
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(Cosmo) They're making faces at me
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cause I've had a couple of cafe latte
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But I'm entitled to them
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I can have as many cafe latte
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as I want. That was the settlement.
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(Jerry) That's it?
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(Cosmo) That's it. What? You want one George?
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I can get one for you.
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No problem. Jerry, you want one?
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Their delicious. My pleasure.
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(Jerry) You got to stop it.
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You're all hopped up on the caffine
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(Cosmo) Well, I feel like I'm talking
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a little fast, but it's very hard to tell.
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(Jerry) You're racing.
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Well, well I got things to do.
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I'll see you later. Bye.