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# Killing Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby - The Office US

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    - Radon test kit. Okay?
    I will be putting them everywhere.
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    And please don't throw these out.
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    (snapping)
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    This is a radon test kit.
    Please don't throw these out.
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    You'll see them all over the office.
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    - Toby has been leaving radon kits
    everywhere.
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    Like he owns the place.
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    The first time I threw mine away,
    I thought it was an ant trap.
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    But I figured I'd rather live with ants
    than with this creepy little disc.
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    Second time, I thought it was one of
    those -- you know the things you turn over
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    and moos. Like a cow thing.
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    But, upon closer examination it was
    another ant trap. So I threw it away.
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    And the third time, I did it out of spite.
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    (fart noises)
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    - Come on Michael, you're interrupting.
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    - You're kidding me? God!
    You say radon is silent but deadly
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    and then you expect me not to make
    farting noises with my mouth.
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    What is this?
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    - Sit down.
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    - You know what? We're not gonna to die
    of radon, we're gonna die of boredom.
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    (group laughs)
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    Right?
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    And if I had a gun with two bullets, and
    was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and
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    Toby. I would shoot Toby twice.
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    (group sighs)
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    - Okay. Alright.
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    - You were being really funny
    and then you went to far.
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    - I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby.
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    - No. That's still...
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    - Okay, geniuses. How would you do it?
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    - Curve the bullet like in my favorite
    James McAvoy film "Wanted".
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    - All that does is help you shoot
    around things. What does Bin Laden --
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    - Is there a curtain rod in the room?
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    - I don't know.
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    - How about make believe land as anything
    you want.
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    - Stanley please, this is serious.
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    - Is this the thing where they use
    an icicle so there's no evidence?
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    - Yes, we should stab Toby through
    the heart with an icicle.
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    - The whole two bullet thing is
    a red herring.
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    Here's how you do it: you line them all up
    and you take one bullet and shoot them all
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    through the throat,
    at the same time.
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    Watch this.
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    Phyllis, you're Hitler.
    Come up here.
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    Toby, you're Toby.
    Andy, you're Bin Laden.
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    Line up.
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    - I don't wanna do this.
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    - Toby just do it.
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    - Toby, come on.
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    - God!
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    - Ready?
    One bullet, and...
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    (gun shot noises)
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    (clapping)
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    - It worked.
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    (music)
Title:
# Killing Bin Laden, Hitler, and Toby - The Office US
Description:

What would the best way to kill them all at once be?

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:29

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