The best selfintroduction I ever seen! Secondhand Lions movie - Hub McCann speech

One of the best self introductions I ever seen!
The movie secondhand lions, Hub McCann gave a good lesson in some "fleas" that asked how him were...

Hey, old man,

how's that barbeque?

Give me some.

We're busy, boy.

Get lost, alright?

What did you say?

Here's a perfect example of what I've been talking about.

Since this boy was suckling on his momma's tit,

he's been given everything but discipline.

And now his idea of courage and manhood is to get together

with a bunch of punk friends

and ride around irritating folks...

too good natured to put a stop to it.

Hey, who do you think you are, huh?

- Just a dumb kid, Hub, don't kill him.
- Right.

I'm Hub McCann.

I fought in two World Wars and countless
smaller ones on three continents.

I led thousands of men into battle with everything
from horses and swords to artillery and tanks.

I've seen the headwaters of the Nile,

and tribes of natives that no white man
had ever seen before.

I've won and lost a dozen fortunes,

killed many men
and loved only one woman

with a passion a flea like you
could never begin to understand.

That's who I am.

Now, go home, boy!

We'll show these old bastards whose tough!

- Get out your knife.
- Yeah.

Now, boys..