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YOUTUBE IS NOT A JOB

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    [laughter]
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    But, really, I do love my job.
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    I just could use a break every once in a while.
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    Oh yeah.
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    Yeah, me too.
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    Yeah, me too.
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    Mmmm, yeah. Me too.
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    [chuckles] Right?
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    Hmmmm?
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    I mean, I love my job and all,
    but I could use a little vacation
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    every once in a while.
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    You're a YouTuber. You don't have a job.
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    Yeah, I do! I make movies!
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    Barely.
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    Do you have a schedule?
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    I mean, I wake up.
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    At noon.
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    [mutters] Jesus Christ.
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    I get a pay check! It's a job!
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    You make cat videos!
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    For money.
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    Ok, hold on.
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    Well, Jack, maybe if you're like
    one of those real YouTubers...
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    I'm sorry...?
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    Well, you know...like Tobuscus,
    Jenna Marbles, Smosh, PewDiePie...
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    Wait...what's a PewDiePie?
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    Oh, he plays video games and does silly voices.
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    And he makes money that way?
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    [laughs] Millions!
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    The point is, honey, you don't have a real job.
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    [Everyone agrees] I mean, seriously, cat videos?
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    He's a YouTube "Filmmaker".
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    Ok! Hold on!
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    Maybe I don't have a job in the traditional sense,
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    but I work damn hard!
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    And I don't make cat videos, alright?
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    I make art!
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    I take great pride in my work.
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    I put my blood, sweat, and tears into it.
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    In fact, I was going to show you guys my latest video
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    But I don't know if I want to anymore.
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    Oh, come on, Jack. Of course
    we want to see your video.
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    Don't we guys?
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    [all concur] Yeah, absolutely.
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    Yeah, we do want to see it.
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    Yeah.
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    Well, OK then.
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    I'm proud of this one.
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    Top ten farts.
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    Number Ten: Wet farts.
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    Number Nine: Farty farts!
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    Number Eight: Scary farts.
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    Number Fart: [fart sound]
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    Number what? I dunno.
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    Number Three: [more fart sounds]
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    Number Two: Weird farts.
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    Number One: Good ol' fartin'!
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    Wow...Jack. I'm so sorry. I was wrong about you.
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    Yeah, it's more than just cat videos, huh?
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    Pretty damn good.
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    JacksFilms
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    [music starts] Look me in the eyes...
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    Hey. Have you ever wanted to see me as Batman?
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    Well, now you can.
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    You see, the talented folks over
    at cinefix recreated an entire fight scene
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    from the movie "The Dark Knight Rises".
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    I play Batman.
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    Stupid Russian Olga Kay plays Cat Woman.
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    And idiot Brock Baker plays Bane.
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    Well, what are you waiting for?
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    Why don't you get your Cinefix
    by clicking my faceafix.
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    I'm not f*cking sorry.
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YOUTUBE IS NOT A JOB
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:49

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