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♪ [somber music] ♪
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[Nara] Carrow?
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[Nara] Carrow, are you here?
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I'm here.
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I...found Perf.
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He's just sitting there, getting drunker and
drunker with some lusty dwarven tart.
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Indulging in pleasures of the flesh.
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So glad I stayed celibate all those years.
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I spotted a mission in town.
I wasn't sure if you'd want to know.
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- Carrow?
- [angrily] What?
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I'm sorry.
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Aren't we all?
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[sighs]
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♪ [Trumpet fanfare; theme music] ♪
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[tavern sounds]
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You're Silver Tom.
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- You already knew that.
- I did not see you there.
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I was in the privy.
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I am a huge fan.
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[Perf] "The Fall of the Seventh Stone"--
I could recite the whole thing from heart.
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Oh, there's really no need--
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♪ And there they were, down to the last... ♪
♪ dum-de-dum-da-da-dum... ♪
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♪ And the dragon's toes were cold! ♪
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The what?
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Yeah...I never really got that line.
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"Their flagons, gilt with gold."
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That doesn't sound right.
Are you sure?
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- Am I--?
- [Perf, skeptically] "Flagons."
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Yes! It's about the ill-gotten spoils of war.
Not toes!
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"Flagons...gold..."?
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- How amazing!
- Yeah, I know; they're awesome...
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He's cool.
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Silver Tom.
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We talked. Good people.
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- So are you working on something?
- Gah!
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You are surprisingly stealthy
for a drunk man.
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They call me "The Yellow Shadow."
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Okay, they don't. But they could.
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I'm going to write that down.
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Oh, look. I've forgotten my quill.
I'll be right back.
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[Perf] So can I see it?
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Gah! What are you?
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Ohhhhh...
You're not allowed to talk to me, are you?
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Are you working on an epic?
Of course you're working on an epic!
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Who's not going to send Silver sodding Tom
out on some discount ballad?
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Yes. Highly confidential,
my inebriated friend.
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And I am exceedingly lucky
you will not remember this in the morning.
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- Wait...is anybody here in the epic?
- Look! A distraction!
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I don't see--ohhhh! Ha!
So sway! There's Silver Tom!
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- Hey, was that Silver Tom?
- [whispering] Yes, that was Silver Tom.
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Ahhh! [retches]
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[disgusted voice] Ohh!
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[in Orcish:]
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[Grellnock] Ohh!
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[intestinal rumbling; retches]
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[intestinal rumbling; retches]
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[Yart laughs]
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[intestinal rumbling; both retch]
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[intestinal rumbling; retches]
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[shouts of horror] Aaaahhh!
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[shouts of fear] Ohhh?
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[sighs of relief]
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[laughing]
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I am figuratively drowning in subplots.
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[slowly] You sme-ell naaice.
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♪ [upbeat jazzy music] ♪
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Oh, hi, Daggie. Is the bar closing?
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No, I got Miad slinging drinks.
♪ [music stops] ♪
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These guys quake! I mean, orcish wardrums,
satyrian rhythms...they're spectacular!
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Good ear!
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Hey, you guys quake!
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[Perf] They waved at me!
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We get all kinds of bards here.
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We're the hot new stop between
the Afterlands and the Wicked Kingdoms.
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You know, I haven't heard
music this good in years.
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Not since I left Westhaven.
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You know, when I was a kid, I always
wanted to run away and join a troupe,
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but then the magic showed up,
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and my parents sent me off to the Wizardium
for the tax break.
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[both chuckle]
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You know, I could see you as a bard.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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And I hear they make great lovers.
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[high-pitched] Oh! Well!
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[Perf] You know, I should probably be...
ooh...lying down for a while, actually.
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- I can help you with that.
- Yeah? Thank you.
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[Daggie] Okay. Okay.
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So. If I do nothing, the Kings kill him.
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But if I intervene, then the Guild
rejects my account.
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Well, right there is why I'm an independent.
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You don't need Bards' College
to be a bard, girl.
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Well, most places won't hire you
unless you're Guild.
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So? Write your own version.
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If yours is the only one available,
they'll have to pick it up.
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Look--who's history written by?
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As long as you don't break the Grand Tenet,
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and you don't become a character
in your own story, you're golden.
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Look, if it got out how many Guild epics
started out as specs,
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they wouldn't be able to fill their school.
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So...your epic got a name?
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JourneyQuest.
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We'll call that a working title.
[sniffs]
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What can I get you?
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I'll have a tall ale.
With a side of dat ass.
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- You care to repeat that?
- I am so sorry. [Wren chuckles]
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- I clearly had too much to drink.
- Yeah.
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[Miad] You didn't get to finish your song.
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Oh. I only have Guild standards.
I don't have recital rights.
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[Miad] Oh, rut the Guild!
Get up there and sing!
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Go on.
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[Miad laughs]
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[Daggie whispers] There you go.
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[Perf] Oh! Oh, this is really nice!
Are all your rooms just like this?
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[Daggie laughs nervously]
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I haven't slept in a real bed in...
I don't even remember.
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- [Daggie] There you go.
- [Perf] Thank you. You're so nice.
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[Daggie] Oh. Well, a girl tries.
[both laugh]
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Well. My grandmother said
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a man would miss an axe in the eye
if you didn't point it out to him,
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so I'll speak it plain.
[clears throat; sighs]
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I would really like
to start kissing you now.
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- Clarification?
- Mm-hm?
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[Perf] You want to...[gestures]
...with me?
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That's what I've been hinting at
since you got here. Yes.
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- Me?
- You.
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You're just so skinny.
I bet I could count every rib.
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And I mean to try! [laughs]
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[Daggie] So...what do you say,
Longshanks?
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[Perf] I am extremely flattered.
And, I mean, even curious.
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[Daggie] But...?
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Yes?
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Well, let's get started!
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[Perf] Whoa! You're really strong!
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[Daggie] Yeah. It runs in the family.
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[rips Perf's robe]
[Daggie] Meat Henge! Kinky!
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[kissing sounds]
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- [Daggie] Your beard tickles! [giggles]
- [Perf] So does yours.
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[kissing sounds]
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[Sword] I don't want to spoil the mood
or anything, but I will kill you.
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- I will kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you--
- [Perf] Shhh!
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- [Sword whispers] --kill you, kill you,
kill you, kill you.
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[Glorion] ♪ Huzzah! ♪
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What a revitalizing encounter!
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Oh, sod this!
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[Glorion] I've never killed an ogre before.
My honor grows by the day.
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- [Roderick] It wasn't that impressive.
- What was that?
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- I said I feel so safe with you.
- As well you should.
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And I shall be even more formidable once
my sword is rightfully in my possession.
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[Roderick] The world is a safer place
with you in it.
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[Glorion] Enough simpering flattery,
Roderick. Adventure awaits!
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Perf can't be far ahead of us.
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[Roderick] I don't feel sorry for him
at all.
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[Glorion] Come along, Roderick!
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[slowly] I have glu-ten aller-zhee.
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[Director] Cut.
[laughter]
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So there's some moments in Season Three
where Carrow's eyes go all-black,
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when that id, or whatever you want to call
it, really comes into play,
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and that darkness that is slowly enveloping
him becomes more of a thing.
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That's done sort of visually
by having black eyeballs.
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And I was like, you know,
"Let's do the sclera lenses,"
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like a big old suction cup
(pop!) on your eyeballs.
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That's cool, but also, [secretively]
maybe I'd get to keep some sclera lenses.
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And that's kind of neat.
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But I kept on advocating this to Tony Becerra,
and he was not having it.
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The crazy thing we had
for Carrow this season is
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we had these all-black lenses,
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which was Brian Lewis'
suggestion for that.
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Unfortunately, the amount of time
we had scheduled wasn't safe.
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It was a health...it didn't work for just
having those lenses in for that amount of time.
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So we were very happy with the VFX
Adam Harum was able to do for us
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from [unintelligible] and I think
they look amazing.
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One of the things that I found
really interesting this season is
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the orcs had a complete redesign
in terms of their overall effects.
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I was delighted I actually got ears
this time around.
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This season, actually in this room,
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all of the orcs got together here
with some of the makeup team.
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They did complete body-casts of our faces
and built them out for us individually.
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There's a lot more detailing,
there's a lot more wear...
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they're just building off our own faces
and then building exaggerations off of them.
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It was really, really cool.
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Just being able to move and express with it
was much easier this time around.
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We actually had to cut a number of scenes
with the orcs
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in order to make the timeline
and the shooting schedule work.
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As it was written, the script picked up
where Season Two left off,
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with the orcs going into
the Temple of All Dooms,
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which was in the process of being looted
by its employees.
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Grellnock and Yart try to convince Rilk,
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"Ah, we did our best;
time to go back to the tribe."
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Rilk then says, "Do you have a library?
Is there a library in the temple?"
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And in the library is where they find
a spellbook,
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some magic items that allow them
to catch up to the party,
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and where Rilk finds an Orcish-English
phrasebook that he uses
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to start learning the language
in case he should run into Wren again.
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The Temple of All Dooms was just
one more set that we couldn't afford,
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and I rewrote the scene so that
all that information was kind of hinted at
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once they had arrived.
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So all of the orcs,
when we're given our scripts,
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we have them in English,
we have them in Orcish, written,
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and then we also have a phonetic
breakdown of the Orcish.
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More what we're doing is running
through it in Orcish and just getting
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any pronunciation corrections [laughs]
that we need, which are always many.
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Nobody speaks Orcish the same way in this.
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You get to see some
characters that you know,
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in this season, speak Orcish, that you
haven't heard speak it as much in the past,
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and they don't sound necessarily like
any of the rest of us
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that you've heard speak that way a lot.
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He has been on this quest for a long time.
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He's been in love with this woman,
who won't give him the time of day,
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for a very long time.
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It's less about his attraction to her
in return, which obviously is there;
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it's more about being looked at like a person
for the first time in a long time.
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He's more than just
this unwilling Chosen One;
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he's a human.
He's a person who has feelings.
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[sound of potion vials clinking]
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