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JourneyQuest S03E04 – "Stupid Humie Magic"

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    ♪ [somber music] ♪
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    [Nara] Carrow?
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    [Nara] Carrow, are you here?
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    I'm here.
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    I...found Perf.
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    He's just sitting there, getting drunker and
    drunker with some lusty dwarven tart.
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    Indulging in pleasures of the flesh.
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    So glad I stayed celibate all those years.
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    I spotted a mission in town.
    I wasn't sure if you'd want to know.
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    - Carrow?
    - [angrily] What?
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    I'm sorry.
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    Aren't we all?
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    [sighs]
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    ♪ [Trumpet fanfare; theme music] ♪
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    [tavern sounds]
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    You're Silver Tom.
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    - You already knew that.
    - I did not see you there.
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    I was in the privy.
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    I am a huge fan.
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    [Perf] "The Fall of the Seventh Stone"--
    I could recite the whole thing from heart.
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    Oh, there's really no need--
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    ♪ And there they were, down to the last... ♪
    ♪ dum-de-dum-da-da-dum... ♪
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    ♪ And the dragon's toes were cold! ♪
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    The what?
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    Yeah...I never really got that line.
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    "Their flagons, gilt with gold."
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    That doesn't sound right.
    Are you sure?
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    - Am I--?
    - [Perf, skeptically] "Flagons."
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    Yes! It's about the ill-gotten spoils of war.
    Not toes!
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    "Flagons...gold..."?
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    - How amazing!
    - Yeah, I know; they're awesome...
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    He's cool.
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    Silver Tom.
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    We talked. Good people.
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    - So are you working on something?
    - Gah!
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    You are surprisingly stealthy
    for a drunk man.
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    They call me "The Yellow Shadow."
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    Okay, they don't. But they could.
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    I'm going to write that down.
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    Oh, look. I've forgotten my quill.
    I'll be right back.
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    [Perf] So can I see it?
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    Gah! What are you?
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    Ohhhhh...
    You're not allowed to talk to me, are you?
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    Are you working on an epic?
    Of course you're working on an epic!
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    Who's not going to send Silver sodding Tom
    out on some discount ballad?
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    Yes. Highly confidential,
    my inebriated friend.
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    And I am exceedingly lucky
    you will not remember this in the morning.
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    - Wait...is anybody here in the epic?
    - Look! A distraction!
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    I don't see--ohhhh! Ha!
    So sway! There's Silver Tom!
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    - Hey, was that Silver Tom?
    - [whispering] Yes, that was Silver Tom.
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    Ahhh! [retches]
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    [disgusted voice] Ohh!
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    [in Orcish:]
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    [Grellnock] Ohh!
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    [intestinal rumbling; retches]
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    [intestinal rumbling; retches]
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    [Yart laughs]
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    [intestinal rumbling; both retch]
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    [intestinal rumbling; retches]
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    [shouts of horror] Aaaahhh!
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    [shouts of fear] Ohhh?
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    [sighs of relief]
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    [laughing]
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    I am figuratively drowning in subplots.
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    [slowly] You sme-ell naaice.
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    ♪ [upbeat jazzy music] ♪
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    Oh, hi, Daggie. Is the bar closing?
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    No, I got Miad slinging drinks.
    ♪ [music stops] ♪
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    These guys quake! I mean, orcish wardrums,
    satyrian rhythms...they're spectacular!
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    Good ear!
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    Hey, you guys quake!
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    [Perf] They waved at me!
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    We get all kinds of bards here.
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    We're the hot new stop between
    the Afterlands and the Wicked Kingdoms.
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    You know, I haven't heard
    music this good in years.
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    Not since I left Westhaven.
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    You know, when I was a kid, I always
    wanted to run away and join a troupe,
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    but then the magic showed up,
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    and my parents sent me off to the Wizardium
    for the tax break.
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    [both chuckle]
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    You know, I could see you as a bard.
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    - Yeah?
    - Yeah.
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    And I hear they make great lovers.
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    [high-pitched] Oh! Well!
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    [Perf] You know, I should probably be...
    ooh...lying down for a while, actually.
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    - I can help you with that.
    - Yeah? Thank you.
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    [Daggie] Okay. Okay.
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    So. If I do nothing, the Kings kill him.
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    But if I intervene, then the Guild
    rejects my account.
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    Well, right there is why I'm an independent.
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    You don't need Bards' College
    to be a bard, girl.
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    Well, most places won't hire you
    unless you're Guild.
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    So? Write your own version.
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    If yours is the only one available,
    they'll have to pick it up.
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    Look--who's history written by?
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    As long as you don't break the Grand Tenet,
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    and you don't become a character
    in your own story, you're golden.
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    Look, if it got out how many Guild epics
    started out as specs,
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    they wouldn't be able to fill their school.
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    So...your epic got a name?
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    JourneyQuest.
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    We'll call that a working title.
    [sniffs]
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    What can I get you?
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    I'll have a tall ale.
    With a side of dat ass.
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    - You care to repeat that?
    - I am so sorry. [Wren chuckles]
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    - I clearly had too much to drink.
    - Yeah.
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    [Miad] You didn't get to finish your song.
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    Oh. I only have Guild standards.
    I don't have recital rights.
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    [Miad] Oh, rut the Guild!
    Get up there and sing!
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    Go on.
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    [Miad laughs]
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    [Daggie whispers] There you go.
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    [Perf] Oh! Oh, this is really nice!
    Are all your rooms just like this?
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    [Daggie laughs nervously]
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    I haven't slept in a real bed in...
    I don't even remember.
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    - [Daggie] There you go.
    - [Perf] Thank you. You're so nice.
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    [Daggie] Oh. Well, a girl tries.
    [both laugh]
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    Well. My grandmother said
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    a man would miss an axe in the eye
    if you didn't point it out to him,
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    so I'll speak it plain.
    [clears throat; sighs]
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    I would really like
    to start kissing you now.
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    - Clarification?
    - Mm-hm?
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    [Perf] You want to...[gestures]
    ...with me?
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    That's what I've been hinting at
    since you got here. Yes.
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    - Me?
    - You.
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    You're just so skinny.
    I bet I could count every rib.
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    And I mean to try! [laughs]
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    [Daggie] So...what do you say,
    Longshanks?
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    [Perf] I am extremely flattered.
    And, I mean, even curious.
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    [Daggie] But...?
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    Yes?
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    Well, let's get started!
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    [Perf] Whoa! You're really strong!
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    [Daggie] Yeah. It runs in the family.
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    [rips Perf's robe]
    [Daggie] Meat Henge! Kinky!
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    [kissing sounds]
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    - [Daggie] Your beard tickles! [giggles]
    - [Perf] So does yours.
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    [kissing sounds]
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    [Sword] I don't want to spoil the mood
    or anything, but I will kill you.
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    - I will kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you--
    - [Perf] Shhh!
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    - [Sword whispers] --kill you, kill you,
    kill you, kill you.
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    [Glorion] ♪ Huzzah! ♪
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    What a revitalizing encounter!
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    Oh, sod this!
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    [Glorion] I've never killed an ogre before.
    My honor grows by the day.
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    - [Roderick] It wasn't that impressive.
    - What was that?
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    - I said I feel so safe with you.
    - As well you should.
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    And I shall be even more formidable once
    my sword is rightfully in my possession.
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    [Roderick] The world is a safer place
    with you in it.
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    [Glorion] Enough simpering flattery,
    Roderick. Adventure awaits!
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    Perf can't be far ahead of us.
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    [Roderick] I don't feel sorry for him
    at all.
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    [Glorion] Come along, Roderick!
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    [slowly] I have glu-ten aller-zhee.
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    [Director] Cut.
    [laughter]
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    So there's some moments in Season Three
    where Carrow's eyes go all-black,
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    when that id, or whatever you want to call
    it, really comes into play,
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    and that darkness that is slowly enveloping
    him becomes more of a thing.
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    That's done sort of visually
    by having black eyeballs.
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    And I was like, you know,
    "Let's do the sclera lenses,"
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    like a big old suction cup
    (pop!) on your eyeballs.
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    That's cool, but also, [secretively]
    maybe I'd get to keep some sclera lenses.
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    And that's kind of neat.
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    But I kept on advocating this to Tony Becerra,
    and he was not having it.
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    The crazy thing we had
    for Carrow this season is
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    we had these all-black lenses,
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    which was Brian Lewis'
    suggestion for that.
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    Unfortunately, the amount of time
    we had scheduled wasn't safe.
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    It was a health...it didn't work for just
    having those lenses in for that amount of time.
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    So we were very happy with the VFX
    Adam Harum was able to do for us
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    from [unintelligible] and I think
    they look amazing.
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    One of the things that I found
    really interesting this season is
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    the orcs had a complete redesign
    in terms of their overall effects.
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    I was delighted I actually got ears
    this time around.
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    This season, actually in this room,
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    all of the orcs got together here
    with some of the makeup team.
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    They did complete body-casts of our faces
    and built them out for us individually.
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    There's a lot more detailing,
    there's a lot more wear...
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    they're just building off our own faces
    and then building exaggerations off of them.
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    It was really, really cool.
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    Just being able to move and express with it
    was much easier this time around.
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    We actually had to cut a number of scenes
    with the orcs
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    in order to make the timeline
    and the shooting schedule work.
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    As it was written, the script picked up
    where Season Two left off,
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    with the orcs going into
    the Temple of All Dooms,
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    which was in the process of being looted
    by its employees.
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    Grellnock and Yart try to convince Rilk,
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    "Ah, we did our best;
    time to go back to the tribe."
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    Rilk then says, "Do you have a library?
    Is there a library in the temple?"
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    And in the library is where they find
    a spellbook,
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    some magic items that allow them
    to catch up to the party,
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    and where Rilk finds an Orcish-English
    phrasebook that he uses
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    to start learning the language
    in case he should run into Wren again.
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    The Temple of All Dooms was just
    one more set that we couldn't afford,
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    and I rewrote the scene so that
    all that information was kind of hinted at
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    once they had arrived.
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    So all of the orcs,
    when we're given our scripts,
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    we have them in English,
    we have them in Orcish, written,
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    and then we also have a phonetic
    breakdown of the Orcish.
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    More what we're doing is running
    through it in Orcish and just getting
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    any pronunciation corrections [laughs]
    that we need, which are always many.
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    Nobody speaks Orcish the same way in this.
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    You get to see some
    characters that you know,
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    in this season, speak Orcish, that you
    haven't heard speak it as much in the past,
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    and they don't sound necessarily like
    any of the rest of us
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    that you've heard speak that way a lot.
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    He has been on this quest for a long time.
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    He's been in love with this woman,
    who won't give him the time of day,
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    for a very long time.
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    It's less about his attraction to her
    in return, which obviously is there;
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    it's more about being looked at like a person
    for the first time in a long time.
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    He's more than just
    this unwilling Chosen One;
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    he's a human.
    He's a person who has feelings.
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    [sound of potion vials clinking]
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JourneyQuest S03E04 – "Stupid Humie Magic"
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