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The Pun Doctor | Foil Arms and Hog

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    Hello Doctor.
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    Would you like to take a seat?
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    No thanks i have plenty at home.
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    Okay well if you know anyone I'm really trying to get rid 
    of them.
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    I'll keep it in mind.
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    Well listen thank you
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    for seeing me it's such short notice.
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    Oh well you're in luck
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    I don't have any patients right now.
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    Oh really I wasn't aware
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    Sit down will you?
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    Sure sorry.
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    Let's take a look at your bloods.
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    Oh
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    a virus
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    Really?
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    Well it's an old computer I wouldn't worry
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    Yeah what about my bloods?
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    I just want to get you to fill this in for me please.
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    Name five symptoms of syphilis?
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    Sorry what's this?
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    It's an STI test.
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    I don't, I don't have time for this
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    I want to discuss my health.
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    Are you suffering from any discomfort at the moment?
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    Yes this chair is digging into my spine.
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    Why do you think I'm trying to get rid of them?
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    I've got this red patch of itchy skin.
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    I don't want to be making any rash decisions.
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    Did you see my x-ray?
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    Yes I spoke to Ray on Tuesday.
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    He's a lovely guy. I don't know why you guys broke up?
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    Can we just focus on me?
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    Okay well I'll have a look at your chart.
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    Great
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    I have it.
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    These waters are too shallow for your vessel.
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    I don't see the point in any of this.
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    We should check your eyesight that could be the problem.
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    Okay I'd just like you to read this
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    chart for me over here please.
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    I can't make out anything
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    at all, sorry.
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    Well it's not your eyes.
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    Well look I'm really worried about this Covid thing.
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    Any loss of breath?
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    Yes
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    Every time I breathe out
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    It's gone.
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    Any loss of taste?
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    I've been listening to a lot of Harry Styles.
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    hmm
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    Open your mouth.
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    Say ah
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    Ahhhh
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    Say Oooh
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    Ooooh
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    Well you can't sing.
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    Do you have a history of smoking?
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    No
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    It's an excellent read.
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    It chronicles everything about smoking from the first
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    cigarette made to the modern day lawsuits
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    I mean it's an absolute page turner.
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    Doctor can I please just get the vaccine?
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    Sure I just need an emergency contact number?
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    It's uh nine
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    nine
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    nine
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    Oh same as mine.
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    So I can give you the jab today?
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    But you'll have to come back in two weeks
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    for the right hook
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    This has been a complete waste of my time.
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    Why don't i prescribe some topical cream?
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    What is it?
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    Well it's the cream that everyone
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    is talking about right now.
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    What does it do?
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    I don't know they were all talking the same time.
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    Couldn't hear a thing.
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    Okay I'm leaving.
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    That'll be 50 euro please.
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    50 euro? That's complete robbery.
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    Okay I'll accept 30 euro
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    but I couldn't let the chairs go for anything less
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    I'm not interested in your stinking chairs.
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    Doomdah!
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    Thank you very very much for watching
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    Drive engagement
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    I'm a doctor
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    Yes yes.
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    I have a stethoscope
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    That makes me a doctor
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    I know
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    We also have a PATREON.
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    Where we put
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    bonus sketches that we wouldn't put out on our Youtube channel
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    for instance
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    Why because they're too good?
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    Yeah
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    Far too good.
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    Way too good.
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    That makes business sense.
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    Yeah
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    Doomdah
Title:
The Pun Doctor | Foil Arms and Hog
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:33

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