Childbirth Class - SNL

>>> OKAY.
WELCOME TO CHILDBIRTH CLASS.

MY NAME IS JANELLE.
I'M HERE AS A GUIDE THROUGH THIS

VERY SPECIAL TIME.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE IN

THIS SAFE PLACE.
>> I'LL START.

HI, I'M AMY AND HONESTLY, MY
BODY FEELS LIKE A MESS.

I FEEL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
>> OH, HONEY, YOU'RE DOING

GREAT.
>> HI, I'M HEATHER.

LATELY I DON'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF
IN THE MIRROR.

>> BABE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
>> DONALD, DON'T.

>> OKAY.
DISA AND MAGNUS, AND HOW ARE YOU

DOING?
>> OH, HI.

I GUESS I'M LIKE THESE WOMEN
SAID, I'M FEELING HOW DO YOU SAY

IN ENGLISH, CUTE?
>> YOU SAID YOU'RE FEELING CUTE?

>> SORRY.
SHE LEARNED ENGLISH ON

INSTAGRAM.
SHE'S BEEN FEELING, HOW YOU SAY,

SEXY AS HELL, SO TO SAY.
>> YEAH.

SEXY AS HELL IS HOW I FEEL.
SORRY I SAID CUTE WHEN I MEANT

SEXY AS HELL.
MY SISTERS, WE ARE THE SAME.

I LOVE YOU.
>> SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?

>> ICELAND.
DISA AND I ARE HERE ON LIP

SYNCING VISAS.
>> WHAT ARE LIP SYNCING VISAS?

>> YOU KNOW, THE LIP SIRNGING.
TO DO AN EXAMPLE.

♪ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE
WHEN I'M ON YOU

BUT I LIKE IT ♪♪♪
>> WOW.

VERY TALENTED.
DADS, HOW IS THE PREGNANCY GOING

FOR YOU GUYS?
>> I'M KIND OF SCARED.

WILL I EVEN BE A GOOD DAD?
>> I FEEL YOU.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR
THIS.

>> FOR SURE, MY DUDES.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

MOSTLY I'VE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
EVERY DAY AND WATCHING MY WIFE

GET HOTTER.
EATING GODIVA TRUFFLES AND

MAKING MEGA GAINS AT THE GYM.
READY TO FATHER.

READY TO RAISE A GENIUS.
MAXIMUM EFFORT.

SKY'S THE LIMIT ON DADDING.
>> YEAH.

NOT WHERE I'M AT, AT ALL.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONE IS IN

DIFFERENT PLACES.
HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING EXERCISE?

FRESH AIR?
>> I USED TO DO YOGA FOUR TIMES

A WEEK BUT NOW JUST WALKING UP
THE STAIRS IS HARD.

>> I'M LIKE, IS THIS EVEN MY
BODY?

I WANT TO LAY DOWN ALL THE TIME.
>> MY GIRLS, I FEEL YOU.

LUCKY I HAVE REALLY EASY
EXERCISE FOR PREGNANT.

SO, HAVE YOU TRIED?
HAVE YOU TRIED?

HAVE YOU, HAVE YOU, HAVE YOU
TRIED?

HAVE YOU?
MA, MA, MA, HAVE YOUR TRIED?

>> NO.
>> YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE.

>> NOW LET'S TALK INTIMACY.
>> WE DON'T HAVE THAT.

>> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE
SEX THIS FAR ALONG.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY --
>> NO, YOU CAN'T.

>> US TOO BUT WE FIND OTHER WAYS
TO CONNECT.

WHAT IS IT CALLED?
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN HE, HOW

YOU SAY, SLIDE INSIDE?
>> SEX?

>> YES.
OUR FAVORITE.

>> THE SESSIONS ARE LONG AND
WIFE IS VERY PLEASED.

HAVE MY DUDES TRIED THIS?
>> YOU DON'T TO HAVE DEMONSTRATE

IT.
>> HAVE YOU TRIED?

>> HAVE YOU TRIED?
>> HAVE YOU TRIED, MY DUDES?

>> OKAY, YOU GUYS.
YOU'VE SHARED A LOT.

SO LET'S OPEN IT UP TO THE REST
OF THE GROUP.

>> OW, OW, IT HURTS.
>> DO YOU WANT TO TELL HER?

>> SAFE SPACE, RIGHT?
>> UNTIL TODAY.

>> I'VE BEEN GAINING LOTS OF
WEIGHT IN MY BUTT BUT IT'S NOT,

LIKE, FAT.
MAGNUS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS

HAPPENING TO MY BUTT?
>> JUICE.

HER BUTT IS BECOMING VERY JUICY.
I LIKE IT SO MUCH.

>> BECAUSE WHAT IF I HAVE THE
BABY AND MY BUTT STOPS BEING

JUICY?
>> THEN IT WILL GO BACK TO HOW

IT WAS BEFORE.
LIKE REALLY FIT AND TONED.

IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE BASKETBALL
BUTT.

>> BUT LOOK HOW I HAVE THAT
BUTT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
I NEVER EXERCISE.

MA'AM?
AFTER BIRTH, WHAT EVEN IS MY

BUTT?
>> LET'S ALL EXCHANGE CONTACT

INFORMATION SO WE CAN KEEP YOU
INFORMED AFTER THE BIRTH.

>> INFORMED ON WHAT YOUR WIFE'S
BUTT WILL BE

I'M DOWN.
>> YEAH.

AND US GIRLS, TOO.
I WANT TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF

THE BABIES.
>> WAIT.

YOU'RE HAVING TWINS?
>> TRIPLETS.

>> THERE'S THREE OF MY DUDES IN
THERE.

>> NOW, I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M
ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN JAIL