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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Ooh, one of them is, like,
a horse and...
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-Mm. That could be fun.
[ Knock on door ]
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-Hey, you guys ready
to meet with Rami?
-
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
-
-Send him in, totally.
Rami.
-
-What's up, fellas?
-Rami!
-
-Have a seat.
-How are you guys? Pretty good?
-
-Yeah, yeah.
-Doing good.
-
-Buddy. How's it going?
-Good. How you doing?
-
-Oh, good.
-Good, dude.
-
-Yeah. First time hosting "SNL."
-
How's it going?
-Yeah, exciting, right?
-
-I'm almost through
the first week.
-
-Yeah.
-And the whole time,
-
I-I feel like I've been on
good behavior.
-
-Yeah, dude, you've been --
you've been killing it, man.
-
-Yeah, yeah.
-[ Chuckles ]
-
-So it feels like
I deserve a treat.
-
-What's that?
-
-A treat
for being on good behavior --
-
you know,
like a cookie or a toy.
-
-Oh, yeah.
-
-It just feels like,
if there's no reward,
-
why should I be
on good behavior at all?
-
-Um, that's a good --
that's a good question.
-
-Right. Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
-
-How about my -- my mouse pad?
-Ben's mouse pad!
-
-That could be fun, right?
-You like that.
-
-And I'll
put that in my house.
-
-Yeah.
Hey, we have this idea for you.
-
-I'd like another treat.
-Mnh.
-
-Man, I don't know if we have
more treats for you, okay?
-
-Seriously, dude.
-Fine.
-
Well, in that case, I guess
I'll just be on bad behavior.
-
-Rami!
-Are you [bleep] kidding me,
-
Mr. Robot?
-Come on, man!
-
-Rami, no.
-Rami, no.
-
-No, no!
-Rami!
-
-Oh, my God.
-Don't go in the fridge.
-
-No.
-No.
-
-Is this your food?
-
-Do not touch that tortellini.
-Don't touch, Rami.
-
-Oh!
-Oh, my God.
-
-I want more treats.
-
-No.
-Unh-unh, Rami.
-
-Unh-unh, Rami Malek.
-Oh, my God.
-
-He's just...
-I could hit him.
-
-We promised never.
-
-A song can be a treat.
-A song?
-
-♪ I know
when that hotline bling ♪
-
♪ That can only mean one thing ♪
-
-Rami, I'm gonna freak out --
-
-No!
-Ohh!
-
-Be careful.
-Rami.
-
-Do not touch the roof.
-Give me more treats!
-
-Oh, sure.
I'll give you a treat.
-
Give you a one-way trip to hell.
-Martin, no.
-
-No, I'm thinking about it.
-Don't do that.
-
-But I'm honestly thinking
about it.
-
-Don't.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-
-Why are you acting like this?
-
♪♪
-
-Because I'm scared.
-
"SNL" is almost over,
and after this,
-
I'm going to have to go out
into the real world.
-
-Rami, sweetheart,
you're going to do great.
-
-But I'm really
going to miss you guys.
-
-You're going to make
so many new friends.
-
-And we'll still be here
for you.
-
So what do you say you just...
-
-Oh!
-Come on, man!
-
-Oh, my God.
-I knew I should've shot him.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
