Petty Romance 2010 (쩨쩨한 로맨스) Full Movie (Eng Subs)

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Cartoonist Jeong-bae gets rejected every time he tries to sell his work.
One day when he got rejected, Jeong-bae sees a prize for an adult cartoon contest. He eventually tries to find a story writer for his new 'adult' comic.
Da-ram, who screws every work that she has to do, is kicked out from her company. While finding a new job, she is interviewed by Jeong-bae. Attracted by this huge amount of prize money, Da-ram starts to write a scenario for Jeong-bae.
This is the making film of Da-ram and Jeong-bae's adult comic. The petty romance that nobody saw before will be start.

So, you're trying to gain
the upper hand in the deal

By not calling me back

What cheeky bastards!

The ball's on my side now.

Remember 3 years of blood and sweat
that went into this masterpiece.

Minimum 20% for independent volumes.

30% for exclusive
distribution rights.

I'm here to see Mr. Park.

He's over there.

Thank you.

Jackass!

Enjoying your afternoon
slacking off?

Sir, please!

Don't read rubbish like this
and get your acts together!

A Man Called Killer

Is this supposed to be
philosophical literature?

I think you drew something
other than comics.

Who did this?

Who the fuck did this?

Who are you?

Was it you? Or you?

- Who the hell are you?
- Hey!

Don't touch me! What!
I said don't touch me!

How dare you!

Do you know how I made this?

Let go!
3 years of my life

How dare you use it
as scrap paper?

Who the hell did this?

Let go, bastards!

PETTY ROMANCE

They say virgins are
becoming extinct

in reality, there are a tons of women
over thirty who've never had sex.

You don't agree with me?

Then, close your eyes and go over
the faces of each of your friends.

Still, no?

Then, you have no friends.

These women may fall into
one of three categories.

Category one,

Women with zero
sexual appeal for men...

That's just lame!

It's so boring, it kills me.

Category one,

Women with cursed
body shapes

That they can go shopping
naked and no one takes notice.

Why did you write
your own thoughts

when you know nothing about sex?

I told you to copy from books.

I went from the Kinsey Report to
Kama Sutra, from cover to cover.

I don't care.
You're fired as of this moment.

You can't do that!

You've only just offered the job.

You're lowering the quality
of our magazine.

There is no quality to begin with!

Fine. I'll stick to your
instructions from now on.

Too late now.

Mr. Editor...

The "coogar's guide to
host club" feature?

I just need to put a period on it.

Actually, I'm doing that right now.

- Hey!
-...as we speak.

I'm not finished!

"Promissory Note".

This money wasn't borrowed

but given as remuneration for
1 0 year loan of this painting.

Are you suggesting I'm lying to you?

On you, the only son
of my dear friend?

After the upcoming retrospective,

I was thinking about putting
the painting up for sale.

No.

I sympathize with the fact

that it's the only painting
your father left you but...

I said no!

I won't trade it for money

or for rest of his collection!

If that's how you feel,
bring me the repayment.

How come you didn't
tell me about this earlier?

I assumed you already knew.

It's been ten years.

Do you know how proud
he was of you?

Saying you'll be a greater
painter than himself.

So, I need to pay you back
by October 1 7?

Pathetic isn't he, your son?

Let me give you a piece of
advice as a friend.

You need to get yourself
a story writer.

Do you understand?

Hear me out, man.

Why is Min-ho taking so long?

It's fucking annoying just
hearing his fucking name!

Winning award after award,
of course, he is fucking busy.

- Hey, man.
- My dear friends.

What's up?

- Have a drink.
- What happened to your last piece?

Your masterpiece of 3 years.

They're not very
excited about it?

Didn't I tell you to change the title?

A Man Called Killer.
It's quite embarrassing.

It sounds like a bad imitation of
"A Man Called God".

Maybe it's time
you consider a different career.

Maybe it's not the right path for you.

Hae-ryong got his
real estate license.

Sure did.

Don't let that go to waste.
As for Jeong Bae...

He's... got looks.

Now that everyone is here,
let me make an announcement.

The reason I asked you to
come was because

we're launching
a new adult comic line.

It's an open competition
on the subject of sex.

You called me out for that?

To create an adult comic?
Me?

Why not? "Tazza", "City Hunter"
are all adult comics.

My ass! I'm going.

- Bye.
- Just hear me out.

You gotta be kidding.

Let him leave. He's busy.

Listen to me carefully.

This is a global project.

Cooperative effort by
Korea, US, France and Japan.

Cut to the chase.

There'll be one grand prize winner
for each country.

The winning comic will be published
on the 4 countries websites

with a manuscript fee of
3 mil Won per month!

Fuck me hard!

And there is prize money
of USD 1 00,000 at stake.

That's 1 30 mill Won!

If you can't believe me,
you can go.

The deadline is August 31.

End of August?

Winners will be announced
by end of September.

End of September.

Still listening?

The true gem of this project is

that the grand prize winner
from each country,

will get paperback published
in 4 countries with loyalty of

30%!

Hae-ryong, wait!

You need a story writer.

Do you understand?

They say Japanese porn is the best.

But they don't have a clue
what they're talking about.

Have you ever seen
an Ugandan porn?

Uganda...?

You're C.I.L.

C.I.L.?

Cuter in life.

You got a G.F.?

Electric wiring, supplier of
electric hardware...

Why are you here?

I know a thing or two about women.

I got married 3 times,bigamy twice,

and countless affairs.

So, why are you here?

Numerous translation experiences.

I used to work for
a publishing company.

Could you elaborate?

Moby Dick, "Crime and Punishment"...
to name a few.

I see.

While translating I realized

that I have a burning desire
for creative writing.

So, I quit and went on to
write a screenplay for a year.

The reaction was fanatical.

But, the problem was

the film industry of this country
is too limited for my movie.

What kind of a scale
are you talking about?

Lord of the Rings
or "Harry Potter"?

I see.

They can't just make
romance or comedy forever.

Anyway, that's when I realized,

The only realm where my talents
will be truly appreciated is comics.

Would you like some coffee?

Have you heard of "Tear of Eros"?

By... George Partaille?

It's a sex column I write for
a women's magazine, Hot Girl'.

It's weird for me to say this but

my column was praised to
have upgraded the magazine.

I'm hoping we can negotiate
the right payment.

We're not done talking!

What more to talk about?
200,000 Won per month?

There'll be prize money if we win.

- Forget it.
- USD 1 00,000!

A petty amount...

Hundred thousand...

- That's 1 20 mil Won!
- 1 30 mil, to be exact.

Well,

it's not like we're guaranteed to win.

I'll give you half.

You're putting me
in an awkward position.

Is that a yes?

What? An adult comic?

That is just ridiculous!

What do you know about sex
to write about it?

And, Harry Potter was
written by a wizard?

What about the Jeil Electronics?

You were never going
to get in anyway.

Why not?

Even Jong-su got in.
Why not me?

What's he got that I don't have?
Looks? Grades?

I'd say looks.

How about dinner Saturday night?

Yes! He bit the bait!

Who is it?

- Who?
- Song Ji-woon.

The soccer player?

That's right!

Really?

You used interview
to seduce him again?

You could say it's bonus
that comes with the job.

He's got the manners
and the thighs.

It's Song Ji-woon!

- What the hell, lady?
- I'm sorry.

Hey, lady.

Hello? Gyeong-seon?

What the fuck? Out of all place...

What? Fucking fantastic?

Fuck, so what?

Little piece shit!

- Piece of shit?
- Do you know who I am?

What the fuck are you looking at?

I fucking rip your eyes out!

You're no fucking match for me.

Get me the goddamn cigarettes,
punk ass!

Fucking yellow-haired monkey.

What? What!

Who is it?

- The phone...
- Who the fuck...?

Hello?

Who was this?

- Who is it?
- Don't ask me.

You answered the damn call!

Bitch!

Through a homosexual,
a transgender or androgyny,

show psychological, social
and political prejudice

and repressed love and emotions...

Boring.

Is it?

What about a story of a man
and a woman pursuing

extreme pleasures...

Are you trying to write
a comic book or a thesis?

I can't believe it's all
on my shoulders.

You tell me then.

I don't have one.

Are you saying you came
empty handed?

Nothing solid, yet.

Just give me the concept.

- Where do I start?
- Just the concept.

A Man Called Killer.

Yes! He bit the bait!

Killer.

A killer?

What about a story of
a female assassin?

A female assassin?

She is so horny that

she'll keep her target alive
and keep him as a sex slave

until she gets tired of him
then brutally

murders him.

Stories of her desires and sex
set in the dark world.

Plots and betrayals.

Destruction and death.

What do you think?

What do you think?

At least you don't suck
at spotting talents.

This is what you call a good item.

Do you see the difference
between your ideas and mine?

Your ideas are abstract
and without substance.

Just like no noodles
but full of useless onion peels.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I could kill for an iced coffee.

An iced coffee, please?

Not the instant stuff.

Isn't there a take out
coffee shop around here?

Speak up. I can't hear you.

What?

What am I supposed to do?

Call a locksmith!

How much would he charge?

1 00,000 Won?

I gotta go.

I could kill you right now.

I lost my keys.

Piss off.

Watch your language, please.

We're twins but
I'm still your older sister.

Says who?

Neither mom nor the doctor
knows who was born first.

On our papers,
my name comes up before you.

How long will you sponge off me?

You drive up the wall!

I'm moving out soon.

When?

It's late.
Let's talk tomorrow.

Hey.

If you move out by
the end of the month,

I'll treat you as an older sister
for the rest of my life.

Good night, big brother.

Here.

Just what am I doing here?

What is that?

Happy birthday!

It is my birthday.
How did you know?

Your resume...

Thank you.

Do you want an iced coffee?
I bought some beans.

I feel like something sweet
like Frappuccino.

Just take iced coffee.

Caramel Frappuccino.

Or hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate?

Wait...

Why a cellphone accessory?

He wants to stay close
to me at all times?

What... He's been keeping
an eye on me the whole time?

He did seem desperate
during the interview.

Here is your hot chocolate.

What...?

Nothing.

Not bad.

I can taste the heart
that's gone into it.

Absolutely.

What now?

Where are we
with the characters?

I only have vague outlines.

Let's have a look.

It needs more work.

Do you know how long
you've been working on it?

Where are you going... Hey!!

Please stay clear of
my workstation.

An attempt at physical contact?
Cute!

Here.

I told you it wasn't ready.

The direction is completely wrong.

Shouldn't it be
lighter tone and cuter?

But, the story is strong and dark.

That's why you need the lightness
to balance it out!

Comics are supposed to be funny.

Who says comics must be funny?

I don't need anyone
to tell me that.

You find
"A Frightening Baseball Team"

or "Lonely Guitar Man" funny?

I haven't seen them.

This is all wrong.
Start again from sketch.

A lot lighter and cuter, got it?

What if I won't?

Then, find yourself a new writer.

This is good.

Gosh!

You are just...

I stayed up all night
working on the plot.

How is the character coming along?

- Let me see.
- This is just...

This is it!

This is exactly what
I was looking for.

Ferocious but blank,

sharp but somewhat daffy
at the same time.

Twenty-seven years of age.

Her name is Jin-hee,
Nari, Gyeong-seon,

Yuri, Yuri? Yumi?
Miso!

How about Miso? Ma Miso.

Ma Miso? Sounds like soup.

Now that we have
the female character,

Let's move on to
the male character.

Wait.

Can you slow down
and think for a change?

Eh... do you have any ideas?
What is it?

No ideas, pass!

- But...
- Our male character

Is a cold-hearted sex maniac.

He is responsible for
Miso's downfall

And he stands at the crossroad
of all conflicts.

A self-centered bastard
with no concern for others.

Wanna see his face?

This can't be...

- Did you hear that?
- What?

What's that sound?

Please... stop!

What the fuck?
Get lost now!

Alright, alright!
I'll get lost.

Who the hell is she?

Did you two time me
in one night?

I'm... Jong-su's sister, actually.

Shut the fuck up and get lost!

What's this smell?

I cannot believe this.
Is she taking a dump?

Open the window now!

Jong-su...
I'm out of toilet papers.

Oh, my god!

This is going really well.

I wonder how Jeong Bae is doing.

Crazy son of a bitch!

Recruits a female writer for an adult comic?
He's gotta be joking.

Wait a minute...

Is he...?

We could model
the male character on you.

The female character should be
voluptuous and sexy-cute.

Cheeky monkey.

- Like Da-rim.
- You're the man.

Get the story and get laid, too.

This is it.

Hey, did you see the notice?
They can't be serious.

Minimum twenty pages

and, four episodes?

That is just nonsense.

I felt smothered reading about that.

How are you getting on?

She's not that bad.

I'm sorry, man.

I didn't mean to....

Secretly, you know but..

I wasn't gonna...

Jeong Bae.

Jeong Bae.
Maybe he didn't see me.

I gotta go too.

Any idea what time it is...?

I'm sorry. I got held up.

Hey, Da-rim.

Hey.

I thought you were leaving.

I am.

Get out of here.

I am leaving, asshole!

- Get lost, asshole!
- Relax, asshole!

- Go!
- I am walking, asshole.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Never mind.

Put this on.

Shall we get started
with the story now?

Han Jong-su the target
and his henchmen...

How many still alive?

It's as if she can fly.

Does this even make sense?

What are you murmuring about?

How many killed so far?

I'm counting.

Twenty dead five to go.

Still?

It's a dead end.

Jong-su and his five henchmen

Are hiding in the dark
praying Miso won't find them.

But then...

From the darkness,

hair-raising laughter is echoing.

Petrified, the five henchmen
shoots into darkness.

Then Miso floats into the air

and dives into one of the men
digging her nails into his throat.

But for some reason

Other bodyguards start
falling to the ground.

What?

You can't be serious.

Why?

It's an adult comic we need to make

not children's comic.

Children's comic?

Don't worry.

Plenty of sex to come.

That's not what I'm saying...

Yeah, whatever.

Let's finish the first episode.

She was so fast that
we never saw her move

but one man is gushing
blood from his eye sockets,

while the other is pouring blood
from his smashed skull,

and the next man is screaming
looking down at his torn-out arms,

and the last guy's body
rips up in half like...

I said the sex is coming.

The story is too frivolous.

Frivolous?

Completely childish and
there is not a speck of reality...

This is a comic piece, isn't it?

We're not trying to make art.
It just needs to be funny.

Says who?

Why did you hire a story writer then?

I come up with a story
and you draw!

You got it completely wrong.

You bring me the ingredient,
for the artist, me,

to decide what to cook
out of that!

Chef my ass!
I'll choke up on your food.

She has a point. She's sharp.

If that's my role here,
I'm out of here.

You've gone a little too far.

What did you say?

I can't do this. I won't.

She can't quit now.

I'll walk.

Then, go.

Go! Get out of here.

Get the hell out, now!

Let me give you an advice.
Stop with this crap now!

You have neither the manners
nor capacity as a writer.

Alright?

The door's closed.

Would you look to this?

It's original and funny,
daring yet sweet.

This is real good.

I should find myself a writer, too.

It looks like you're heading
right for the grand prize.

Congratulations, man.

Is it good?

It's so outrageous!

Did you really write this?

Well, l...

You got yourself a writer!

I told you so.

But it seems to be
a little frivolous.

It is, isn't it?

But it's a minor point.

Do what you're good at
and tone it down slightly.

I think you have
a good chance at this.

I've been a little pushy.

It was most fun I had in a while.

Should I swallow my pride?

What about my dignity?

130 mil Won, to be exact.

You told me I was crap at it.

I had neither talent nor manners.

You can start with
a letter of apology

and a written promise that
you'll go by my rules.

Well, l...

I wanted to return this.

I should go.

I wanted to apologize
for that night.

Pardon?

The rain must have done
something to my brain.

If you give me another chance...

What?

I'm listening...

I've been so rude and stubborn.

Maybe a little.

I'm so sorry.

Is that all?

And, I'll never come in late
for meetings.

And?

And?

And? The coffee errands.

And...?

And?

Oh, and...

I hope we draw a clear line
about our roles.

It goes without a saying.

And...

There's more?

That skirt.

Think you're at a club?

How come you always
come in such short skirts?

This isn't that short.

No more short skirts.

Let's stick to the storyline
as it is.

So much room for change but
we're running on a tight schedule.

A little toned down, got it?

Yes.

And, I saw on your resume,

You're 4 years younger than me.

Do you mind if I talk down?

It'll make it easier
for me too, dude.

I'm 4 years your senior.

Yes, sir.

I brought my laptop.

Good.

- Can I get a hot chocolate?
- Sure.

Why doesn't Miso kill Han Jong-su?

Because of his sexual charms.

Can you be more specific?

That robust male energy
that attracts female...

So... what is that?

How about this?

How?

Wearing a sinister smirk,

Han begins ravaging her body.

He has been living and
breathing sex all his adult life.

A sex god.

At the rhythmical movement
of his snakelike tongue,

Miso twitches and
lets out moans of awe.

Then,

Han thrust his manhood
as big as his forearm

into Miso's gaping mouth.

Your mouth...
Close your mouth

and quiet down a bit?

It's all good.

You like it?

Can we tone it down a little bit?

Which part?

Like manhood the size of
his forearm'?

Isn't that the average size?

It seems to be the case
for all men I know.

- What?
- Like this. You know?

Oh... so, yours is a little
on the small side.

Oh, your forearm!
I thought you meant his forearm.

What do you want?

- Would you like a refill?
- No thanks.

Han grabs Miso's
cute little breasts...

Come on! A cute little?

That's not how it should go.

It should be so big that you can
barely hold in your hands.

Didn't you want reality?

Look around.

There are tons of women
with big boobs.

Wonder bra!

I feel sorry for you but

Big boobs are the very reason

For the existence of adult comics.

Why would you feel sorry for me?

I'm wearing a loose shirt.

But I'm actually a B-cup.

I'm sorry.

- Why are you laughing?
- Nothing.

It's just my clothes.
I am a B.

Of course you are.

- Oh, my legs!
- Are you okay?

I'm okay.
This is embarrassing.

Let me help you.

You've been wonderful
with the interview.

I'm so embarrassed.

Let me say 3 words:

Size, duration and technique.

Caring about women's feelings
is inadequate men's excuse.

What?

To the question,

what do you think of
a man who can't give you orgasm

one woman answered like this:

What did she say?

I'll hire a hit man. Bang!

You made that up.

- Who in right senses...
- Da-rim!

What are you doing here?

I have an interview.

Is this the comic artist
you're working with?

He is a charmer like you said.

Excuse me?

When did I say that?

Hi! I'm Ma Gyeong-seon.

Hi. I'm Bae.
Jeong Bae.

Your first name was Bae?
Not Jeong-bae?

I should call you Bae
from now on.

Oh, my god! You're killing me.

You didn't know my name?

Name 3 things you expect
from your sex partner.

Go on.

I think your friend
is looking for you.

- I better go.
- Sure.

Tell us!

I'll see you around.

We've just met.

How can you ask her
a question like that?

What's the matter?
Sex is beautiful and divine.

You must have a lot of sex.

As much as others at least.

When you do get
your sexual urges?

A sexual urge?

They say more experienced people
feel the urge more often.

For me, l...

Tell me about your first experience.

What did you feel afterwards?

Why are you asking me
questions like that?

You've got none, have you?

No what?

Experiences, of men.

I used to be a sex columnist.

You must have read
tons on the subject.

You seem to know your figures.

This is not even worth it.

Be straight with me.

I didn't hire you based on
your experience.

Why don't you be more honest?

What about me?

I know that you have
crush on me.

That's why you're asking me
all these questions!

I won't even get to
the cellphone accessory

But the heart on hot chocolate?

It's cute but you're not
in junior high anymore.

Hang on. What hot chocolate?

Hot chocolate...

Oh, that heart?

Man, you're cute.

Ms Da-rim,

What are you doing later?

You see?

Why did you bring me here?

No reason.

I thought I'd let you know
a little more about me.

I'm the proud owner of this piece.

The only portrait by Jeong.

Look at the touch and color.

Shall we move on?

We're going Spartan from tomorrow.

Do you hear me?

My hearing is fine.

You like that painting?

Why are you staring at it?

Mind your own business, will you?

It's just... so beautiful.

What is?

The way the mother
looks at her baby.

Can't you feel it?
The mother's love?

If she passed away
when you were three,

you must have barely
no memory of her.

Zero.

That painting is my mother herself.

- My bus is here.
- See you tomorrow.

I'll see you off.

Don't get any ideas.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Why do you ask?

Just wondered.

Don't have one.
At the moment.

You won't ask me?

What?

Nothing.

This song...

You like this music?

A boy from next door used to
play this all the time.

I used to have a major crush on him.

Here comes my bus.

Where is this coming from?
I want to know the title.

It's Intermezzo by Brahms.

How do you know that?

How can you be so ignorant?
It's a famous piece.

Gotta go.

You should get the version
performed by Kim Jeong-won.

Yes, Mr. Know-it-all.

And, you're telling me
you're not into me?

You gotta hook me up
with your friend, Bae.

We're running a feature
on adult comics.

Cover the story.

What?

Nothing.

I'll talk to him about it.

Don't talk to him about it.
Hook me up with him.

I hear you.

Do you understand
what I'm asking you?

Do you like him?

No!

Hello?
Yes, speaking.

Yes... I see.

What's the matter?

What's wrong, honey?

I got it!

- Really?
- I got through to interview!

Good for you, baby!

Just one interview away
from paying me back.

Plus interest, if I get this job!

Interest? How much will
you give me? A grand?

Interview me?

What for?

Exactly my question.
Would you do it?

It makes me kind of nervous.

It's no big deal.

Because your friend is hot,

I get nervous around hot girls.

With you, I'm so comfortable.

Will one hour do?

How would I know?

You don't have to shout at me.

Couldn't you have done
a location shooting by yourself?

Why drag me out here
for no reason?

We're having a plot meeting later on.

If you've got nothing to do,

Check the location list.

Come on!

When are we having the plot meeting?

When is it going to end?

Tomorrow again?

My feet are killing me.

How do we make this scene
provocative and intriguing?

Sex with an assassin trying to kill me.

Isn't that interesting already?

So, what kind of sex is that?

What sexual fantasy, pleasure or

desire is he providing her?

A sexual fantasy?

What's your fantasy?

For me, it's...

Going away with an Ethan Gere.

Who's Ethan Gere?

Ethan Hawk and
Richard Gere put together.

It's sunset.

We're in a grand villa
looking over the Mediterranean.

With a glass of red,

he's making the most passionate
love to me.

The tremor, that excitement!

But the key thing here is

That he is so hot that he's been
with so many women

but, after that one night with me

he opens his eyes to true love
and sex for the first time.

After that amazing sex,

he kisses me on the cheek
and whispers.

Will you marry me?

Why are you laughing?

You've really never done it, have you?

What's with the rain?

You were dragging me
everywhere last night, too.

Did you have a dream about me?

Unfortunately, yes.

Congratulation.

On what?

On making your dream.

Dream come true, huh?

Dream is a process of
wish-fulfillment by the subconscious.

No way!

Who said that?

Freud did.
You're incredibly ignorant.

You wanted to date me so much?

Never!

It's true, though.

- Is not.
- ls, too.

- Is not.
- ls, too.

- No-oh!
- Yes!

I said no!

Don't try to fool yourself.

No,

Don't you try to fool yourself Bae!

What about me?

What about me?

Hey, it's pouring down.

What!

Hey.

Yes?

I've been thinking.

We still have another
couple of months to go.

This is a crucial time for us.

Rain must have done something to me.

What I want to say is that
let's focus and work harder.

We don't want regrets.

You know what I mean?

Let's really get going again
from tomorrow.

Tomorrow, I have a thing
to do in the morning.

What...

You said that smoking should
be banned in all public places

because it harms non-smokers.

I'm here to see Mr. Park.

- How are you?
- Good. Thank you.

I wanted to apologize
about last time.

What did you want to see me for?

An artist we've worked with
has a health problem.

What's that got to do with me?

Do you know the story writer
Mr. Lee Se-young?

Of course. He is the most famous
comic writer in the country.

Artists would fight each other
over a chance to work with him.

And, he's asking for
you specifically.

Pardon?

What do you think?

That would be a great honor for me.

How was the interview?
Get in the car.

What for?

Mom's coming.
Come home for the night.

No.

Don't make a fuss.
Just get in.

You're the one that
threw me out.

She hasn't come in a while.

I can meet her outside.

Get in the car
when I'm still being nice.

Let go of my arm
when I'm still being nice.

You little...!

Dad's coming too, isn't he?

Let's go home and
tell him all about it.

How and why I got kicked out
from that house.

Let go.

I'm really sorry, big sister.

I have to leave in a month?

They'll meet you with a copper
at the Pakistani airport.

Take the chopper to join the
expedition team at the sherpa village.

Does he really need me
to be in Himalayas?

Of course.
That's his only condition.

He is a famous empiricist.

He'll carry out his researches
but you'll need to the sketches.

I understand your situation
but this is the golden ticket

Guaranteeing a success.
how can you turn it down?

Are you finished?
Let's make up for this morning.

It's not a good time.
My folks have come to visit.

I see.

Alright, then.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Excuse me.

What the heck?

What's the matter with you?

What?

You don't answer me.
You've been ignoring me all day.

Is it because
I bunked off yesterday?

I told you my folks came to see me.

- Did I say anything?
- Then, why?

Your dress!

I told you not to wear short skirts!

Is it short to you?

- What time did you get here?
- 1 0 o'clock.

You were 3 minutes late.

No, I wasn't.

You were!
2 min 47 sec to be exact.

That's not true.

Fine! Never mind.

Hi.

You came by yourself?
What about the photographer?

I can do it myself.

I just have no luck with men.

I've kind of given up on that,

But maybe it's the season
or maybe I'm at that age.

I feel that I can run into
any man's open arms.

Haven't you had enough arms?

You and your jokes.

Aren't you going
to start the interview?

Aren't you leaving?

What are you doing here?

I got loads of work.

I actually have an important
package arriving today.

Can you get it for me?
Please?

I told you I had work to do.

I don't know what work
you have to do,

but she says it's important.

Yeah, it's something for work.

Please, honey?

Go.

I'll see you at home.

See you later.

You brought wine?

I always opt
for a laid back interview.

Let's have a glass.

What a lovely house you have!

Thank you.

Can you sit here?

Sit band and relax a little?

That's better. Here we go.

One, two, three.

You're too tensed up.

Be natural.
Put your arms down.

Your shoulders...
Oh, you must work out.

That jaw line!
What a perfect skin you have!

Is the interview over?

Have one more glass.

I've had too much.
Besides, I've got work to do.

That's too bad.

There is one more thing
I need from you.

Excuse me?

I need to get a drawing from you.

I was going to ask you
to do a sketch of me.

Am I really this hot?

I never knew that.

I just drew what I saw.

I'm so flattered.

I feel dizzy. I must've had
too much to drink.

Maybe I'll lie down for a minute.

This feels good.

So comfortable.

Get up!

What time did you get home?

Shut up. Leave me alone.

I said what time?!

One more word and
I'll throw you out!

Can't you answer the door
a little faster?

What is this?

What you need to draw today.

I told you to tone down
a little bit.

I don't even know where to start.

What do you mean by that?

Rhino's Horn'?
Baby Elephant'?

What kind of positions are these?

Enlighten me.

- What are you doing?
- I am enlightening you!

Alright! Alright!

That's that and...

And, Miso ejaculates'?

Didn't you know that
women ejaculate too?

'Pass out'? What for?

Because of multi orgasm.

Three hours long'?

Do you think that even makes sense?

Not all men in the world
are like you!

Ask any men around you
if that's even possible.

I don't need to ask anyone.

I'm speaking from my own experience!

Can't believe you're
making me say this,

but just because you love soccer,
not everybody will become Ronaldo.

Han Jong-su is that man.

A sex machine armed
with mojo and technique.

A Ronald in the realm of sex!

You're saying all this
is from your experience?

You're crack me up.

I don't care
if you believe me or not.

A Ronald in the realm of sex.

You were here.

Do you ever work?

I know I should.

I wish I could.

I'm going.

Jackass...

You're a dead meat.

You, Ronaldo of sex.

Jeong Bae!

Oh, my darling.

What's this?

What do you mean "what's this"?
It's my Thunderbolt.

I've never let anyone drive her.

Always bickering and fighting
when you should be living together.

You gotta do better than that!

Piss off.

Screw up your partnership
and work will be ruined!

Don't you know that?

You drive me up the wall.

- Hey.
- What, asshole?

How do you know so well about us?

I need the toilet.

Hey! Hey!

Jackass.

Let's get something to eat.

I'm really sorry.
Try this.

Like you said,

men are all different.

I'm sorry I overreacted.

Let's make up and move on.

How far did you get
with the manuscript?

I finished the 1 st episode
and started on conti for 2nd.

And, you drank all night?

Have you lost your mind?

I wonder what kept you so busy.

I found her bothersome, too.

Waste of time and energy.

Energy?

From drinking.

I left her alone and
went back to work.

Ask her!

She's pretty, isn't she?

She's just...

And, sexy.

Not really.

Charming.

Not my type.

Little too forward for my taste.

You should eat some, too.

Stop putting it all on my plate.

Here.

Open up!

They won't come like that.
Let me show you.

- Did you come by yourself?
- Are you?

I'm here on my own.

What a miracle! You got in.

You got the job.

Aren't you happy about that?

I'm thrilled.

You never regretted?

Becoming a comic artist?

Loads of times.

If you were given another chance
to live differently...

I would take it.

You will, right?

If I get two chances at life.

But, there is only one.

What are you doing?

Wait.

This car is such a junk,

That sometime this is
the only way it'll start.

You must be joking.

I'm not.

This is embarrassing.

He can't believe
every word that I said.

Let me just say 3 words:

Size, duration and technique.

Do you think it even make sense
to do it for 3 hours?

Han Jong-su is that man.
A sex machine.

Ronaldo in the realm of sex.

Big boobs are the very reason
for the existence of adult comics.

I'm a B, you know.

Why do you look so small today?

That's like the average size for men.

At least for men that I know.

Men don't know how obsessive
women get with her man's size.

A partner who can't give you orgasm...

is not worth living.

Let your hair down for sexier look.

Use scent for romantic atmosphere.

Nude make up

Light makeup will go a long way.

Men are visually stimulated.
Show your sexy curves.

Praise his manhood.
Boost his confidence.

What's wrong?

Bedroom kiss techniques:
Things you should remember.

Step l: Bite his lower lip lightly.

Lip biting will send down 000 volt
of electricity down his body.

Step ll: Suck his tongue.

Sucking his tongue gives him
pleasure as intense as a blow job.

Step III: Lick every corner
of his mouth.

By caressing the every inch of his mouth
his joy will flow over the pacific ocean.

Let's get you undressed first.

No, actually. Wait!

Cover your lack of confidence
by leading him.

Erogenous zones:
making your man your slave.

Men's left ear tend to be
more sexually sensitive than right.

Secrets of Kama Sutra:
Arouse him with a sensual caress.

Joints and folding parts are
the most sensitive erogenous zones.

Hey! Stop!

Sexual urges?

Why are you harassing me
with questions like that?

You really are!

Oh, man! It's true.

You are, aren't you?

Right?

Why didn't you tell me?

Stay still.

Don't move.

Hungry?

No, l.... wow!

- Let's get out of here.
- Huh?

How about some grilled
shellfish and drinks?

I know I want some.

Who was that guy anyway?

Who?

That Ronaldo or Messi of sex.

Han Jong-su.

I saw you with him
the other day.

You were drinking coffee
in his car.

I was curious.

It's my brother.
My twin brother.

A twin brother?

Twins?

I wouldn't have guessed.

Are you disappointed in me?

What are you talking about?

Just everything.

That's what makes you special.

Pretending to know it all.

Pretending to have done it.

I only played along
because you're cute.

Twins, huh?
But, he was very good-looking.

This is all great.

Where have you been all night?
Where did you go?

On a trip.

Who with?

With Jeong Bae.

Bae?

He's mine now, you know?

So what?

Just so you know.

- Get in the car.
- No.

I said no!

If you miss the training
you're automatically out.

I already told them
I wasn't going.

Why did you bother going
through all that trouble, then?

Is this because of Bae?

No. I just realized
what my destiny is.

I've never been this happy.

You're not an office type.

Will you shut up?

Just attend the training.

I won't bother you again.

I'm late.
Gotta run!

You sure you won't regret?

I knew she would do that.

What? What!

I'm not that same girl
I used to be.

You look so much prettier.

Really?

This is completely different
from my initial concept.

What are you talking about?

- Eat up.
- I don't want it!

Mythical Bird, Baby Elephant,
Rhino's Horn.

How can you not understand
when I've drawn you pictures?

This position isn't
physically possible.

I cannot believe you!

Come and sit here.
I'll show you.

Lift me up!

- This is it?
- Yes.

Voila!
Mythical Bird position.

- Got that?
- What about Baby Elephant?

I'm okay.

No, you're not.
You're hard as a rock.

- Good lord!
- Okay, okay!

You need a rest.

I'm not tired.

Alright. I'll get some sleep.

But, I have so much work.

It's me.
How are you holding up?

I guess you can catch up
with your sleep tonight.

The deadline's been
extended by a month.

How can you do that?

What's wrong, man?

We've had so much complaints
about the deadline.

I gotta go.

I'm not asking for a whole year
but just one month.

I've always thought of you
like my own son.

But, things have been
so tough for me lately.

For you it's one painting but
it could cost me everything.

For 50 mil Won?

I know you already pocketed few 1 00's

By creating phony paintings.

How dare you?

I feel so sorry for my father.

He believed you were his friend.

I'll not let you take away
this painting.

I'll never allow that.

You have no job nor collateral
nor transaction records.

How much? 50 mil Won?

With your credit,
we can barely make 1 mil Won.

It's difficult, I have no money

I'm sorry

I' m on my way back, sir.

It's a first in almost 20 years
for anyone to turn down my offer.

I'm not here to ask why.

Just thought it was a shame.

I don't want to work with
anyone other than you.

Park says you have a problem.

Is it a money trouble?

Maybe I could help with that.

How much do you need?

Jeong Bae?

Jeong Bae?

Where are you?

Jesus Christ!

What are you doing
sitting in the dark?

What were you doing?

Something wrong?

What have you got to worry
when you have me?

Fire away.

Go on.

Go on.

The ending for episode 3?

It's fine. Trust me.

Why are you giving me this?

What's the matter?

Is something wrong?

I need to go somewhere.

Where?

Where?!

To Pakistan.

Why would you...?
When?

Next Tuesday.

I'm sorry I couldn't go
this through with you.

What's wrong?

Something's come up.

What thing?

I gotta retrieve something.

What is that 'thing'?

Did someone go missing in Pakistan?

Is someone going to die
if you don't go there?

It's personal.

Then, don't go.
At least until we finish this.

Think about what we
both poured into it.

You can't go. Never.

I'm sorry.

No! I won't allow it.

I'll never see your face again
if you go.

It's about something
so precious to me.

Precious?

What about me, then?

What about our work?

So, I'm nothing to you.

You're precious to me.

But, this is different.

I can never lose it.

- I'm sorry.
- Fine.

You sure I can take this?

Yeah.

It's been fun.

I hope you find
that precious thing.

Don't go!

Don't leave.

You should've called, man.

Hey, man.

Can I ask you a favor?

What favor?

Can you hook Da-rim up
with an artist?

I can't force you but
think about the time and effort.

Let me have a look.

Come on.

I'm a busy man.

Come on, Jeong Bae!

It's boring from page 1.

It's not funny haha
but funny ridiculous.

The plot is so random.

This one bit is funny.

But, that's not enough.

It's about the whole story...

The way the mother
looks at her baby.

Can't you feel it?
The mother's love?

Don't go!

Please.

Why don't we finish this off
you and l?

What about the piece
you've been working on?

Mine got screwed
when the hero left for Pakistan.

Anyway, I'll finish this.

Why... Is it because of Jeong Bae?

He's not coming back.

It's a chance he'd die for.

Especially when someone like
Lee Se-yeong wants him.

Lee Se-yeong?

The famous story writer?

He didn't tell you.

He said he has to retrieve
something precious to him.

Something he can't lose.

In Pakistan?

When he has never been there?

I wouldn't have anything
to lose to begin with.

How can he stab
a partner's back like this?

He went to join Lee Se-yeong's
Himalayan expedition team.

What a scumbag!

He's leaving today at 7.
Forget about him. Move on.

He is not a type to come back.

I'll help you finish this.

Da-rim? Da-rim?

This is for you.

This is for the French
and American judges,

and sushi for Japanese judges.

What's all this?

They could use good meal
to help pick good comics.

No other intentions.

Don't tell them about me.

Just enjoy the food.

But this must have
cost you an arm.

It wasn't much.

I sold my car.

Your Thunderbolt?

We don't want it to get cold.
Go on.

Okay.

Can you be any slower?

Where is the meeting room?

I have a story for a comic book.

Give it to me.

Why do you stop
reading half way?

It's enough.

But you only read a few pages.

How could you get the whole...

Excuse me? Excuse me!

Hello?

Is this Ms Han Da-rim?

Speaking.

Congratulations on winning!
The award ceremony is at 7pm.

Excuse me?

We posted the result
and sent you an email.

I don't understand.

The Killer Instinct.

I'd like to take this opportunity
to thank everyone of you

For your passion and endless endeavor
for betterment of the comics industry.

You're the true heroes of tonight.

I hope this occasion will provide

an opportunity to encourage...

Hey.

Let me say this to you once again.

What happened?

I didn't go.

Could you help her sit down?

How did you make a submission?
I tore it all up.

...and, I'll wrap it up here.

Thank you for your speech.

You heard the man.

Get prepared to start drawing.

We collect the fingers
if you don't make the deadline.

I was going to call you.

We'd like to hear from the winners
of the Grand Prize, "The Killer Instinct".

Please give warm welcome.

Mr. Jeong happens to be a very
close friend of mine.

Comic artist's code of conduct,
section 1. 01.

Scan and save all completed pages.

Thank you.

I'm not sure if I'm worthy
of this prize.

This prize have given me
so much already.

It helped me reunite with
someone I've missed so much,

And gave me a tiny little hope
that she might forgive me.

And an opportunity to
tell her my story.

Until now,

I didn't have the face
to show up to her.

I'd like to dedicate this award
to my co-writer Ms Han Da-rim,

Who thought how to love a person
not a painting.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, we'll hear from the runner up
Lee Min-ho who drew "Sex over Kiss".

Hello. I'm Lee Min-ho.

This is only a runner-up but...

We seem to have a problem.

Could you please sit down?

I'd like to thank all the judges...

- Hear me out.
- No!

You said you were going to
retrieve something precious.

Why did you come back?

You got tired of chasing
Lee Se-yeong's ass?

He chucked you out.
Of course!

I put a lot of heart into this piece.

It was because of mom's portrait.

I needed the money to get it back.

Was it in Pakistan?

What was the painting I saw?

The most important thing...

Am I supposed to just watch
the painting get taken away?

Then, why are you here?

What's going on?

Can we have assistant in the room?

Why didn't you go?

Stop telling me lies. Bastard!

I have a lot of questions

Hey!

I have a lot of questions
about the result, too!

Shut up!

You, shut up!

Can we get assistance?

You were happy when
I brought you all that food.

I had to sell my Thunderbolt.

Why am I still here?
Don't you get it?

It's because of you.

Yeah, right.

I couldn't stop thinking about you.

Liar!

I feared I might never see you again.

Shut up!

It was your mother.

You could never lose it.

I don't need it anymore.

I just need you.

I just need you by my side.

I'm so sorry.

I really missed you.

You could have called.

Excuse me.

Dear me.

Ex... excuse me?

Oh, dear...

The ceremony isn't finished.

You gotta get back inside.

They're all waiting for you.

This is just... wow.

Tilt your head more to the side?

Everyone's waiting.

Don't be long, then. Okay?

It's unbelievable!

Can't believe this is happening.

What's that?

Where did she learn about this?
Is this even possible?

What is it?

Hang on.

Give it to me.

Shame on her.

He kinda looks like me.

It is you.

Really?

Three hours, huh?

No, four. Let's go.

Lucky me.

- Come on.
- I love you.

Ouch, it hurts!

You don't like that?

Damn women's magazines!

Am I bleeding?

You are.

Wait, wait! I'll take it off.

Shall we try that?

What?

Baby Elephant.

That won't work.

Why not?

It won't.

Hold still.