Crazy First Love (첫사랑 사수 궐기대회) Full Movie ( Eng Subs)
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0:47 - 0:53Presented by IM Pictures
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0:53 - 1:00Produced by Popcorn Film
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1:00 - 1:04Producer
HAN Seong-gu -
1:04 - 1:16There once lived a mean
cuckoo guy named Young-Dal. -
1:16 - 1:22His wife died giving birth to
their daughter Il-mae. -
1:22 - 1:36Since then, it was my mother who
breast fed her and raised her. -
1:36 - 1:53From our birth on,
she was my destined partner
who stole half of my milk. -
1:53 - 2:01That's how
my first love began. -
2:01 - 2:39Crazy First Love
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2:39 - 2:42Teacher, can we stay closer?
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2:42 - 2:53You punks! Keep your distance!
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2:53 - 2:58You all are a bunch of animals
with too much testosterone. -
2:58 - 3:01Tes... what? What's that?
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3:01 - 3:11Joo,Young-dal must keep
his words with Sohn Tae-il! -
3:11 - 3:16My dear ladies!
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3:16 - 3:20You all know me, right?
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3:20 - 3:24Sophomore at Kang High School
Class 7, number 58 -
3:24 - 3:27SOHN Tae-il!!
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3:27 - 3:33Promises are supposed to be kept.
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3:33 - 3:40Especially, words from a teacher
who is a role model! -
3:40 - 3:49How can he break his promise?
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3:49 - 3:52At this moment,
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3:52 - 3:59In the presence of Buddha, Jesus
and all other Gods in the world, -
3:59 - 4:07I accuse Mr. JOO Young-dal,
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4:07 - 4:17a teacher at Kang High,
of breaking his solemn promise! -
4:17 - 4:2010 years ago,
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4:20 - 4:24our teacher Mr. JOO promised me,
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4:24 - 4:29''Just wait till you have some
hairs on your balls! -
4:29 - 4:36When that happens, you can marry
my daughter Il-mae!'' -
4:36 - 4:47Il-mae! My pubic hair started
growing when I was thirteen! -
4:47 - 4:53So, I ran to your dad
right away. -
4:53 - 4:58''Look! I have the pubic hair
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4:58 - 5:01Now, hand over Il-mae
like you promised!'' -
5:01 - 5:10But, what did you say? Teacher?
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5:10 - 5:12''That's not it!
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5:12 - 5:22It's just hair attached to your body.
You wanna see my real ones?'' -
5:22 - 5:29Fine. Let's just say it was just hair.
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5:29 - 5:37But now, tell me what
covers me down there. -
5:37 - 5:45You wanna call them a bunch
of black threads? -
5:45 - 5:50Teacher, do you wanna
check it out? -
5:50 - 6:10Show us! Show us!
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6:10 - 6:18Il-mae! Look!
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6:18 - 6:46Do they look like threads to you?
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6:46 - 6:55Testosterone is a type of
male hormone... -
6:55 - 6:59that can turn a normal kid like Tae-il
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6:59 - 7:02into a wild animal in a snap!
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7:02 - 7:04- Ready?
- Ready. -
7:04 - 7:12Let's go!
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7:12 - 7:39What the...?
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7:39 - 7:46- Boss!
- Kneel down! -
7:46 - 7:52Was it you that broke into
my territory and beat up -
7:52 - 7:57my boys in open daylight?
and beat up my boys? -
7:57 - 7:59What do you want?
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7:59 - 8:03I'm a righteous warrior!
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8:03 - 8:17You little shit.
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8:17 - 8:19You're from Kang High?
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8:19 - 8:24So am I. Is that why you're here?
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8:24 - 8:38Cut the bullshit.
Are you gonna take me in or not? -
8:38 - 8:44Are you gonna take me in or not?
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8:44 - 8:49How's Mr. JOO?
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8:49 - 9:01Why the hell did you bring up
his name? -
9:01 - 9:13Stay still!
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9:13 - 9:21Teacher, what's happening to
our school? -
9:21 - 9:28I'm a gangster now, but
I graduated high school though. -
9:28 - 9:35Teach them a lesson!
Especially that curly hair! -
9:35 - 9:3848th year class
Byun, Kang-chul! -
9:38 - 9:40Yes, sir.
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9:40 - 9:43Get down!
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9:43 - 9:44What?
-
9:44 - 9:54Because of little shits like you
these kids wanna be gangsters. -
9:54 - 9:56Listen! Urgent news!
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9:56 - 9:59- Tae-il from Kang High...
- What about him? -
9:59 - 10:03He went to the boss of the market
area and asked him to take him in. -
10:03 - 10:08- For real?
- But the boss told Il-mae's
dad on him -
10:08 - 10:15and now he's getting
his ass whipped. -
10:15 - 10:24Pants down!
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10:24 - 10:37On your stomach!
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10:37 - 10:45Do you guys hear my heart?
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10:45 - 10:49It's crying out in pain.
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10:49 - 10:54Ouch! Ouch!
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10:54 - 11:01If my heart hurts this much, then
how would your parents feel? -
11:01 - 11:05Right, Tae-il?
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11:05 - 11:11You haven't changed a bit, sir.
I'm so happy to see you again. -
11:11 - 11:16Your mother works so hard
selling fish at the marketplace to... -
11:16 - 11:26Feed me and to send me to school.
So what? -
11:26 - 11:29You little brat!
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11:29 - 11:33Are you giving me dirty look
during my admonition? -
11:33 - 11:40You wanna lose your eyes?
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11:40 - 11:49Sir, I apologize.
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11:49 - 11:54Even an animal like a crow
appreciates the love of its parents. -
11:54 - 12:03Then what bird are you, teacher?
You didn't keep your words. -
12:03 - 12:16What did you say?
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12:16 - 12:25You think I sold fish at the market
to make you a gang? -
12:25 - 12:31Il-mae! What did you eat to grow?
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12:31 - 12:32Milk.
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12:32 - 12:37What kind of milk? Cow milk?
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12:37 - 12:39No. Your breast milk.
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12:39 - 12:45After all I've done for you,
how could you seduce my son? -
12:45 - 12:51Ma'am, you got it wrong.
Il-mae didn't do anything. -
12:51 - 13:02She ruined my boy's life...
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13:02 - 13:06Go inside.
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13:06 - 13:13Teacher, why don't you just expel him
from school? -
13:13 - 13:38He's only causing more trouble
staying in school... -
13:38 - 13:45Look at me.
You can't even look at me. -
13:45 - 13:49Pretty embarrassing, huh?
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13:49 - 13:52Face is busted by a gang and
ass is whipped by my dad, -
13:52 - 13:58and your back is beaten
by your mother. -
13:58 - 14:21Let me see your back!
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14:21 - 14:24Why do you live like this?
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14:24 - 14:30I'm gonna show him...
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14:30 - 14:33how his unkept promise
brings me down. -
14:33 - 14:35You're crazy!
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14:35 - 14:37What am I supposed to do?
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14:37 - 14:42You rank in top 3,000 nationwide
but I'm not even in top 300,000. -
14:42 - 14:47And everyday, you get prettier
and I get uglier. -
14:47 - 14:50You're slipping away from me
and... Shit! -
14:50 - 14:56There's nothing I can do
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14:56 - 15:01What am I supposed to do with you?
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15:01 - 15:08Shut up! Stop whining!
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15:08 - 15:14...even when you're angry,
you look beautiful. -
15:14 - 15:17What?
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15:17 - 15:21When I think of your pretty face,
I can't control myself! -
15:21 - 15:27I can't sleep nor eat!
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15:27 - 15:34When I open a book,
the words turn into your face! -
15:34 - 15:40You're so goddamn pretty and my
body is boiling with hot blood. -
15:40 - 15:52What am I supposed to do?
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15:52 - 15:58I've never seen a student
as unruly as Sohn Tae-il. -
15:58 - 16:05And what's worse is that
our naive students worship him, -
16:05 - 16:15and it'll keep creating someone
just like him. -
16:15 - 16:23it's time to pull out our swords
and eliminate the bad wolf! -
16:23 - 16:28We agree with you, Mr. Principal.
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16:28 - 16:35Let's hear from his homeroom teacher.
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16:35 - 16:44Every teenager has a bit of wolf
within himself. -
16:44 - 16:51To achieve peace in our school,
we should take this chance -
16:51 - 17:00to emasculate them all!
Even the sheepish kids! -
17:00 - 17:05Testosterone!!
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17:05 - 17:07Teacher, you'll pick a husband
for Il-mae through open contest? -
17:07 - 17:10For real? Awesome!
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17:10 - 17:15Shit!
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17:15 - 17:22Teacher! Isn't she Tae-il's girl?
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17:22 - 17:27Since he entered high school,
suspended from school 3 times! -
17:27 - 17:33Disciplinary confinement 7 times!
Lewdness in public -
17:33 - 17:41Intoxication, unlawful entry
and attempted kidnapping -
17:41 - 17:45Plus, he's in the bottom
with an IQ of 148 and -
17:45 - 17:49preoccupied with joining a gangster.
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17:49 - 17:53If you were in my shoes, would
you give your daughter to him? -
17:53 - 17:55No way!
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17:55 - 18:00Teacher!
What are the requirements? -
18:00 - 18:06Requirements? It can be anyone
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18:06 - 18:13Just improve your scores
up to my daughter's. -
18:13 - 18:19The day you bring me
your report card, -
18:19 - 18:22you will marry my daughter.
Understood? -
18:22 - 18:28Yes, sir!
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18:28 - 18:32Yes? You got a question?
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18:32 - 18:48As a man to man! One on one!
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18:48 - 18:50Are you challenging me?
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18:50 - 19:08Why? You scared?
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19:08 - 19:12Where are you going?
You challenged me! -
19:12 - 19:33Here I come!
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19:33 - 19:41You little punk!
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19:41 - 19:46You're nothing!
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19:46 - 19:51You can't even swing one punch.
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19:51 - 20:02How dare you want my daughter?
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20:02 - 20:05- Teacher!
- I'm here. -
20:05 - 20:15- Teacher!
- That's water. -
20:15 - 20:53I'd rather die with you
than lose her to someone. -
20:53 - 20:56You are unbelievable
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20:56 - 21:00You said you're gonna be a fisherman,
but can't even swim! -
21:00 - 21:04You're hopeless!
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21:04 - 21:10Teacher, what do I have to do?
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21:10 - 21:16Please tell me what I have to do.
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21:16 - 21:21to beat 300,000 kids in 2 years.
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21:21 - 21:28Please tell me!
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21:28 - 21:31Give it up!
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21:31 - 21:38I'll die if you ask me to die
Please tell me! -
21:38 - 21:43It won't happen to someone like you
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21:43 - 21:48Teacher, please tell me!
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21:48 - 21:53I said, it won't.
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21:53 - 21:56It's impossible! Impossible!
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21:56 - 22:08Ouch! What are you hitting me?
It stings! -
22:08 - 22:12Sleep only 3 hours a day.
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22:12 - 22:17Then, in 3 days, you will nosebleed.
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22:17 - 22:22If you nosebleed everyday
till you graduate, -
22:22 - 22:29Then my girl will be yours.
I guarantee! -
22:29 - 22:34Teacher, I'll nosebleed everyday.
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22:34 - 22:37Il-mae is mine.
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22:37 - 22:45You can't give her
to anybody else. Ok? Dad? -
22:45 - 22:50I got it.
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22:50 - 23:15Gees... You're so heavy.
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23:15 - 23:20You see the spot I'm on
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23:20 - 23:23Marked with white paint?
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23:23 - 23:24Yes, teacher!
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23:24 - 23:28This is the spot,
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23:28 - 23:35where you freshmen's proud 6 year
senior SOHN Tae-il fell down -
23:35 - 23:47bleeding from both nostrils with
college exam scores in his hand. -
23:47 - 24:00That's when I found out
a man can survive -
24:00 - 24:07way too much nosebleeding.
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24:07 - 24:14You all know the proud tradition
of our Kang High, right? -
24:14 - 24:16Yes, sir!
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24:16 - 24:17Say it!
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24:17 - 24:22One! We don't have
guidance department! -
24:22 - 24:23And?
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24:23 - 24:28One! We're the worst enemy
of the Red Cross! -
24:28 - 24:33That's how it happened!
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24:33 - 24:37When Tae-il made top 3,000,
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24:37 - 24:40and got early accepted to Seoul
National University, -
24:40 - 24:48our principal said to the
Department of Education, -
24:48 - 24:55''Our students study so hard and
nosebleed everyday, -
24:55 - 25:00they don't have any blood to
donate! -
25:00 - 25:17From now on, Kang High is the
worst enemy of the Red Cross!'' -
25:17 - 25:22Goddamn persistent kid!
Worse than a leech! -
25:22 - 25:28Father in-law!
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25:28 - 25:42Let's set the wedding date...
dad? -
25:42 - 25:54First, go to college.
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25:54 - 25:58Welcome! Welcome!
This is Seoul National University! -
25:58 - 26:08My school!
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26:08 - 26:12I got into the law school,
like you told me to. -
26:12 - 26:17So, let me marry her now!
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26:17 - 26:25Il-mae's college expels students
who get married before graduating. -
26:25 - 26:28You're joking, right?
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26:28 - 26:32What are you doing?
Where are you going? -
26:32 - 26:38Now I'm in a law school, he's gonna
ask me to pass the bar exam, -
26:38 - 26:41Then finish the judicial trainings
And after that, -
26:41 - 26:44who knows what excuse
he's gonna come up with. -
26:44 - 26:50SOHN Tae-il!! Stop right there!
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26:50 - 26:54Where are we going?
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26:54 - 26:58Let's do it! Let's make a baby!
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26:58 - 27:03Are you crazy?
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27:03 - 27:06What?
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27:06 - 27:11I can't betray my dad like that!
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27:11 - 27:21What about me, then?
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27:21 - 27:25Math workbook pg.216, #14-8!
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27:25 - 27:30What are all critical points,
if there are any, of a function -
27:30 - 27:38where k(t) equals to one divide by
the square root of ''t'' minus -
27:38 - 27:40squared positive one?
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27:40 - 27:41Answer!
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27:41 - 27:47its critical point is
(0, 1). -
27:47 - 28:13Buddha, the God of Mercy...
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28:13 - 28:26Name, SOHN Tae-il!
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28:26 - 28:31Il-mae!
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28:31 - 28:34Il-mae!
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28:34 - 28:40Is he ok?
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28:40 - 28:44Exactly then, you know
what your father said to me? -
28:44 - 28:49''C'mon, Tae-il!
Just a bit more!'' -
28:49 - 28:54What am I? His slave?
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28:54 - 29:03If I keep listening to your dad,
then I'm gonna die as a virgin! -
29:03 - 29:06Let's go in! What the...!
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29:06 - 29:10You kidnap my daughter
in open daylight? -
29:10 - 29:13You crazy punk!
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29:13 - 29:16We're gonna have a baby first.
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29:16 - 29:19Have what?
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29:19 - 29:37Dad! Tae-il!
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29:37 - 29:46Stop right there! You little shit.
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29:46 - 30:07You think you can run away?
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30:07 - 30:12Kneel down!
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30:12 - 30:22Release him.
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30:22 - 30:29We have laws in this country!
You think you can get away with -
30:29 - 30:34abduction and physical assault?
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30:34 - 30:39I've lived well without any laws.
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30:39 - 30:47You piece of shit didn't pass
the bar exam yet, so what the hell
do you know about the law? -
30:47 - 30:54This is your mother in law.
Give her a bow. -
30:54 - 31:10Mom! Look how bad he's treating
one and only son in law. -
31:10 - 31:17If she were alive,
she'd be in her early 40's -
31:17 - 31:24But I only remember her as
a high school girl who likes fast food. -
31:24 - 31:29You mean...
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31:29 - 31:33That's right.
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31:33 - 31:43We both were in high school
when she got pregnant. -
31:43 - 31:49I don't like you! No, I fear you!
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31:49 - 31:54You're just like how I used to be.
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31:54 - 32:01You don't know anything about her.
About her pain and suffering... -
32:01 - 32:06What you see is all you know.
Is that real love? -
32:06 - 32:09Bull shit!
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32:09 - 32:15You're just pleasing yourself.
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32:15 - 32:18Look at me!
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32:18 - 32:24I loved Il-mae's mom to death...
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32:24 - 32:33but she was gone at 18!
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32:33 - 32:44If you really love her, then you
have to know how to protect her! -
32:44 - 32:48Tae-il!
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32:48 - 32:52Yes, sir!
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32:52 - 32:56Il-mae isn't going anywhere.
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32:56 - 33:01I swear I'll keep her safe.
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33:01 - 33:09So, can she stay with me just
a little longer? -
33:09 - 33:18Can you please leave her with me
just a little longer? -
33:18 - 33:24Teacher...
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33:24 - 33:30I'll protect her!
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33:30 - 33:34Up until I graduate and
pass the bar exam, -
33:34 - 33:40I won't even touch her hair!
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33:40 - 33:43Thanks.
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33:43 - 33:48Kiss... I'll allow kissing.
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33:48 - 33:54Nonsense! If I kiss her, then
I'd wanna touch her boobs. -
33:54 - 33:59And if I touch her boobs, then I'll cross
the line that I must not cross. -
33:59 - 34:11Until the day you give Il-mae's hand
to me, I'll keep her intact, and virgin! -
34:11 - 34:26Tae-il!
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34:26 - 34:32What a lie!
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34:32 - 34:35She is a slut.
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34:35 - 34:44She slept with me a lot
when she's in high school. -
34:44 - 34:48She wasn't even a virgin
when we first had sex. -
34:48 - 34:52She already had abortions,
even five times! -
34:52 - 34:57And her tube got so damaged
that she can't even have a baby. -
34:57 - 34:59How do you know her so well?
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34:59 - 35:07How? She's my first love
and so am I to her. -
35:07 - 35:10Out my window, I can see
Il-mae's room well. -
35:10 - 35:15That's my room.
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35:15 - 35:20Well done, Tae-il.
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35:20 - 35:35I protect my girl, sir!
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35:35 - 35:40Il-mae, I had a really good time tonight.
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35:40 - 35:43I'm sorry about...
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35:43 - 35:59That's ok. Your friend Tae-il
always adds thrill to our date. -
35:59 - 36:22I don't see him.
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36:22 - 36:30Tae-il! You!!
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36:30 - 36:37Shit!
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36:37 - 36:50I'm gonna get wrinkled and die
as a virgin without kissing a man -
36:50 - 36:55Why don't you go for Tae-il?
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36:55 - 37:21Tae-il?
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37:21 - 37:25Do you really love me?
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37:25 - 37:29If you really love me,
if you can hear my heart, -
37:29 - 37:39then please look at me.
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37:39 - 37:57Stop that gibberish.
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37:57 - 37:59You really gonna be like this?
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37:59 - 38:08You're an animal with
too much testosterone! -
38:08 - 38:17Patience!
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38:17 - 38:22Other boys? I hooked up
Yonsei University boys -
38:22 - 38:24with girls from Sookmyung University.
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38:24 - 38:33Only Ewha girls here!
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38:33 - 38:37I'm the only one who stands up to pee.
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38:37 - 38:39So no need to worry, sir!
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38:39 - 38:43How do you manage to
prepare for the bar exam? -
38:43 - 38:46I brought everything with me.
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38:46 - 38:55I'm confident in memorizing
with my IQ, I gotta go, bye! -
38:55 - 39:00How do you say ''Eat it while
it's warm'' in local dialect? -
39:00 - 39:09Slurp it while it's hot.
Slurp it while it's hot. -
39:09 - 39:20Let's see, where is Il-mae's
cold medicine? -
39:20 - 39:25It's her shampoo, snacks.
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39:25 - 39:31Where is it? Oh, here it is.
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39:31 - 39:38Hello! It's time for my girl
to take her medicine! -
39:38 - 39:44Il-mae!
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39:44 - 39:49She went swimming with a boy
she met in the lobby. -
39:49 - 40:02I can't even leave her alone
for 2 seconds! -
40:02 - 40:08Don't you think it's way
too much sexy? -
40:08 - 40:13Not at all. I have to knock him.
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40:13 - 40:18out with one punch!
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40:18 - 40:31Il-mae! JOO Il-mae!
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40:31 - 40:42SOHN Tae-il! Let's see
who's gonna win this time! -
40:42 - 41:03Where is that bastard?
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41:03 - 41:08What... what are you doing?
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41:08 - 41:13Thanks, Tae-il.
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41:13 - 41:14For... for what?
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41:14 - 41:36For looking after me till now.
You don't have to do it anymore. -
41:36 - 41:40This is our last trip of
our college years. -
41:40 - 41:44I want to make a memorable moment
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41:44 - 41:49with you! Right now!
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41:49 - 42:01Here?
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42:01 - 42:05Tae-il.
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42:05 - 42:22Teacher, please forgive me!
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42:22 - 42:24Wake up!
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42:24 - 42:30Too much testosterone!
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42:30 - 42:38Cover up yourself well
before you come out. -
42:38 - 42:42Stop right there!
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42:42 - 42:44I can't move anyway.
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42:44 - 42:50Tae-il, if you walk out on me now
then it's over. -
42:50 - 42:54You might never see me again!
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42:54 - 42:58Do you hear me?
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42:58 - 43:04Calm down and come out!
After giving you your medication, -
43:04 - 43:08I've got a lot to study tonight!
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43:08 - 43:20You fool! What's so important
about that stupid promise? -
43:20 - 43:27I need you... right now...
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43:27 - 43:56There might not be next time...
Stupid... -
43:56 - 44:02- Are you telling the truth?
- Yes, sir! -
44:02 - 44:08You finally did it!
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44:08 - 44:20Everyone! Tae-il passed
the level 1 bar exam. -
44:20 - 44:23Sir, Il-mae is really mine, right?
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44:23 - 44:30Of course! She's all yours!
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44:30 - 44:33Where are you?
Are you with her? -
44:33 - 44:40My whereabouts is a top secret.
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44:40 - 44:50I'm preparing a present for her.
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44:50 - 44:53Ouch... Be careful, will you?
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44:53 - 45:00Alright. We're giving you a cool
finishing stitches. -
45:00 - 45:03We can't stitch it up like this.
Relax, will you? -
45:03 - 45:05Relax!
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45:05 - 45:10What's that sound?
Did you get into a fight?
Are you hurt? -
45:10 - 45:21No, I'm fine. Teacher,
Il-mae is mine, right? -
45:21 - 45:24Everyone, bow to our teacher!
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45:24 - 45:28We welcome you, sir.
-
45:28 - 45:33Teacher!
-
45:33 - 45:37Tae-il!
-
45:37 - 45:48Tae-il!
-
45:48 - 45:53Why are you crying
on this happy day? -
45:53 - 46:05- Then why are you crying?
- Because I'm so proud of you! -
46:05 - 46:10How much did you nosebleed
this time? -
46:10 - 46:17Not too much. Only about a bucket
this big... 2 of it... -
46:17 - 46:23You did well.
-
46:23 - 46:34C'mon. Get up.
-
46:34 - 46:38So, where is your bride?
-
46:38 - 46:39My bride?
-
46:39 - 46:45Yes, your bride!
-
46:45 - 46:53Of course!
My bride just got off work. -
46:53 - 46:55So my bride should be here soon.
-
46:55 - 47:04Oh, I see...
-
47:04 - 47:12you're already getting excited
just thinking about her, huh? -
47:12 - 47:16Teacher! Please, don't touch it.
-
47:16 - 47:18Don't be shy.
-
47:18 - 47:30She's here!
-
47:30 - 47:36Hello?
-
47:36 - 47:47Tae-il... What are you doing?
-
47:47 - 47:51Tae-il!
-
47:51 - 48:01Congratulations!
Tae-il passed
level 1 bar exam -
48:01 - 48:07Did you really?
-
48:07 - 48:16JOO Il-mae! How lonely you've been,
spending so many nights, -
48:16 - 48:36all by yourself! Open it.
-
48:36 - 48:47This is my heart. From now on,
I'll breathe if you tell me to breathe, -
48:47 - 48:54And I'll stop if you tell me to stop.
-
48:54 - 49:04Stupid! You're so stupid!
-
49:04 - 49:23Stupid! Stupid!
-
49:23 - 49:29Teacher!
-
49:29 - 49:31Teacher!
-
49:31 - 49:32Dad!
-
49:32 - 49:35- For Tae-il!
- For Tae-il! -
49:35 - 49:45Always wait for your return...
your apartment! -
49:45 - 50:00I call you because I miss you!
And I hear your lovely voice... -
50:00 - 50:02Stop!
-
50:02 - 50:07This is the happiest day in my life
-
50:07 - 50:13since the birth of
my daughter Il-mae! -
50:13 - 50:18Since we're in full swing of
celebration, -
50:18 - 50:23let's have the engagement
ceremony for SOHN Tae-il -
50:23 - 50:26and JOO Il-mae right now!
-
50:26 - 50:29Dad!
-
50:29 - 50:31Yes?
-
50:31 - 50:35I wanna get married!
-
50:35 - 50:44Sure! I'm so proud of Tae-il,
my SOHN in law! -
50:44 - 50:49It's not Tae-il!
-
50:49 - 50:54It's not him
-
50:54 - 51:04He's not the one I want to marry!
-
51:04 - 51:09Teacher, you're just joking
with me, right? -
51:09 - 51:14You're worried that
I'm gonna mess up the 2nd exam, -
51:14 - 51:16And that's why you're doing this.
-
51:16 - 51:22Shut up!
-
51:22 - 51:34Please tell me this isn't real.
Tell me Il-mae wasn't serious. -
51:34 - 51:42What did you tell me before?
''Sir, I protect my woman!'' -
51:42 - 51:48Well... you did really well.
-
51:48 - 51:51I trusted you with my daughter...
-
51:51 - 52:01Teacher.
-
52:01 - 52:12You're worthless!
-
52:12 - 52:18Even if this is the end of the world,
you can't do this to him. -
52:18 - 52:21You know he lived his whole life
just for you. -
52:21 - 52:25You're killing him.
-
52:25 - 52:33But, dad, I slept with that man.
Many many times! -
52:33 - 52:40What?
-
52:40 - 53:33I'm not a virgin anymore.
That's why I can't go back to Tae-il. -
53:33 - 53:46You worthless shit.
-
53:46 - 53:50We did our best.
-
53:50 - 53:54Okay, let's make a contract.
-
53:54 - 53:59Thank you. I'll convey your message
to our president. -
53:59 - 54:07They want to contract
the agreement. -
54:07 - 54:15Il-mae! Il-mae! Get off me!
-
54:15 - 54:17Let's go!
-
54:17 - 54:20What are you doing?
-
54:20 - 54:24It all started when we came to Seoul.
-
54:24 - 54:25So let's go back to Pusan!
-
54:25 - 54:27- Tae-il!
- Come on! -
54:27 - 54:32Let's go back to Pusan!
-
54:32 - 54:34What am I? A joke?
-
54:34 - 54:39You think you can just show up
like this and -
54:39 - 54:45cause all this ruckus and I'd
go with you? -
54:45 - 54:55Il-mae, I love you! I really do!
-
54:55 - 55:10You don't know what love is!
-
55:10 - 55:11- Il-mae!
- Excuse me, sir! -
55:11 - 55:15- Get off me!
- Sir! -
55:15 - 55:18Il-mae, don't do this. Think about it
one more time. -
55:18 - 55:22Do you know how I raised you?
-
55:22 - 55:23Why are you acting like this?
-
55:23 - 55:29- Let's go, ok?
- Get off me!! -
55:29 - 55:31Tae-il! Tae-il!
-
55:31 - 55:36If you don't go with me, then
I'm gonna kill myself right here! -
55:36 - 55:39I already gave you my heart.
-
55:39 - 55:44I can't live without you!
-
55:44 - 55:48Don't be stupid. I'm not going.
-
55:48 - 55:54Il-mae! Il-mae!
-
55:54 - 56:02Tae-il!
-
56:02 - 56:08Teacher, the sky looks
awfully blue today! -
56:08 - 56:46Tae-il!
-
56:46 - 56:54I can't believe she's doing this!
Now what's gonna happen to him? -
56:54 - 56:59What am I supposed to do now?
-
56:59 - 57:05You awake? You know how long
you've been passed out? -
57:05 - 57:113 days!
You really scared me this time. -
57:11 - 57:18I prepared some seafood porridge.
-
57:18 - 57:21Kang-chul left his gang and
opened up a sushi restaurant. -
57:21 - 57:38He made this for you using
only the freshest ingredients! -
57:38 - 57:47Too hot, huh?
Should I cool it down for you? -
57:47 - 57:54Give me a cigarette!
-
57:54 - 58:01What? You got a problem?
-
58:01 - 58:13No. I heard in Japan a father and
daughter in law smoke together. -
58:13 - 58:19I say, where are the morals
and ethics in that? -
58:19 - 58:26I mean, it's about liberation.
-
58:26 - 58:28Cultural liberation!
-
58:28 - 58:38We need to adopt that thinking
too, right? -
58:38 - 58:43- So what are you gonna do?
- About what? -
58:43 - 58:50About Il-mae!
-
58:50 - 58:54We'll get her back. We will.
-
58:54 - 59:19How the hell are you gonna get her back
when her heart has changed? -
59:19 - 59:32First, we gotta find out
who that guy is -
59:32 - 59:36Il-mae!
-
59:36 - 59:40English, French, Japanese and now,
Chinese, too? -
59:40 - 60:07Wow, I'd better study harder
to be your husband -
60:07 - 60:08Who beat you?
-
60:08 - 60:19I don't know. A woman came
into the bathroom and... -
60:19 - 60:28Il-mae!
How about a hot cup of coffee? -
60:28 - 60:29I'll get it.
-
60:29 - 60:34Nonsense. I'll get it. Wait here.
-
60:34 - 60:39Relax!
-
60:39 - 60:47Come on, spill it out!
-
60:47 - 60:50I'm sorry! Please stop.
I have hemorrhoid. -
60:50 - 60:56You should listen to your buddy
if he tells you to stop. -
60:56 - 61:01No, you're worse. If you're
his friend, you should've stopped him. -
61:01 - 61:05- Look! Look over there!
- Hold on. I should punish... -
61:05 - 61:14We got the wrong guy.
-
61:14 - 61:22Shit!
-
61:22 - 61:38- Why didn't you tell me earlier!!
- You didn't listen! -
61:38 - 61:40Would you like to order?
-
61:40 - 61:46In a minute. Calm down!
-
61:46 - 61:54Really?
-
61:54 - 62:00Bastard! What?
-
62:00 - 62:06You must know your enemy to win!
-
62:06 - 62:10What's there to know? He's a rich boy
with tons of money! Fuck. -
62:10 - 62:39Fuck? Watch your language!
What am I? Your friend? -
62:39 - 62:42LEE Seung-no! Age, 30!
-
62:42 - 62:56According to my investigation,
he emigrated to US at the age of 12, -
62:56 - 62:59received masters in psychology, then
graduated Harvard Law School, -
62:59 - 63:01received MBA at Wharton and
-
63:01 - 63:04returned to Korea in 1999.
-
63:04 - 63:10Impressive! Level 1 bar exam is
nothing compared to him. -
63:10 - 63:13Are you on my side or his?
-
63:13 - 63:19Of course I'm on your side.
-
63:19 - 63:22In 1999, he established
Phoenix Software, which -
63:22 - 63:27exports various games to
international markets. -
63:27 - 63:35In 2001, he was awarded for his
excellence in his industry. -
63:35 - 63:49Any weaknesses?
-
63:49 - 63:56Neuschwanstein, or sometimes
it's known as New Swan Castle. -
63:56 - 64:08King Ludwig ll, a fan of Wagner,
built this castle for his lover. -
64:08 - 64:17But sadly, they never lived
together, right? -
64:17 - 64:21I'm different.
-
64:21 - 64:32I won't spend my life only building
a castle for someone I love -
64:32 - 64:40Il-mae, I love you!
-
64:40 - 64:45Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Hey, look at that
cuckoo flying over there! -
64:45 - 64:50You only know one side of a coin.
-
64:50 - 64:542002 Sisa English pg. 482.
-
64:54 - 64:57King Ludwig ll and Wagner were
gay lovers. -
64:57 - 65:06Eventually, Ludwig destroyed
the castle, missing him -
65:06 - 65:11Why don't you go look for
a young boy? -
65:11 - 65:14Tae-il! You!!!
-
65:14 - 65:18Take a good look at these!
-
65:18 - 65:28A dog collar... At the office...
In the car... this one is outdoor... -
65:28 - 65:31Do you see now?
-
65:31 - 65:33He has so many women,
besides you! -
65:33 - 65:39He's about quantity. Not quality!
-
65:39 - 65:44He's not a man. He's a dog!
-
65:44 - 65:48A dog!
-
65:48 - 65:51Let's go.
-
65:51 - 65:56Maybe you're too shocked to
fully understand the situation here. -
65:56 - 66:02No. It's you who's not
getting the situation. -
66:02 - 66:03I knew he had other women,
-
66:03 - 66:11but I didn't care. Because I liked him
and that's all it mattered. -
66:11 - 66:16I'm sorry about this.
Let's go somewhere else. -
66:16 - 66:20Are you crazy?
-
66:20 - 66:22What are you doing with
this playboy? -
66:22 - 66:26I'd rather be with a playboy who
knows how to love me, -
66:26 - 66:32than a kid like you who doesn't
even know what love is. -
66:32 - 66:35Nice photoshop work.
-
66:35 - 66:40Pervert.
-
66:40 - 66:44Fine! You can call me pervert or
-
66:44 - 66:49whatever you want!
But what about me? -
66:49 - 66:54I lived my whole life just for you!
-
66:54 - 67:11What about me then?
-
67:11 - 67:15Who are you?
-
67:15 - 67:25Me? An international referee.
-
67:25 - 67:38Ready?
-
67:38 - 67:40Hello?
-
67:40 - 67:44Teacher, I forgot to tell you
one thing about LEE Seung-no. -
67:44 - 68:11He's a master in judo,
aikido and fencing! -
68:11 - 68:16Tae-il! Are you ok?
-
68:16 - 68:24Teacher... he's pretty damn strong!
-
68:24 - 68:39Tae-il! Tae-il!
-
68:39 - 68:51Il-mae, I shouldn't say this
as your dad, but... -
68:51 - 69:00I think purity of heart is
more important than that of body. -
69:00 - 69:07I believe Tae-il loves you for
who you are in your heart. -
69:07 - 69:17Can't you just give him
one more chance? -
69:17 - 69:32Dad, give me a kiss!
-
69:32 - 69:37You crazy?
-
69:37 - 69:51You can't do it, right?
Neither can I. Tae-il is like that. -
69:51 - 69:57He's my childhood buddy.
Like a brother. -
69:57 - 70:02I can't even kiss him.
-
70:02 - 70:06Really?
-
70:06 - 70:13It's too late, dad.
-
70:13 - 70:25I just want to be his friend.
-
70:25 - 70:32I'm worried.
He'd never give you up. -
70:32 - 70:38There's only one solution.
-
70:38 - 70:47I should marry Seung-no quickly
-
70:47 - 70:51Tae-il! Are you out of your mind?
-
70:51 - 70:55Why are you burning your books?
-
70:55 - 71:00The reason for my existence was
to marry Il-mae. -
71:00 - 71:04Not becoming a judge
or a district attorney. -
71:04 - 71:05Tae-il! Tae-il!
-
71:05 - 71:11Oh my god!
-
71:11 - 71:45Fire! Fire!
-
71:45 - 71:51JOO Il-mae, come back to me!
I love you forever. -
71:51 - 71:52Come back to me, JOO Il-mae!
Come back to me, JOO Il-mae! -
71:52 - 72:10JOO Il-mae, come back to me!
JOO... Il-mae!! -
72:10 - 72:14''Prepare yourself for death, and
you'll live and prepare yourself -
72:14 - 72:17for life and you'll die!''
said General LEE. -
72:17 - 72:31Chinese textbook pg.118, line 4!
-
72:31 - 72:49Love is like a marathon!
I must eat to win! -
72:49 - 72:53Merciless bastard!
You can't take her away from me! -
72:53 - 72:55Maybe today is the D-day.
-
72:55 - 73:05They dined at a fancy restaurant
and danced at a jazz bar, right? -
73:05 - 73:08Then, he probably gave her
Neuschwanstein and said, -
73:08 - 73:14he won't be a fool who
only builds a castle... -
73:14 - 73:18then a kiss.
-
73:18 - 73:22They didn't kiss.
-
73:22 - 73:27That's not the point!
-
73:27 - 73:35With a little bit of alcohol and
sweet words, he melts her heart -
73:35 - 73:39Then with a seal of love,
the game is over -
73:39 - 73:52She becomes his woman.
-
73:52 - 73:56You really like polar bears that much?
-
73:56 - 74:03JOO Il-mae!
-
74:03 - 74:19Tae-il! You're impossible.
-
74:19 - 74:25Please let her go. Please.
-
74:25 - 74:35You could have anything in the world.
-
74:35 - 74:39But she's all I have.
-
74:39 - 74:47Please let her go. I beg of you.
-
74:47 - 74:56Il-mae! I never even got a chance
to show you how much I love you. -
74:56 - 75:07Just give me one chance!
-
75:07 - 75:11He looks just like a weasel
-
75:11 - 75:15Tonight is not the first night
we're sleeping together. -
75:15 - 75:21We've done it countless times.
-
75:21 - 75:24So, don't bother me anymore.
-
75:24 - 75:28You bitch! Bother you?
-
75:28 - 75:33I've been bothering you?
How about me? -
75:33 - 75:38You think I enjoyed packing
your lunch for 4 years? -
75:38 - 75:41And reserving your seat at the library?
-
75:41 - 75:50Do you think doing your
laundry was fun? -
75:50 - 76:03Really?
-
76:03 - 76:09It's nice to know
how you really felt. -
76:09 - 76:13Can I go now?
-
76:13 - 76:22Get out of my sight!
You make me want to puke! -
76:22 - 76:24No, I'll go.
-
76:24 - 77:33I'm so shamed I wasted my life
chasing after a slut like you! -
77:33 - 77:38What? I ask you to go to Seoul
-
77:38 - 77:40to look after Tae-il and
investigate Il-mae's affairs. -
77:40 - 77:47And, now you
return and cry like a girl. -
77:47 - 77:50Il-mae went to the hospital.
-
77:50 - 77:55So, I thought she's gonna see
a gynecologist. -
77:55 - 78:13Hospital?
-
78:13 - 78:16She has the myelodysplastic
syndromes, -
78:16 - 78:21the same illness that
took away your wife. -
78:21 - 78:58Oh, lord.
-
78:58 - 79:09Teacher, you're so light.
You got no meat on your legs. -
79:09 - 79:13You've gotten so thin.
-
79:13 - 79:20You need to eat more.
-
79:20 - 79:27I'm not light.
You've become stronger. -
79:27 - 79:30Tae-il.
-
79:30 - 79:34Yes, teacher.
-
79:34 - 79:37Are you really ok?
-
79:37 - 79:43Of course. I'm fine.
-
79:43 - 79:50It's not a big deal to me
-
79:50 - 79:56The funny thing is, the date for the
2nd exam is the same date -
79:56 - 80:02as Il-mae's wedding date.
-
80:02 - 80:11Good. There is no reason why
you should attend her wedding. -
80:11 - 80:19Go on and do well on your exam
and pass it with flying colors. -
80:19 - 80:23Don't worry about me.
-
80:23 - 80:34I'll pass the exam... get married...
have kids... -
80:34 - 80:40then I will come back to see you.
-
80:40 - 80:53I'll never forget...
all you've done for me. -
80:53 - 81:32Alright.
-
81:32 - 81:44Who is it? Dad?
-
81:44 - 81:46Dad, Dad!
-
81:46 - 82:05Tae-il... Tae-il...
-
82:05 - 82:22Tae-il! SOHN Tae-il!
-
82:22 - 82:25JOO Il-mae!
-
82:25 - 82:27Yes?
-
82:27 - 82:30Eat well and live well!
-
82:30 - 82:35Eat well and...
-
82:35 - 82:40don't get sick, ok?
-
82:40 - 82:50If you do get sick,
don't get too sick. Ok? -
82:50 - 82:59You too! Don't get into
any more troubles! -
82:59 - 83:05And don't be so stubborn, ok?
-
83:05 - 83:13Stop worrying about me.
-
83:13 - 83:20I'll be fine.
-
83:20 - 83:41Goodbye.
-
83:41 - 83:49Tae-il! Do you know why
I'm marrying him? -
83:49 - 83:54Because he has other women.
-
83:54 - 84:05He'll easily fall in love again.
-
84:05 - 84:07Even without me,
-
84:07 - 84:13he'll continue to live
a happy life! -
84:13 - 84:22But, you can't do that.
-
84:22 - 84:25You'll only think of me
and love me! -
84:25 - 84:35Just like my dad!
-
84:35 - 84:45I can't let you become
like my dad. -
84:45 - 84:57Dad, I'm not a bad person,
am I? -
84:57 - 85:04Of course not.
-
85:04 - 85:23Like a flower... like a star...
you're the loveliest girl in the world... -
85:23 - 85:31Dad, let's practice the wedding march.
-
85:31 - 85:42We have to be careful
not to step on my dress. -
85:42 - 87:00Alright, alright.
-
87:00 - 88:13Il-mae!!!
-
88:13 - 88:26- Tilt your head a bit to the left.
- Turn it just a little. -
88:26 - 88:32My love, do you know
what I did today? -
88:32 - 88:40I went to the photo studio with
Il-mae and took pictures. -
88:40 - 88:47She braided her hair and
wore this really pretty dress. -
88:47 - 88:57And we took a picture together.
-
88:57 - 89:05She was trying to do what
you and I couldn't do. -
89:05 - 89:17Do you know what she said to me
as she took her portrait? -
89:17 - 89:32She smiled and said,
-
89:32 - 89:40''Dad, I've a very happy life.
-
89:40 - 89:48So please don't cry
when you look at this picture.'' -
89:48 - 89:59And she smiled.
-
89:59 - 90:12My lovely child... my sweet child...
-
90:12 - 90:29Teacher, you're killing yourself.
Please don't do this. -
90:29 - 90:39The 45th Level 2
bar exam center -
90:39 - 91:11Begin.
-
91:11 - 91:20It would be much appreciated
if you'd participated in blood drive. -
91:20 - 91:22What the hell are you saying?
-
91:22 - 91:34Of course it's our duty as his students
to do as much as we can. -
91:34 - 91:37- What's going on?
- Get off me!! You bastards! -
91:37 - 91:39SOHN Tae-il! You bastard!
-
91:39 - 91:42How can you take a test right now?
-
91:42 - 91:46Tae-il, come out here! You know
what Il-mae did for you? -
91:46 - 91:49Get off me! She... Tae-il, she's...
-
91:49 - 91:55Tae-il doesn't understand why.
-
91:55 - 91:59He's just trying to forget her
because she told him to. -
91:59 - 92:07Come on! Step on the accelerator!
-
92:07 - 92:15He has no clue that she's doing
this for his own sake -
92:15 - 92:19For the only person she ever loved...
-
92:19 - 92:25she wants him to be happy
even when she's not here anymore. -
92:25 - 92:30My love, what am I supposed to do?
-
92:30 - 92:36What can I do?
-
92:36 - 92:47I now pronounce you to be
husband and wife. -
92:47 - 92:56Nonsense!
-
92:56 - 93:00- Nullify this marriage!
- Nullify! Nullify! -
93:00 - 93:03What the hell do you think
you're doing? -
93:03 - 93:12Ladies and gentlemen, this girl
right here, is a horrible person! -
93:12 - 93:15This stupid girl...
-
93:15 - 93:21She's suffering from the same illness
which took her mom away... -
93:21 - 93:26So I can live happily by myself...
-
93:26 - 93:34So I can pass the exam and
live happily by myself! -
93:34 - 93:42Il-mae, did you really think
I'd be fine? -
93:42 - 93:47I already gave you my heart.
-
93:47 - 93:57How am I supposed to
live without you? -
93:57 - 94:06And our teacher...
he's a horrible person, too. -
94:06 - 94:08As her father...
-
94:08 - 94:29this is how he shows his love.
-
94:29 - 94:39Tae-il, why are you doing this to her?
-
94:39 - 94:44What can she do now?
-
94:44 - 94:48That's exactly why
I cannot allow this marriage. -
94:48 - 94:54If you'd known your wife's gonna die,
would you've not loved her? -
94:54 - 95:14Answer me!
-
95:14 - 95:20Il-mae!
-
95:20 - 95:27I never regret loving your mother.
-
95:27 - 95:34Your mother was the best thing
that ever happened to me. -
95:34 - 96:02Even now, everyday of my life is
filled of joy because your mom! -
96:02 - 96:09Please, forgive her.
-
96:09 - 96:12And please release her.
-
96:12 - 96:20Allow me to be at her side
till her last day. -
96:20 - 96:34- Please release her.
- Please! Release her! -
96:34 - 97:07This marriage is... nullified!
-
97:07 - 97:21Tae-il! I'm sick.
And I'll get sicker. -
97:21 - 97:34I'm afraid I won't be able to
be with you much longer -
97:34 - 97:44You can't die. I won't let you.
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97:44 - 97:48Forget the law school! I'll study
and go to a medical school -
97:48 - 98:14I'm gonna find out a cure
for your illness -
98:14 - 98:16I pretended I was asleep
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98:16 - 98:22and he's already snoring. Little fool...
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98:22 - 98:29Our first kiss was a long awaited one...
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98:29 - 98:45Thinking about our first kiss
still makes my heart flutter... -
98:45 - 98:51I love you, Tae-il!
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98:51 - 99:06Teacher, I can't say that!
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99:06 - 99:18Tae-il.
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99:18 - 99:47I can't... I can't do that here.
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99:47 - 99:55Let go of her, will you?
Let go of her. -
99:55 - 100:01Never! I'll never let her go!
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100:01 - 100:10I'm gonna cure her illness and
we're gonna live happily together -
100:10 -till our deaths do us apart
teeth fall out.
- Title:
- Crazy First Love (첫사랑 사수 궐기대회) Full Movie ( Eng Subs)
- Description:
-
Tae-il is a super problem child of Kang High. He has on incredible IQ of 148, but he's only interested in marrying his first love Il-mae. Young-dal, Il-mae's father openly declares that he would allow Tae-il to marry his daughter if he could be admitted to the Law School of Seoul National University and pass the Judicial Examination. From then on, Tae-il's ultimate missions are to study and protect Il-mae from all the sleazeballs who approach her!
- Duration:
- 01:42:50
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