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Why You've Never Met The 4th Haim Sister (with Brie Larson)

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    (drum beat)
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    - [Este] Is Grandma okay?
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    - [Danielle] I know, she
    sounded weird about Grandma.
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    - [Alana] I don't know.
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    - It's a little weird.
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    (squeals)
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    - My beautiful sisters are here!
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    - [All] Hi!
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    - Okay...
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    - Come on sit down, sit down, sit down!
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    - Thanks.
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    - Okay.
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    - Let's go!
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    - Okay.
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    - Okay, thank you guys for coming over
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    on such short notice.
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    Can I get you anything?
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    Um, Kool-Aid?
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    - Oh.
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    Oh, sorry, I...
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    I thought you were gonna like,
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    keep listing off, like, things to give us
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    and you just said Kool-Aid.
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    - Okay, do you want the Kool-Aid or not?
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    - I'm, yeah, I'm fine.
    - I'm okay on Kool-Aid.
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    - So what's going on?
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    You said we need to talk
    about Grandma or something.
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    - Oh, no, this has nothing
    to do with Grandma.
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    I haven't spoken to Grandma in six years,
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    ever since she got really mad
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    because I stole her identity.
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    - Oh, you did, though.
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    You stole it.
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    - Right, but she didn't have
    to be such a B about it.
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    Bitch?
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    That's what I--
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    - Yeah, clear.
    - That stands for B.
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    Well, you just had these blank faces
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    so I just want to make sure,
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    keep you guys in the loop.
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    - Why are we here?
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    What's going on?
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    - Okay, so I brought you here today
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    in my beautiful home.
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    - This is Mom's home.
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    - Okay, it's me and Mom's home.
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    If you wanna nitpick it.
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    I have really exciting news.
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    Um...
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    I'm ready to be in the band.
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    - Oh.
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    Okay.
    - Okay.
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    - All right.
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    - Frime.
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    It's not gonna happen.
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    - Well why the frick not?
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    Why can't it be four sisters?
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    I mean The Beatles made it work.
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    - I mean, they weren't siblings.
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    - Oh, really, they just happened
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    to all have the same last name?
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    - They're not related.
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    It's, like, not a last name.
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    - Please!
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    Please, please, please!
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    Please just let me be in the band.
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    I'm just really tired of you
    guys being ashamed of me.
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    I am your sister.
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    No one even knows who Frime "Hayme" is!
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    - Frime.
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    - [Frime] Mm-hmm?
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    - Your last name is Haim.
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    It's the same as our last name.
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    - Frime Haim.
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    - That's your name.
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    I don't understand how
    you don't know that.
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    - Because you never tell me anything!
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    I didn't even know that you
    had a new album coming out.
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    You know, you could've called me up.
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    I could've, you know, done
    a little guest work on it.
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    - But like...
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    Like, what do you do?
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    - What do you do?
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    What do you do?
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    - I sing.
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    I write.
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    - Danielle plays guitar.
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    Este plays bass.
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    - I have a PhD, actually.
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    - Okay, I didn't ask for you
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    to just have a full bragging session.
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    I don't need your resume right now.
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    - Okay.
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    - I'll have you know that I've
    been working on my own tunes
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    in the studio.
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    - Oh, what...
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    What studio?
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    - Well, do you remember Lavender?
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    - Your gynecologist?
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    - Well, she has her own studio
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    apartment.
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    - Oh.
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    - Okay.
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    - So, anyway, I wrote this song.
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    (clears throat)
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    (strums guitar)
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    Just one second.
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    It's hot in here, so just...
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    - Take your time.
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    ♫ Hey dudes
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    ♫ Don't make me mad
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    ♫ I'm the fourth "Hayme"
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    - (whispers) Haim
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    ♫ I'll make it better
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    - Yeah, that's...
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    - Okay, that's "Hey Jude."
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    - Well, what can I say?
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    Those brother's know what up.
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    (keys jangling)
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    - Oh!
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    Oh, hi!
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    My girls!
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    - Hi, Mommy!
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    - Oh yay!
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    I have something to tell you.
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    I wanna be in the band.
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    - [Haim] Mom!
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    - Mom!
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    - Oh my god!
    - No.
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    - There's already four
    girls in this band, Mom,
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    get out!
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    - Wow.
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    ("Forever" by Haim)
Title:
Why You've Never Met The 4th Haim Sister (with Brie Larson)
Description:

Frime Haim (Brie Larson), a.k.a. the other Haim sister, is finally ready to join the family band. Something tells us her sisters aren't thrilled about that.

Haim's new album "Something To Tell You" is out July 7.

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Credits:

Brie Larson as Frime Haim
Alana Haim as herself
Este Haim as herself
Danielle Haim as herself
Carnie Wilson as Mrs. Haim

Writer - D'Arcy Carden
Writer - Jen Statsky
Executive Producer - Jason Carden

Director - Lucia Aniello
Producer - Kate Lilly
Editor - Jennifer Chung
Post Producer - Alex Parks

Director of Photography - Hana Kitasei
Cam Op - Angelia Sciulli
Swing - Joey Luu
Makeup - Brielle McKenna
Sound Mixer - Ryan Bertolami
Production Manager - Vin Rella
Set PA - Chiara Montali

Second Unit:
Ryan Bender
Matt Krueger
Jack Bradley

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:16

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