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Awesome Series - Metal Gear Awesome Subtitled

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    Ugh, I hate this suit.
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    'Ey whazzup Snake?
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    Agh, can I take off the suit?
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    Yeah, whateva but it's pretty fucking cool.
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    [whack]
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    Hello Sawid Snaaake.
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    Oh my god hotness, I wanna BANG you.
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    Oh, I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous Sawid Snaaake!
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    Okay, shut up.
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    Scene of Snake Stripping- Holy Shit!
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    I'm going to get into this Hind now.
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    bwing bwing
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    Hey Snake chekkit go sneak that shit.
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    Okay.
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    Whose footprints are these?
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    What the fuck, I didn't expect that.
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    Faack.
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    Snake... Yo Snake... SNAAAAAKE!
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    SHUTHEFUKUP!!
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    Sorry G, I thought Snake was deeed.
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    Didn't even break a sweat.
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    Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
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    Hello Snake. It's been a while, do you remember me?
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    Liquid?
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    No this is McDonald Miller, your old buddy.
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    You... are you from "Snake's Revenge"?
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    No Snake, don't you remem-
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    Why's there a helicopter in the background?
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    It's my stomach, I'm hungry.
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    Hungry for WOOORMS?
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    No. Hungry for WOOOOOOORMS.
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    HAHAHAHAHA Shut up.
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    Snake likes penis
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    Air Duct Sequence!! Okay? Good.
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    Shut up for Chrissakes, I know how to climb a ladder Jesus ow my ear.
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    Sorry brah.
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    Thanks, Jesus.
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    Izz cool.
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    Another Air Duct Sequence! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Whoa awesome.
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    Hey, are you taking a dump?
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    Hell yeah.
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    So, tell me about Metal Gear.
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    Yoo KNEW?
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    fart
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    The game is fucking called Metal Gear Solid!
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    BLUUURT
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    Yeah fart Aw yeah fuuurt yeh fuuurt MM furrt yeah.
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    fart MM MM MMM
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    Yeah well, dey makin a new Metal Gear, and stuff, and I talked. I gave em the password.
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    BRRP Yeh... Brrp Aw yeah... you know when you have dhiarrea...
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    but it doesn't hurt when it comes out? It's so satisfying, man.
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    Gross.
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    BOOM
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    Yeah, the DARPA Chief died of a heart attack. I don't know what happened. Metal Gear. Whatever. Meryl's hot.
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    She Manese.
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    She's still hot asshole.
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    Get out you loser!
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    Shut up hotness.
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    THE SAFETY'S ON.
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    GROMNOMNOMNOM
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    You have rookie eyes.
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    They're transplants!
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    Shut up bitch.
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    STOP FUCKING CALLING.
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    Is that you're...
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    It's your uncle.
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    Oh, he's a fag.
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    ZHUNT
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    DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!
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    You fucking ate my gun.
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    Oh.
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    BOOM! dawg.
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    I gotta go.
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    I'll go on ahead, look at my ass.
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    Okay.
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    Remember this. This is important.
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    Cool.
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    I'm going to be a Boss!
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    Am I hallucinating?
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    Yuu like MEN.
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    You can see into my mind?!
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    No.
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    Fuck.
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    BOOM
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    What wuz dat noise?
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    This gun is the best gun EVER.
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    Oh.
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    Shing
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    Cool, maybe this will come in handy as a stupid plot device in the sequel!
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    What the hell, we didn't even fight yet.
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    BOOM
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    Another heart attack. What the hell is going on?
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    Yaw B dat looks like a bullet 'ole to me.
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    BOOM
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    Now to find...
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    Wait, whaddm I looking for?
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    bring bring
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    Colnel, how do I contact Meryl?
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    Oh, whoops.
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    bring
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    Never mind you're too hot.
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    FIVE DAYS LATER
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    Yeah, I donno what the fuck to do.
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    You have to look at the back of the CD case for Meryl's codec number.
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    Oh. Well how the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?
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    Colnel tells you.
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    Oh whoops.
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    What.
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    I killed him.
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    zhunt
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    boom
Title:
Awesome Series - Metal Gear Awesome Subtitled
Description:

The original, the classic, the 100 purest of the pure: Metal Gear AWESOME!!!

This spoof of Metal Gear Solid started the entire Awesome series, spawning an entire legacy of video game spoofs to follow.

And, I mean, it looks like a 5 year old made it, right?

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With subtitles, just in case you can't catch up. Not like you'll be able to catch up anyway.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:00

English subtitles

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