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峻宁峻宁:整蛊室友还得是你,这些招太绝了!#夹子音

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    a man should adhere to principles
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    Niu
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    I bought water in the supermarket and didn't have enough money
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    a woman next to me told me
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    she would pay it if I kiss her
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    In the daytime, I actually met this incident
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    so crazy
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    how did you get them?
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    I was too thirsty
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    your water
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    It turns out that we both met this
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    let's play chess. don't play tricks. behind you
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    don't regret it
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    my cannon killed your horse
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    wait
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    your general is dead. I won
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    how can your chariot take turns?
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    Meijia said this sports car can drift
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    how can you do this
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    how can you do this? let's play chess
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    you can't beat me
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    Meijia said that my soldier from special forces can kill your general
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    it's hard to guard against
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    he is invincible
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    that beauty is carrying so many bags
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    I want to help her
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    your voice will scare her
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    yeah, we are ashamed of you
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    let me do it
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    do you live in this community?
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    yea. - let me help you
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    it's heavy
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    it's okay
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    please carry this light bag
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    ok. it's really light
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    *singing
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    that's gross. - what’s wrong with you?
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    come on
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    you are so childish. - you are not a primary student
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    do you want coffee? (a popular meme)
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    yeah, yeah, yeah
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    why is there a stone?
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    I am gonna move it
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    a foam. it's so light
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    move it now. I don't want people cheated
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    can't you move it?
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    no. it's pretty heavy
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    you are strong
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    alright
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    I have muscle. let me do it
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    one, two, three
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    you are so insane
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    how can you cheat your friend? - can't you move it?
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    no. - it's rally heavy
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    you are the strongest man among us
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    If you can't lift it, no one can make it
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    a piece of cake. stay away from me. let me do it
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    come on
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    beat your opponents on your own merits instead of luck
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    Hurry up
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    I played it the first time. I don't know...
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    hurry up. I am gonna win
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    Four of a kind, aces
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    Four of a kind, twos
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    two clowns. I have no cards now
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    you...
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    Two wins in three games
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    a three-high straight. two cards left
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    it's impossible
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    don't worry, I can beat him
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    four of a kind, twos
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    two clowns
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    once again
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    I will give you my new phone if you beat us again
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    a three-high straight. one card left
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    you are so lucky
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    What fell to the ground? - let me see
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    nothing
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    a three-high straight. where is seven?
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    here
Title:
峻宁峻宁:整蛊室友还得是你,这些招太绝了!#夹子音
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:32

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