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Hey, everyone!
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Today we're gonna sing
little ditties for the kiddies!
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YAAAAAAY!
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(hacks) Sorry, everyone.
I think I had a frog in my throat.
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HAH HAH HAH!
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Alrighty! Here's an oldie, but a goodie!
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Sing along if you know the words.
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(strums guitar) Oh...
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♪ Nothing makes me happier ♪
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♪ Than thinking about your corpse ♪
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♪ Ah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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What? Why are you all looking
at me like a bunch of little idiots?
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I don't--you know what? Whatever.
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It's fine. I got another song.
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Another song, alright? YAAAY!
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Alright, shut up! Shut up. Shut.
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Alright.
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♪ I'm gonna make the whole world deaf ♪
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♪ From all of your screams ♪
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♪ Doo dalla doo dalla dooooooo ♪
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(child cries)
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What are you, crying?
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-No.
-(mockingly) Nooooo!
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That's what you sound like.
What's your name, kid?
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J-J-Jason.
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Yeah, I'm gonna call you Billy.
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What's wrong, BILLY?
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Little, little too real for you, BILLY?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry life gets a little real
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when you're married to a pig, BILLY.
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A literal pig!
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Have you ever thought about how sex works
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between a pig and a frog, BILLY?
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It's not fun!
Nobody wins in that scenario, Billly!
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Oooh, Kermie!
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Shut up!
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Bad start. Off-off--(burps)
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Off to a bad a start.
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Let me try again.
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♪ When I'm through with you ♪
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♪ They'll never find your body ♪
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♪ And even if they did... ♪
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♪ All they'd find would be teeth! ♪
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Well, this has been a blast!
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Have fun growing up, kids,
'cause it's all uphill from here!
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Clearly. You've all been swell.
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Even you, BILLY!
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No, no, you know what? No!
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Here's one last song, free of charge.
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♪ The world would be ♪
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♪ Such a better place ♪
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♪ Without all of those minorities ♪
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YAAAAAAY!
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