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KERMIT SINGS

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    Hey, everyone!
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    Today we're gonna sing
    little ditties for the kiddies!
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    YAAAAAAY!
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    (hacks) Sorry, everyone.
    I think I had a frog in my throat.
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    HAH HAH HAH!
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    Alrighty! Here's an oldie, but a goodie!
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    Sing along if you know the words.
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    (strums guitar) Oh...
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    Nothing makes me happier
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    Than thinking about your corpse
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    Ah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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    What? Why are you all looking
    at me like a bunch of little idiots?
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    I don't--you know what? Whatever.
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    It's fine. I got another song.
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    Another song, alright? YAAAY!
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    Alright, shut up! Shut up. Shut.
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    Alright.
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    I'm gonna make the whole world deaf
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    From all of your screams
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    Doo dalla doo dalla dooooooo
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    (child cries)
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    What are you, crying?
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    -No.
    -(mockingly) Nooooo!
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    That's what you sound like.
    What's your name, kid?
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    J-J-Jason.
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    Yeah, I'm gonna call you Billy.
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    What's wrong, BILLY?
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    Little, little too real for you, BILLY?
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    Oh, I'm sorry.
    I'm sorry life gets a little real
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    when you're married to a pig, BILLY.
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    A literal pig!
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    Have you ever thought about how sex works
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    between a pig and a frog, BILLY?
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    It's not fun!
    Nobody wins in that scenario, Billly!
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    Oooh, Kermie!
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    Shut up!
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    Bad start. Off-off--(burps)
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    Off to a bad a start.
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    Let me try again.
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    When I'm through with you
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    They'll never find your body
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    And even if they did...
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    All they'd find would be teeth!
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    Well, this has been a blast!
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    Have fun growing up, kids,
    'cause it's all uphill from here!
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    Clearly. You've all been swell.
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    Even you, BILLY!
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    No, no, you know what? No!
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    Here's one last song, free of charge.
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    The world would be
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    Such a better place
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    Without all of those minorities
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    YAAAAAAY!
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Title:
KERMIT SINGS
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:51
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for KERMIT SINGS
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for KERMIT SINGS

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