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"you told me that you saw the whole thing, everything!"
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"Did you see Nipple? it only counts if you saw nipple"
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"I had a lot of friends in Africa"
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Jumbo!
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What?
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But so far, none in Evanstown.
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Hey, how's your first day?
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Bell ringing
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Is that your natural hair color?
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Yeah
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It's gorgeous
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see this is the color I want
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This is Damion, he's almost to gay to function
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Nice to meet you
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Nice wig Janice, what's it made of?
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You're mom's chest hair
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Hi I'm Katie
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Do you guys know where Room G14 is?
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Health Tuesday, Thursday Room G14
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I think that's in the back building
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Oh yeah it's in the back building, we'll take you there
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Thanks
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Watch out please, new meat coming thru
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Health, Spanish, you're taking 12th grade calculus?!
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Yeah, I like Math
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ewww, why?
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Cuz it's the same in every country
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Beautiful, this girl is deep
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Where's the back building?
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It burned down in 1987
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Won't we get in some kind of trouble for this?
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Why would we get you into trouble, we're your friends?
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(I know it's wrong to skip class, but Janice said we were friends)
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(and I was in no position to pass up friends, I guess I'll never know what I missed
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on that first day of health class)
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Don't have sex, cuz you will get pregnant and die
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Don't have sex in the missionary postition
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Don't have sex standing up
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just Don't do it promise
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ok everyone take some rubbers
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Why doesn't he keep homeschooling you?
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They wanted me to get socialized
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Oh, you'll get socialized alright, a little slice like you
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what are you talking about?
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You're a regulation hottie
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What?
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Own It!
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How do you spell your name again Cattie?
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It's Cady, C-a-d-y
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yea, I'm going to call you Cattie
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In the name of all that is Holy, look at Karen Smith's gym clothes
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Course all of the plastics are in the same gym class
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Who are the plastics?
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They're teen royalty, if North Shore was Us Weekly
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they would always be on the cover
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That one there is Karen Smith, she is one
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of the dumbest girls you'll ever meet
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Damion sat next to her in English last year
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She asked me how to spell Orange
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That little one is Gretchen Wieners
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She is totally rich, because her dad invented Toaster Strudel
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Gretchen knows everbody's business, she knows everything about everyone
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That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
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And evil takes a human form in Regina George
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Don't be fooled, cuz she may seem like your typical
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selfish, back stabbing slut faced ho-bag
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but she is so much more
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She's the queen bee, a star, those are just her little workers
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Regina George, how do I even begin to explain Regina George
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Regina George is flawless
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She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus
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I hear her hairs insured for 10,000 dollars
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I hear she does car commercials in Japan
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Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues
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One time she met John Stamos on a plane
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and he told her she was pretty
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one time she punched me in the face
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it was awesome
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she always looks fierce, she always wins Spring Fling Queen
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Who cares!
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I care, every year they have this dance called
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the Spring Fling, and whom so ever is elected becomes
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head of the student activities committee
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and since I am an active member of the student activities committee
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I would say...yeah, I care
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Wow Damion, you truly out-gayed yourself
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here, this map is going to be your guide to North Shore
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now where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial, because
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you got everybody there, you got your Freshman,
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ROTC guys, Preps, J.V. Jocks, Asian Nerds
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Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Oddies
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Girls who eat their feeling
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Girls who don't eat anything
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Desperate want to be s
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Burn outs
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Sexually active band geeks
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the greatest people you will ever meet
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and the worst
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beware of the plastics
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hey we're doing a lunchtime survey of new students
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can you answer a few questions?
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Ok
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Is your muffin buttered?
