Είσαι το ταίρι μου - επεισόδιο 1 (by xaxanoulis)

Η ιστορία μας ξεκινά στη Μελβούρνη της Αυστραλίας. Εκεί, η Στέλλα, μια κοντούλα και χοντρούλα μοντελίστ, ερωτεύεται - χωρίς να τολμά να του το αποκαλύψει - τον Νίκο, ψηλό και ωραίο 'Ελληνα που βρίσκεται στην Αυστραλία για δουλειές. Ανάμεσα στις πελάτισσες της Στέλλας είναι και η Βίκυ, μανεκέν από την Ελλάδα, που προσπαθεί να κάνει διεθνή καριέρα. Η Στέλλα δεν την χωνεύει επειδή έχει όλα όσα της λείπουν: ομορφιά, χρήματα, τους άνδρες στα πόδια της... Κι όπως περνά ο καιρός, η Στέλλα ζει με την φαντασίωση πώς μια μέρα ο Νίκος θα γίνει δικός της. Αλλά, η ζωή, ως συνήθως, τα φέρνει αλλιώς και στον ετήσιο χορό των Ομογενών, ο Νίκος ερωτεύεται την Βίκυ...

That's it. She didn't came.

She must have missed her flight.

Alright then. Let's go.

Wait. Nikos would call us in that case.

But the plane arrived a long time ago.

All the passengers are out.

Maybe she's waiting for her baggage.

What if she passed and we missed her?

We don't even know how she looks.

Nikos has described her to me.

She'll be easily identifiable.

What am I gonna do?

Where can I go? How can I escape?

What a mess!

Hey look. Maybe it's her.

No, it can't be.

How about that nice...?

Hel..

Mom, all the passengers have left.

Let's go.

I believe that we missed her.

Why don't we ask for an announcement?

No. She'll be embarrassed.

Oh no. It's them.

Try to run away in a discreet way

No. It can't be her.

We've got nothing to lose.

Excuse me.

Did you just arrive from Melbourne?

Yes, I did.

Are there any other passengers left behind?

I don't think so.

Thank you.

Thank god. I did it.

Excuse me, Miss.

Oh no, please no, Mother Mary!

Are you talking to me?

Yes.

Are you Miss Vicky?

No no. I'm not!

Yes.

That can't be!

Welcome.

I'm Nikos' father. Welcome!

It's nice to meet you.

Come. It's miss Vicki.

Are you Vicki?

She is Vicki.

Welcome.

We were worried.

We thought you weren't about come.

Did you had a good flight?

How many hours was it?

I am Nikos' mother.

And I am their son in law.

Our only daughter's husband.

Sotiris, move her things.

Sotiris is our youngest son.

Hi.

Let's go.

You didn't tell us. How was the flight?

One day we were returning from Geneva.

Do you remember, Lykourgos?

That was terrible.

And I while i was going to Santorini...

...a bird got in the airplane turbine.

I, personally, don't like flying.

I'm not sure if Nikos has mentioned it but...

I have a health problem with my heart.

What am i doing?

Someone help me!

Why do i do all this?

I am innocent. Believe me.

I'm a victim of entanglement.

All this started a month ago.

So far from here, back in Australia.

MY OTHER HALF

Tell me. Am i late?

Why are you so late. You know his exact time.

He has already came?

No.

I ran to catch him.

What time is it?

Past 25.

Past 25?

He is late. Why?

I don't know.

To tell the truth i'm worried...

You fool, maybe he has passed.

I haven't make a step from this point.

Like a soldier here.

That can't be. Something happened to him.

He's never late.

I know. He always on time.

I searched it and he is Greek.

Really?

What's his name?

Nikos

What time is it?

27'.

past 27'?

That's it. He must be in trouble.

But maybe the traffic in roads...

There's no traffic. Empty roads. I came too.

Something's going on.

Don't think negative.

I call the police. You call the Hospital.

I can't stand and do nothing.

Stella!

Where is he?

So he 's finally here!

Look him. He is so handsome.

He walks so nice...

He's going to the gym. My boy...

What's his name again?

Nikos.

I catch the gym trainer.

He is here for four mounths.

From Athens, a very rich family.

Factory owner. Milk, yogurts.

No, minister...

No.

I can't hear ever

I can't hear any of that organized labors saying...

whatever they want for my industry sector.

I am in the yogurt industry from my 14.

I was the first to roll out the milked rise with raisins.

The market was scared by me so he can't say that...

It's ok. Thank you. I'll be waiting.

Things aren't going well.

Why?

You 're asking "why"?

Competition is rising, Panagiotis

but you in your world.

If there 's health...

You, absolutely will be healthy.

Irresponsible people always are healthy.

Stop eating, you're getting on my nerves.

Boss, did you call me?

An other irresponsible came.

Never done before,

The son of boss, despite managing here on a desk, working down in factory.

That's alright.

There's an other son for this desk.

Of course.

We send him to Australia for busyness and he's doing nothing.

That's it.

That was the dose for today.

Tomorrow again.

Did you noticed anything?

Many...

He was somehow...

...somehow strange.

You noticed that also.

Something's going on.

I know it. Something's bad.

What difficulties...

Who is making him nervous.

Ok. That's enough. Time for work.

Toula.

I am in love with him.

I'm not. It's just a game

I suffer.

If he's not good,

i'm not also.

Hey come on.

I feel like he's with me.

He 's hurt and i 'm too.

"He's laughing and you're too."

The same way between us.

Like the song...

"If you are hurt i also became hurt."

"Our hearts like one"

We two seem to be...

United...barrels.

Wellcome...

Oh my god, not again.

Am i late?

Her name is VIki.

She was a model

Slim, tall and beautiful.

Not simply slim, tall and beautiful, but....

all these in the superlative form.

She was carrying every upsides.

in order for me to deeply hate her.

Oh.

I'm sorry honey.

Did i hurt you?

Be careful Stella.

I'll get a scar...

Yes, and everybody will mention the scar.

You have no problem.

But, girls, sometimes i feel like i want to be like you.

Smart, speaking quickly and amazing?

Emotional and arch?

No i mean your body...

I want to get a walk without listen to all these things i listen...

What do you listen?

Wow.. These legs are yours?

Goddes.

Signora come stai?

The Greek men do that.

They know how to appreciaty beauty.

Do you think the Australians do something else?

Do you know what i hear everyday.

Walking on the street and listen whistles.

Hearing dirty talkings.

You are sick.

You have no idea how shame i feel.

Are speaking about shame?

She is speaking about shame.

I went with Jonathanto a concert in summer

Jonathan didnt have a problem with my body

The concert ends, the audience is thrilled

I never saw him again

I learned that he married a skinny woman

Like you

My embarrassing moment was in an airplane

Yes it was awful

You didnt fit in the seat?

Except for that

Something worse happened

By the way,I want to complain about the

Aeroplanes' seats

Tell me what happened?

I am travelling from London to Athens

And next to me there is a greek god

We start talking

What was his name?

Filipos

Stella

In Latin it means star

Really?I didnt know

So you are like a star

To be exact,Ursa Major

He laughs and he has nice shiny smile

We must be near

Ah yes I can smell our home

How long are you staying in Athens?

About a month and then back to Australia

Should we exchange phone numbers?

Yes,sure,why not

I was in heaven

We exchanged numbers,I told him to call

And then I realise I have to pee

Why was that bad?

You will understand

I'll be right back

Now I want to complain about the toilets

Yes,they are claustrophobic

They are made only for thin people

A normal person cant fit

I dont fit either,I bump onto the ceiling

I bump into everything though

I can only enter backwards,to sit

I sit as best as I can

And then..

Stop,you are scaring me

We had turbulence

We dived down and we quickly went up again

I'm looking for..

Accident?

As soon as the plane went down and up

I dont know whats the cause

The law of gravity

The toilet sucked me in

I was stuck

Four people were pulling nothing happened

They even called the pilot

He used the auto pilot and came to help

And nothing ?

Nothing

What happened at the end?

They left me there,we landed and

Specialists came from the airport

They destroyed the toilet with a chainsaw

What happened with Filipos?

He disappeared.

I was calling him later but no answer

It could have happened to anyone

Anyway,there are other guys out there

Tell her about Grigoris

Who is Grigoris?

Nothing much

You are hiding things from me

I have been talking to a guy on internet

His name is Grigoris.He is from Athens

What does he do?

I'm not sure

He doesnt have steady work hours.

He must be a lawyer

Or an architect...maybe civil engineer

Tell me how's it going?

We just keep contact

Goodevening to home

I didnt wake you?

No,i cant sleep

Did you just come home?

Yes

How's the weather?

Cloudy.There might be rain later

It's very hot here

I'm so jealous

What's the temperature there?

Are we going to talk about the weather now

To be honest,i wanted to hear you

I see,what's up with you?

Same old..

How about you?

The same

I'm thinking of coming to Greece in summer

Really?When?

I dont know.I'm thinking about it.

Dont think about it!Come!

Why the rush?

You know..im curious to meet you

Curiosity is bad.

It's not exactly curiosity,it's suspence

All this time i can only picture you

And how to you picture me?

You are definitely blonde

How do you know?

I dont know ,it's the image I have

You must have guessed from my voice

Are you really blond?

I'm not telling you.It will be a surprise

Guess some more

You must also be tall.About 1,75..1,80

Keep going..

You must be thin.Am I right?

I'm not skinny..I would say normal to thin

Like me

I dont exaggerate.I just watch my diet

You told me you exercise

I couldnt live without it

How do you picture me?

I'll tell you when im there

It might be late.You could be disappointed

So could you

No way

Time for bed

When will we talk again?

Good night

Good evening

It is so romantic and so high tech

I think it will end up into a big love

Does he live alone?

He has told me he lives with a friend

Goodmorning Mitsos

What's up?

All the same

Is it hot outside?

Very hot

Let me ask somehting else

Did you bring anyone here last night?

No girl,just some fast food

And who is that on my bed?

I see,you got drunk again

I dont remember how i got back

I dont even remember going out

Is she pretty at least?

I dont know,i didnt notice

What should i do now?

Make her coffee and wake her up

Make her coffee?I dont even know her

Hello

Hi

What time is it?

Four o'clock

In what area am I?

Kipseli

Ok.Bye

Bye

She was nice

I cant remember if we did anything

You should iron ,we don have any clothes

I have a date on Saturday

You dont know her

I dont know her either

I found her on the internet

The Australian seamstress?

I wish it was her

Sotiris?

What's wrong?

We have to talk

Things are very serious

I coudnt talk to you in the morning

How do you live in here?

Are you here to get on my nerves?

No but i cant understand.

We have a very big house..Magazines want to take photos

And you live in this dump

What do you want Anita?

I want us to decide what to do

with your lazy brother

Since when is he lazy?

He went to Australia for business.

Did you see him do anything?

What is he doing there then?

He has been romancing

I'm proud to be half Greek

Come with me in Greece

When?

I leave in a month

Its summer there,it will be fun

In Greek..

In one termino(indefinite time)

Do you know how much is that?

I'll call you

Like a packet with no cigarettes

That's how you throw me away

After you made me fall madly in love

You send me away and laugh

Do you think he will be at the dance?

He must be

Welcome

No matter what..always at the gym

Thats how you keep so fit

Should we start exercise as well?

Sure.When?

Today,after work

Lets lose some weight

How long are we in here?

One hour at least

And we are losing weight this way?

Of course.Do you have to ask?

How with the water?

Its simple.If we werent here..

Wouldnt we be eating now?

So as long as we are here..

In that sense..you are right

Look at her..full of bones

Is that considered hot?

You would make nice soup honey

Great thing when they dont understand you

Im upset now

And all those skinny girls here

Like your friend Vicky

I didnt offend you ok?

She is not my friend

They havent felt the pleasure of a musaka

I feel sorry for them

Should we also go to the sauna?

No,i cant with all those sweaty people

Its the worst thing

Why do women stink like that

when they sweat

Why dont men stink?

It is attractive on men

You are right

A man sweating,his chest his forehead

Stop it

And you a woman with sweaty armpits

Stop it ,its disgusting

And think,how does she get out like that

Isnt that unfair?

How about snoring?

A man snores,it's cute

Think of a moman snoring,her mouth open

Her nostrils

Why doesnt anyone find that cute

I cant stand this injustice

When I feel that way you know what happens

You eat

We should go eat something

With all this water

I would like seafood

Let's go for fish

Yes we should have light lunch today

How are we going to eat all that?

No worries,fish are like fruit

Why do we live in this society,Stella

I wish things were backwards

I can imagine that..

I wish things were like that

For us to live like normal people

To eat your musaka and enjoy it

Not crying to regret later

And eating chocolates to feel better

Not having to suck our stomachs in

And cover ourselves in summer at the beach

And men going crazy for women like that

Imagine Nikos talking about that women

As we were sitting there bored

A chick appears

An incredible creature

1,50 at most..fat..over 120kg..

And legs like gas tanks

Two hands like body builder,fat hanging

Her neck..one with her face and chest

What a woman!

What happened then?Did you talk to her?

Of course

But as expected she didnt like me

Those chicks are not for us

Why did we have dessert,it was too much

To get the fish taste away

What were we talking about?

So imagine in that society,skinny Vicky

What's wrong girls?

How did you get like that

Why did you let yourself go like that

How old are you?

Not even 30

Such a young girl,what a waste

I was stressed,I had no appetite

It's a pity,what will you do like that

Who is going to like you

Look around,what is acceptable?

Fat girls

They will make fun of you behind your back

In front of me too

The other day I was walking

And someone said Look!A thin person.

You see?Start eating or else

I'm full

I'll be on diet for Saturdays dance

On Saturday we wont eat

Everyone will be looking

I hope it's not all clarinets this year

Whomever I was avoiding for a year

I saw them tonight here

Mary?How are you?

How's the husband and the kids?

God help me be in Greece next year

Come we have saved a seat for you

How many times are we going to

Hear that speech

Be patient

Do you know Lukas Papadopoulos?

Of course

Don't look

I think he is hitting on me

Him too?

I might be wrong,he's never said anything

Who's here?

A lot of people this year at the dance

Yes,but noone interesting

Be quiet,let's hear the president

Look discreetly,is he alone?

There's a girl next to him

His girlfriend probably

I'll find out

Be discreet

Of course dont you know me?

Where's she going?

To the bathroom

Are you dating him?

No

Have fun

He's on his own

Thank god

Let's go

Wait a minute

If we dont dance ,why are we here?

To be flirted

That will go well

Cheers to the prettiest Greek girl

Cheers, Lukas

Cheers,girls

We are going to dance

I'll join you in a while

Nikos get up

I dont dance

I wish I had your youth

You are so many months here

And not married yet

Vicky what are you doing tomorrow night?

I dont have any plans

I was thinking...

Do you want to have dinner with me?

Yes,why not?

I'll join the girls

Wait..did you say yes?

Yes

I'll call you

Why is everyone looking?

Who are you and what do you want

Why didnt you pick up?

What should I do,she isnt here yet

If she's not here in 5 minutes,im gone

Maybe it will be for the best

She's coming

Good evening

Grigoris

Nice to meet you

Shall we sit?

No..we'll you have a drink before dinner?

What?

Will you have a drink?Anyhting?

Oh..you are..

Yes i would like a martini

Yes it's me again,it wasn't her

She was the waitress,very pretty

Goodevening

I'm waiting for someone,I have ordered

Are you Grigoris?

I think you are waiting for me.Im Smaragda

What does she look like?

I'm sorry I'm late,I couldnt find

a parking spot

But you found one

I parked it in a corner

Let the tow truck take it

Stand up a minute

What?

Stand up,there's a reason

Thank god,I got scared when I saw you

You look like a midget sitting down

What's your sign?

Sagittarius

Thank god,height and sign,very good

Order something to drink,i'm parched

I ordered a martini for me

Are you an alcoholic?

No

What are we eating,I'm starving like hell

Good night mother

Good night son

Are you an orphan?

No

You look like an orphan

I think i have to visit the loo

Hey,it's me,did I wake you up?

I dont know how to get out of it

She's jabbering

Would you like something?

Don't ask me dangerous questions

The check

If it werent for that foxy waitress

I would have died of boredom

I have drunk a lot

I'm afraid I'll do something stupid

Wonderful bathrooms,did you ask for the check?

Yes time to go

Since it's the first time,I'll let you pay

Should we continue to another place?

No I wish i could but I'm waking up early

Guys

Explain something to me

What happened to women?

What women are you talking about?

Women in general

Where are all the beatiful,foxy ladies?

Wait , there are beatiful women

Not just beatiful,really sexy

Yes but do they flirt?

Yes but with the wrong people

They dont,they are in love with themselves

You're right,always in front of the mirror

Then we are left with the ugly ones

Who are feminists

Stuck in the 70s

They start feminists

and they end up feminists

And then we are left with the stupid ones

I dont mind those

You know where the best women are?

In prison

They are ready for everything there

We should hope for a prison break then

And we come back to my earlier question

What happened to all the women

It's our fault,we got them that way

No quite th opposite,it's their fault

We are like that

Sensitive and sincere,understanding

Ιn short,stupid

Really stupid conversation,ill keep

Translating after that

Wine?

No thank you

Everyone thinks Im a gentleman

And you aren't?

I am but I hide a greek inside

A greek man,original

I see,interesting

Why dont you eat?

Im watching my diet

But you dont have to

You are full of skin and bones

No offense

No offense

I believe women have to have curves

Why?To roll?

So that men can grab

Why are you playing that song?

Didnt I tell you never to play that song?

It reminds me of my mother

She was just alittle girl when she came

She was on the boat for 30 days

Dont think of that now

Its been 50 years

You werent even alive then

I remember her telling me about it