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Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
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But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
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Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
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If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
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You are just what the doc ordered
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I'm beginning to feel like a
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Rap
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God
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Rap
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God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox
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They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot
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But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
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I got a laptop in my back pocket , My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
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Got a fat knot from that rap profit ,Made a living and a killing off it
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Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office , With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
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I'm an MC still as honest ,But as rude and as indecent as all hell
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Syllables, killaholic (kill em all with) , This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip-hop
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You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
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Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak. Now at the exact same time
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I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
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I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
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Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
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Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
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How could I not blow, all I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
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Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
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It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
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I'm beginning to feel like a
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Rap
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God
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Rap
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God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox
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Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
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Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
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Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
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Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
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Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
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MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
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Now I lead a new school full of students
Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N
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W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
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Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
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To meet Run DMC, induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
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Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
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Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
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On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
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Off a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking
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Little gay lookin' boy
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So gay I can barely say it with a straight face lookin', boy
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You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
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Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking, boy
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You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday lookin', boy
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Hey, lookin' boy, what you say lookin' boy
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre lookin', boy
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I'ma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face lookin' boy
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Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keeping up with the same pace lookin', boy
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I'm beginning to feel like a
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Rap
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God
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Rap
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God
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All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
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The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
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Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
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Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
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So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
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Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
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And I should not be woken
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I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
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But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
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I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
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It's me, my honesty's brutal
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But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
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For good at least once in a while
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So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
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Enough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
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But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
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Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I Was king of the underground
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But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
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Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
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Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
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Where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
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Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
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See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was
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But I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
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You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
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And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
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You're like normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
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To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
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Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweathers pad
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Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
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So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day. Hey Fab, I'mma kill you
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Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
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What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
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Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
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I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
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How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
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Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
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For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
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Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
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I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
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Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
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It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
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With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
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I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
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Let me know when it occurs to you
While Im ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
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Its curtains, Im inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove
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That if you were half as nice at songs, you can sacrifice virgins too. School flunkie, pill junky
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But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
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I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
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And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
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But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
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Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
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Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
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They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
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But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
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Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
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And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons, make lemonade then
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But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then
Don't mistake it for Satan
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It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip abroad
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And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
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Be a king, think not -
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Why be a king
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When you can be a God