Every Person at the Gym Ever

They're always there. Always.

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(upbeat music)
(heavy breathing)

I don't subscribe to the
gym industrial complex.

It's Crossfit or die, baby,

it's all about speed.

Two, three, four, five, six.

Ah, sh.

Oh, sorry, it's taken.

Just working on my legs.

Sorry, I'm actually getting a call,

Hello?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm at the gym.

(laughs)

Ah.

(phone camera snaps)

Just, I have a lot of followers on Snap,

so I gotta

keep that up,

keep my trim physique.

People have actually told me

I should get into body building,

but I'm like, I feel like
I'm too facially attractive,

and my personality is too big.

It'd be kind of a waste.

(hums)

(breathes deeply)

I swear,

every time I finish one of Fabrizio's

Mercury and Retrograde silent meditation,

Yoga Spin Barre class,

I feel so refreshed.

One time, he even turned the lights off

and we did the entire thing in darkness.

It was so cleansing.

(remote beeps)

I record all of my sessions,

and then my personal trainer
and I go over my form,

and see where I can improve.

(watch beeps)
Oh.

Just hit my optimal steps for the day.

Nice.

(equipment beeps)

Hm.

It's not so bad.

Feels kinda good actually. (laughs)

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah!

(inhaler puffs)

Done.

(synthesizer)