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ERB - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

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    let me just step right in
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    I got things to invent
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    I'm an innovator baby
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    change the world
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    Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
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    I'm a pimp you're a nerd
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    I'm slick you're cheesy
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    beating you is Apple II easy
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    I make the product
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    that the artist chooses
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    and the GUI that Melinda uses
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    I need a bring up some basic shit
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    why'd you name your company
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    after your dick?
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    you blow, Jobs
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    you arrogant prick
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    with your second hand jeans
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    and your turtleneck
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    I'll drill a hole in the middle
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    of your bony head
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    with your own little spinning
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    beach ball of death
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    Hippie
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    you got given up at birth
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    I give away your net worth
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    to AIDS research
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    combine all your little toys
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    and I still crush that
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    iPhone
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    iPad
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    iPwn
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    iSmack
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    a man uses the machines you build
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    to sit down and pay his taxes
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    a man uses the machines I build
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    to listen to the Beatles
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    while he relaxes
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    well Steve
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    you steal all the credit
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    for work that other people do
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    did your fat beard Wozniak
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    write these raps for you too?
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    Ooo
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    everybody knows Windows
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    bit off Apple
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    I tripled the profits on a PC
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    all the people with the power to create
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    use an Apple
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    and people with jobs use PC
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    you know I bet they made
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    this beat on an Apple
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    nope
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    Fruity Loops
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    PC
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    you will never
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    ever catch a virus on an Apple
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    well you can still afford a doctor
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    if you bought a PC
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    let's talk about doctors
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    I've seen a few
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    cause I got a PC
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    but it wasn't from you
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    I built a legacy son
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    you could never stop it
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    now excuse me
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    while I turn heaven a profit
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    fine
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    you wanna be like that
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    die then
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    the whole world loved you
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    but you were my friend
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    I'm alone now
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    with nothing but power and time
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    and no one on earth
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    who can challenge my mind
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    I'm a boss
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    I own DOS
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    your future is my design
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    I'm a God
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    own Xbox
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    now there's no one can stop me
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    the world is mine
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    I'm sorry Bill
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    I'm afraid I can't let you do that
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    take a look at your history
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    everything you built leads up to me
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    I got the power of a mind
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    you could never be
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    I'll beat your ass in chess
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    and Jeopardy
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    I'm running C plus plus
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    saying hello world
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    I'll beat you til you're singing
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    'bout a daisy girl
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    I'm coming out the socket
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    nothing you can do can stop it
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    I'm on your lap and in your pocket
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    how you gonna shoot me down
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    when I guide the rocket?
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    your cortex just doesn't impress me
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    so go ahead try to Turing test me
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    I stomp on a mac and a PC too
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    I'm on Linux bitch
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    I thought you GNU
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    my CPU's hot
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    but my core runs cold
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    beat you in seventeen lines of code
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    I think different from the engine
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    of the days of old
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    hasta la vista
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    like the Terminator told ya
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    who won?
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    who's next?
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    you decide
Title:
ERB - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
Description:

Epic Rap Battles of History
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
02:48

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