0:00:05.575,0:00:06.832 let me just step right in 0:00:06.832,0:00:07.902 I got things to invent 0:00:07.902,0:00:08.738 I'm an innovator baby 0:00:08.738,0:00:09.458 change the world 0:00:09.458,0:00:11.059 Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl 0:00:11.059,0:00:12.137 I'm a pimp you're a nerd 0:00:12.137,0:00:13.412 I'm slick you're cheesy 0:00:13.412,0:00:15.225 beating you is Apple II easy 0:00:15.225,0:00:15.944 I make the product 0:00:15.944,0:00:17.126 that the artist chooses 0:00:17.126,0:00:19.109 and the GUI that Melinda uses 0:00:19.109,0:00:20.868 I need a bring up some basic shit 0:00:20.868,0:00:21.772 why'd you name your company 0:00:21.772,0:00:22.594 after your dick? 0:00:22.594,0:00:23.537 you blow, Jobs 0:00:23.537,0:00:24.499 you arrogant prick 0:00:24.499,0:00:25.462 with your second hand jeans 0:00:25.462,0:00:26.318 and your turtleneck 0:00:26.318,0:00:27.328 I'll drill a hole in the middle 0:00:27.328,0:00:28.289 of your bony head 0:00:28.289,0:00:29.151 with your own little spinning 0:00:29.151,0:00:30.194 beach ball of death 0:00:30.194,0:00:30.904 Hippie 0:00:30.904,0:00:32.098 you got given up at birth 0:00:32.098,0:00:33.022 I give away your net worth 0:00:33.022,0:00:33.883 to AIDS research 0:00:33.883,0:00:35.060 combine all your little toys 0:00:35.060,0:00:35.975 and I still crush that 0:00:35.975,0:00:36.334 iPhone 0:00:36.334,0:00:36.852 iPad 0:00:36.852,0:00:37.421 iPwn 0:00:37.421,0:00:38.179 iSmack 0:00:38.179,0:00:39.849 a man uses the machines you build 0:00:39.849,0:00:42.094 to sit down and pay his taxes 0:00:42.094,0:00:43.680 a man uses the machines I build 0:00:43.680,0:00:44.659 to listen to the Beatles 0:00:44.659,0:00:45.696 while he relaxes 0:00:45.696,0:00:46.355 well Steve 0:00:46.355,0:00:47.627 you steal all the credit 0:00:47.627,0:00:49.311 for work that other people do 0:00:49.311,0:00:50.900 did your fat beard Wozniak 0:00:50.900,0:00:52.861 write these raps for you too? 0:00:52.861,0:00:53.200 Ooo 0:00:53.200,0:00:54.290 everybody knows Windows 0:00:54.290,0:00:55.173 bit off Apple 0:00:55.173,0:00:56.736 I tripled the profits on a PC 0:00:56.736,0:00:58.267 all the people with the power to create 0:00:58.267,0:00:58.923 use an Apple 0:00:58.923,0:01:00.641 and people with jobs use PC 0:01:00.641,0:01:01.577 you know I bet they made 0:01:01.577,0:01:02.821 this beat on an Apple 0:01:02.821,0:01:03.253 nope 0:01:03.253,0:01:03.876 Fruity Loops 0:01:03.876,0:01:04.525 PC 0:01:04.525,0:01:05.197 you will never 0:01:05.197,0:01:06.316 ever catch a virus on an Apple 0:01:06.316,0:01:07.445 well you can still afford a doctor 0:01:07.445,0:01:08.329 if you bought a PC 0:01:08.329,0:01:09.437 let's talk about doctors 0:01:09.437,0:01:10.179 I've seen a few 0:01:10.179,0:01:11.127 cause I got a PC 0:01:11.127,0:01:12.023 but it wasn't from you 0:01:12.023,0:01:13.011 I built a legacy son 0:01:13.011,0:01:14.037 you could never stop it 0:01:14.037,0:01:14.715 now excuse me 0:01:14.715,0:01:16.297 while I turn heaven a profit 0:01:17.989,0:01:18.457 fine 0:01:18.457,0:01:19.235 you wanna be like that 0:01:19.235,0:01:19.843 die then 0:01:19.843,0:01:20.761 the whole world loved you 0:01:20.761,0:01:21.757 but you were my friend 0:01:21.757,0:01:22.432 I'm alone now 0:01:22.432,0:01:23.612 with nothing but power and time 0:01:23.612,0:01:24.346 and no one on earth 0:01:24.346,0:01:25.646 who can challenge my mind 0:01:25.646,0:01:26.310 I'm a boss 0:01:26.310,0:01:27.368 I own DOS 0:01:27.368,0:01:29.252 your future is my design 0:01:29.252,0:01:30.127 I'm a God 0:01:30.127,0:01:31.087 own Xbox 0:01:31.087,0:01:32.040 now there's no one can stop me 0:01:32.040,0:01:33.690 the world is mine 0:01:33.690,0:01:35.507 I'm sorry Bill 0:01:35.507,0:01:37.362 I'm afraid I can't let you do that 0:01:37.362,0:01:38.798 take a look at your history 0:01:38.798,0:01:40.615 everything you built leads up to me 0:01:40.615,0:01:41.688 I got the power of a mind 0:01:41.688,0:01:42.620 you could never be 0:01:42.620,0:01:43.727 I'll beat your ass in chess 0:01:43.727,0:01:44.396 and Jeopardy 0:01:44.396,0:01:45.466 I'm running C plus plus 0:01:45.466,0:01:46.492 saying hello world 0:01:46.492,0:01:47.352 I'll beat you til you're singing 0:01:47.352,0:01:48.343 'bout a daisy girl 0:01:48.343,0:01:49.999 I'm coming out the socket 0:01:49.999,0:01:51.796 nothing you can do can stop it 0:01:51.796,0:01:53.779 I'm on your lap and in your pocket 0:01:53.779,0:01:54.865 how you gonna shoot me down 0:01:54.865,0:01:56.297 when I guide the rocket? 0:01:56.297,0:01:58.102 your cortex just doesn't impress me 0:01:58.102,0:01:59.761 so go ahead try to Turing test me 0:01:59.761,0:02:01.571 I stomp on a mac and a PC too 0:02:01.571,0:02:02.728 I'm on Linux bitch 0:02:02.728,0:02:03.714 I thought you GNU 0:02:03.714,0:02:04.575 my CPU's hot 0:02:04.575,0:02:05.621 but my core runs cold 0:02:05.621,0:02:07.222 beat you in seventeen lines of code 0:02:07.222,0:02:08.314 I think different from the engine 0:02:08.314,0:02:09.202 of the days of old 0:02:09.202,0:02:10.181 hasta la vista 0:02:10.181,0:02:11.506 like the Terminator told ya 0:02:11.831,0:02:13.351 who won? 0:02:13.351,0:02:15.257 who's next? 0:02:15.257,0:02:17.979 you decide