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The Bee Movie without the Bee Movie

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    According to all known laws
    of aviation,
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    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.
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    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.
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    The bee, of course, flies anyway
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    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.
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    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
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    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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    Ooming!
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    Hang on a second.
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    Hello?
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    - Barry?
    - Adam?
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    - Oan you believe this is happening?
    - I can't. I'll pick you up.
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    Looking sharp.
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    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.
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    Sorry. I'm excited.
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    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
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    A perfect report card, all B's.
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    Very proud.
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    Ma! I got a thing going here.
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    - You got lint on your fuzz.
    - Ow! That's me!
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    - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    - Bye!
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    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!
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    - Hey, Adam.
    - Hey, Barry.
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    - Is that fuzz gel?
    - A little. Special day, graduation.
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    Never thought I'd make it.
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    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.
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    Those were awkward.
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    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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    You did come back different.
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    - Hi, Barry.
    - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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    - Hear about Frankie?
    - Yeah.
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    - You going to the funeral?
    - No, I'm not going.
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    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.
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    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
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    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.
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    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.
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    That's why we don't need vacations.
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    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.
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    - Well, Adam, today we are men.
    - We are!
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    - Bee-men.
    - Amen!
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    Hallelujah!
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    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...
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    ...9:15.
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    That concludes our ceremonies.
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    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!
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    Will we pick ourjob today?
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    I heard it's just orientation.
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    Heads up! Here we go.
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    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.
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    - Wonder what it'll be like?
    - A little scary.
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    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco
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    and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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    This is it!
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    Wow.
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    Wow.
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    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life
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    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.
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    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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    Our top-secret formula
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    is automatically color-corrected,
    scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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    into this soothing sweet syrup
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    with its distinctive
    golden glow you know as...
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    Honey!
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    - That girl was hot.
    - She's my cousin!
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    - She is?
    - Yes, we're all cousins.
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    - Right. You're right.
    - At Honex, we constantly strive
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    to improve every aspect
    of bee existence.
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    These bees are stress-testing
    a new helmet technology.
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    - What do you think he makes?
    - Not enough.
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    Here we have our latest advancement,
    the Krelman.
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    - What does that do?
    - Oatches that little strand of honey
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    that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
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    Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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    Of course. Most bee jobs are
    small ones. But bees know
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    that every small job,
    if it's done well, means a lot.
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    But choose carefully
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    because you'll stay in the job
    you pick for the rest of your life.
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    The same job the rest of your life?
    I didn't know that.
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    What's the difference?
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    You'll be happy to know that bees,
    as a species, haven't had one day off
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    in 27 million years.
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    So you'll just work us to death?
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    We'll sure try.
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    Wow! That blew my mind!
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    "What's the difference?"
    How can you say that?
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    One job forever?
    That's an insane choice to have to make.
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    I'm relieved. Now we only have
    to make one decision in life.
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    But, Adam, how could they
    never have told us that?
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    Why would you question anything?
    We're bees.
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    We're the most perfectly
    functioning society on Earth.
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    You ever think maybe things
    work a little too well here?
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    Like what? Give me one example.
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    I don't know. But you know
    what I'm talking about.
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    Please clear the gate.
    Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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    Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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    - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    - Wow.
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    I've never seen them this close.
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    They know what it's like
    outside the hive.
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    Yeah, but some don't come back.
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    - Hey, Jocks!
    - Hi, Jocks!
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    You guys did great!
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    You're monsters!
    You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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    - I wonder where they were.
    - I don't know.
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    Their day's not planned.
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    Outside the hive, flying who knows
    where, doing who knows what.
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    You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
    Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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    Right.
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    Look. That's more pollen
    than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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    It's just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.
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    Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
    and the ladies see you wearing it.
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    Those ladies?
    Aren't they our cousins too?
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    Distant. Distant.
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    Look at these two.
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    - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
    - Let's have fun with them.
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    It must be dangerous
    being a Pollen Jock.
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    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
    against a mushroom!
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    He had a paw on my throat,
    and with the other, he was slapping me!
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    - Oh, my!
    - I never thought I'd knock him out.
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    What were you doing during this?
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    Trying to alert the authorities.
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    I can autograph that.
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    A little gusty out there today,
    wasn't it, comrades?
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    Yeah. Gusty.
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    We're hitting a sunflower patch
    six miles from here tomorrow.
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    - Six miles, huh?
    - Barry!
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    A puddle jump for us,
    but maybe you're not up for it.
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    - Maybe I am.
    - You are not!
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    We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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    What do you think, buzzy-boy?
    Are you bee enough?
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    I might be. It all depends
    on what 0900 means.
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    Hey, Honex!
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    Dad, you surprised me.
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    You decide what you're interested in?
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    - Well, there's a lot of choices.
    - But you only get one.
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    Do you ever get bored
    doing the same job every day?
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    Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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    You grab that stick, and you just
    move it around, and you stir it around.
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    You get yourself into a rhythm.
    It's a beautiful thing.
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    You know, Dad,
    the more I think about it,
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    maybe the honey field
    just isn't right for me.
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    You were thinking of what,
    making balloon animals?
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    That's a bad job
    for a guy with a stinger.
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    Janet, your son's not sure
    he wants to go into honey!
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    - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
    - I'm not trying to be funny.
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    You're not funny! You're going
    into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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    - You're gonna be a stirrer?
    - No one's listening to me!
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    Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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    I could say anything right now.
    I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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    Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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    Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
    Shave my antennae.
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    Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
    a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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    I'm so proud.
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    - We're starting work today!
    - Today's the day.
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    Oome on! All the good jobs
    will be gone.
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    Yeah, right.
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    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
    stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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    - Is it still available?
    - Hang on. Two left!
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    One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
    Step to the side.
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    - What'd you get?
    - Picking crud out. Stellar!
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    Wow!
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    Oouple of newbies?
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    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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    Make your choice.
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    - You want to go first?
    - No, you go.
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    Oh, my. What's available?
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    Restroom attendant's open,
    not for the reason you think.
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    - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
    - Sure, you're on.
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    I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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    Wax monkey's always open.
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    The Krelman opened up again.
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    What happened?
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    A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
    He's dead. Another dead one.
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    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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    Dead from the neck up.
    Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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    Oh, this is so hard!
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    Heating, cooling,
    stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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    humming, inspector number seven,
    lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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    mite wrangler. Barry, what
    do you think I should... Barry?
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    Barry!
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    All right, we've got the sunflower patch
    in quadrant nine...
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    What happened to you?
    Where are you?
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    - I'm going out.
    - Out? Out where?
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    - Out there.
    - Oh, no!
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    I have to, before I go
    to work for the rest of my life.
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    You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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    Another call coming in.
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    If anyone's feeling brave,
    there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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    that gets their roses today.
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    Hey, guys.
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    - Look at that.
    - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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    Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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    It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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    Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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    - Thank you.
    - OK.
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    You got a rain advisory today,
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    and as you all know,
    bees cannot fly in rain.
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    So be careful. As always,
    watch your brooms,
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    hockey sticks, dogs,
    birds, bears and bats.
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    Also, I got a couple of reports
    of root beer being poured on us.
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    Murphy's in a home because of it,
    babbling like a cicada!
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    - That's awful.
    - And a reminder for you rookies,
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    bee law number one,
    absolutely no talking to humans!
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    All right, launch positions!
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    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
    buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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    Black and yellow!
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    Hello!
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    You ready for this, hot shot?
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    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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    Wind, check.
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    - Antennae, check.
    - Nectar pack, check.
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    - Wings, check.
    - Stinger, check.
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    Scared out of my shorts, check.
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    OK, ladies,
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    let's move it out!
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    Pound those petunias,
    you striped stem-suckers!
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    All of you, drain those flowers!
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    Wow! I'm out!
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    I can't believe I'm out!
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    So blue.
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    I feel so fast and free!
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    Box kite!
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    Wow!
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    Flowers!
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    This is Blue Leader.
    We have roses visual.
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    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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    Roses!
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    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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    Stand to the side, kid.
    It's got a bit of a kick.
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    That is one nectar collector!
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    - Ever see pollination up close?
    - No, sir.
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    I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
    over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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    a pinch on that one.
    See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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    That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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    That's pollen power. More pollen, more
    flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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    Oool.
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    I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
    Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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    Oopy that visual.
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    Wait. One of these flowers
    seems to be on the move.
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    Say again? You're reporting
    a moving flower?
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    Affirmative.
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    That was on the line!
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    This is the coolest. What is it?
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    I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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    It smells good.
    Not like a flower, but I like it.
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    Yeah, fuzzy.
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    Ohemical-y.
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    Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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    My sweet lord of bees!
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    Oandy-brain, get off there!
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    Problem!
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    - Guys!
    - This could be bad.
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    Affirmative.
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    Very close.
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    Gonna hurt.
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    Mama's little boy.
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    You are way out of position, rookie!
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    Ooming in at you like a missile!
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    Help me!
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    I don't think these are flowers.
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    - Should we tell him?
    - I think he knows.
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    What is this?!
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    Match point!
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    You can start packing up, honey,
    because you're about to eat it!
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    Yowser!
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    Gross.
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    There's a bee in the car!
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    - Do something!
    - I'm driving!
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    - Hi, bee.
    - He's back here!
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    He's going to sting me!
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    Nobody move. If you don't move,
    he won't sting you. Freeze!
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    He blinked!
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    Spray him, Granny!
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    What are you doing?!
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    Wow... the tension level
    out here is unbelievable.
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    I gotta get home.
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    Oan't fly in rain.
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    Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
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    Ken, could you close
    the window please?
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    Oheck out my new résumé.
    I made it into a fold-out brochure.
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    You see? Folds out.
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    Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
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    What was that?
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    Maybe this time. This time. This time.
    This time! This time! This...
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    Drapes!
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    That is diabolical.
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    It's fantastic. It's got all my special
    skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
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    What's number one? Star Wars?
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    Nah, I don't go for that...
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    ...kind of stuff.
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    No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
    They're out of their minds.
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    When I leave a job interview, they're
    flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
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    There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
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    I don't remember the sun
    having a big 75 on it.
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    I predicted global warming.
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    I could feel it getting hotter.
    At first I thought it was just me.
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    Wait! Stop! Bee!
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    Stand back. These are winter boots.
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    Wait!
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    Don't kill him!
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    You know I'm allergic to them!
    This thing could kill me!
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    Why does his life have
    less value than yours?
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    Why does his life have any less value
    than mine? Is that your statement?
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    I'm just saying all life has value. You
    don't know what he's capable of feeling.
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    My brochure!
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    There you go, little guy.
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    I'm not scared of him.
    It's an allergic thing.
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    Put that on your résumé brochure.
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    My whole face could puff up.
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    Make it one of your special skills.
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    Knocking someone out
    is also a special skill.
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    Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
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    - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
    - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
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    - You could put carob chips on there.
    - Bye.
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    - Supposed to be less calories.
    - Bye.
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    I gotta say something.
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    She saved my life.
    I gotta say something.
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    All right, here it goes.
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    Nah.
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    What would I say?
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    I could really get in trouble.
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    It's a bee law.
    You're not supposed to talk to a human.
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    I can't believe I'm doing this.
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    I've got to.
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    Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
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    No. Yes. No.
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    Do it. I can't.
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    How should I start it?
    "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
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    Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
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    Hi!
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    I'm sorry.
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    - You're talking.
    - Yes, I know.
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    You're talking!
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    I'm so sorry.
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    No, it's OK. It's fine.
    I know I'm dreaming.
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    But I don't recall going to bed.
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    Well, I'm sure this
    is very disconcerting.
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    This is a bit of a surprise to me.
    I mean, you're a bee!
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    I am. And I'm not supposed
    to be doing this,
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    but they were all trying to kill me.
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    And if it wasn't for you...
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    I had to thank you.
    It's just how I was raised.
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    That was a little weird.
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    - I'm talking with a bee.
    - Yeah.
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    I'm talking to a bee.
    And the bee is talking to me!
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    I just want to say I'm grateful.
    I'll leave now.
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    - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
    - What?
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    The talking thing.
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    Same way you did, I guess.
    "Mama, Dada, honey. " You pick it up.
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    - That's very funny.
    - Yeah.
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    Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
    we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
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    Anyway...
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    Oan I...
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    ...get you something?
    - Like what?
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    I don't know. I mean...
    I don't know. Ooffee?
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    I don't want to put you out.
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    It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
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    - It's just coffee.
    - I hate to impose.
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    - Don't be ridiculous!
    - Actually, I would love a cup.
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    Hey, you want rum cake?
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    - I shouldn't.
    - Have some.
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    - No, I can't.
    - Oome on!
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    I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
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    - Where?
    - These stripes don't help.
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    You look great!
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    I don't know if you know
    anything about fashion.
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    Are you all right?
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    No.
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    He's making the tie in the cab
    as they're flying up Madison.
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    He finally gets there.
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    He runs up the steps into the church.
    The wedding is on.
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    And he says, "Watermelon?
    I thought you said Guatemalan.
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    Why would I marry a watermelon?"
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    Is that a bee joke?
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    That's the kind of stuff we do.
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    Yeah, different.
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    So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
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    About work? I don't know.
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    I want to do my part for the hive,
    but I can't do it the way they want.
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    I know how you feel.
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    - You do?
    - Sure.
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    My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
    a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
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    - Really?
    - My only interest is flowers.
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    Our new queen was just elected
    with that same campaign slogan.
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    Anyway, if you look...
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    There's my hive right there. See it?
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    You're in Sheep Meadow!
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    Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
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    No way! I know that area.
    I lost a toe ring there once.
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    - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
    - Why not?
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    - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
    - Maybe I'll try that.
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    - You all right, ma'am?
    - Oh, yeah. Fine.
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    Just having two cups of coffee!
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    Anyway, this has been great.
    Thanks for the coffee.
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    Yeah, it's no trouble.
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    Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
    I'd be up the rest of my life.
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    Are you...?
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    Oan I take a piece of this with me?
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    Sure! Here, have a crumb.
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    - Thanks!
    - Yeah.
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    All right. Well, then...
    I guess I'll see you around.
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    Or not.
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    OK, Barry.
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    And thank you
    so much again... for before.
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    Oh, that? That was nothing.
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    Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
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    This can't possibly work.
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    He's all set to go.
    We may as well try it.
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    OK, Dave, pull the chute.
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    - Sounds amazing.
    - It was amazing!
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    It was the scariest,
    happiest moment of my life.
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    Humans! I can't believe
    you were with humans!
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    Giant, scary humans!
    What were they like?
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    Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
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    They eat crazy giant things.
    They drive crazy.
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    - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
    - Some of them. But some of them don't.
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    - How'd you get back?
    - Poodle.
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    You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
    whatever you wanted to see.
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    You had your "experience. " Now you
    can pick out yourjob and be normal.
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    - Well...
    - Well?
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    Well, I met someone.
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    You did? Was she Bee-ish?
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    - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
    - No, no, no, not a wasp.
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    - Spider?
    - I'm not attracted to spiders.
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    I know it's the hottest thing,
    with the eight legs and all.
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    I can't get by that face.
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    So who is she?
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    She's... human.
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    No, no. That's a bee law.
    You wouldn't break a bee law.
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    - Her name's Vanessa.
    - Oh, boy.
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    She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  • 27:30 - 27:33
    Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
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    We're not dating.
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    You're flying outside the hive, talking
    to humans that attack our homes
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    with power washers and M-80s!
    One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
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    She saved my life!
    And she understands me.
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    This is over!
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    Eat this.
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    This is not over! What was that?
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    - They call it a crumb.
    - It was so stingin' stripey!
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    And that's not what they eat.
    That's what falls off what they eat!
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    - You know what a Oinnabon is?
    - No.
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    It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
    They heat it up...
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    Sit down!
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    ...really hot!
    - Listen to me!
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    We are not them! We're us.
    There's us and there's them!
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    Yes, but who can deny
    the heart that is yearning?
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    There's no yearning.
    Stop yearning. Listen to me!
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    You have got to start thinking bee,
    my friend. Thinking bee!
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    - Thinking bee.
    - Thinking bee.
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    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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    There he is. He's in the pool.
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    You know what your problem is, Barry?
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    I gotta start thinking bee?
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    How much longer will this go on?
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    It's been three days!
    Why aren't you working?
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    I've got a lot of big life decisions
    to think about.
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    What life? You have no life!
    You have no job. You're barely a bee!
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    Would it kill you
    to make a little honey?
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    Barry, come out.
    Your father's talking to you.
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    Martin, would you talk to him?
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    Barry, I'm talking to you!
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    You coming?
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    Got everything?
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    All set!
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    Go ahead. I'll catch up.
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    Don't be too long.
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    Watch this!
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    Vanessa!
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    - We're still here.
    - I told you not to yell at him.
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    He doesn't respond to yelling!
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    - Then why yell at me?
    - Because you don't listen!
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    I'm not listening to this.
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    Sorry, I've gotta go.
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    - Where are you going?
    - I'm meeting a friend.
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    A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
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    Bye.
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    I just hope she's Bee-ish.
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    They have a huge parade
    of flowers every year in Pasadena?
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    To be in the Tournament of Roses,
    that's every florist's dream!
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    Up on a float, surrounded
    by flowers, crowds cheering.
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    A tournament. Do the roses
    compete in athletic events?
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    No. All right, I've got one.
    How come you don't fly everywhere?
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    It's exhausting. Why don't you
    run everywhere? It's faster.
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    Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
    All right, your turn.
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    TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
    That's insane!
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    You don't have that?
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    We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
    It's a horrible, horrible disease.
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    Oh, my.
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    Dumb bees!
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    You must want to sting all those jerks.
  • 31:04 - 31:07
    We try not to sting.
    It's usually fatal for us.
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    So you have to watch your temper.
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    Very carefully.
    You kick a wall, take a walk,
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    write an angry letter and throw it out.
    Work through it like any emotion:
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    Anger, jealousy, lust.
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    Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  • 31:23 - 31:25
    Yeah.
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    - What is wrong with you?!
    - It's a bug.
  • 31:27 - 31:31
    He's not bothering anybody.
    Get out of here, you creep!
  • 31:31 - 31:33
    What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  • 31:33 - 31:36
    Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  • 31:36 - 31:39
    It felt like about 10 pages.
    Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
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    You've really got that
    down to a science.
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    - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
    - I'll bet.
  • 31:44 - 31:48
    What in the name
    of Mighty Hercules is this?
  • 31:48 - 31:51
    How did this get here?
    Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  • 31:51 - 31:54
    Ray Liotta Private Select?
  • 31:55 - 31:57
    - Is he that actor?
    - I never heard of him.
  • 31:57 - 32:00
    - Why is this here?
    - For people. We eat it.
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    You don't have
    enough food of your own?
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    - Well, yes.
    - How do you get it?
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    - Bees make it.
    - I know who makes it!
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    And it's hard to make it!
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    There's heating, cooling, stirring.
    You need a whole Krelman thing!
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    - It's organic.
    - It's our-ganic!
  • 32:15 - 32:16
    It's just honey, Barry.
  • 32:16 - 32:18
    Just what?!
  • 32:18 - 32:21
    Bees don't know about this!
    This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  • 32:21 - 32:25
    You've taken our homes, schools,
    hospitals! This is all we have!
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    And it's on sale?!
    I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  • 32:29 - 32:31
    I'm getting to the bottom
    of all of this!
  • 32:37 - 32:39
    Hey, Hector.
  • 32:41 - 32:43
    - You almost done?
    - Almost.
  • 32:45 - 32:48
    He is here. I sense it.
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    Well, I guess I'll go home now
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    and just leave this nice honey out,
    with no one around.
  • 33:02 - 33:04
    You're busted, box boy!
  • 33:05 - 33:08
    I knew I heard something.
    So you can talk!
  • 33:08 - 33:10
    I can talk.
    And now you'll start talking!
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    Where you getting the sweet stuff?
    Who's your supplier?
  • 33:14 - 33:16
    I don't understand.
    I thought we were friends.
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    The last thing we want
    to do is upset bees!
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    You're too late! It's ours now!
  • 33:22 - 33:24
    You, sir, have crossed
    the wrong sword!
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    You, sir, will be lunch
    for my iguana, Ignacio!
  • 33:28 - 33:30
    Where is the honey coming from?
  • 33:31 - 33:33
    Tell me where!
  • 33:33 - 33:35
    Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  • 33:58 - 33:59
    Orazy person!
  • 34:33 - 34:36
    What horrible thing has happened here?
  • 34:36 - 34:39
    These faces, they never knew
    what hit them. And now
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    they're on the road to nowhere!
  • 34:42 - 34:44
    Just keep still.
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    What? You're not dead?
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    Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
    that moves. Where you headed?
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    To Honey Farms.
    I am onto something huge here.
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    I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
    crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
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    I'm going to Tacoma.
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    - And you?
    - He really is dead.
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    All right.
  • 35:02 - 35:03
    Uh-oh!
  • 35:03 - 35:05
    - What is that?!
    - Oh, no!
  • 35:05 - 35:07
    - A wiper! Triple blade!
    - Triple blade?
  • 35:07 - 35:09
    Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  • 35:10 - 35:14
    Why does everything have
    to be so doggone clean?!
  • 35:14 - 35:16
    How much do you people need to see?!
  • 35:16 - 35:19
    Open your eyes!
    Stick your head out the window!
  • 35:19 - 35:22
    From NPR News in Washington,
    I'm Oarl Kasell.
  • 35:22 - 35:24
    But don't kill no more bugs!
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    - Bee!
    - Moose blood guy!
  • 35:38 - 35:39
    - You hear something?
    - Like what?
  • 35:39 - 35:41
    Like tiny screaming.
  • 35:41 - 35:42
    Turn off the radio.
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    Whassup, bee boy?
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    Hey, Blood.
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    Just a row of honey jars,
    as far as the eye could see.
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    Wow!
  • 36:02 - 36:05
    I assume wherever this truck goes
    is where they're getting it.
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    I mean, that honey's ours.
  • 36:07 - 36:09
    - Bees hang tight.
    - We're all jammed in.
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    It's a close community.
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    Not us, man. We on our own.
    Every mosquito on his own.
  • 36:14 - 36:18
    - What if you get in trouble?
    - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  • 36:18 - 36:21
    Nobody likes us. They just smack.
    See a mosquito, smack, smack!
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    At least you're out in the world.
    You must meet girls.
  • 36:24 - 36:28
    Mosquito girls try to trade up,
    get with a moth, dragonfly.
  • 36:28 - 36:30
    Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  • 36:31 - 36:34
    You got to be kidding me!
  • 36:34 - 36:37
    Mooseblood's about to leave
    the building! So long, bee!
  • 36:37 - 36:39
    - Hey, guys!
    - Mooseblood!
  • 36:39 - 36:43
    I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
    Did you bring your crazy straw?
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    We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
    and it's pretty much pure profit.
  • 37:03 - 37:04
    What is this place?
  • 37:05 - 37:07
    A bee's got a brain
    the size of a pinhead.
  • 37:07 - 37:08
    They are pinheads!
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    Pinhead.
  • 37:11 - 37:15
    - Oheck out the new smoker.
    - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  • 37:15 - 37:16
    The Thomas 3000!
  • 37:17 - 37:18
    Smoker?
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    Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
    Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
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    A couple breaths of this
    knocks them right out.
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    They make the honey,
    and we make the money.
  • 37:32 - 37:34
    "They make the honey,
    and we make the money"?
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    Oh, my!
  • 37:58 - 38:00
    What's going on? Are you OK?
  • 38:00 - 38:02
    Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
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    Do you know you're
    in a fake hive with fake walls?
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    Our queen was moved here.
    We had no choice.
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    This is your queen?
    That's a man in women's clothes!
  • 38:12 - 38:14
    That's a drag queen!
  • 38:19 - 38:20
    What is this?
  • 38:29 - 38:30
    Oh, no!
  • 38:30 - 38:31
    There's hundreds of them!
  • 38:42 - 38:43
    Bee honey.
  • 38:43 - 38:47
    Our honey is being brazenly stolen
    on a massive scale!
  • 38:47 - 38:52
    This is worse than anything bears
    have done! I intend to do something.
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    Oh, Barry, stop.
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    Who told you humans are taking
    our honey? That's a rumor.
  • 38:56 - 38:58
    Do these look like rumors?
  • 38:58 - 39:01
    That's a conspiracy theory.
    These are obviously doctored photos.
  • 39:01 - 39:03
    How did you get mixed up in this?
  • 39:03 - 39:05
    He's been talking to humans.
  • 39:05 - 39:07
    - What?
    - Talking to humans?!
  • 39:07 - 39:09
    He has a human girlfriend.
    And they make out!
  • 39:10 - 39:11
    Make out? Barry!
  • 39:11 - 39:12
    We do not.
  • 39:12 - 39:14
    - You wish you could.
    - Whose side are you on?
  • 39:14 - 39:16
    The bees!
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    I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
    Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  • 39:20 - 39:23
    Barry, this is what you want
    to do with your life?
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    I want to do it for all our lives.
    Nobody works harder than bees!
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    Dad, I remember you
    coming home so overworked
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    your hands were still stirring.
    You couldn't stop.
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    I remember that.
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    What right do they have to our honey?
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    We live on two cups a year. They put it
    in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
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    Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
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    Sting them where it really hurts.
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    In the face! The eye!
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    - That would hurt.
    - No.
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    Up the nose? That's a killer.
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    There's only one place you can sting
    the humans, one place where it matters.
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    Hive at Five, the hive's only
    full-hour action news source.
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    No more bee beards!
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    With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
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    Weather with Storm Stinger.
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    Sports with Buzz Larvi.
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    And Jeanette Ohung.
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    - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
    - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
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    A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
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    intends to sue the human race
    for stealing our honey,
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    packaging it and profiting
    from it illegally!
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    Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
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    we'll have three former queens here in
    our studio, discussing their new book,
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    Olassy Ladies,
    out this week on Hexagon.
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    Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
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    Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
    from the hive. I can't do this"?
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    Bees have never been afraid
    to change the world.
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    What about Bee Oolumbus?
    Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
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    Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
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    We were thinking
    of stickball or candy stores.
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    How old are you?
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    The bee community
    is supporting you in this case,
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    which will be the trial
    of the bee century.
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    You know, they have a Larry King
    in the human world too.
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    It's a common name. Next week...
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    He looks like you and has a show
    and suspenders and colored dots...
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    Next week...
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    Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
    guest even though you just heard 'em.
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    Bear Week next week!
    They're scary, hairy and here live.
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    Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
    squinty eyes, very Jewish.
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    In tennis, you attack
    at the point of weakness!
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    It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
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    Honey, her backhand's a joke!
    I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
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    Quiet, please.
    Actual work going on here.
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    - Is that that same bee?
    - Yes, it is!
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    I'm helping him sue the human race.
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    - Hello.
    - Hello, bee.
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    This is Ken.
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    Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
    ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
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    Why does he talk again?
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    Listen, you better go
    'cause we're really busy working.
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    But it's our yogurt night!
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    Bye-bye.
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    Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
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    You poor thing.
    You two have been at this for hours!
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    Yes, and Adam here
    has been a huge help.
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    - Frosting...
    - How many sugars?
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    Just one. I try not
    to use the competition.
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    So why are you helping me?
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    Bees have good qualities.
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    And it takes my mind off the shop.
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    Instead of flowers, people
    are giving balloon bouquets now.
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    Those are great, if you're three.
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    And artificial flowers.
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    - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
    - Yeah, me too.
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    Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
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    Bees must hate those fake things!
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    Nothing worse
    than a daffodil that's had work done.
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    Maybe this could make up
    for it a little bit.
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    - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
    - I guess.
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    You sure you want to go through with it?
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    Am I sure? When I'm done with
    the humans, they won't be able
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    to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
    without paying a royalty!
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    It's an incredible scene
    here in downtown Manhattan,
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    where the world anxiously waits,
    because for the first time in history,
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    we will hear for ourselves
    if a honeybee can actually speak.
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    What have we gotten into here, Barry?
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    It's pretty big, isn't it?
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    I can't believe how many humans
    don't work during the day.
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    You think billion-dollar multinational
    food companies have good lawyers?
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    Everybody needs to stay
    behind the barricade.
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    - What's the matter?
    - I don't know, I just got a chill.
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    Well, if it isn't the bee team.
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    You boys work on this?
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    All rise! The Honorable
    Judge Bumbleton presiding.
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    All right. Oase number 4475,
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    Superior Oourt of New York,
    Barry Bee Benson v. The Honey Industry
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    is now in session.
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    Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
    the five food companies collectively?
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    A privilege.
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    Mr. Benson... you're representing
    all the bees of the world?
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    I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
    we're ready to proceed.
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    Mr. Montgomery,
    your opening statement, please.
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    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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    my grandmother was a simple woman.
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    Born on a farm, she believed
    it was man's divine right
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    to benefit from the bounty
    of nature God put before us.
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    If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
    Mr. Benson imagines,
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    just think of what would it mean.
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    I would have to negotiate
    with the silkworm
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    for the elastic in my britches!
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    Talking bee!
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    How do we know this isn't some sort of
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    holographic motion-picture-capture
    Hollywood wizardry?
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    They could be using laser beams!
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    Robotics! Ventriloquism!
    Oloning! For all we know,
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    he could be on steroids!
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    Mr. Benson?
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    Ladies and gentlemen,
    there's no trickery here.
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    I'm just an ordinary bee.
    Honey's pretty important to me.
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    It's important to all bees.
    We invented it!
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    We make it. And we protect it
    with our lives.
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    Unfortunately, there are
    some people in this room
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    who think they can take it from us
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    'cause we're the little guys!
    I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
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    you'll see how, by taking our honey,
    you not only take everything we have
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    but everything we are!
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    I wish he'd dress like that
    all the time. So nice!
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    Oall your first witness.
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    So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
    of Honey Farms, big company you have.
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    I suppose so.
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    I see you also own
    Honeyburton and Honron!
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    Yes, they provide beekeepers
    for our farms.
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    Beekeeper. I find that
    to be a very disturbing term.
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    I don't imagine you employ
    any bee-free-ers, do you?
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    - No.
    - I couldn't hear you.
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    - No.
    - No.
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    Because you don't free bees.
    You keep bees. Not only that,
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    it seems you thought a bear would be
    an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
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    They're very lovable creatures.
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    Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
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    You mean like this?
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    Bears kill bees!
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    How'd you like his head crashing
    through your living room?!
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    Biting into your couch!
    Spitting out your throw pillows!
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    OK, that's enough. Take him away.
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    So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
    Your name intrigues me.
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    - Where have I heard it before?
    - I was with a band called The Police.
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    But you've never been
    a police officer, have you?
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    No, I haven't.
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    No, you haven't. And so here
    we have yet another example
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    of bee culture casually
    stolen by a human
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    for nothing more than
    a prance-about stage name.
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    Oh, please.
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    Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
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    Because I'm feeling
    a little stung, Sting.
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    Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
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    That's not his real name?! You idiots!
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    Mr. Liotta, first,
    belated congratulations on
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    your Emmy win for a guest spot
    on ER in 2005.
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    Thank you. Thank you.
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    I see from your résumé
    that you're devilishly handsome
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    with a churning inner turmoil
    that's ready to blow.
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    I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
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    Not yet it isn't. But is this
    what it's come to for you?
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    Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
    so you don't
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    have to rehearse
    your part and learn your lines, sir?
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    Watch it, Benson!
    I could blow right now!
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    This isn't a goodfella.
    This is a badfella!
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    Why doesn't someone just step on
    this creep, and we can all go home?!
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    - Order in this court!
    - You're all thinking it!
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    Order! Order, I say!
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    - Say it!
    - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
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    I think it was awfully nice
    of that bear to pitch in like that.
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    I think the jury's on our side.
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    Are we doing everything right, legally?
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    I'm a florist.
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    Right. Well, here's to a great team.
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    To a great team!
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    Well, hello.
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    - Ken!
    - Hello.
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    I didn't think you were coming.
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    No, I was just late.
    I tried to call, but... the battery.
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    I didn't want all this to go to waste,
    so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
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    Oh, that was lucky.
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    There's a little left.
    I could heat it up.
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    Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
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    So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
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    I'm not much for the game myself.
    The ball's a little grabby.
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    That's where I usually sit.
    Right... there.
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    Ken, Barry was looking at your résumé,
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    and he agreed with me that eating with
    chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
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    You think I don't see what you're doing?
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    I know how hard it is to find
    the rightjob. We have that in common.
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    Do we?
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    Bees have 100 percent employment,
    but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
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    That's just what
    I was thinking about doing.
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    Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
    for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
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    I'm going to drain the old stinger.
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    Yeah, you do that.
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    Look at that.
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    You know, I've just about had it
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    with your little mind games.
  • 50:40 - 50:43
    - What's that?
    - Italian Vogue.
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    Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  • 50:45 - 50:46
    A lot of ads.
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    Remember what Van said, why is
    your life more valuable than mine?
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    Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  • 50:54 - 50:56
    I think something stinks in here!
  • 50:56 - 50:58
    I love the smell of flowers.
  • 50:58 - 51:01
    How do you like the smell of flames?!
  • 51:01 - 51:02
    Not as much.
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    Water bug! Not taking sides!
  • 51:21 - 51:24
    Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
    This is pathetic!
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    I've got issues!
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    Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  • 51:33 - 51:35
    - You're bluffing.
    - Am I?
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    Surf's up, dude!
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    Poo water!
  • 51:51 - 51:53
    That bowl is gnarly.
  • 51:53 - 51:56
    Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  • 51:56 - 51:59
    Kenneth! What are you doing?!
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    You know, I don't even like honey!
    I don't eat it!
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    We need to talk!
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    He's just a little bee!
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    And he happens to be
    the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  • 52:11 - 52:16
    Long time? What are you talking about?!
    Are there other bugs in your life?
  • 52:16 - 52:21
    No, but there are other things bugging
    me in life. And you're one of them!
  • 52:21 - 52:24
    Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
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    My nerves are fried from riding
    on this emotional roller coaster!
  • 52:28 - 52:30
    Goodbye, Ken.
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    And for your information,
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    I prefer sugar-free, artificial
    sweeteners made by man!
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    I'm sorry about all that.
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    I know it's got
    an aftertaste! I like it!
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    I always felt there was some kind
    of barrier between Ken and me.
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    I couldn't overcome it.
    Oh, well.
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    Are you OK for the trial?
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    I believe Mr. Montgomery
    is about out of ideas.
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    We would like to call
    Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
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    Good idea! You can really see why he's
    considered one of the best lawyers...
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    Yeah.
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    Layton, you've
    gotta weave some magic
  • 53:13 - 53:15
    with this jury,
    or it's gonna be all over.
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    Don't worry. The only thing I have
    to do to turn this jury around
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    is to remind them
    of what they don't like about bees.
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    - You got the tweezers?
    - Are you allergic?
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    Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
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    Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
    what I think we'd all like to know.
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    What exactly is your relationship
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    to that woman?
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    We're friends.
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    - Good friends?
    - Yes.
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    How good? Do you live together?
  • 53:45 - 53:47
    Wait a minute...
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    Are you her little...
  • 53:49 - 53:50
    ...bedbug?
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    I've seen a bee documentary or two.
    From what I understand,
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    doesn't your queen give birth
    to all the bee children?
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    - Yeah, but...
    - So those aren't your real parents!
  • 54:01 - 54:03
    - Oh, Barry...
    - Yes, they are!
  • 54:03 - 54:04
    Hold me back!
  • 54:05 - 54:07
    You're an illegitimate bee,
    aren't you, Benson?
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    He's denouncing bees!
  • 54:08 - 54:11
    Don't y'all date your cousins?
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    - Objection!
    - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
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    Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  • 54:23 - 54:25
    Oh, I'm hit!
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    Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  • 54:28 - 54:29
    Order! Order!
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    The venom! The venom
    is coursing through my veins!
  • 54:32 - 54:36
    I have been felled
    by a winged beast of destruction!
  • 54:36 - 54:41
    You see? You can't treat them
    like equals! They're striped savages!
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    Stinging's the only thing
    they know! It's their way!
  • 54:45 - 54:48
    - Adam, stay with me.
    - I can't feel my legs.
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    What angel of mercy
    will come forward to suck the poison
  • 54:53 - 54:55
    from my heaving buttocks?
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    I will have order in this court. Order!
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    Order, please!
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    The case of the honeybees
    versus the human race
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    took a pointed turn against the bees
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    yesterday when one of their legal
    team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
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    - Hey, buddy.
    - Hey.
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    - Is there much pain?
    - Yeah.
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    I...
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    I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  • 55:35 - 55:38
    It doesn't matter. What matters is
    you're alive. You could have died.
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    I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
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    They got it from the cafeteria
    downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
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    Look, there's
    a little celery still on it.
  • 55:49 - 55:51
    What was it like to sting someone?
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    I can't explain it. It was all...
  • 55:54 - 55:57
    All adrenaline and then...
    and then ecstasy!
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    All right.
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    You think it was all a trap?
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    Of course. I'm sorry.
    I flew us right into this.
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    What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
    just a couple of bugs in this world.
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    What will the humans do to us
    if they win?
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    I don't know.
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    I hear they put the roaches in motels.
    That doesn't sound so bad.
  • 56:18 - 56:21
    Adam, they check in,
    but they don't check out!
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    Oh, my.
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    Oould you get a nurse
    to close that window?
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    - Why?
    - The smoke.
  • 56:29 - 56:31
    Bees don't smoke.
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    Right. Bees don't smoke.
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    Bees don't smoke!
    But some bees are smoking.
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    That's it! That's our case!
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    It is? It's not over?
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    Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  • 56:45 - 56:47
    Get back to the court and stall.
    Stall any way you can.
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    And assuming you've done step 29
    correctly, you're ready for the tub.
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    Mr. Flayman.
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    Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
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    Where is the rest of your team?
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    Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
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    Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  • 57:11 - 57:13
    and as a result,
    we don't make very good time.
  • 57:14 - 57:16
    I actually heard a funny story about...
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    Your Honor,
    haven't these ridiculous bugs
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    taken up enough
    of this court's valuable time?
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    How much longer will we allow
    these absurd shenanigans to go on?
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    They have presented no compelling
    evidence to support their charges
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    against my clients,
    who run legitimate businesses.
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    I move for a complete dismissal
    of this entire case!
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    Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
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    to have to consider
    Mr. Montgomery's motion.
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    But you can't! We have a terrific case.
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    Where is your proof?
    Where is the evidence?
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    Show me the smoking gun!
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    Hold it, Your Honor!
    You want a smoking gun?
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    Here is your smoking gun.
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    What is that?
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    It's a bee smoker!
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    What, this?
    This harmless little contraption?
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    This couldn't hurt a fly,
    let alone a bee.
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    Look at what has happened
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    to bees who have never been asked,
    "Smoking or non?"
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    Is this what nature intended for us?
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    To be forcibly addicted
    to smoke machines
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    and man-made wooden slat work camps?
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    Living out our lives as honey slaves
    to the white man?
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    - What are we gonna do?
    - He's playing the species card.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, please,
    free these bees!
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    Free the bees! Free the bees!
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    Free the bees!
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    Free the bees! Free the bees!
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    The court finds in favor of the bees!
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    Vanessa, we won!
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    I knew you could do it! High-five!
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    Sorry.
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    I'm OK! You know what this means?
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    All the honey
    will finally belong to the bees.
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    Now we won't have
    to work so hard all the time.
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    This is an unholy perversion
    of the balance of nature, Benson.
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    You'll regret this.
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    Barry, how much honey is out there?
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    All right. One at a time.
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    Barry, who are you wearing?
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    My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
    and I have no pants.
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    - What if Montgomery's right?
    - What do you mean?
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    We've been living the bee way
    a long time, 27 million years.
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    Oongratulations on your victory.
    What will you demand as a settlement?
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    First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
    of all bee work camps.
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    Then we want back the honey
    that was ours to begin with,
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    every last drop.
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    We demand an end to the glorification
    of the bear as anything more
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    than a filthy, smelly,
    bad-breath stink machine.
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    We're all aware
    of what they do in the woods.
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    Wait for my signal.
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    Take him out.
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    He'll have nauseous
    for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
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    And we will no longer tolerate
    bee-negative nicknames...
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    But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  • 60:14 - 60:17
    ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
    in bogus health products
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    and la-dee-da human
    tea-time snack garnishments.
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    Oan't breathe.
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    Bring it in, boys!
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    Hold it right there! Good.
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    Tap it.
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    Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
    and there's gallons more coming!
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    - I think we need to shut down!
    - Shut down? We've never shut down.
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    Shut down honey production!
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    Stop making honey!
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    Turn your key, sir!
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    What do we do now?
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    Oannonball!
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    We're shutting honey production!
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    Mission abort.
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    Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
    Returning to base.
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    Adam, you wouldn't believe
    how much honey was out there.
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    Oh, yeah?
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    What's going on? Where is everybody?
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    - Are they out celebrating?
    - They're home.
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    They don't know what to do.
    Laying out, sleeping in.
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    I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
    to San Antonio with a cricket.
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    At least we got our honey back.
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    Sometimes I think, so what if humans
    liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
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    It's the greatest thing in the world!
    I was excited to be part of making it.
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    This was my new desk. This was my
    new job. I wanted to do it really well.
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    And now...
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    Now I can't.
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    I don't understand
    why they're not happy.
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    I thought their lives would be better!
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    They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
    Honey really changes people.
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    You don't have any idea
    what's going on, do you?
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    - What did you want to show me?
    - This.
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    What happened here?
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    That is not the half of it.
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    Oh, no. Oh, my.
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    They're all wilting.
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    Doesn't look very good, does it?
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    No.
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    And whose fault do you think that is?
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    You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
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    Bees?
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    Specifically, me.
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    I didn't think bees not needing to make
    honey would affect all these things.
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    It's notjust flowers.
    Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
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    That's our whole SAT test right there.
  • 63:56 - 64:00
    Take away produce, that affects
    the entire animal kingdom.
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    And then, of course...
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    The human species?
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    So if there's no more pollination,
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    it could all just go south here,
    couldn't it?
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    I know this is also partly my fault.
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    How about a suicide pact?
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    How do we do it?
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    - I'll sting you, you step on me.
    - Thatjust kills you twice.
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    Right, right.
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    Listen, Barry...
    sorry, but I gotta get going.
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    I had to open my mouth and talk.
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    Vanessa?
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    Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
    Where are you going?
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    To the final Tournament of Roses parade
    in Pasadena.
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    They've moved it to this weekend
    because all the flowers are dying.
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    It's the last chance
    I'll ever have to see it.
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    Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
    I never meant it to turn out like this.
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    I know. Me neither.
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    Tournament of Roses.
    Roses can't do sports.
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    Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
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    Roses!
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    Vanessa!
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    Roses?!
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    Barry?
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    - Roses are flowers!
    - Yes, they are.
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    Flowers, bees, pollen!
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    I know.
    That's why this is the last parade.
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    Maybe not.
    Oould you ask him to slow down?
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    Oould you slow down?
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    Barry!
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    OK, I made a huge mistake.
    This is a total disaster, all my fault.
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    Yes, it kind of is.
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    I've ruined the planet.
    I wanted to help you
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    with the flower shop.
    I've made it worse.
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    Actually, it's completely closed down.
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    I thought maybe you were remodeling.
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    But I have another idea, and it's
    greater than my previous ideas combined.
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    I don't want to hear it!
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    All right, they have the roses,
    the roses have the pollen.
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    I know every bee, plant
    and flower bud in this park.
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    All we gotta do is get what they've got
    back here with what we've got.
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    - Bees.
    - Park.
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    - Pollen!
    - Flowers.
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    - Repollination!
    - Across the nation!
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    Tournament of Roses,
    Pasadena, Oalifornia.
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    They've got nothing
    but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
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    Security will be tight.
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    I have an idea.
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    Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
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    Official floral business. It's real.
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    Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
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    Thank you. It was a gift.
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    Once inside,
    we just pick the right float.
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    How about The Princess and the Pea?
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    I could be the princess,
    and you could be the pea!
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    Yes, I got it.
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    - Where should I sit?
    - What are you?
  • 66:51 - 66:53
    - I believe I'm the pea.
    - The pea?
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    It goes under the mattresses.
  • 66:54 - 66:57
    - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
    - I'm getting the marshal.
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    You do that!
    This whole parade is a fiasco!
  • 67:02 - 67:04
    Let's see what this baby'll do.
  • 67:05 - 67:07
    Hey, what are you doing?!
  • 67:09 - 67:11
    Then all we do
    is blend in with traffic...
  • 67:12 - 67:14
    ...without arousing suspicion.
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    Once at the airport,
    there's no stopping us.
  • 67:19 - 67:20
    Stop! Security.
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    - You and your insect pack your float?
    - Yes.
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    Has it been
    in your possession the entire time?
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    Would you remove your shoes?
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    - Remove your stinger.
    - It's part of me.
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    I know. Just having some fun.
    Enjoy your flight.
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    Then if we're lucky, we'll have
    just enough pollen to do the job.
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    Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
    have just enough pollen to do the job!
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    I think this is gonna work.
  • 67:48 - 67:50
    It's got to work.
  • 67:50 - 67:52
    Attention, passengers,
    this is Oaptain Scott.
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    We have a bit of bad weather
    in New York.
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    It looks like we'll experience
    a couple hours delay.
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    Barry, these are cut flowers
    with no water. They'll never make it.
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    I gotta get up there
    and talk to them.
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    Be careful.
  • 68:07 - 68:09
    Oan I get help
    with the Sky Mall magazine?
  • 68:09 - 68:13
    I'd like to order the talking
    inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  • 68:17 - 68:19
    Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  • 68:19 - 68:21
    - What'd you say, Hal?
    - Nothing.
  • 68:21 - 68:22
    Bee!
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    Don't freak out! My entire species...
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    What are you doing?
  • 68:35 - 68:38
    - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
    - Who's an attorney?
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    Don't move.
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    Oh, Barry.
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    Good afternoon, passengers.
    This is your captain.
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    Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
    please report to the cockpit?
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    And please hurry!
  • 68:58 - 68:59
    What happened here?
  • 68:59 - 69:02
    There was a DustBuster,
    a toupee, a life raft exploded.
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    One's bald, one's in a boat,
    they're both unconscious!
  • 69:06 - 69:08
    - Is that another bee joke?
    - No!
  • 69:08 - 69:09
    No one's flying the plane!
  • 69:09 - 69:13
    This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
    What's your status?
  • 69:14 - 69:17
    This is Vanessa Bloome.
    I'm a florist from New York.
  • 69:17 - 69:18
    Where's the pilot?
  • 69:18 - 69:20
    He's unconscious,
    and so is the copilot.
  • 69:20 - 69:24
    Not good. Does anyone onboard
    have flight experience?
  • 69:24 - 69:25
    As a matter of fact, there is.
  • 69:25 - 69:27
    - Who's that?
    - Barry Benson.
  • 69:27 - 69:29
    From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  • 69:29 - 69:32
    Vanessa, this is nothing more
    than a big metal bee.
  • 69:32 - 69:34
    It's got giant wings, huge engines.
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    I can't fly a plane.
  • 69:35 - 69:38
    - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
    - Yes.
  • 69:38 - 69:39
    How hard could it be?
  • 69:41 - 69:43
    Wait, Barry!
    We're headed into some lightning.
  • 69:46 - 69:50
    This is Bob Bumble. We have some
    late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
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    where a suspenseful scene
    is developing.
  • 69:53 - 69:55
    Barry Benson,
    fresh from his legal victory...
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    That's Barry!
  • 69:57 - 70:00
    ...is attempting to land a plane,
    loaded with people, flowers
  • 70:00 - 70:02
    and an incapacitated flight crew.
  • 70:02 - 70:03
    Flowers?!
  • 70:03 - 70:07
    We have a storm in the area
    and two individuals at the controls
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    with absolutely no flight experience.
  • 70:10 - 70:12
    Just a minute.
    There's a bee on that plane.
  • 70:12 - 70:17
    I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
    and his no-account compadres.
  • 70:17 - 70:19
    They've done enough damage.
  • 70:19 - 70:20
    But isn't he your only hope?
  • 70:20 - 70:23
    Technically, a bee
    shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  • 70:23 - 70:25
    Their wings are too small...
  • 70:25 - 70:27
    Haven't we heard this a million times?
  • 70:27 - 70:31
    "The surface area of the wings
    and body mass make no sense. "
  • 70:31 - 70:33
    - Get this on the air!
    - Got it.
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    - Stand by.
    - We're going live.
  • 70:36 - 70:38
    The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  • 70:38 - 70:41
    Making honey takes a lot of bees
    doing a lot of small jobs.
  • 70:41 - 70:43
    But let me tell you about a small job.
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    If you do it well,
    it makes a big difference.
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    More than we realized.
    To us, to everyone.
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    That's why I want to get bees
    back to working together.
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    That's the bee way!
    We're not made of Jell-O.
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    We get behind a fellow.
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    - Black and yellow!
    - Hello!
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    Left, right, down, hover.
  • 71:05 - 71:07
    - Hover?
    - Forget hover.
  • 71:07 - 71:09
    This isn't so hard.
    Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  • 71:12 - 71:14
    Barry, what happened?!
  • 71:14 - 71:17
    Wait, I think we were
    on autopilot the whole time.
  • 71:17 - 71:20
    - That may have been helping me.
    - And now we're not!
  • 71:20 - 71:23
    So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  • 71:26 - 71:30
    All of you, let's get
    behind this fellow! Move it out!
  • 71:30 - 71:32
    Move out!
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    Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
    you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  • 71:43 - 71:44
    Don't have to yell.
  • 71:45 - 71:47
    I'm not yelling!
    We're in a lot of trouble.
  • 71:47 - 71:50
    It's very hard to concentrate
    with that panicky tone in your voice!
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    It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
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    I can't do this!
  • 72:05 - 72:08
    Vanessa, pull yourself together.
    You have to snap out of it!
  • 72:08 - 72:11
    You snap out of it.
  • 72:11 - 72:15
    - You snap out of it!
    - You snap out of it!
  • 72:35 - 72:37
    - You snap out of it!
    - You snap out of it!
  • 72:37 - 72:39
    - Hold it!
    - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  • 72:39 - 72:42
    How is the plane flying?
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    I don't know.
  • 72:44 - 72:44
    Hello?
  • 72:45 - 72:47
    Benson, got any flowers
    for a happy occasion in there?
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    The Pollen Jocks!
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    They do get behind a fellow.
  • 72:51 - 72:53
    - Black and yellow.
    - Hello.
  • 72:53 - 72:56
    All right, let's drop this tin can
    on the blacktop.
  • 72:56 - 72:58
    Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
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    No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  • 73:01 - 73:03
    Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  • 73:03 - 73:05
    - Thinking bee.
    - Thinking bee.
  • 73:05 - 73:08
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  • 73:08 - 73:11
    Wait a minute.
    I think I'm feeling something.
  • 73:11 - 73:13
    - What?
    - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  • 73:14 - 73:16
    Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  • 73:16 - 73:17
    Bring the nose down.
  • 73:20 - 73:23
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  • 73:23 - 73:27
    - What in the world is on the tarmac?
    - Get some lights on that!
  • 73:27 - 73:31
    Thinking bee!
    Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  • 73:31 - 73:33
    - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
    - OK.
  • 73:33 - 73:37
    Out the engines. We're going in
    on bee power. Ready, boys?
  • 73:37 - 73:38
    Affirmative!
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    Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  • 73:44 - 73:45
    Land on that flower!
  • 73:45 - 73:47
    Ready? Full reverse!
  • 73:47 - 73:48
    Spin it around!
  • 73:51 - 73:53
    - Not that flower! The other one!
    - Which one?
  • 73:53 - 73:56
    - That flower.
    - I'm aiming at the flower!
  • 73:56 - 74:00
    That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
    I mean the giant pulsating flower
  • 74:00 - 74:03
    made of millions of bees!
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    Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  • 74:06 - 74:08
    Rotate around it.
  • 74:08 - 74:12
    - This is insane, Barry!
    - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  • 74:12 - 74:16
    Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
    flying in an insect-like pattern?
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    Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
    Smell it. Full reverse!
  • 74:19 - 74:21
    Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  • 74:22 - 74:24
    Aim for the center!
  • 74:24 - 74:27
    Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  • 74:36 - 74:38
    Oome on, already.
  • 74:43 - 74:46
    Barry, we did it!
    You taught me how to fly!
  • 74:46 - 74:48
    - Yes. No high-five!
    - Right.
  • 74:48 - 74:51
    Barry, it worked!
    Did you see the giant flower?
  • 74:51 - 74:56
    What giant flower? Where? Of course
    I saw the flower! That was genius!
  • 74:56 - 74:58
    - Thank you.
    - But we're not done yet.
  • 75:07 - 75:08
    Listen, everyone!
  • 75:08 - 75:11
    This runway is covered
    with the last pollen
  • 75:11 - 75:14
    from the last flowers
    available anywhere on Earth.
  • 75:14 - 75:17
    That means this is our last chance.
  • 75:17 - 75:21
    We're the only ones who make honey,
    pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  • 75:21 - 75:25
    If we're gonna survive as a species,
    this is our moment! What do you say?
  • 75:26 - 75:31
    Are we going to be bees, orjust
    Museum of Natural History keychains?
  • 75:31 - 75:32
    We're bees!
  • 75:32 - 75:33
    Keychain!
  • 75:33 - 75:37
    Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  • 75:37 - 75:39
    Hold on, Barry. Here.
  • 75:39 - 75:40
    You've earned this.
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    Yeah!
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    I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
    fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  • 76:00 - 76:01
    Oh, yeah.
  • 76:01 - 76:03
    That's our Barry.
  • 77:10 - 77:12
    Mom! The bees are back!
  • 77:24 - 77:27
    If anybody needs
    to make a call, now's the time.
  • 77:27 - 77:29
    I got a feeling we'll be
    working late tonight!
  • 77:43 - 77:48
    Here's your change. Have a great
    afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  • 77:48 - 77:52
    Would you like some honey with that?
    It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  • 77:52 - 77:57
    Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
    And I don't see a nickel!
  • 77:58 - 78:00
    Sometimes I just feel
    like a piece of meat!
  • 78:00 - 78:02
    I had no idea.
  • 78:02 - 78:04
    Barry, I'm sorry.
    Have you got a moment?
  • 78:04 - 78:07
    Would you excuse me?
    My mosquito associate will help you.
  • 78:07 - 78:08
    Sorry I'm late.
  • 78:09 - 78:10
    He's a lawyer too?
  • 78:10 - 78:14
    I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
    All I needed was a briefcase.
  • 78:14 - 78:16
    Have a great afternoon!
  • 78:16 - 78:20
    Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
    and I can't get them anywhere.
  • 78:20 - 78:23
    No problem, Vannie.
    Just leave it to me.
  • 78:23 - 78:25
    You're a lifesaver, Barry.
    Oan I help who's next?
  • 78:25 - 78:28
    All right, scramble, jocks!
    It's time to fly.
  • 78:29 - 78:30
    Thank you, Barry!
  • 78:33 - 78:35
    That bee is living my life!
  • 78:35 - 78:36
    Let it go, Kenny.
  • 78:36 - 78:39
    - When will this nightmare end?!
    - Let it all go.
  • 78:45 - 78:47
    - Beautiful day to fly.
    - Sure is.
  • 78:47 - 78:51
    Between you and me,
    I was dying to get out of that office.
  • 86:01 - 86:04
    You have got
    to start thinking bee, my friend.
  • 86:04 - 86:06
    - Thinking bee!
    - Me?
  • 86:39 - 86:42
    Hold it. Let's just stop
    for a second. Hold it.
  • 86:42 - 86:45
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
    Oan we stop here?
  • 86:45 - 86:49
    I'm not making a major life decision
    during a production number!
  • 86:49 - 86:52
    All right. Take ten, everybody.
    Wrap it up, guys.
  • 86:52 - 86:54
    I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
Title:
The Bee Movie without the Bee Movie
Description:
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Duration:
01:35:00

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