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And it's weird. In California this summer,
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all the state parks caught on fire, which was sad,
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because these parks are full of weed. It's bad news!
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(laughter)
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It's like, even the guy's who's fighting the fire is like,
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"(laughter) Fuuuck! Oh my god, make another rainbow, Tommy!"
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Oh my god! It's weird.
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Even Smokey the Bear's going,
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"Only you can...
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- (laughter)
- Shit, I knew this."
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(laughter)
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And California weed is kick ass fucking weed.
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This is weed that even Jamaican's go, "Oh, don't smoke dat weed, man."
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It's California Catatonic. It's a type of weed, you hit it, it's like,
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Fuck! Shit.
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- I'm not doing something...
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What is it?
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Oh, right! Breath! (gasping)
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And you get so stoned, you end up sitting on your couch for a week,
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till the point where your cat's going, "Get up, you asshole!
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I've been eating my own shit for the last two days!
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I know mellow, but this is fucking ridiculous!"
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And if they legalize it, they're gonna have to regulate it,
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and they're gonna have to put a warning on a box of joints.
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It's gonna have to say, "Surgeon General has determined...
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- this will make your music AWESOME."
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- Even Yanni.
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And if you thought you enjoyed cartoons before...
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And if they're gonna have ads, they're gonna have ads
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and they'll be like, instead of the Marbolo Man,
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it'll be the Mendocino Man. It'll be a cowboy in the back of a horse, going,
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"Shit, am I thirsty. Goddamn."
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Even the horse'll be going, "I don't know where the fuck I am!
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Goddamn, I got a little cotton mouth here. Goddamn!"
