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This is Mr. King's car. The man owns the building.
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At least we can do his car alright.
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Oh! I have almost no cash.
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Just $9,000.
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Got your keys!
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Just so you know, I would've done
the same thing if you were white.
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That's good to know.
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Buenos dias!
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There's a water spot!
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Damn it!
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Get the roof!
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Mr. King, you're under arrest
for fraud and embezzlement.
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I have faith the justice system will exonerate me.
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I sentence you to 10 years in a maximum security prison.
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Did he say 10 years?
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Ahhhhhhh.
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My life is ruined. In 30 days I'm going to prison.
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It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
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Hell yeah it's bad!
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Teach me how to survive in
prison the way you did.
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Tell me how you know I went to prison?
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Given your low economic status.
- Wait, what?
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Your perceived lack of college education.
- Lack. OK.
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Statistically you definitely went to prison.
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See you tomorrow, convict.
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[doorbell]
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Hello?
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You whitey white whore!
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Aaahh!
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That's pepper spray, bitch!
Prison school's in session.
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I'm learning so much, this is exactly what I need.
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What reason did you give him,
to assume that you went to jail?
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I was being black!
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You're not exactly a THUG?
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All I gotta do is talk a little deeper.
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I'm gonna say goodnight.
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Bitch don't walk away from me!
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What did you just say to me!
- Stop! Stop!
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What is that?!
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This is my prison programme.
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You master these skills,
you WILL survive in prison.
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Let me see your mad-dog face.
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What is a mad-dog?
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Yo! Mad Dog!
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[weeps]
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What are you doing, James?
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Sad-dogging you.
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You think that strategy would work?
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Please don't sexually assault me,
I'm already too sad.
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This is no longer your house, man.
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We're in San Quentin now.
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You're in the wrong part of the yard, white boy.
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It's very confusing.
- Go back to where you belong.
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I don't know where I belong!
- I know where you belong.
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You belong with me.
- I don't want that.
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We do this, we do it hard.
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As your incarceration expert,
it's my job to prepare you.
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We are about to simulate a prison riot.
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That was intense, right?
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Actually, I feel fine.
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Ow!
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What?
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We gotta roll, Mayo.
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Who's Mayo?
- It's my gang name.
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It's short for mayonnaise.