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Grotesco - Ett kilo mjöl

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    Why, Mr. Andersson!
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    G'day.
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    Welcome to my little shop.
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    How are you?
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    I'm fine, thank you.
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    Isn't it a delightful day we have this day, today, today?
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    It certainly is, I woke up this morning,
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    opened the windows to my alcove, and thought to myself,
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    If this isn't a most wonderful day, today, today.
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    Why, I wouldn't know what else to call it.
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    I said the same thing to my wife, delightful woman, but blind...
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    I said, Isn't it delightful,
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    what a splendid, wonderful day we've got to enjoy ourselves with today, today?
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    Well, shopkeep, what did she say?
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    Nothing, she's deaf as well!
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    HAHAHAHAHA
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    MMRRMM!
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    Well, although it's pleasant to simply chat with my good sir,
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    I'm compelled to ask you this question:
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    How may I help you today?
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    I would like one kilo of flour.
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    One kilo flour. I see...
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    Thank you.
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    Now, since this day is so delightful,
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    we'll offer you a piece of candy with your purchase.
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    Yummy!
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    Well then... in that case...
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    I'll have two kilos of flour!
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    Two kilos of flour!
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    Well, then we'll offer you...
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    Disinfectant, and cabbage!
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    Cabbage, so delicious!
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    Is there anything else you'd like?
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    Yes, truly. My wife, my better half, my lay...
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    she gave me a shopping list...
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    Oh, it's one of those days. Haha...
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    Let's see what it says... I'll read it:
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    Flour!
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    Flour..?
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    Three kilos of flour!
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    Three kilos of flour!
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    Then we'll offer...
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    A wall clock, grater, and rye bread!
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    Rye bread! Bread, delicious!
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    But, shopkeep, to bake bread, you need what?
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    FLOUR!
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    I'll have four kilos of flour!
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    Four kilos of flour! Then you'll get...
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    Gernaium!
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    Marx "Das Kapital"!
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    And Mackerel!
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    Ding dong in the shop!
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    Well well, the graduate!
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    Good day, good day, good day!
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    Good day, welcome to my little shop!
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    So you're out and about, such a delightful day as this day, today?
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    Yes, I must tell you, I come here with an excessively delicate matter.
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    The thing is, that I require...
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    A kilo of flour!
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    ONE KILO OF FLOUR!
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    THEN YOU'LL GET...
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    Weathercock!
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    Skull!
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    Gas mask!
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    And a cocoa marshmallow.
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    That, I think, calls for a 'hurrah'!
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    HURRAH!
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    Plingeling in the shop!
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    Little miss Arfalk.
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    Yum
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    Good day, shopkeep...
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    Good sir...
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    Good day, graduate...
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    Here you go...
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    Well....
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    Coco coco coco
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    What do we owe the pleasure on such a delightful day?
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    Well, it was my intention to bake a cake for the manager at the manager's villa.
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    Almond crisp.
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    I went into the pantry...
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    and find, to my horror, that I had all the ingredients, except one.
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    Could you gentlemen guess WHICH ingredient was missing?
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    Almond!
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    No...
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    Crisp?
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    No...
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    IT WAS A KILO OF FLOUR!
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    Well, I'll be fucking damned!
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    THEN. YOU. WILL. GET...
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    PLACENTA! - (Yummy!)
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    Extension cord - (Oh, so handy!)
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    What'd you say about that?
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    Thank you, shopkeep!
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    Ding-dong.
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    Pastor Hansson.
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    Peace, shopkeep, peace be with you.
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    Welcome to my little shop.
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    Isn't it a most blessed day we have today, today?
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    Oh, yes!
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    Yes, pastor, that's correct.
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    Yes, truly!
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    But... one cannot live on nothing but good weather.
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    No, you certainly cannot!
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    One must also buy groceries.
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    Exactly, which begs the question:
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    What would you like today?
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    I was thinking...
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    A kilo of flour!
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    THEN. YOU. GET.
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    Herbs!
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    Pen Troll!
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    Fourth season of "Dellert Dellert" on DVD!
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    LEG!
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    STEERING WHEEL!
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    REINDEER HORN!
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    LESBIAN CAP!
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    A SHEEP! A PIG!
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    AND A RUBBER BOAT!
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    Can I have it?
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    Would you like something else?
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    If that's the case, I think I might have...
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    ONE MORE KILO OF FLOUR!
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    Yes, so do I!
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    ME TOO!
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    WHAT ABOUT ME?!
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    FOUR KILOS OF FLOUR!
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    YAAAAY!
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    THEN YOU'LL GET...
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    FORKLIFT!
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    It's getting out of hand!
Title:
Grotesco - Ett kilo mjöl
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06:10
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