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Do you know why we're here today?
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Uh, play video?
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We're gonna talk about
where babies come from.
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Do you know anything about intercourse?
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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So, um, today we're gonna talk about
how babies are made
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and where they come from.
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Would you like to know
how babies are made?
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Made of water.
Humans are made of water.
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- I knew it.
- (dad) Yeah, that's true.
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- From God.
- From God?
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I thought it was because of God
that sent us down into your stomach
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- to be born.
- (mom) to be born?
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Sperm, egg collide.
Blah, blah, blah.
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What do you mean sperm, egg collide?
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Where did you learn that from?
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- Nick, duh!
- Who's Nick?
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My brother!
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And what did he tell you?
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Bad stuff.
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What makes me a man,
and what makes mom a woman?
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Uh, you have bigger hands than her?
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There's some kind of hole here,
like an igloo.
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Oh, okay.
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So, Miles, you know that me
and momma are girls.
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- Yes.
- Mhm.
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Do you know, is there
a specific body part that you know of?
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The places between a mommy's legs.
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- Oh, the vangina, right?
- The vangina. (laughs)
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You know, it's called the vagina?
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(screams)
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(laughs) Okay.
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How do you pronounce it?
Did I say it right?
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- It's called the vagina.
- Vangina.
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- Vagina.
- Vagina.
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- (son) Vagina.
- Yeah.
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Vagina.
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- (giggles)
- (son) How do you say it?
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How did Alice have her baby?
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She came out of her butt.
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- (laughs)
- Her butt?
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Doesn't it come through
the bottom, the butt?
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It came out her vagina.
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That's weird.
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- So when two people are in love--
- (boy protests)
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- Don't say that again!
- Okay, no more love.
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Melody, when two adults
want to have a child,
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- they have to...have sex.
- Work together?
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Work together?
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- (dad) We have to work together, yes.
- (mom) Work together.
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- I said no more love!
- No more love, all right.
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We're gonna use another word.
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- Mom and daddy hang out.
- No, no!
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- The woman has an egg...
- An egg?
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(mom) Yes.
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The mom provides the egg
and the dad provides the sperm.
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Do you know where the sperm comes from?
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Where does it come out?
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- Do you know where it comes out?
- I don't know.
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The sperm comes out of your penis.
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(squeals)
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And when he releases that fluid,
when they're having sex,
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when they're making love,
that makes a baby.
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- I don't like that.
- Okay.
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I don't like that.
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(laughs) I don't like that!
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And when that sperm comes out
of dad's penis into mom's body,
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then sometimes it can make a baby.
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- I did not know that.
- (mom) You did not know that?
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There's lots and lots of sperms
floating around.
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Well, how does the penis
get to it, the vagina?
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- We want to talk about...
- (chuckling)
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..it medically.
Like mommy's a nurse.
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- I don't not even know what that means.
- You know what mommy does, right?
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And how does daddy give
the sperm to mommy?
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Uh, they have sex.
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What?!
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(laughter)
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I told you Nick told me a lot of stuff.
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So mommy and daddy got together
and we took off all our clothes--
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- Oh! Oh!
- (dad) And we got inside the blankets,
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and we were really warm,
and then mommy and daddy did
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a special dance, and there you were.
That's how you were made.
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Oh my gosh!
That is really, really, no good
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if you took all your clothes off.
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- You see this pocket?
- Yeah.
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Okay, the pocket is the vagina.
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Okay? And in order to have a child...
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(awkward silence)
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Daddy has to put
his...penis in the pocket.
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(dad) Do you understand?
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Ew.
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- So the penis goes into the vagina--
- Ah!
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(groans)
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Oh.
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Oh!
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(son) This is really disgusting me a lot!
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Is this uncomfortable?
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- Yes.
- Yes, sorry about that.
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Yeah, you're gonna look
at the world a lot different now.
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