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Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live

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    Man, my head is killing me.
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    Cryosleep is a bitch.
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    Yeah, four months feels more like ten years.
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    Yeah, even Ramirez is starting to look good to me.
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    Beat up, ladies? You're gonna need your strength.
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    We've got six more months on this scrubby.
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    You know what I miss most about Earth?
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    A nice greasy plate of steak and eggs.
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    Yeah, or some tacos in the XXX, Ramirez!
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    Screw you, Blozowski!
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    Any time, any where!
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    You know what I miss?
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    Cold beer! Crack one open, watch the sunset...
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    Doesn't get any better than that.
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    Hey, what about you, Kerby?
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    I miss my little kitty cat.
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    What the hell did he just say?
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    I miss my little kitty cat.
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    I miss his little face.
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    Probably all squooshed up against the window waiting for his papa to come home.
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    Alright, enough with the chitty-chat.
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    Ramirez, status report.
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    Airlock is secure and stable, Captain.
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    Blozowski, navigation.
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    Course bearing's on target, sir.
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    We're in the pipe, five by five.
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    McRitty, terraformers...
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    Looks like the XXX are full capacity, sir.
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    Kirby! O2 levels.
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    I miss my little kitty cat.
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    Sometimes I put a little hat on him and pretend he's a little man...
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    My little business man...
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    Then I give him a little kiss...
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    A little business kiss...
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    Kirby, I need you to get your head in the game, ok, son?
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    We got a lot of prep before we sit down on that big red rock
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    and I need you to focus.
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    Copy that, Captain.
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    I just miss my little kitty cat.
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    Captain, what's going on with this guy?
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    Yeah! Can we talk about this dude?
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    He's supposed to be one of Earth's top scientists,
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    and hasn't said one scientific thing yet.
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    Science says kittens are the cutest.
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    What?
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    I swear I'm loosing it!
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    This guy's driving me space crazy!
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    Kirby, if I were you, I would stow the cat stuff ASAP.
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    When I put his food down, he runs in the kitchen, he just slides past his bowl
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    like a little TomCat Cruise in Frisky Business.
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    Hell no! Let's put him in a pot and shoot him into space.
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    Sometimes I open my sock drawer and he's snuck in there like a little prowler.
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    Only he's not stealing nothing.
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    He's just all snuggled up
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    taking a little sock nap.
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    Y'all, Capt, I'm about to lay him out!
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    Yeah, let's do it!
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    I've got enough of this guy.
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    Alright, alright. Stand down.
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    Look, I'm after this little bitch as much as the rest of you
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    but every man, woman and child on Earth is counting on this bucket of bolts
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    to make it to Mars,
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    that means we're gonna work together
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    or you can kiss the human race goodbye.
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    Are we clear?
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    Yes, Captain.
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    Kirby? Are we clear?
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    Yeah.
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    But I told a little fib.
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    I don't miss my little kitty cat.
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    How can I miss him if I brought him?
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    Kirby, please, tell me you did not sneak an animal aboard this vessel.
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    I did.
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    I wanted to talk him up a lot so we could make a grand entrance.
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    You wanna meet my little kitty cat?
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    Fine!
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    Just get it over with.
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    He's been in my duffle this whole time.
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    Oh my God!
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    No!
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    He's not breathing!
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    My little kitty cat.
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    He's all dried up.
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    His little head won't stay on.
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    His neck isn't connected.
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    Something went wrong.
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    I hate this trip.
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    I hate it so much...
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    Oh, it's just my little neck pillow.
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    Oh man, I was really hoping that cat would be dead.
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    Me too...
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    Look what I've found!
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    XXX my real kitty cat.
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    Introducing Fuzz Aldrin!
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    Say HI everybody!
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    Hi, Fuzz Aldrin.
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    Now, if you'll excuse me, we have to look at the pretty stars.
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    Oh, look, there is the Milky Way.
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    Oh, you like milk.
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    That's when you meow the loudest...
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    You go "meow, meow"... That's what you sound like...
Title:
Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live
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Video Language:
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Duration:
05:37
Izabela Zbikowska-Aaboe edited English subtitles for Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live
Izabela Zbikowska-Aaboe edited English subtitles for Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live
Izabela Zbikowska Aaboe edited English subtitles for Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live
Izabela Zbikowska Aaboe edited English subtitles for Mars Mission - Saturday Night Live

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