Gaby And Allison's Make Up Tutorial!!!! / Is This What You Want?

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Welcome to a brand new series called "Is This What You Want?"

Gaby sings "Is This What You Want?"

Oh my god, did you just co-op a song?

Maybe I made a song for it. Maybe it's my turn to have a song.

Well now you have to sing that every episode

What? Don't...

Many of you might have noticed that Gaby and I have been slowly losing our minds.

Some of the remarks in the comments section have said

"This is boring. At first I liked this show but now it's getting old."

I wrote down one.

Listen, we are not changing Thursday's show. Okay? That is scripted comedy gold and we're keeping it.

Yeah

But Monday, pfft.

We're blowing it up.

So basically, we're going to try every single thing that Youtube does and see which one sticks.

And then you guys tell us which one you like and then maybe we'll change Monday's show into that

And then maybe you'll tell your fucking friends to subscribe to this fucking channel and we'll hit one million.

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This week on "Is This What You Want?", we'll be doing a beauty tutorial.

Everyone thinks of us as beauty icons.

You can't even say it without laughing. So we thought we would show you our makeup routines.

We are not wearing makeup now. How does it feel? You look exactly the same.

What am I doing wrong?

I don't know, it's weird.

It's like I either look exactly the same or I look 35.

Step one: BB Cream.

I also have BB Cream.

But honestly my first step was washing my hands which Gaby didn't do and is kind of gross because she was petting Sugar.

I took a shower this morning.

But like you get...

A shower doesn't protect you for the rest of the day.

I also use this. I use a sponge. This is called a blender.

And then you put the sponge on the coffee table...

Everything is fine.

So this is BB Cream from a drugstore.

So are you going to put it on yourself without a mirror?

And I gotta do this.

Why?

I don't know.

No-one sees that.

Well, right. Guys should I be doing that?

Put it on this, transfer it from my finger. Very important to transfer it from your finger.

So then what's the point of saying you use that if you still touch your finger?

Then you smudge it on your under eye.

That looks good. I could learn some stuff.

Thanks. And then I,

Am I rubbed in at all?

I've got some new, some new marks I'm a little concerned about.

Wrinkles?

No, like freckles? Like what's going on here?

Maybe ask your dermatologist?

Yeah

So all, you're just putting BB Cream all over your whole face which is what I just did.

So next I do this powder.

Oh yeah I also have powder.

Mine is the palest one that they make.

You're supposed to swap this out for a better sponge but I just keep the one that it comes with.

Oh that's fancy.

Why do you have such good makeup?

Are you kidding me?

Then I take this brush which is from um, I bought it at the airport.

This is I guess to keep your face from getting shiny but I use it as like a foundation.

You can't use a powder as a foundation.

Sure you can.

What's foundation?

Oh I used to wear blush but then my ex-boyfriend told me it looked bad so I stopped.

I need it because I use the red part of the blush to cover pimples.

Do you see what I'm saying?

So people are like is that a pimple or are her cheeks just red?

Who taught you this?

No-one I made it up.

You put like seven things on that one zit.

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

I don't know

You already did that.

You have to make it blend in.

This is now a very different colour to the rest of your face.

Shut up Alison!

I'm just saying you had it before and then you did too much.

I know.

Now it's white.

It's a constant struggle. I know!

Then you take the blush and cover it again with blush so that it looks pink.

I don't. Okay, I know nothing about makeup but I really think you're not supposed to use blush to cover stuff up.

Shh.

You actually though have looked bad and then gone into a bathroom and looked great.

Right!

So I'm not going to question it.

This is liquid I think, right?

What's the difference?

Liquid is messier?

I think we're gonna walk outside in a couple of weeks and everyone is gonna look just like us.

So now everyone this is really scary where I scream.

You scream?

"Alison screams"

I have to make this a much thicker line to match this line.

Oh God that's a losing game.

Oops you did it again. You missed again. Nope, you missed again!

Alison laughs.

Don't add any more to the top. What are you doing?

How you do your eyebrows is you take a brush that a pencil that you bought at CVS.

You colour in some parts of your eyebrows.

I feel like we should now be sponsored by CVS.

I know.

And then we take the fancy brush from the eye.

From the stuff you used to use but now you've run out and you can't afford to get more.

And you do this

I don't think you've blended it in?

No I didn't at all

And then you just put that on and then you hope it doesn't smudge against your glasses

And then in a couple of minutes it will be all over your face

I also bought these weird cubes that are eyeshadows

I'm done.

You've finished?

Gaby and Alison laugh. Alison nods.

So now this is an example of a beauty tutorial where this is not my everyday look.

Oooh, okay that looks different.

I look different?

Yeah that colour has added to you.

Do I look alive?

Should I put on the blue?

Just so that our before and after look really different, you know?

You look great!

Really?

So how do I look?

You know, not great.

Alison and Gaby laugh.

Like if we were taking your photos like when you're getting ready for your wedding

this would be like while you were still mid getting ready.

Why do people do that? Why do they take photos while you're getting ready for it?

So you can remember every moment.

Why is this here?

Oh I brought out perfume because does this count?

Is that your final step?

Yeah my final step is perfume. Right

Boom. Boom. Double hair, neck.

Right isn't that just... oooh.

I just got a whiff.

We look okay right?

Yeah we look great.

Should we do a pose at the end?

Okay yeah

Like a "hello welcome to our channel"

Is it good Alan?

Yeah

Alison and Gaby laugh

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We're back to tell you about Gaby's brand new podcast

"Bad with money with Gaby Dunn".

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