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"ROYAL WEDDING" — A Bad Lip Reading

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    So, how many animals
    would you say you've probably killed?
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    You think
    I've kept count?
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    Absolutely.
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    Sixteen hundred
    and ninety three.
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    Giraffes.
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    You all right?
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    Not yet.
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    Do you need a pen?
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    Why would you need a pen?
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    I'm not sure.
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    I think she's brilliant.
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    Harry and Meghan.
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    Who is your favorite
    Harry Potter character?
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    Hagrid.
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    Hagrid.
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    Not correct.
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    My friends, dog food doesn't feel
    so gross to the starving man.
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    If you want a hotdog, then
    you've gotta cook a hotdog - what?
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    Put it on the stove!
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    But you won't get enough.
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    You won't get enough.
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    Does it help you
    to eat this wiener thing?
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    I don't think that it does.
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    You know, I slipped and
    I fell into a coffin this weekend.
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    No, I didn't,
    it was just a dream!
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    It was just a dream.
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    There wasn't a coffin.
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    I said,
    "Hooray"!
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    And do you know
    what I felt like?
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    Like the best squirrel
    in the hole.
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    Now let us all try to be
    the best squirrel in the hole.
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    I don't like the air in here.
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    Can you smell it?
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    Yeah, it's definitely strange.
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    I just got a big whiff.
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    It's pretty bad.
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    You know,
    I have a surprise for you.
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    Okay.
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    It's a golden unicycle.
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    I don't want that.
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    That present is a fail.
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    You've got to learn
    to GLIDE AND GLINT.
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    Ohhhhhh,
    it's so sad.
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    I smell a bikini!
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    You shan't buy a bikini
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    He shan't buy a bikini.
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    They can't buy a bikini
    - SO SAD!
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    And this is how I dance!
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    You've got to learn
    to GLIDE AND GLINT.
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    I need silence.
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    You've got to learn
    to GLIDE LIKE THIS!
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    Is it so sad?
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    NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO!
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    I hope you understand
    we're puppets.
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    Hmm?
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    I said I hope you understand
    that we're puppets.
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    You said we had free will.
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    No, I didn't.
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    That's what you told me.
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    KING OF THE WORLD.
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    RULING NOTHING AT ALL.
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    RULING NOTHING AT ALL.
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    KING OF THE WORLD.
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    RULING NOTHING AT ALL.
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    RULING NOTHING AT ALL.
Title:
"ROYAL WEDDING" — A Bad Lip Reading
Description:

Royal weddings are so different these days...
End song: "Modify" by Kniles https://youtu.be/I1NV97UYtCQ
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:40

English subtitles

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