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(static)
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Hi, I'm still grounded. But today my dad's
identical twin brother Uncle Lincoln is
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coming to talk to me. So, uh.
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We'll see how that goes.
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(doorbell)
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(no audio)
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(panting)
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(screams)
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(knocking)
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Mom: Tell Louis he's not a werewolf.
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(footsteps departing)
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Lincoln: Kid, you are totally a werewolf.
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Really?
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Lincoln: A Dragonwolf, we all are: your
dad, me, you too unless that witch put
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a spell on you too.
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Dragonwolf?
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Lincoln: Oh yeah, don't let the silver hair
fool you, I'm a Dragonwolf.
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I even got a tattoo to remind me. Boom!
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Huh?
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Oh, not that one.
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Boom!
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Yeah.
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Louis: Oh.
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Lincoln: They kept me in a cage 10 years
waiting for me to change.
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They? Who's they?
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Lincoln: Area 51, who do you think?
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Lincoln: But I fooled them. I never did change.
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They didn't know I was stuck.
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(laughter)
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What are you talking about?
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Lincoln: I'm stuck in human form!
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Ever since your mom became a witch.
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Louis, did you forget everything I taught you?
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What did you teach me?
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Lincoln: Only everything you need to know
before the dragon rises again!
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Louis: The dragon?
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Lincoln: The Dragon Moon! Damn it kid,
you're supposed to remember this.
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What were you, too busy pooping in
your diaper?
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Lincoln: Well let's hope it's not too late.
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What's this? Full moon containment plan.
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(rips down sheet)
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Lincoln: Not bad.
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Not bad.
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Missing one thing though. The most important
thing.
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Louis: What would that be?
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Mementos. Relics. Pictures of the people
you love. At least the people you don't
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want to kill, huh?
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Lincoln: Like this.
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My girlfriend. Uh, April Meadows. Take a look.
Huh? (laughs)
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Nice.
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Louis: Do you have any pictures of my dad.
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Lincoln: Well yeah, of course I got a picture of him.
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Lincoln: I didn't have a camera. Looks like him though.
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Louis: Yeah. Where exactly is my dad.
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Lincoln: That I'd like to know myself. Ten years
I was in a cage. Waiting for him to come and
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save me. He never came. I can only think that
he's been wolfed-out so long he's forgot
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us all.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying he's never coming back, kid.
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Lincoln: Ah, cheer up. I brought you a present.
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Lincoln: Ha ha, here you go.
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Louis: What is that?
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Um, I don't know but-
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Salty.
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Louis: Ugh!
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Now come on! Let's sing.
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You remember our old song, huh?
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Uh, no thanks.
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Lincoln: Come on. You remember it. Our
old secret song.
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Used to play it to you as a child.
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(guitar music)
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Owwwwwwwwwwwww!
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(singing)
Once there was a werewolf
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From the Dragon Moon
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Louis: Mom! Mom!
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Lincoln: Hey! No, no not the witch. She's
very beautiful but she's a witch.
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(grunts)
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Uh, can I have my jacket please?
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Hah!
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Lincoln: Ah, witch light!
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Lincoln: Come on!
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(grunting)
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Lincoln: Ha ha ha, once again, werewolves
are smarter than witches! You cannot--
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(inaudible)
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Mom: (sigh)
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Lincoln: (yelling) No one can stop the
Dragonwolf, no witch can stop me from being-
