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Weekend Update: Laura Parsons on the Election - SNL

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    >>> IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR OUR
    NEWSCASTERS OF TOMORROW SEGMENT,
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    WHERE A KID JOINS US TO GIVE
    NEWS FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE.
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    TONIGHT WE HAVE A YOUNG ACTRESS
    IN THE DISNEY MOVIE "THE DOLPHIN
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    DIARIES," PLEASE WELCOME LAURA
    PARSON.
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    >> WHAT A THRILL IT IS TO BE
    HERE.
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    ♪ NEWS TALKING ABOUT NEWS ♪
    ♪ HEY MICHAEL CHE DID YOU HEAR
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    TODAY THE NEWS ♪♪♪
    >> THANKS FOR COMING, LAURA.
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    >> I HEAR EMILY BLUNT IS HERE
    AND SHE'S THE NEW MARY POPPINS.
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    >> THAT'S RIGHT.
    SHE'LL BE IN THE NEW MOVIE.
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    >> I'M
    SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALA
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    AVAILABLE.
    'ELLO, GUVNOR!
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    >> ALL RIGHT.
    OAKY, LAURA, I DON'T THINK
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    AUDITIONS ARE BEING HELD RIGHT
    NOW.
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    SO JUST TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON
    IN THE NEWS.
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    >> WELL, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION
    COMING UP.
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    HILLARY CLINTON VERSUS
    DONALD TRUMP, AND SOME PEOPLE
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    SAY DONALD TRUMP IS A BULLY
    BECAUSE HE CALLS PEOPLE NAMES.
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    HE MIGHT HAVE SAID SOME BAD
    THINGS TO A LADY ON A PLANE.
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    >> THAT'S RIGHT.
    >> AND THEN HE SHOVED HIS HANDS
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    UP HER SKIRT!
    >> LAURA, THIS IS AN ADULT
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    SUBJECT.
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEXUAL ASSAULT
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    -- HARASSMENT IS, OR ASSAULT?
    >> I THINK SO.
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    IT'S WHEN THE BOSS LOOKS AT YOU
    AND SAYS, "HEY, TOOTS, IF YOU
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    WANT THIS JOB, YOU BETTER GIVE
    ME THE GOODS!"
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    >> MAYBE YOU DO KNOW WHAT IT IS.
    I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING
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    YOU'VE LEARNED ABOUT THIS
    ELECTION.
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    >> OF COURSE NOT.
    OUR TEACHER ASKED US TO WATCH
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    THE DEBATES.
    IT'S SO COOL.
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    REGULAR CITIZENS GET TO ASK THE
    CANDIDATES QUESTIONS, LIKE
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    KEN BONE.
    HE'S A BIG HUGGABLE MAN IN A RED
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    SWEATER.
    >> I SAW HIM.
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    HE SEEMED VERY NICE.
    >> I THOUGHT SO TOO, UNTIL HE
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    GOT ON REDDIT AND TALKED ABOUT
    MY FAVORITE ACTRESS,
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    JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
    >> LAURA.
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    >> HE SAID HE LIKED HER
    BUTTHOLE.
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    >> YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT.
    >> WHY NOT?
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    BILLY BUSH SAID BAD THINGS, AND
    MY MOM SAYS HE MIGHT GET $10
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    MILLION.
    FROM THIS NETWORK!
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    >> LAURA!
    [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
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    >> OUR MOTHER DIED.
    I NEED A NANNY.
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    >> THERE IS NO "MARY POPPINS"
    AUDITIONS TONIGHT.
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    LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUN.
    WHAT'S SOMETHING FUN THAT YOU'RE
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    INTO?
    >> WELL, MY SCHOOL HAD A CIRCUS
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    LAST WEEK.
    YOU COULD DRESS UP AS AN
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    ACROBAT, AN ANIMAL, OR A CLOWN.
    >> THAT'S COOL.
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    >> IT SURE IS.
    I LOVE CLOWNS.
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    EXCEPT IN SOUTH CAROLINA, WHERE
    THEY'RE LURING KIDS INTO THE
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    WOODS.
    >> LAURA!
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    >> BEST CASE SCENARIO, YOU'RE
    MOLESTED!
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    >> ALL RIGHT.
    THANK YOU, LAURA.
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    YOU WERE GREAT.
    YOU DID FANTASTIC.
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    >> I WAS?
    >> YES.
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    >> GUESS I PASSED THE AUDITION.
    ♪ AND THAT'S IN THE
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    NEWS ♪♪♪
Title:
Weekend Update: Laura Parsons on the Election - SNL
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:12

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